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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is a noticeable cock bulge in a mans suit in the workplace career suicide ? I find today's slim fit suits make it even worse .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't know I got a small cock!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Get some Duct Tape?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a noticeable cock bulge in a mans suit in the workplace career suicide ? I find today's slim fit suits make it even worse . "

Mmmmmmmmmm xxxxx

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

a suit AND a bulge? yummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get some Duct Tape?"

LOL ... Well I'm not that big

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"a suit AND a bulge? yummy"

Haha I was thinking same thing lol

D x

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Possibly depends if hard or not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Possibly depends if hard or not

Well I try not to walk round the office with an erection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a suit AND a bulge? yummy"

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I was once more or less lay at my desk twiddling my thumbs. Thought, 'I'm not doing anything, gonna grab a cuppa'. As I did my nob must have been resting upward, because as soon as I stood up, gravity took over but not all the way. Instead I was left with a soft cock, trapped in my boxers pointing directly outward which I only realised after 10 paces. My boss (a bloke) along with a few women closer, their eyes near popped out - which is the only reason I started doing a shuffle for the remainder, to no avail.

Have to say, I didnt know where to look sitting back down

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Possibly depends if hard or not

Well I try not to walk round the office with an erection

Could be a little

D x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Possibly depends if hard or not

I have a pic on my profile of me in my suit trousers with an erection , and you will see Whay that might not be good

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

When I worked in an office I didn't usually wander round staring at crotches so unless it was really obvious I doubt I'd even notice.

I rarely worked with anyone hot though so bulges and all matters sexual were usually far from my mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a couple of slim cut suits, with that cut and a good pair of hipster boxers, a bulge is unavoidable. I know I have caught people glancing, OK when feeling horny but not always at work. Having said that the exhibitionist in me say "Yeah!" But think I preferred a bit more subtlety.

Duct tape it is LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find today's slim fit suits make it even worse . "

Today's one-size to small slim fitting suits make everything look worse about a man...

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Possibly depends if hard or not

I have a pic on my profile of me in my suit trousers with an erection , and you will see Whay that might not be good "

So you have lol

D x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Possibly depends if hard or not

I have a pic on my profile of me in my suit trousers with an erection , and you will see Whay that might not be good

So you have lol

D x "

You see what I mean !

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Possibly depends if hard or not

I have a pic on my profile of me in my suit trousers with an erection , and you will see Whay that might not be good

So you have lol

D x

You see what I mean ! "

I can see why that could get a little awkward lol

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a noticeable cock bulge in a mans suit in the workplace career suicide ? I find today's slim fit suits make it even worse . "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a noticeable cock bulge in a mans suit in the workplace career suicide ? I find today's slim fit suits make it even worse .

I like perving at a mans bulge through there trousers hehehe but then I'm a dirty bitch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is a noticeable cock bulge in a mans suit in the workplace career suicide ? I find today's slim fit suits make it even worse .

I like perving at a mans bulge through there trousers hehehe but then I'm a dirty bitch.

the best type of bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a suit AND a bulge? yummy"

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I have to say it has never done me any harm...and I have had it mentioned to me once or twice...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a suit AND a bulge? yummy

should I put some more pics on my profile , or is that too tacky ?

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"a suit AND a bulge? yummy

should I put some more pics on my profile , or is that too tacky ?

You won't see any complaints from me lol

D x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a suit AND a bulge? yummy

should I put some more pics on my profile , or is that too tacky ?

You won't see any complaints from me lol

D x "

New pics will be on tomorrow then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a suit AND a bulge? yummy

should I put some more pics on my profile , or is that too tacky ?

You won't see any complaints from me lol

Mmm good man lol

D x

New pics will be on tomorrow then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my sister got married many years ago they did one of those pictures with loads of people in it in a long line. When the pictures were developed I could clearly see that appeared to be an erect nob trying to escape my trousers.

Ever since I have hoped to god that no one else noticed it or commented on it. I would bloody die if they did.

I was seventeen at the time so pretty much had a permanent erection, but it think it should have realised the gravity of the occasion and behaved itself for the wedding photos

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

If men need a careful eye to just check out their trousers and contents I feel it's a position I could apply for. Just in the interests of selfless public service of course

T xxx

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"When my sister got married many years ago they did one of those pictures with loads of people in it in a long line. When the pictures were developed I could clearly see that appeared to be an erect nob trying to escape my trousers.

Ever since I have hoped to god that no one else noticed it or commented on it. I would bloody die if they did.

I was seventeen at the time so pretty much had a permanent erection, but it think it should have realised the gravity of the occasion and behaved itself for the wedding photos"

id have enlarged it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever since I have hoped to god that no one else noticed it or commented on it. I would bloody die if they did.

I was seventeen at the time so pretty much had a permanent erection, but it think it should have realised the gravity of the occasion and behaved itself for the wedding photos

id have enlarged it lol"

That would have been wrong on so many levels

I could have got it enlarged and framed and given the photo to them as a present. There you go sis and bruv in law......pic of me standing next to auntie Doris with a boner lol

You get arrested for that sort of thing!

They are divorced now so hopefully my embarrassment is in a box at the bottom of a wardrobe or better still, slowly disintegrating on a municipal dump somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes , I'm sure it was noticed and everyone laughs about it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a noticeable cock bulge in a mans suit in the workplace career suicide ? I find today's slim fit suits make it even worse . "

only when the bulge is discovered to be an old pair of socks

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

Mmmmm wish i worked where suitedbooted does

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mmmmm wish i worked where suitedbooted does "

So do I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmm wish i worked where suitedbooted does "

Me too

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

we could share lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we could share lol x

I'm happy to share x

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

do you think he could manage us both lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"do you think he could manage us both lol x"

NO ! But I would die happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worth trying.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You guys are such a tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You guys are such a tease

I'm not a guy. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Will have some pics just for you both tomorrow

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

Mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Sigh* and oh so far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't wait x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

One of my managers has cock bulge and it's so hard not to sit there and stare....

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I have to be carefull with my issued work trousers as well, they are quite form fitting and I have to be on best behaviour when walking near the office ladies

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I have to be carefull with my issued work trousers as well, they are quite form fitting and I have to be on best behaviour when walking near the office ladies"

I bet that's hard....

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"I have to be carefull with my issued work trousers as well, they are quite form fitting and I have to be on best behaviour when walking near the office ladies

I bet that's hard....

It can be at times

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I have to be carefull with my issued work trousers as well, they are quite form fitting and I have to be on best behaviour when walking near the office ladies

I bet that's hard....

It can be at times

I would assume a lot of the time..

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"I have to be carefull with my issued work trousers as well, they are quite form fitting and I have to be on best behaviour when walking near the office ladies

I bet that's hard....

It can be at times

I would assume a lot of the time..

your assumption is most correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm, its a man thing, we all take a sneaky look. Two things

at school we had an old teacher, and his buldge went dowm almost to his knee, and he was a tall big guy. We were all very innocent in those days, and had many conversations as to what that was all about.

During a business meeting one day with a large (fat) guy, who was sitting legs akimbo, my mate says " Where do you think he keeps his tackle then ?"

Invisible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to be carefull with my issued work trousers as well, they are quite form fitting and I have to be on best behaviour when walking near the office ladies

I bet that's hard....

cue entrance of Sid James

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wear a suit to work my staff notice my bulge and told me. At first it was embarrassing but now I chuckle to myself when I see people sneak a peak in the corridors lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't notice with my inch and a wrinkle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have different underwear for different clothes I wear. ..Some tighter ones for when im out running....nothing worse than scrambled eggs! and some nice loose boxers for when its safe to hang free

As for work. ...if it helps get a sale or a promotion then get the goods in the shop window

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Is a noticeable cock bulge in a mans suit in the workplace career suicide ? I find today's slim fit suits make it even worse . "

No, it's not. Slim fitting trousers were the norm before all that 'I think I've shit my pants and I hope nobody notices' look.

I have a feeling you may inadvertently become alpha male though but that's ok, as long as you let me have letch in stealth mode.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After yesterdays discussion I couldn't resist a slim cut suit, with a pair of boss hipsters i know hold me in a good position!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't seem to a major issue for you...

Wonder if the opinion is similar to how much boobs, cleavage or thigh a woman shows...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't compete with what some of the tops a couple of the ladies wear here! Simply stunning!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't know I got a small cock!!

haha aint about size sweetie some women are VERY TIGHT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get some Duct Tape?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

quite nice to sit at a desk viewing admiring all passing ....... knickerless ofcourse oh! was I supposed to be typing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a noticeable cock bulge in a mans suit in the workplace career suicide ? I find today's slim fit suits make it even worse . "

I need a closer look......MUCH closer in fact

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How would you like to do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would you like to do that

Well this is your thread, you tell me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How would you like to do that

Well this is your thread, you tell me!

Well I have had some requests for some more pics today , so I guess I will add you to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would you like to do that

Well this is your thread, you tell me!

Well I have had some requests for some more pics today , so I guess I will add you to that

Why thank you - I do have a soft spot for a gentleman

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Nothing wrong...with a bulge in the work place...placement is always important...

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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

"I find today's slim fit suits make it even worse .

Today's one-size to small slim fitting suits make everything look worse about a man...

You took the words right out of my tailor's mouth.

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By *heekychappy1121Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I am totally with all the guys on the cock bulge situation. In my job i wear shorts n joggers alot so i have to be carefull some days depending on my mood! Haha. I have had some knowing looks as well from female clients!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mmmmmm

I can't send you the pics cos of your filters

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

nice new pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget about the bulge. My butt sticks out in trousers. Is so embarassing. Would have a nice flat front and back with a nice shirt on...and then a bloody bubble butt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is making me wish i had a job

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

me to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...shall we hold the interviews? Lol

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

Tell me where and when lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh..

...well, this may be the time to hold interviews in one of London's hotels lol

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

And what skills do you need for this job ? lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And what skills do you need for this job ? lol x"

..need good oral skills and ability to work in a team.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

Did i get the job lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did i get the job lol x"

...i haven't received your application form yet lol

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