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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let's hear them. Here's a starter. Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny. All Jack got was a mouthful of cock cos Jill was a fecking tranny

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Georgey porgy pudding and pie

kissed the girls and made them cry

when the boys came out to play

he kissed them to hes funny that way !

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

old king cole was a merry old soul

he called for his pipe and he called for his bowl

i guess we all know about old king cole

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

hansel and gretel found the gingerbread house 15 minutes after they found the mushrooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey diddle diddle

the cat had a pittle

all over the kitchen floor

the little dog laughed to see such fun

so the cat did a little bit more

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Hickory dickory dock ...................

The mouse ran up the clock ...............

The clock struck one ..................

The mouse ran down ....................

Hickory dickory cock ....................

Ooops............so sorry...................best I could do ...............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

She took it to a wedding

She put it in a corner

A kicked its fucking head in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mary had a little lamb

with fleece as black as charcoal

when you patted it on the back

sparks flew out its arsehole

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb she tied it to a pylon 10000 volts went up its arse and turned its wool to nylon

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

mary had a little lamb

and got three years for bestiality and another three for corrupting a minor !

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

That poor little lamb ............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mary had a little lamb

she kept it in a bucket

everytime that it got out

the sheep dog used to...put it back

little miss muffet,

sat on a tuffet

scoffing a big chicken bucket

a big black spider

slipped up inside her

showing georgie porgie how to fuck it

little boy blue, come blow my horn

my arthritis is hurting and my doll is all worn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mary had a little lamb the doctor died of fright.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Mary had a little lamb

she also had a bear.

Ive often seen her little lamb

But Ive never seen her bare

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

That Mary really is a bad girl lol

D x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

There was a little girl who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead.

When she was good, she was very, very good.

But when she was bad...

She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront apartment and a sports car.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Mary had a little lamb

Also pork and beef and stew

She used to be size 34

Now she's a 42.

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By *hocksandmissusCouple
over a year ago

Chester-ish

mary had a little lamb she also had a duck she put them on the mantelpiece to see if they would ....... get on well xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

She also had a cock

Whenever she did handstands

The local boys all got a shock

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Oh my Mary is getting worse lol

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever I hear She'll be Coming Round the Mountain I can't help but smile

Singing Aye Aye Yippee Yippe Ay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

And it was always gruntin'

So she tied it to a five bar gate

And kicked its little c**t in.

Not a nursery rhyme but I think it's funny:

There was a young chaplain from Kings

Who preached about God and such things

But his greatest desire was a boy in the choir

With a bottom like jelly on springs.

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