FabSwingers.com forum: Mishaps!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This has probably been discussed on here before but I got to thinking what's everyone's worst mishaps when it comes to sex?

Two things stand out for me.....relieving myself a while ago after I hadn't come in over a week I must have built up some serious pressure and took a blast in the eye. ...OW!

The second being a meet off here asked me for anal and all was going great until I pulled it out....eeew!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"This has probably been discussed on here before but I got to thinking what's everyone's worst mishaps when it comes to sex?

Two things stand out for me.....relieving myself a while ago after I hadn't come in over a week I must have built up some serious pressure and took a blast in the eye. ...OW!

The second being a meet off here asked me for anal and all was going great until I pulled it out....eeew!

Noooooooooo

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"The second being a meet off here asked me for anal and all was going great until I pulled it out....eeew!

What, exactly, did you expect?

I think the worst I've had was seriously skinned knees from a carpet. And maybe the off bruise from colliding knees and elbows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got stuck together with a right dog, somebody had to through a bucket of water on us

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I was once bouncing about on top of a guy, which was great and par for the course. However, I was road testing a new bra and it wasn't up to the job. One of my boobies actually bounced out. Luckily I had my back to him, so managed to pop it back in without missing a bounce or getting a black eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two things stand out for me.....relieving myself a while ago after I hadn't come in over a week I must have built up some serious pressure and took a blast in the eye. ...OW!

Karma is a bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cracked a rib once

Then another time banged my forehead on the fire surround. Had a job to keep a straight face when lying through my teeth explaining the bruise lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has probably been discussed on here before but I got to thinking what's everyone's worst mishaps when it comes to sex?

Two things stand out for me.....relieving myself a while ago after I hadn't come in over a week I must have built up some serious pressure and took a blast in the eye. ...OW!

The second being a meet off here asked me for anal and all was going great until I pulled it out....eeew!

One of the reasons I'm put off doing anal

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"This has probably been discussed on here before but I got to thinking what's everyone's worst mishaps when it comes to sex?

Two things stand out for me.....relieving myself a while ago after I hadn't come in over a week I must have built up some serious pressure and took a blast in the eye. ...OW!

The second being a meet off here asked me for anal and all was going great until I pulled it out....eeew!

One of the reasons I'm put off doing anal

Just prepare properly. No problem then. Or use condoms and disposable gloves to remove them.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I can't think of any serious mishaps. The usual carpet burns, sore muscles, bumps and bruises.

I once had a guy fart in my face while I was giving him a bj. I just laughed but he was mortified. There were a few extenuating circumstances though. It mattered far more to him than it did to me.

Sex is sometimes a messy, noisy business and our bodies can be relied upon to be embarrassing sometimes. One needs to be able to take it not too seriously.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Hamstring/sciatica injury was worst...3 weeks off work, morphine plus various other heavy painkillers barely touch it - just have to wait it out. Other than that, carpet burns and various bumps and bruises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken rib

and the odd bruise and bite mark

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield

The second being a meet off here asked me for anal and all was going great until I pulled it out....eeew!

You got the shitty end of the stick there mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broke a toe being fucked over a bench kind of thing at a friends party...shouldn't have taken me boots off...how we did laugh...well mostly they all did, at me...

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By *ay_yes_to_pinkyWoman
over a year ago

manchester

Fell off the bed several times worst time was falling head first and making such a loud bang hubby's housemate's at the time came running in to see what the bang was

. Embarrassing not the word but can laugh about it now joys of student life and having his room between the living room and kitchen.

Another time getting frisky in his living room forgetting my knickers only to find them next morning pinned to notice board with a note attached

fair to say we couldn't wait to get our own place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My OH fell out of a hottub once. He was stuck for a while in a rather compromising position. I didnt laugh at the time as I was shocked and worried he had hurt himself. The other lady in the jacuzzi was very concerned he may get a hernia. A day or so after he had black bruising up his legs and now when I think about it I do laugh.

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