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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A good place to chat up other swingers or not ?

Unless we all have a secret handshake or wear pampas grass in our hair .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine a lot of swingers are regulars at the clinic, so an obvious place to discuss symtems and club nights.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Last time I went to mine the waiting area had a handful of tracksuit wearing barely out of their teens, stinking of cigarette smoke chavlets with matching buggies and a kid running round while they rather half-heartedly shouted after him to stop turning the lights on and off till one of them said 'will someone fuckin' smack him or summat'.

I thanked the nurse profusely when she called me through.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Mine has single sex waiting rooms so I won't be chatting up anyone.

And the ladies waiting room does always seem to be full of people with toddlers in tow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine has single sex waiting rooms so I won't be chatting up anyone.

And the ladies waiting room does always seem to be full of people with toddlers in tow!"

obviously swingers...no fathers in site

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By *arlock69Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

There are always full of chavs!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a sexual awareness clinic and its always full of the younger generation and all female x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest it's not really paramount in our mind to chat up anyone at the clinic .

We go every 6 weeks and although we are as careful as possible , there's always that thought in the back of your mind .....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Why the fuck would you wanna chat up someone at a GUM Clinic? I just don't get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why the fuck would you wanna chat up someone at a GUM Clinic? I just don't get it."

Well at least you know they care about their sexual health

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

swinging with random strangers, you will always end up in the clinic, for peace of mind, or treatment, a great place to meet people who are intelligent enough to care about their sexual health.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Why the fuck would you wanna chat up someone at a GUM Clinic? I just don't get it.

Well at least you know they care about their sexual health "

Or they actually dont and they have a dose of cock rot or fanny mould.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hardly the place I would want to be chatted up ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why the fuck would you wanna chat up someone at a GUM Clinic? I just don't get it.

Well at least you know they care about their sexual health Or they actually dont and they have a dose of cock rot or fanny mould. "

Ahem. I can assure you when I'm visiting GUM do far there has been no blue waffle syndrome going on.

If you think that about others they probably think that about you

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Why the fuck would you wanna chat up someone at a GUM Clinic? I just don't get it.

Well at least you know they care about their sexual health Or they actually dont and they have a dose of cock rot or fanny mould.

Ahem. I can assure you when I'm visiting GUM do far there has been no blue waffle syndrome going on.

If you think that about others they probably think that about you "

But you are assuming I give a shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well after everything Ive read above, next time I go I will take a posh handbag with me and brush my hair. I may even push the boat out and have a bath in the week leading up to it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Well after everything Ive read above, next time I go I will take a posh handbag with me and brush my hair. I may even push the boat out and have a bath in the week leading up to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can imagine it now:

"come here often?"

"no, my gp suggested I came"

"next!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well after everything Ive read above, next time I go I will take a posh handbag with me and brush my hair. I may even push the boat out and have a bath in the week leading up to it

"

Well it is Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure what bag matched my brown velour trackies best though

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

Last visit I noticed the waiting room was full of young couples. I did wonder if any of them were from fab .

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Hubby did try and chat the nurse up when we first went...she was intrigued to find out all about 'swinging' he then said try logging on to fabs....I was mortified.....

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

When I go I try going when I know there won't be many in, I just park myself in a seat and read a mag or browse on here til I'm called lol I don't own a track suit and I'm not a chav lol

I don't really care who's there tbh, I'm there for my own sexual health!

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Not saying everyone who uses a clinic is a chav...Halifax is full of chavs so they are everywhere

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