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There's a wild beast on the loose in Essex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A wolf has escaped from Colchester zoo. It'll be getting hungry soon. People of Essex keep your pets indoors or they could be lunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking typical! A murderous beast roams Essex on the prowl for food and joeys in Australia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love Colchester Zoo. Especially when you get to feed the Elephants and Giraffes.

...was a brilliant day.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Fucking typical! A murderous beast roams Essex on the prowl for food and joeys in Australia "

The murderous beast likes to eat baby kangaroos?

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By *heFabmanMan
over a year ago

Guildford

Think they should let a few more out an thin out the weak minded over there (joke) before the Essex massive get the hump!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear that's not good

I passed that zoo last week x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fucking typical! A murderous beast roams Essex on the prowl for food and joeys in Australia

The murderous beast likes to eat baby kangaroos? "

The beasty won't find many baby kangaroos in Essex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the wolf that should be scared ,have you seen the size of the gobs on them locals

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"Fucking typical! A murderous beast roams Essex on the prowl for food and joeys in Australia "

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Fucking typical! A murderous beast roams Essex on the prowl for food and joeys in Australia

The murderous beast likes to eat baby kangaroos? "

Ah the joys of punctuation

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Fucking typical! A murderous beast roams Essex on the prowl for food and joeys in Australia

The murderous beast likes to eat baby kangaroos?

The beasty won't find many baby kangaroos in Essex "

No they are in Australia. I wondered how the beast would get to Australia from Essex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It was a mass breakout. Six wolves escaped. Two have been shot dead and one is still on the run.

I wonder if they bribed the guards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was a mass breakout. Six wolves escaped. Two have been shot dead and one is still on the run.

I wonder if they bribed the guards. "

Such a shame they've had to shoot them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was a mass breakout. Six wolves escaped. Two have been shot dead and one is still on the run.

I wonder if they bribed the guards. "

That's a huge shame that two had to be shot dead!

Bet the other one is scared to death bless it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It was a mass breakout. Six wolves escaped. Two have been shot dead and one is still on the run.

I wonder if they bribed the guards.

Such a shame they've had to shoot them."

They managed to dart one but two have been shot dead.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"It was a mass breakout. Six wolves escaped. Two have been shot dead and one is still on the run.

I wonder if they bribed the guards. "

what about the other 3 ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was a mass breakout. Six wolves escaped. Two have been shot dead and one is still on the run.

I wonder if they bribed the guards.

Such a shame they've had to shoot them.

They managed to dart one but two have been shot dead. "

I bet they hardly tried to dart the ones they killed.One dart-miss, being out the .223 lads!

Such a needless waste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was a mass breakout. Six wolves escaped. Two have been shot dead and one is still on the run.

I wonder if they bribed the guards.

what about the other 3 ?"

They're on a National Express coach to Derbyshire where the wallabies roam free!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A wolf has escaped from Colchester zoo. It'll be getting hungry soon. People of Essex keep your pets indoors or they could be lunch. "

Sod the pets! I'd be staying indoors!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It was a mass breakout. Six wolves escaped. Two have been shot dead and one is still on the run.

I wonder if they bribed the guards.

what about the other 3 ?"

One returned of its own accord. Probably institutionalized.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A wolf has escaped from Colchester zoo. It'll be getting hungry soon. People of Essex keep your pets indoors or they could be lunch. "

Cue the song by duran duran

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A wolf has escaped from Colchester zoo. It'll be getting hungry soon. People of Essex keep your pets indoors or they could be lunch.

Cue the song by duran duran "

Was the wolf called Rio ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're hunting wolves?

anyone got a bed I can hide under

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The last remaining wolve has been shot dead. Apparently they shot it as a tranquilizer dart takes fifteen minutes to work and it was deemed to be a danger to the public.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

What a tragic ending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww that's awful news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was a mass breakout. Six wolves escaped. Two have been shot dead and one is still on the run.

I wonder if they bribed the guards. "

there are lots of wolves in that enclosure.

wonder if they dug out? there was lots of them and their den must have been massive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A wolf has escaped from Colchester zoo. It'll be getting hungry soon. People of Essex keep your pets indoors or they could be lunch.

Cue the song by duran duran

Was the wolf called Rio ?"
##No

Its "Hungry Like The Wolf".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The last remaining wolve has been shot dead. Apparently they shot it as a tranquilizer dart takes fifteen minutes to work and it was deemed to be a danger to the public. "

Fucking appalling. Seriously, can't people stay indoors for 15 sodding minutes so the animal could be saved?! Besides a tranc dart is far safer to fire in a built up area than a rifle round!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The last remaining wolve has been shot dead. Apparently they shot it as a tranquilizer dart takes fifteen minutes to work and it was deemed to be a danger to the public.

Fucking appalling. Seriously, can't people stay indoors for 15 sodding minutes so the animal could be saved?! Besides a tranc dart is far safer to fire in a built up area than a rifle round!"

they to busy "rubber necking" and using the phones to take possible pics....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time it was a lion in Basildon that was actually a Maine coon cat

They sure it's not just a husky?

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

We had rhinos running free up our way years ago , niw that was funny !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have been killed sadly. They were found and destroyed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had rhinos running free up our way years ago , niw that was funny !!"

Ive passed a few mad cows running down the street when going past the slaughter house....

Bog off time in the local ale house always did it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember a story years ago of a crocodile escaping from somewhere near Frodsham, it crossed the M56 and went into the Marshes. Luckily it was it was found and killed.

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By *uffymayfairCouple
over a year ago

vera playa, Almeria

Typical always the poor animals that have to suffer!

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By *r and missus for cockMan
over a year ago

bridgend


"Typical always the poor animals that have to suffer!"
i know. Lets just let them run wild killing people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such a shame that 3 beautiful creatures have been shot..... They are actually timid creatures...

Awful just awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Typical always the poor animals that have to suffer! i know. Lets just let them run wild killing people "

They would run if confronted by people. And would only attack if starving or cornered.

It was a terrible thing to happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do the animals at Colchester take it in turns to get out? seems there's always something allegedly escaping. Maybe they should look into that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're hunting wolves?

anyone got a bed I can hide under "

Under ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do the animals at Colchester take it in turns to get out? seems there's always something allegedly escaping. Maybe they should look into that?"

Thats what I thought when I looked for the news article, was a pig this year too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Typical always the poor animals that have to suffer!"

It is the people in charge who should suffer, financially! somebody has made a mistake, resulting in the murder of 3 animals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not in Essex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was a mass breakout. Six wolves escaped. Two have been shot dead and one is still on the run.

I wonder if they bribed the guards.

what about the other 3 ?

One returned of its own accord. Probably institutionalized. "

probably roamed round for a while and thought 'sod this for a game of soldiers. im better off in the fuckin zoo!' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Typical always the poor animals that have to suffer! i know. Lets just let them run wild killing people "

They've just started reintroducing wolves back into remote parts of scotland I think. Like they did with beavers.

I'd prefer to live with alot more wolves and alot less people TBH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Typical always the poor animals that have to suffer! i know. Lets just let them run wild killing people

They've just started reintroducing wolves back into remote parts of scotland I think. Like they did with beavers.

I'd prefer to live with alot more wolves and alot less people TBH "

so would they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it was a ram on the wind up.

A sheep in wolfs clothing?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

shame ive been to Colchester zoo and its lovely there but they need to make sure this never happens again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a crock of shit. Can't believe they shot them all... What a waste of a beautiful animal.

They can shoot on spot a wolf saying it's a danger to society yet they can't handle murderers and peados ffs !!!!

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By *ndy_mandyCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

Thank feck it wasnt Northamptonshire, if my ex pig oops i meant wife got out there would be no men left, greedy cow would have ate them all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I lived in Colchester I'd want to escape

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