FabSwingers.com forum: Top 20 things men and women find irresistible

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was doing a little browsing, and came across these top 20s from an old Metro article, how well do folks reckon they stack up?

20 THINGS WOMEN FIND IRRESISTIBLE

1. Smile

2. Sense of humour

3. Thoughtfulness

4. Generosity

5. Intelligence

6. Affectionate

7. The ability to laugh at themselves

8. A cheeky, naughty side

9. Loves family

10. A toned body

11. Attentiveness

12. Holding eye contact a little too long

13. Passionate

14. Strong forearms

15. Being good with kids

16. Positive

17. Look good in a suit

18. Confidence

19. Broad shoulders

20. Stubble

20 THINGS MEN FIND IRRESISTIBLE

1. Great body

2. Cleavage

3. Sense of humour

4. Great smile

5. Find me funny

6. Stockings and Suspenders

7. A cute giggle

8. Nice smell

9. The ability to laugh at themselves

10. Reliability

11. Short skirts

12. Knee high boots

13. The Girl Next Door look

14. Mischievous nature

15. Long legs

16. Optimistic

17. Good listener

18. Intellectual conversation

19. Gazing eyes

20. Good with money

So on that note, (

) why did the chicken cross the road?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate is missing from that list...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Chocolate is missing from that list...

So is cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate is missing from that list...

So is cock

So if I had a chocolate cock I'd be irresistible?!...I have a cunning plan...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm learning that protectiveness is a quality in a man I rather like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filth is missing too

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

chocolate cock

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By *rsK69Woman
over a year ago

Neath

Strongbow??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PG Tips

Jaffa Cakes

My Bed

Green Eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PG Tips

Jaffa Cakes

My Bed

Green Eyes

Cupa tea yep

Jaffa cakes yep

Green eyes yep

In Your bed nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PG Tips

Jaffa Cakes

My Bed

Green Eyes

Cupa tea yep

Jaffa cakes yep

Green eyes yep

In Your bed nope.

Hmmm that can be rectified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20 things???

Blimey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PG Tips

Jaffa Cakes

My Bed

Green Eyes

Cupa tea yep

Jaffa cakes yep

Green eyes yep

In Your bed nope.

Hmmm that can be rectified

I wish I could fly, right up to the sky but I can't ha ha

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I should be reasonably irresistible going by that list.

I'm not.

I have doubts about the list.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have doubts about the list.

Well apparently it was compiled by Butterkist, and I'm dubious about the scientific credentials of a company that puts melted sugar on exploding corn.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Nice smelling is missing from the list for women. I don't like stinky men.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My credentials below:

20 THINGS MEN FIND IRRESISTIBLE

1. Great body NO

2. Cleavage YES

3. Sense of humour YES (but it's strange)

4. Great smile YES

5. Find me funny ONLY IF HE IS FUNNY

6. Stockings and Suspenders SOMETIMES

7. A cute giggle SORT OF

8. Nice smell YES

9. The ability to laugh at themselves YES

10. Reliability YES

11. Short skirts YES but with tights unless going to a club

12. Knee high boots YES

13. The Girl Next Door look NO

14. Mischievous nature SOMETIMES

15. Long legs NOOOOO!

16. Optimistic MORE REALISTIC

18. Intellectual conversation YES

19. Gazing eyes SOMETIMES

20. Good with money NOT MY OWN but YES with other peoples.

So on that note, (

) why did the chicken cross the road?"

To get to the popcorn?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My credentials below:

20 THINGS MEN FIND IRRESISTIBLE

1. Great body NO

2. Cleavage YES

3. Sense of humour YES (but it's strange)

4. Great smile YES

5. Find me funny ONLY IF HE IS FUNNY

6. Stockings and Suspenders SOMETIMES

7. A cute giggle SORT OF

8. Nice smell YES

9. The ability to laugh at themselves YES

10. Reliability YES

11. Short skirts YES but with tights unless going to a club

12. Knee high boots YES

13. The Girl Next Door look NO

14. Mischievous nature SOMETIMES

15. Long legs NOOOOO!

16. Optimistic MORE REALISTIC

18. Intellectual conversation YES

19. Gazing eyes SOMETIMES

20. Good with money NOT MY OWN but YES with other peoples.

So on that note, (

) why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the popcorn?"

Actually it was going after a peanut, but it was a-salted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My credentials below:

20 THINGS MEN FIND IRRESISTIBLE

1. Great body NO

2. Cleavage YES

3. Sense of humour YES (but it's strange)

4. Great smile YES

5. Find me funny ONLY IF HE IS FUNNY

6. Stockings and Suspenders NOPE

7. A cute giggle AYE.. and a nose twitch

8. Nice smell YES

9. The ability to laugh at themselves YES

10. Reliability YES

11. Short skirts WITH MY LEGS YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING? DEFFO NO!!

12. Knee high boots NOPES

13. The Girl Next Door look.. AT TIMES

14. Mischievous nature SOMETIMES

15. Long legs NOOOOO!

16. Optimistic MORE REALISTIC

18. Intellectual conversation YES

19. Gazing eyes SOMETIMES

20. Good with money YEAH

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Chocolate is missing from that list...

So is cock

So if I had a chocolate cock I'd be irresistible?!...I have a cunning plan...

Remember what happened last time you dipped your cock in melted chocolate? You don't want more bits missing, do you?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

1. Great body I think I do but others may not

2. Cleavage I have boobs

3. Sense of humour I'd like to think so

4. Great smile yes

5. Find me funny I hope so...

6. Stockings and Suspenders ermm prefer naked

7. A cute giggle lol on occasions

8. Nice smell obsessed with perfumes

9. The ability to laugh at themselves all the time

10. Reliability I'm early rather then late

11. Short skirts nooooooo

12. Knee high boots I own a few pairs

13. The Girl Next Door look could get away with it

14. Mischievous nature oh yes

15. Long legs yes

16. Optimistic yes at times

17. Good listener I can listen...

18. Intellectual conversation after a few vodkas lol

19. Gazing eyes oh yes

20. Good with money other peoples lol

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

So is money .

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