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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

What are the best put down for all those corny chat up lines?

Man: So, want to go back to my place ?

Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i don't find this sort of put down amusing.. afte r half hour building up courage to approach a lady i think is really pretty to be made to feel like a salted slug destroys any confidence i may have summoned up ... so please think twice

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"i don't find this sort of put down amusing.. afte r half hour building up courage to approach a lady i think is really pretty to be made to feel like a salted slug destroys any confidence i may have summoned up ... so please think twice "

I've had them too - and had to do the walk of shame back to my friends.

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By *ottsguy44Man
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

Me:Haven't I seen you some place before?

SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

Shot me down in flames

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?'

'No, your face cushioned the impact.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me..Hello.

Her..Get to fuck ya ugly bastard!

Quick, simple and to the point!

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By *andomness23Man
over a year ago

Close..


"i don't find this sort of put down amusing.. afte r half hour building up courage to approach a lady i think is really pretty to be made to feel like a salted slug destroys any confidence i may have summoned up ... so please think twice "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in a noisy disco

me:hi would you like to dance?

her:why would i you ugly fuck?

me: why would you what? i said you look fat in those pants!

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and this is my all time favourite, and it has actually worked.

me:hey, would you like to go out sometime?

she starts looking you up and down

me: ah, go on, lower your standards. i have!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourites are

Me hey

She turns and looks at me I look back smile

She says did you say something

I say is that the best chat up line you have you are going to have to try better than that

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"in a noisy disco

me:hi would you like to dance?

her:why would i you ugly fuck?

me: why would you what? i said you look fat in those pants!

.

.

and this is my all time favourite, and it has actually worked.

me:hey, would you like to go out sometime?

she starts looking you up and down

me: ah, go on, lower your standards. i have!"

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