FabSwingers.com forum: 'Athletic'

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was just checking out a few profiles, and it got me thinking about this word. Ok, most people on here who consider themselves slim/muscular and fit would describe themselves as athletic, but beyond looking good, do you have any sort of athletic 'feats' you're good at?

Are you a good fast/long distance runner/swimmer? Who can jump over a gate? Are you notably strong at the gym, can you do 60 press ups in a minute etc?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I play darts every so often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fairly sure I could jump over a moderately sized gate.

Is that a sport now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do pie eating contests count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can walk on my hands and do somersaults on trampolines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess it would be reasonable for me to call myself a competent swimmer....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can masturbate while holding my phone xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can eate pizza like a champ

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can walk on my hands and do somersaults on trampolines "

And you've never taken a pic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my nan always used to be disappointed because she could never 'toss off up against a wall.

apparently in the 40's, this is terminology for a hand stand against a wall.

meant something very different when she told us a few years back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose I am a sort of athlete, I ride horses and compete in a few local shows, but would put my body shape as athletic though..... Just average here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can walk on my hands and do somersaults on trampolines

And you've never taken a pic?

I did have one on here years ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can walk on my hands and do somersaults on trampolines

And you've never taken a pic?

I did have one on here years ago"

Try doing a handstand in a maxi dress and no knickers, now that'd make for a great pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was school wally champion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is some guy on here who lists himself as athletic when clearly his athletic ability is writing inflammatory posts about people being stuck up on here and bemoaning his luck.

His body says otherwise.

In other news I would list my partner as Athletic she does 3 day eventing and her body is punished by it but her tone is amazing she is one tough cookie as hard as I beat her ass it never leaves a mark and the safe word has never passed her lips.

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

I can lift a few drinks ..amazingly one after the other...and with both arms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say I am very athletic, I got a 6pack and 17" biceps :P.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

athletic is as ambiguous as curvy, to my mind.

ranges from mo farrah to giant haystacks, and all could proclaim to be athletetic because they do sport.

some linemen in american football are huge units, but couldnt run a marathon, whereas marathon runners would get snapped in half playing rugby

all are valid

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I suppose I am a sort of athlete, I ride horses and compete in a few local shows, but would put my body shape as athletic though..... Just average here

I have seen your rising trot - very strong thighs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gym and long distance running

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"she is one tough cookie as hard as I beat her ass it never leaves a mark and the safe word has never passed her lips. "

It must be said her ass looks fantastic, it looks so firm that your palm would sting more than her bum if you spanked it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have myself down as athletic because I

Think I am for my age

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

Don't describe myself as athletic but cycle a fair bit and can do 100+ mile rides, average 17mph over a hilly 50 mile route etc. - although that hurts!

I'm only 5'2" and weigh 9.5 stone do not a particularly 'athletic' build.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was a good all-round athlete as a kid

only been going to the gym a few years and look the part more now. nowhere near as active these days tho

10 mins on the treadmill and im fcuked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she is one tough cookie as hard as I beat her ass it never leaves a mark and the safe word has never passed her lips.

It must be said her ass looks fantastic, it looks so firm that your palm would sting more than her bum if you spanked it

It's all the time spent in the saddle. People who think sitting on a horse while it's goes full pelt over a cross country horse is not athletic are sadly mistaken she has such power in her thighs bum and back!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I go to the gym but I'm not athletic so haven't described mesen as such.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"she is one tough cookie as hard as I beat her ass it never leaves a mark and the safe word has never passed her lips.

It must be said her ass looks fantastic, it looks so firm that your palm would sting more than her bum if you spanked it

I don't doubt you, being able to hold yourself still in the saddle, especially when standing requires you to tense muscles from your head to your toes, I can see why so many professional jockeys both male and female have very firm looking legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reasonable runner and former racing cyclist

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

"i was a good all-round athlete as a kid

only been going to the gym a few years and look the part more now. nowhere near as active these days tho

10 mins on the treadmill and im fcuked

I bought myself a turbo trainer for the bike - can do an hour on it keeping my heart rate above 150bpm, hurts though*

*resting heart rate is 44bpm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i was a good all-round athlete as a kid

only been going to the gym a few years and look the part more now. nowhere near as active these days tho

10 mins on the treadmill and im fcuked

I bought myself a turbo trainer for the bike - can do an hour on it keeping my heart rate above 150bpm, hurts though*

*resting heart rate is 44bpm"

go you

my resting rate is 60bpm and i hate all forms of cardio minus swimming and circuit training

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

"i was a good all-round athlete as a kid

only been going to the gym a few years and look the part more now. nowhere near as active these days tho

10 mins on the treadmill and im fcuked

I bought myself a turbo trainer for the bike - can do an hour on it keeping my heart rate above 150bpm, hurts though*

*resting heart rate is 44bpm

go you

my resting rate is 60bpm and i hate all forms of cardio minus swimming and circuit training"

Turbo's really aren't fun but my cycling mate is bloody fast so i need all the help u can get to stay on his wheel!

Different sports require different types of fitness. I heard Sonny Bill Williams of New Zealand say that tackles are bigger in League due to the 3/4 man tackles, but Rugby players are far more aerobically fit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i was a good all-round athlete as a kid

only been going to the gym a few years and look the part more now. nowhere near as active these days tho

10 mins on the treadmill and im fcuked

I bought myself a turbo trainer for the bike - can do an hour on it keeping my heart rate above 150bpm, hurts though*

*resting heart rate is 44bpm"

Evil, evil things! But for fitness you can't beat them. Chris hoy had a sick bucket and a mattress next to his, can't be good for you!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I used to event, ride for hours every day and then go dancing nearly every night. I haven't got any horses for the first time in 30 years and I've put quite a bit of weight on, but I can still dance lindyhop non-stop for hours while people half my age flag! I'll have to get on the bike if I don't find another horse soon though....

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

"I used to event, ride for hours every day and then go dancing nearly every night. I haven't got any horses for the first time in 30 years and I've put quite a bit of weight on, but I can still dance lindyhop non-stop for hours while people half my age flag! I'll have to get on the bike if I don't find another horse soon though...."

You can always come out with me on a bike

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

*resting heart rate is 44bpm"

I think that makes a big difference - mine is naturally around 48, so I've always been a stayer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average, slim, athletic, curvy, fabulous - all subjective and one persons view will vary to anothers.

Thank god for photos. Makes it so much easier!

*assuming there are some!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cycle on average 30 miles a day and go to the gym 4 or 5 times a week depending on work and when I can fit it in but im the most un athletic person going, but then I guess Jeff Capes was an athlete

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

*resting heart rate is 44bpm

I think that makes a big difference - mine is naturally around 48, so I've always been a stayer.

Long story, but a while back i wound up in hospital with a suspected heart attack. Did loads of tests at two different hospitals (incl a specialist unit in Manchester) and nothing could be found. Eventually someone asked if i did any sport as i had an unusually low heart rate. Told them i cycled a bit and was thrown out in disgust!

It turns out there is a type of heart attack where your heart rate drops markedly and i managed to fool the machine in the ambulance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i ( Mr ) used to be a semi pro motorbike racer ( motogp style ) and had to keep fit for that as its alot of upper body strength needed.

i cycle about 120 a week and go to gym 3 times a week .

tho i wouldn't say i.m athletic or overly muscled ....more toned than muscle .

my party piece is drinking a pint of milk ( dont drink beer ) whilst stood on my head

.....does that make me an athlete ? lol

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I have never been athletic in any shape or form.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can school a horse for over an hour but can't even run for the bus

Using my legs I can push a large rectangular haylage bale (and my bum, I wedge myself in)

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

It turns out there is a type of heart attack where your heart rate drops markedly and i managed to fool the machine in the ambulance!"

Haha, you think they would've asked first!! When not carrying extra weight I used to class my *shape* as athletic, because my shoulders are actually wider than my hips which is the opposite to most women, I was always a more sporty type of frame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using my legs I can push a large rectangular haylage bale (and my bum, I wedge myself in) "

that image made me smile ....ever tried to wedge a bale with your bum whilst lifting another to add to the top of the stack before it all falls down ?

....( have 2 horses here )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using my legs I can push a large rectangular haylage bale (and my bum, I wedge myself in)

that image made me smile ....ever tried to wedge a bale with your bum whilst lifting another to add to the top of the stack before it all falls down ?

....( have 2 horses here ) "

Not yet

Do you make grunting noises too?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I can school a horse for over an hour but can't even run for the bus

Using my legs I can push a large rectangular haylage bale (and my bum, I wedge myself in) "

Interesting how 'fitness' is extremely specific. The keeping of horses is a bit like weight training with all the lifting of bales etc, and schooling is more about core-stabilising strength than fitness too. My dancing is much more aerobic, but the horse work kept me strong.

I can dance fast fast hours, but if I walk further than normal I can feel it in my legs - wierd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using my legs I can push a large rectangular haylage bale (and my bum, I wedge myself in)

that image made me smile ....ever tried to wedge a bale with your bum whilst lifting another to add to the top of the stack before it all falls down ?

....( have 2 horses here )

Not yet

Do you make grunting noises too?

its usually in French

.....get the *#§$ up there....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

It turns out there is a type of heart attack where your heart rate drops markedly and i managed to fool the machine in the ambulance!

My shoulders are considerably wider than my hips but I won't be listing myself as athletic any time soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using my legs I can push a large rectangular haylage bale (and my bum, I wedge myself in)

that image made me smile ....ever tried to wedge a bale with your bum whilst lifting another to add to the top of the stack before it all falls down ?

....( have 2 horses here )

Not yet

Do you make grunting noises too?

its usually in French

.....get the *#§$ up there....

My Mum hates swearing and tuts if she hears anyone, thank god she doesn't hear the alternative names the horses get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Athletic is a sports man or woman who is a Track and Field Athlete.

So really runners and alike.

Muscle bound types are not this.

Beside on here its what you like the look and fancy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Athletic is a sports man or woman who is a Track and Field Athlete.

So really runners and alike.

Muscle bound types are not this.

There's no 'muscular' option on here though, though there should be, however subjective muscular is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Athletic is a sports man or woman who is a Track and Field Athlete.

So really runners and alike.

Muscle bound types are not this.

There's no 'muscular' option on here though, though there should be, however subjective muscular is."

To me, most runners just look slim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a runner so no sure what people think of me might be best mind lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm muscular, for a woman. It's the half tonne of lard over the top of it that's the problem

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Im a runner so no sure what people think of me might be best mind lol

Your av is small and you have no public pics but you look athletic to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got 2 public pics?

I think fabs is playing up today

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Athletic is a sports man or woman who is a Track and Field Athlete.

So really runners and alike.

Muscle bound types are not this.

We had this debate a while back. If the definition is track and field then one would have to allow marathon runners and shot putters alike the title! Besides, some 100metre runners are pretty damn muscley, phwoa....

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

"Athletic is a sports man or woman who is a Track and Field Athlete.

So really runners and alike.

Muscle bound types are not this.

There's no 'muscular' option on here though, though there should be, however subjective muscular is.

To me, most runners just look slim. "

look up pro cyclists, especially the specialist climbers - they look like famine victims!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I've got 2 public pics?

I think fabs is playing up today"

I can see them now. When I looked before it just showed 4 friends only ones, no public ones.

Yes, athletic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Athletic is a sports man or woman who is a Track and Field Athlete.

So really runners and alike.

Muscle bound types are not this.

That's because sprinting is more about power rather than endurance, many sprinters are magnificently muscled.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Athletic is a sports man or woman who is a Track and Field Athlete.

So really runners and alike.

Muscle bound types are not this.

That's because sprinting is more about power rather than endurance, many sprinters are magnificently muscled."

I noticed....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

As with all the other description options, there's a lot of room for interpretation.

Decent, accurate photos are the key. And a cam chat and/or social meet to be certain.

I think I am large, other women with my body shape choose ample or curvy. It ain't an exact science.

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

Since ive given up playing football, ive done more running and have managed to get my 10k time down to just over 40 minutes and half marathon to 1hr 35.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do the splits, does that count?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I can do the splits, does that count?

Oh why oh why did you have to go and say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I played hockey at a very very high level for years also was in the army so could say athletic but tags n beer took its toll so athletic would be false advertising I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do the splits, does that count?

Oh why oh why did you have to go and say that

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

look up pro cyclists, especially the specialist climbers - they look like famine victims!"

not come across any pro cyclists looking like famine victims

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

look up pro cyclists, especially the specialist climbers - they look like famine victims!

not come across any pro cyclists looking like famine victims "

Google image Michael Rasmussen and there are some pictures of him topless. And believe me it is not a healthy look. And their are some pictures of Bradley Wiggins where his limbs look so skinny it is pretty disturbing. I met Dan Lloyd a few years ago just before he rode the tour de france. Even dressed in civvys and in a room full of cyclists he was noticably skinnier than anyone else present. At the top levels, it really isn;t healthy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can do the splits, does that count?

Now that needs a pic too, from behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive climbed e8 which is 99.9 percent harder than most people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a runner so no sure what people think of me might be best mind lol

certainly not athletic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ive climbed e8 which is 99.9 percent harder than most people"

e8?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive climbed e8 which is 99.9 percent harder than most people

e8?"

It's a category of climb - degree of difficulty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive climbed e8 which is 99.9 percent harder than most people

e8?"

hard and scarey

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

With the options available I don t consider myself slim and I think my body isnt average for a near 50 year old so I thought it the one that suited my body nearest,

Played lots of sports to a decent level

these days while the mind is willing the the body isnt

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

have to agree johnsoda ...very impressive !!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"have to agree johnsoda ...very impressive !!

I m now,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was just checking out a few profiles, and it got me thinking about this word. Ok, most people on here who consider themselves slim/muscular and fit would describe themselves as athletic, but beyond looking good, do you have any sort of athletic 'feats' you're good at?

Are you a good fast/long distance runner/swimmer? Who can jump over a gate? Are you notably strong at the gym, can you do 60 press ups in a minute etc?"

Slim is rarely muscular a couple of arm pimples and ribs showing through don't make you that way. Athletic is often different and only a few athletes are skinny as exercise builds you up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when nik looks for athletic,archangel is what she wants and dribbles over

not some skinny lad or bloke with fat around his midrift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can cycle all day long! But can't run more than about 200m before my knees have had enough!

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

". Athletic is often different and only a few athletes are skinny as exercise builds you up."

there is a tribe of 'ultra runners' who most people would consider skinny ...they have competed in conventional marathons ie new york marathon, and no one gets anywhere near them ...however they leave the race before crossing the line as they do not want to be in the spot light ..i could consider these guys extremely athletic !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

". Athletic is often different and only a few athletes are skinny as exercise builds you up.

Give them some weights and see how they do. Nothing wrong with running but you don't build up a solid physique and they avoid doing so but sprinters are totally different to marathonites and have an all round better physique. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

every time this comes up people seem to think athletic means what you do

its a description of body type.

marathon runners are better suited to ticking slim.

it gives us a good laugh how some consider themselves athletic.

they must have mirrors stolen from a circus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

". Athletic is often different and only a few athletes are skinny as exercise builds you up.

maybe "different" physique rather than "better"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"when nik looks for athletic,archangel is what she wants and dribbles over

not some skinny lad or bloke with fat around his midrift"

How much fat you store around your waist, especially in the lower abdomen is largely genetic. Even when I make a concerted effort to get leaner I can only get my abs 'visible' rather than that hard, etched in look guys like archangel have, and even then have to concentrate on what I eat to maintain that level of leanness.

...I can lift big things though

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

". Athletic is often different and only a few athletes are skinny as exercise builds you up.

maybe "different" physique rather than "better"?"

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

...I can lift big things though

again we disagree ....doh !!!!

my family are all on the large side but i am very petite ..dont eat a fanatical diet yet never carry weight anywhere but i am concious of my age and the fact that my metabolism may slow down ...and before you tell me sexybrain ...i know i am not athletic !!! ...phew !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...I can lift big things though

again we disagree ....doh !!!!

my family are all on the large side but i am very petite ..dont eat a fanatical diet yet never carry weight anywhere "

You may simply be fortunate that you have low fat storage then.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Hmmm...

My shoulders are broader than my hips - check

I can lift/move heavy weights, certainly heavier than average for my sex and size (I can leg press 90kg 3 x 8) - check

I am not skinny - check

Yay I am athletic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can masturbate while holding my phone xx"

Now that's a talent

lol

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