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My Sister is a total thicky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Think ive upset my sister by uncontrollably pissing myself laughing in her car today,during the school run we parked up at 2:30 to get a space.she normally listens to Metro radio which is our local station,she changed to smooth radio , when I asked why she said its because its nice soft, quiet songs instead of chart and dancey music,so it saves her car battery while sitting idle.WTF,,loud music flattens your battery quicker than soft ,Joey Essex or what

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Take the keys off her

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Think ive upset my sister by uncontrollably pissing myself laughing in her car today,during the school run we parked up at 2:30 to get a space.she normally listens to Metro radio which is our local station,she changed to smooth radio , when I asked why she said its because its nice soft, quiet songs instead of chart and dancey music,so it saves her car battery while sitting idle.WTF,,loud music flattens your battery quicker than soft ,Joey Essex or what "
lol, does she know the difference between lettuce and cabbage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Honestly 2 hours later and im still laughing

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Women!!!!! Who can work em out.... Not me

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By *hocksandmissusCouple
over a year ago

Chester-ish

that has to be the funniest thing I have heard in ages bless her xxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha thats made me proper smile!

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

priceless !!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Please, for the rest of us... take away her keys and return her licence to the DVLA

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

im half expecting the brother in law to say she's froze to death by sitting in the fridge to make sure the light goes out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please, for the rest of us... take away her keys and return her licence to the DVLA "
I think your safe she only knows the way to school and the metro centre

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Technically though, she could be right. If there were separately powered subwoofers in the car, less bass heavy music wouldn't put as much drain on them, consequently, the battery would last longer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Technically though, she could be right. If there were separately powered subwoofers in the car, less bass heavy music wouldn't put as much drain on them, consequently, the battery would last longer"
Did you honestly just post that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You think thats thick?

My GF was watching a film and said "I didn't know unicorns came in grey?"

She uses pacific for the word specific.

She once told me that her favourite beatle is John Leonard.

She uses the phrase "eye vision" as in

"If I don't wear my glasses it affects my eye vision.

There are many more.

I have started to call them kimisms.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

chatting with some friends this morning ..one woman said she had 2 children..a boy and a girl ...her son should have been born on her daughters birthday but he was 10 days late ...another woman chirps up ...oh i get it ...so they should been twins then !

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"Technically though, she could be right. If there were separately powered subwoofers in the car, less bass heavy music wouldn't put as much drain on them, consequently, the battery would last longerDid you honestly just post that"

Yep, and it's true...perhaps your sister's at home laughing at you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"chatting with some friends this morning ..one woman said she had 2 children..a boy and a girl ...her son should have been born on her daughters birthday but he was 10 days late ...another woman chirps up ...oh i get it ...so they should been twins then !"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Technically though, she could be right. If there were separately powered subwoofers in the car, less bass heavy music wouldn't put as much drain on them, consequently, the battery would last longerDid you honestly just post that

Yep, and it's true...perhaps your sister's at home laughing at you"
maybe

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Please, for the rest of us... take away her keys and return her licence to the DVLA I think your safe she only knows the way to school and the metro centre "

Make the kids walk to school

Send your sis on the bus to the Metro

Simples

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By *insfordcoupleCouple
over a year ago

winsford cheshire


"You think thats thick?

My GF was watching a film and said "I didn't know unicorns came in grey?"

She uses pacific for the word specific.

She once told me that her favourite beatle is John Leonard.

She uses the phrase "eye vision" as in

"If I don't wear my glasses it affects my eye vision.

There are many more.

I have started to call them kimisms. "

why you not on here with her love women who make me laugh.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Thank you soo much - I needed that laugh today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's shy, which is a shame as she fucks like a dutch whore and has a 36dd-26-35 figure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think ive upset my sister by uncontrollably pissing myself laughing in her car today,during the school run we parked up at 2:30 to get a space.she normally listens to Metro radio which is our local station,she changed to smooth radio , when I asked why she said its because its nice soft, quiet songs instead of chart and dancey music,so it saves her car battery while sitting idle.WTF,,loud music flattens your battery quicker than soft ,Joey Essex or what "

there is rumour going round that your sister is the brains of the family

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think ive upset my sister by uncontrollably pissing myself laughing in her car today,during the school run we parked up at 2:30 to get a space.she normally listens to Metro radio which is our local station,she changed to smooth radio , when I asked why she said its because its nice soft, quiet songs instead of chart and dancey music,so it saves her car battery while sitting idle.WTF,,loud music flattens your battery quicker than soft ,Joey Essex or what

there is rumour going round that your sister is the brains of the family "
Oi cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny as hell xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think ive upset my sister by uncontrollably pissing myself laughing in her car today,during the school run we parked up at 2:30 to get a space.she normally listens to Metro radio which is our local station,she changed to smooth radio , when I asked why she said its because its nice soft, quiet songs instead of chart and dancey music,so it saves her car battery while sitting idle.WTF,,loud music flattens your battery quicker than soft ,Joey Essex or what "

That has totally cracked me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my mates puppy kept having a shit under his couch, so he sawed the legs of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the couch not the puppy lol just thought how that read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my mates puppy kept having a shit under his couch, so he sawed the legs of it "

The legs off the couch I hope

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By *r and missus for cockMan
over a year ago

bridgend

I once told the missus dont throw that banana peel out the window as we were driving cos other cars will skid and crash. She fell for it a good un

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"I once told the missus dont throw that banana peel out the window as we were driving cos other cars will skid and crash. She fell for it a good un"

She's obviously played a lot of Mario Kart lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would your sister be interested in buying some magic beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine just text telling me they need to try new medication for my Mum to control the Anti Fossils.

Cue me scratching my head for 10 minutes..

Ohhhh she means antiphospholipid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

loud music kills your battery

my car runs 140db now i see why I always keep running flat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bump,She's off again today my sister has gone up to her caravan to get it ready for the summer and she's only bought some Fabreeze to freshen up the curtains etc,but she's bought the fabreeze spray bleach,daft bint , she now has navy blue curtains with pale blue blach spots

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

bleach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Technically though, she could be right. If there were separately powered subwoofers in the car, less bass heavy music wouldn't put as much drain on them, consequently, the battery would last longerDid you honestly just post that

Yep, and it's true...perhaps your sister's at home laughing at you"

As an ex car audio nut I was about to post the same... Okay unless your running some serious kit it won't affect it that much but it is still partially true.

I had to have an updated battery in my car and had to leave the car running when I had my audio in.

Cali

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I knew a girl who genuinely asked how many Februarys there were in a year. She also didn't know what months, traditionally, were considered summer months.

I kid you not!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

She won't do that again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg gaz and I are cracking up reading this thread xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

One Sunday one of my ex's decided she wanted to clean her car while I was watching the footie. I said I would check the oil, water & tyre pressures at half time.

40 mins on the clock and she comes in and asks if we have a funnel. On inquiring what the need for said funnel was she replied "So I can get the oil in"

Daft bint had been trying to pour it in the dipstick hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

American finance dept asked me how many sterlings to the dollar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"American finance dept asked me how many sterlings to the dollar. "
raheem?

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

My ex was ironing her curtains

ANd fell out of the window.

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