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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Has anyone else thought about going on Dragon's Den to suggest, wait for it, drum roll, please:

FORUM INSURANCE

If you are about to post that only fat girls like gangbangs, CD's should have their own loo, all single girls are blokes, all blokes are timewasters, Thatcher was probably a bloke AND a timewaster and so on, THINK.

Do you need insurance to protect your life, reputation and ensure that everyone doesn't block you on grounds of taste? For reasonable amounts, you too can invest in the research into Tina Titz' Temporal Travelling Jalopy (guarantied to be bigger on the outside) and once it has been perfected, I shall go forwards in time, get next week's lotto numbers, but then I'll go back in time and send you a message before you post your reputation destroying topic. All for reasonable rates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would take a price in the fat girl gangbang pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl. I'm in!!

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester


"Pmsl. I'm in!! "
me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol Nice one Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I have these moments where I have a bright idea. Sadly not many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have these moments where I have a bright idea. Sadly not many "

but this is a classic ...brilliant

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Thread of the day

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

Wouldn't bribing a mod be easier?

Not that I am suggesting anyone try it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm qualified in the insurance industry. Can I offer my assistance ?

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I'm qualified in the insurance industry. Can I offer my assistance ? "

Most definitely and not just as a sexy secretary, either! You can be a permanent partner in this perfect proposition, propounding plentiful painless public pisstaking.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Could you go further back in time and sort a few more things out for me please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm qualified in the insurance industry. Can I offer my assistance ?

Most definitely and not just as a sexy secretary, either! You can be a permanent partner in this perfect proposition, propounding plentiful painless public pisstaking. "

Secretary ? Only when I have my specs on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great idea Ms Titz. You'll be a millionnairess by Wednesday.

However... if people misunderstand me or want to block me that's fine. If they don't 'get' me we won't get on. So no insurance for me. x

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Nobody 'gets' me, including myself sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for that reason im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need this lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

am i too old .. too baldy ... too recently separated .. too beardy .. too tall .. too short ... too fat ... too thin .. too average to get insured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it cover flooding by gushers?

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"am i too old .. too baldy ... too recently separated .. too beardy .. too tall .. too short ... too fat ... too thin .. too average to get insured"

It is open to all and yes it covers gushers following an incident the OP had last year (see story section for account)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

your going to get a lot of claims for flooded wands tina

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

TINA.....

I think you could get a sale in the Scotland forum just now

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"TINA.....

I think you could get a sale in the Scotland forum just now "

Ignore that... It's gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After my actions and thread from yesterday can I have fully comprehensive cover

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By *yLongJourneyMan
over a year ago

Lowestoft

my reputation has already gone, wait a minute i never had one in the first place, only that im nobodies type of guy and can never meet anyone for that reason, either that or im seeing things

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"After my actions and thread from yesterday can I have fully comprehensive cover "

I missed the Scottish thing

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

[Removed by poster at 30/12/13 16:51:38]

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Does it cover d*unk texting? For those tired of having to turn my phone off (after a heavy night out) only to miss their morning alarms

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Does it cover d*unk texting? For those tired of having to turn my phone off (after a heavy night out) only to miss their morning alarms "

Only if it involves you posting on the forum that you turned your phone off and missed your alarm and were late to club baby seals...

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