FabSwingers.com forum: Modern Life Putting People Off Sex

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That is the headline chosen by one news report on the National Sexual Attitudes and Lifestyle survey results.

Is modern life ruining your sex life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speaking a 50 year old bloke who happens to enjoy dressing up in a frock I’m am fully resigned to accepting all responsibility for ruining or delighting in my own sex life….

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Sex has reduced from 6 to 5 times a month. They didn't ask me.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"Sex has reduced from 6 to 5 times a month. They didn't ask me. "

Wish I got it 5 times a month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think so..stress makes me want it more. Sex is the best thing on this god forsaken planet and the more life throws at me the more I would like another orgasm.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Sex has reduced from 6 to 5 times a month. They didn't ask me. "

Even with women having more partners it has reduced.

They blame porn and the internet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was on the radio this morning that the number of sexual partners a person goes through has doubled

I think the people who come out with these statistics aren't singing from the same sheet

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It was on the radio this morning that the number of sexual partners a person goes through has doubled

I think the people who come out with these statistics aren't singing from the same sheet"

They didn't survey Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was on the radio this morning that the number of sexual partners a person goes through has doubled

I think the people who come out with these statistics aren't singing from the same sheet

They didn't survey Fab."

Why would they want to ?

Excuse me, how many sexual partners have you had

NO ONE REPLIES TO MY MESSAGES, WHATS WRONG WITH MY PROFILE!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It might ruin some peoples but it sure dosnt dampen my sexual ardour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are in general working longer hours to maintain our lifestyle, buy food and hosing costs,, so sex will obviously take a back seat, we spend more time on the toilet than having sex.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm taking a sex break. Too busy playing computer games

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Sex is a great counter to stress - I find making lovely patterns on a ladies bottom relieves lots of things

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think I have a pretty healthy sex life within my relationship but it certainly isn't the be all and end all of everything. Relationships aren't just based on sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its ruining mine - I only get it 3 or 4 times a week

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

It certainly isnt ruining mine, and I can very easily understand that the number of partners for men and women has increased.

Higher divorce rates mean there are more singles than ever before, promiscuity has increased.

It would be interesting to see how the survey changes when the data from single people and those in couples is separated.

In couples, yes, money, work and kids can get in the way of a good sex life.... but as couples, they need to maintain a healthy sex life to keep the affection and intimacy going..... otherwise it can become a vicious circle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think so..stress makes me want it more. Sex is the best thing on this god forsaken planet and the more life throws at me the more I would like another orgasm."

THIS.... LOL... WOW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex is a great counter to stress - I find making lovely patterns on a ladies bottom relieves lots of things

Noughts and crosses ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think so..stress makes me want it more. Sex is the best thing on this god forsaken planet and the more life throws at me the more I would like another orgasm."

THIS.... LOL... WOW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex is a great counter to stress - I find making lovely patterns on a ladies bottom relieves lots of things

Noughts and crosses ?

Dot to Dot

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Sex has reduced from 6 to 5 times a month. They didn't ask me.

Wish I got it 5 times a month."

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Indeed

I wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex has reduced from 6 to 5 times a month. They didn't ask me. "

Maybe that's how many different people not how many times? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex is a great counter to stress - I find making lovely patterns on a ladies bottom relieves lots of things

Noughts and crosses ?

Dot to Dot

Better than hangman

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Sex is a great counter to stress - I find making lovely patterns on a ladies bottom relieves lots of things

Noughts and crosses ?

Of course, now just need a nicely shaped nought to add some crosses too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex is a great counter to stress - I find making lovely patterns on a ladies bottom relieves lots of things

Noughts and crosses ?

Of course, now just need a nicely shaped nought to add some crosses too

Depends what would be used to make said marks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex is a great counter to stress - I find making lovely patterns on a ladies bottom relieves lots of things

Noughts and crosses ?

Dot to Dot

Better than hangman

Battleships!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Its ruining mine - I only get it 3 or 4 times a week

With all due respect, naff orf!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Sex is a great counter to stress - I find making lovely patterns on a ladies bottom relieves lots of things

Noughts and crosses ?

Dot to Dot

Better than hangman

Battleships!

Is that where you use torpedoes and depth charges?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex is a great counter to stress - I find making lovely patterns on a ladies bottom relieves lots of things

Noughts and crosses ?

Dot to Dot

Better than hangman

Battleships!

Is that where you use torpedoes and depth charges?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The figures for women having sex with women has shot up too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i met a young man who said his wife was too tired for sex because she had a baby and was going to college.

maybe she should of stayed at home and looked after the baby and her hubby instead, the way it used to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its ruining mine - I only get it 3 or 4 times a week

With all due respect, naff orf!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 26/11/13 11:12:43]"

Not likely if she only had one kid.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"i met a young man who said his wife was too tired for sex because she had a baby and was going to college.

maybe she should of stayed at home and looked after the baby and her hubby instead, the way it used to be."

Then you would have lost out on a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i met a young man who said his wife was too tired for sex because she had a baby and was going to college.

maybe she should of stayed at home and looked after the baby and her hubby instead, the way it used to be."

Baubless !!! Tied to the kitchen sink too I take it ?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Sex is a great counter to stress - I find making lovely patterns on a ladies bottom relieves lots of things

Noughts and crosses ?

Dot to Dot

Better than hangman

Battleships!

Is that where you use torpedoes and depth charges?

Don't have time for stress now my launcher is loaded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i met a young man who said his wife was too tired for sex because she had a baby and was going to college.

maybe she should of stayed at home and looked after the baby and her hubby instead, the way it used to be.

Then you would have lost out on a meet.

Yes i should be grateful.

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"That is the headline chosen by one news report on the National Sexual Attitudes and Lifestyle survey results.

Is modern life ruining your sex life?"

what part of modern life? Busy life styles? Stress? Socialising becoming virtual? Alcohol consumption on the increase?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

women are having more partners but less sex......what does that say about modern life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The figures for women having sex with women has shot up too."

How many of those women had sex with other women because they hadnt found a good enough man though?

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"The figures for women having sex with women has shot up too.

How many of those women had sex with other women because they hadnt found a good enough man though?"

Is that really the reason why woman have sex with women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The figures for women having sex with women has shot up too.

How many of those women had sex with other women because they hadnt found a good enough man though?"

That has nothing to do with why women like other women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The figures for women having sex with women has shot up too.

How many of those women had sex with other women because they hadnt found a good enough man though?

Is that really the reason why woman have sex with women

No not always but sometimes, when i wasnt getting enough sex i was more interested in women. since i have been meeting men on here i have lost interest in women, i like them but not so much.

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"The figures for women having sex with women has shot up too.

How many of those women had sex with other women because they hadnt found a good enough man though?

Is that really the reason why woman have sex with women

No not always but sometimes, when i wasnt getting enough sex i was more interested in women. since i have been meeting men on here i have lost interest in women, i like them but not so much."

So it's YOUR reason then & it wasn't cause guys weren't good enough but cause you weren't getting enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The figures for women having sex with women has shot up too.

How many of those women had sex with other women because they hadnt found a good enough man though?

Is that really the reason why woman have sex with women

No not always but sometimes, when i wasnt getting enough sex i was more interested in women. since i have been meeting men on here i have lost interest in women, i like them but not so much.

So it's YOUR reason then & it wasn't cause guys weren't good enough but cause you weren't getting enough

I have heard people say it though, my sons friend said his sister was with a woman probably because she couldnt get a man or she didnt think any man would want her.

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"The figures for women having sex with women has shot up too.

How many of those women had sex with other women because they hadnt found a good enough man though?

Is that really the reason why woman have sex with women

No not always but sometimes, when i wasnt getting enough sex i was more interested in women. since i have been meeting men on here i have lost interest in women, i like them but not so much.

So it's YOUR reason then & it wasn't cause guys weren't good enough but cause you weren't getting enough

I have heard people say it though, my sons friend said his sister was with a woman probably because she couldnt get a man or she didnt think any man would want her."

Some people say Elvis and Diana are still alive - Do you believe that?

Some people believe in a god - Do you believe?

Some people say i'm the best shag ever and could turn any lesbian straight - Do you believe that?

(Ignore the last one, just one to humor myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i met a young man who said his wife was too tired for sex because she had a baby and was going to college.

maybe she should of stayed at home and looked after the baby and her hubby instead, the way it used to be."

Shame on you. Lucky you ain't got balls (as in a pair of testicles). The sisterhood would have had um by now

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By *ndy_mandyCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

We are trying for a baby so every other day for us, when we were not trying it was twice a day, everyday

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

No not for me, I wish people would take responsibility for their own lives and stop blaming everything around them for this and that.If your sex life is in the toilet its down to you- no one and nothing else IMHO.As Diamonds said above me,sex is only part of a relationship.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"No not for me, I wish people would take responsibility for their own lives and stop blaming everything around them for this and that.If your sex life is in the toilet its down to you- no one and nothing else IMHO.As Diamonds said above me,sex is only part of a relationship."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are trying for a baby so every other day for us, when we were not trying it was twice a day, everyday

Doggy's best isn't it. That's what my ex used to tell me. Maybe she just wanted constant doggy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 or 6 times a month sounds about right. Especially after having kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i met a young man who said his wife was too tired for sex because she had a baby and was going to college.

maybe she should of stayed at home and looked after the baby and her hubby instead, the way it used to be.

Shame on you. Lucky you ain't got balls (as in a pair of testicles). The sisterhood would have had um by now "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...i could do with a lot more than what I get. Which is not as much as those above lol

I just don't want 'sex'. I want that 'OMFG i'm knackered and i can't move'. I want the quality..the quantity anyone can get but is so boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever I've had a lull in my sex life it has been due to kids related stress and not work related stress. They are different! Fortunately my youngest is now 9 and much less stressful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are in general working longer hours to maintain our lifestyle, buy food and hosing costs,, so sex will obviously take a back seat, we spend more time on the toilet than having sex."

At the mo...yerrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i met a young man who said his wife was too tired for sex because she had a baby and was going to college.

maybe she should of stayed at home and looked after the baby and her hubby instead, the way it used to be.

Shame on you. Lucky you ain't got balls (as in a pair of testicles). The sisterhood would have had um by now

You grin? I'm ashamed for you!

You dare imply it's the woman's fault that the bloke was cheating on her.

I won't state anymore cos I'm not going on the naughty step for stating what I really think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That is the headline chosen by one news report on the National Sexual Attitudes and Lifestyle survey results.

Is modern life ruining your sex life?"

Who wants to help me disprove this?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"That is the headline chosen by one news report on the National Sexual Attitudes and Lifestyle survey results.

Is modern life ruining your sex life?

Who wants to help me disprove this?

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Using a thread to get a shag...tut tut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That is the headline chosen by one news report on the National Sexual Attitudes and Lifestyle survey results.

Is modern life ruining your sex life?

Who wants to help me disprove this?

Using a thread to get a shag...tut tut.

Caught me

Actually I'll be storing the offers up for future use as it's bloody not happening right now. Do you think I'm being obvious enough... Those men type beings do not comprehend subtlety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i met a young man who said his wife was too tired for sex because she had a baby and was going to college.

maybe she should of stayed at home and looked after the baby and her hubby instead, the way it used to be.

Shame on you. Lucky you ain't got balls (as in a pair of testicles). The sisterhood would have had um by now

You grin? I'm ashamed for you!

You dare imply it's the woman's fault that the bloke was cheating on her.

I won't state anymore cos I'm not going on the naughty step for stating what I really think!"

I grin at his comment, not at what i said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think so..stress makes me want it more. Sex is the best thing on this god forsaken planet and the more life throws at me the more I would like another orgasm."

Well said.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"That is the headline chosen by one news report on the National Sexual Attitudes and Lifestyle survey results.

Is modern life ruining your sex life?

Who wants to help me disprove this?

Using a thread to get a shag...tut tut.

Caught me

Actually I'll be storing the offers up for future use as it's bloody not happening right now. Do you think I'm being obvious enough... Those men type beings do not comprehend subtlety

Sorry got lost in the sub bit

How do you do tlety?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes i dare to imply its the womans fault, for neglecting her husband.

thats my opinion, you dont have to agree with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes i dare to imply its the womans fault, for neglecting her husband.

thats my opinion, you dont have to agree with it."

Fully agree with this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes i dare to imply its the womans fault, for neglecting her husband.

thats my opinion, you dont have to agree with it."

I believe you've just earned yourself a flurry of interest from men who are cheating on their wives.

I openly condemn, not so much the act of adultery, but the deceit that goes with it. And I'm flabbergasted that you appear to justify that.

Each to their own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex is a great counter to stress - I find making lovely patterns on a ladies bottom relieves lots of things

Noughts and crosses ?

Dot to Dot

Better than hangman

Battleships!

Is that where you use torpedoes and depth charges?

Don't have time for stress now my launcher is loaded

Fire away

I had to step back for a while. My tongue was bleeding

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It would be interesting to run the survey questions through the Fab membership, crunch the numbers and see what the average Fab person looks like broken down by sexual activity and lifestyle choices.

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"It would be interesting to run the survey questions through the Fab membership, crunch the numbers and see what the average Fab person looks like broken down by sexual activity and lifestyle choices.

can i opt out, don't want a minus score

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are average people here?

Though it might be interesting to discover exactly what the average Fabster is, attitudes wise

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

can i opt out, don't want a minus score

We need you to get the averages right. What's a bell curve without the bottom of the bell?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Sex is a great counter to stress - I find making lovely patterns on a ladies bottom relieves lots of things

Noughts and crosses ?

Dot to Dot

Better than hangman

Battleships!

Is that where you use torpedoes and depth charges?

Don't have time for stress now my launcher is loaded

Fire away

I had to step back for a while. My tongue was bleeding

I did - multi-tasking is not a strong point

Poor tongue, what were you sharpening it on?

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

can i opt out, don't want a minus score

We need you to get the averages right. What's a bell curve without the bottom of the bell?"

i'll skew the results and end up with 6 sigmas below average

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

can i opt out, don't want a minus score

We need you to get the averages right. What's a bell curve without the bottom of the bell?

i'll skew the results and end up with 6 sigmas below average

I do wonder if the average would be that much different to the national average across the whole Fab population. The attitudes and numbers of partners/gay/lesbian/bi experiences may be higher but the reality of how many times people have sex, on average, may not be.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

can i opt out, don't want a minus score

We need you to get the averages right. What's a bell curve without the bottom of the bell?

i'll skew the results and end up with 6 sigmas below average

Use a binomial distribution

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

can i opt out, don't want a minus score

We need you to get the averages right. What's a bell curve without the bottom of the bell?

i'll skew the results and end up with 6 sigmas below average

Use a binomial distribution

Won't that work better just for the number of straight men who contact gay and bi men on the question of whether they consider themselves to be bi or not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh i do love a good survey i do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

between long working hours, looking after my daughter and being single my sex life suffers, but what can you do

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

can i opt out, don't want a minus score

We need you to get the averages right. What's a bell curve without the bottom of the bell?

i'll skew the results and end up with 6 sigmas below average

Use a binomial distribution

Won't that work better just for the number of straight men who contact gay and bi men on the question of whether they consider themselves to be bi or not?

Depends on whether they are chicken - you know that french one - Poisson distribution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex is a great counter to stress - I find making lovely patterns on a ladies bottom relieves lots of things

Noughts and crosses ?

Dot to Dot

Better than hangman

Battleships!

Is that where you use torpedoes and depth charges?

Don't have time for stress now my launcher is loaded

Fire away

I had to step back for a while. My tongue was bleeding

I did - multi-tasking is not a strong point

Poor tongue, what were you sharpening it on?

I was biting it

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

can i opt out, don't want a minus score

We need you to get the averages right. What's a bell curve without the bottom of the bell?

i'll skew the results and end up with 6 sigmas below average

Use a binomial distribution

Won't that work better just for the number of straight men who contact gay and bi men on the question of whether they consider themselves to be bi or not?

Depends on whether they are chicken - you know that french one - Poisson distribution "

Is that the one that looks like a really big cock standing to attention?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

can i opt out, don't want a minus score

We need you to get the averages right. What's a bell curve without the bottom of the bell?

i'll skew the results and end up with 6 sigmas below average

Use a binomial distribution

Won't that work better just for the number of straight men who contact gay and bi men on the question of whether they consider themselves to be bi or not?

Depends on whether they are chicken - you know that french one - Poisson distribution

Is that the one that looks like a really big cock standing to attention?

Probably, you lost me at big though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever scale they are using my results will be the same..

Nil.

nowt

Bugger all.

This site has put me off sex...

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By *obbobeanMan
over a year ago

dagenham

Nothing could put me off sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for me its not a case of being put off sex its simply not having the time

when your single and cant accommodate sex is always a mammoth event to arrange and I don't always have a slot in my diary big enough to fit a meet in

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over a year ago

"for me its not a case of being put off sex its simply not having the time

when your single and cant accommodate sex is always a mammoth event to arrange and I don't always have a slot in my diary big enough to fit a meet in"

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

can i opt out, don't want a minus score

We need you to get the averages right. What's a bell curve without the bottom of the bell?

i'll skew the results and end up with 6 sigmas below average

Use a binomial distribution

Won't that work better just for the number of straight men who contact gay and bi men on the question of whether they consider themselves to be bi or not?

Depends on whether they are chicken - you know that french one - Poisson distribution

Is that the one that looks like a really big cock standing to attention?

Probably, you lost me at big though

well at least you got that far i'm struggling to get past the prof pic

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"I think I have a pretty healthy sex life within my relationship but it certainly isn't the be all and end all of everything. Relationships aren't just based on sex

agree there .... relationships based on just sex wont work in the long run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its ruining mine - I only get it 3 or 4 times a week

I would definitely give it you 7 days a week mmm

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Sex is a great counter to stress - I find making lovely patterns on a ladies bottom relieves lots of things

Noughts and crosses ?

Dot to Dot

Better than hangman

Battleships!

Is that where you use torpedoes and depth charges?

Don't have time for stress now my launcher is loaded

Fire away

I had to step back for a while. My tongue was bleeding

I did - multi-tasking is not a strong point

Poor tongue, what were you sharpening it on?

I was biting it

What about your tongue though?

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"i met a young man who said his wife was too tired for sex because she had a baby and was going to college.

maybe she should of stayed at home and looked after the baby and her hubby instead, the way it used to be."

Speechless that's just set women's rights back to the dark ages!! Maybe one could argue that if he wasn't such a delightful Neanderthal he could assist with the baby while she's bettering herself at college which would make her less tired and likely want more sex instead of him having to fuck you

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"i met a young man who said his wife was too tired for sex because she had a baby and was going to college.

maybe she should of stayed at home and looked after the baby and her hubby instead, the way it used to be.

Don't think there was any actual evidence in the Feldhofer caves of man stopping female's going to collage.

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over a year ago

"i met a young man who said his wife was too tired for sex because she had a baby and was going to college.

maybe she should of stayed at home and looked after the baby and her hubby instead, the way it used to be.

Funny how everyone takes the womans side and nobody has any sympathy for the poor neglected husband.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i met a young man who said his wife was too tired for sex because she had a baby and was going to college.

maybe she should of stayed at home and looked after the baby and her hubby instead, the way it used to be.

Funny how everyone takes the womans side and nobody has any sympathy for the poor neglected husband."

Let the selfish bleep wank... It's been good enough for generations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex has reduced from 6 to 5 times a month. They didn't ask me.

Wish I got it 5 times a month."

Me too, i get more cancellations than meets. Sum men r flakier than puff pastry

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over a year ago

"Sex has reduced from 6 to 5 times a month. They didn't ask me.

Wish I got it 5 times a month.

Me too, i get more cancellations than meets. Sum men r flakier than puff pastry "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex is a great counter to stress - I find making lovely patterns on a ladies bottom relieves lots of things

Noughts and crosses ?

Dot to Dot

Better than hangman

Battleships!

Is that where you use torpedoes and depth charges?

Don't have time for stress now my launcher is loaded

Fire away

I had to step back for a while. My tongue was bleeding

I did - multi-tasking is not a strong point

Poor tongue, what were you sharpening it on?

I was biting it

What about your tongue though?

That was my tongue !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i met a young man who said his wife was too tired for sex because she had a baby and was going to college.

maybe she should of stayed at home and looked after the baby and her hubby instead, the way it used to be.

Funny how everyone takes the woman's side and nobody has any sympathy for the poor neglected husband."

Poor neglected husband who was shagging you instead of being at home with his poor wife

speechless !

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Sex is a great counter to stress - I find making lovely patterns on a ladies bottom relieves lots of things

Noughts and crosses ?

Dot to Dot

Better than hangman

Battleships!

Is that where you use torpedoes and depth charges?

Don't have time for stress now my launcher is loaded

Fire away

I had to step back for a while. My tongue was bleeding

I did - multi-tasking is not a strong point

Poor tongue, what were you sharpening it on?

I was biting it

What about your tongue though?

That was my tongue !

Don't you prefer nibbling to bit........ perhaps not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex is a great counter to stress - I find making lovely patterns on a ladies bottom relieves lots of things

Noughts and crosses ?

Dot to Dot

Better than hangman

Battleships!

Is that where you use torpedoes and depth charges?

Don't have time for stress now my launcher is loaded

Fire away

I had to step back for a while. My tongue was bleeding

I did - multi-tasking is not a strong point

Poor tongue, what were you sharpening it on?

I was biting it

What about your tongue though?

That was my tongue !

Don't you prefer nibbling to bit........ perhaps not

No I prefer to nibble necks

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I think this thread shows that all the sex is virtual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this thread shows that all the sex is virtual.

Maybe your right

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"I think this thread shows that all the sex is virtual.

To start with - he he

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Sex is a great counter to stress - I find making lovely patterns on a ladies bottom relieves lots of things

Noughts and crosses ?

Dot to Dot

Better than hangman

Battleships!

Is that where you use torpedoes and depth charges?

Don't have time for stress now my launcher is loaded

Fire away

I had to step back for a while. My tongue was bleeding

I did - multi-tasking is not a strong point

Poor tongue, what were you sharpening it on?

I was biting it

What about your tongue though?

That was my tongue !

Don't you prefer nibbling to bit........ perhaps not

No I prefer to nibble necks

Head pulled to one side and on the nape just behind the ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex is a great counter to stress - I find making lovely patterns on a ladies bottom relieves lots of things

Noughts and crosses ?

Dot to Dot

Better than hangman

Battleships!

Is that where you use torpedoes and depth charges?

Don't have time for stress now my launcher is loaded

Fire away

I had to step back for a while. My tongue was bleeding

I did - multi-tasking is not a strong point

Poor tongue, what were you sharpening it on?

I was biting it

What about your tongue though?

That was my tongue !

Don't you prefer nibbling to bit........ perhaps not

No I prefer to nibble necks

Head pulled to one side and on the nape just behind the ear

Yes ! And then onto the shoulders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex is a great counter to stress - I find making lovely patterns on a ladies bottom relieves lots of things

Noughts and crosses ?

Dot to Dot

Better than hangman

Battleships!

Is that where you use torpedoes and depth charges?

Don't have time for stress now my launcher is loaded

Fire away

I had to step back for a while. My tongue was bleeding

I did - multi-tasking is not a strong point

Poor tongue, what were you sharpening it on?

I was biting it

What about your tongue though?

That was my tongue !

Don't you prefer nibbling to bit........ perhaps not

No I prefer to nibble necks

Head pulled to one side and on the nape just behind the ear

Yes ! And then onto the shoulders

So when do the battleships start?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Sex is a great counter to stress - I find making lovely patterns on a ladies bottom relieves lots of things

Noughts and crosses ?

Dot to Dot

Better than hangman

Battleships!

Is that where you use torpedoes and depth charges?

Don't have time for stress now my launcher is loaded

Fire away

I had to step back for a while. My tongue was bleeding

I did - multi-tasking is not a strong point

Poor tongue, what were you sharpening it on?

I was biting it

What about your tongue though?

That was my tongue !

Don't you prefer nibbling to bit........ perhaps not

No I prefer to nibble necks

Head pulled to one side and on the nape just behind the ear

Yes ! And then onto the shoulders

Is that B4?

Battleship wise

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