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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There has to be a few in here that if you could ... you would drag them under the stuff and kiss them within in an inch of their life

Your mission ... Mistletoe in the subject and then send them your kissing intentions - failing that say it loud and proud in here

Hey who knows you may not be ' lonely this Christmas ' if it works well

( see what I did there ) Im a clever bitch sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great idea, will do it later.

The subject of my mail will be rohypnol....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great idea, will do it later.

The subject of my mail will be rohypnol.... "

See this is why I like you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ive done one ... I think he missed the whole point

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

What a great idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a great idea "

I tell you ... sometimes I come up with blinders

not often

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What a great idea

I tell you ... sometimes I come up with blinders

not often

"

No that's true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a great idea

I tell you ... sometimes I come up with blinders

not often

No that's true "

Hahaha cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok i wanna drag two people under the mistletoe..

Ridemythang

Stud mcmuffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would do this but it would probably end up me getting into trouble

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok i wanna drag two people under the mistletoe..

Ridemythang

Stud mcmuffin "

I love public declarations .... mail them just so you know they know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would do this but it would probably end up me getting into trouble

A"

Why .. its only mistletoe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think I may do public declarations .... Ill compile a list and come back later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've messaged two. Now do I tell you lot or keep it to myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would do this but it would probably end up me getting into trouble

A

Why .. its only mistletoe

"

Very true what harm could come from it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've messaged two. Now do I tell you lot or keep it to myself lol "

Ooooo this excites me

Tell if you wish .. I feel like Cilla

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would do this but it would probably end up me getting into trouble

A

Why .. its only mistletoe

Very true what harm could come from it "

Ah see .... off you go then

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've not messaged anyone yet....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and complex mister

And sexybrain

Oh and quiff of justice now hes back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've not messaged anyone yet....lol "

woman ... get on with it

I have to wait for more inspiration - Ive mailed one but I need more men in my hareem

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh and complex mister

And sexybrain

Oh and quiff of justice now hes back"

I like this .... a proper list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im greedy and picked 5

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im greedy and picked 5 "

Id call it sensible .. I just can't remember names

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've messaged two. Now do I tell you lot or keep it to myself lol

Ooooo this excites me

Tell if you wish .. I feel like Cilla "

So far it's Complex Mister and Fox Hat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've messaged two. Now do I tell you lot or keep it to myself lol

Ooooo this excites me

Tell if you wish .. I feel like Cilla

So far it's Complex Mister and Fox Hat "

Good choices my lovely too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've messaged two. Now do I tell you lot or keep it to myself lol

Ooooo this excites me

Tell if you wish .. I feel like Cilla

So far it's Complex Mister and Fox Hat "

Great taste in men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I hang my mistletoe on my trouser belt (again) please...??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you noticed NO MEN have said a bloody thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I hang my mistletoe on my trouser belt (again) please...?? "

NO filth !!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love Christmas and mistletoe. I do like to place mistletoe on my belt buckle though

any ladies up for kissing underneath x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love Christmas and mistletoe. I do like to place mistletoe on my belt buckle though

any ladies up for kissing underneath x "

No filth and no cheesy innuendos

Lord give me strength

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you noticed NO MEN have said a bloody thing

"

Thats coz we are scared

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you noticed NO MEN have said a bloody thing

Thats coz we are scared "

I must frighten the bloody life out of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

damn, I got beat to that idea!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"damn, I got beat to that idea!!"

Yea and he got told too !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you women are welcome to wear it on your garter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you women are welcome to wear it on your garter "

Holy Moses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all joking aside Floro, I would def stop you under the mistletoe for a full on snog

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"all joking aside Floro, I would def stop you under the mistletoe for a full on snog "

My faith has been restored

Now go mistletoe the other ladies

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Can mistletoe be used as an excuse all year round?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can mistletoe be used as an excuse all year round?

"

Yes .....I think it can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Floro i can't message you ...i'd drag you under the misteltoe i would!

...but i have 6 years to prepare for that day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just off to mistletoe someone even if I don't get any back..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Floro i can't message you ...i'd drag you under the misteltoe i would!

...but i have 6 years to prepare for that day.

"

Ah see those bloody filters .... 6 years yes but by then my filters will be higher

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just off to mistletoe someone even if I don't get any back.. "

Yay

Just do lots .. its christmas after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great idea

Would it be acceptable to do a copy and paste message so my thumb doesn't get worn out??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great idea

Would it be acceptable to do a copy and paste message so my thumb doesn't get worn out?? "

Oh yes indeed .. at times like this it is allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can mistletoe be used as an excuse all year round?

Yes .....I think it can"

in that case I'm going to grow one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Floro i can't message you ...i'd drag you under the misteltoe i would!

...but i have 6 years to prepare for that day.

Ah see those bloody filters .... 6 years yes but by then my filters will be higher"

Alright alright. No need to break my heart this early in the morning.

...i wonder if I would be any taller. Hmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can mistletoe be used as an excuse all year round?

Yes .....I think it can

in that case I'm going to grow one "

Or plastic ones work as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Floro i can't message you ...i'd drag you under the misteltoe i would!

...but i have 6 years to prepare for that day.

Ah see those bloody filters .... 6 years yes but by then my filters will be higher

Alright alright. No need to break my heart this early in the morning.

...i wonder if I would be any taller. Hmmm

"

You make me laugh .. older and taller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any Scottish gals in here that would love a good snog

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"any Scottish gals in here that would love a good snog "

Go look and mail them .... sheeesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Floro, misscheckychops, cutensassy and soxy and Evie my favorit forumites my top 5 I would pull you all under the mistletoe just for being ace x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Floro, misscheckychops, cutensassy and soxy and Evie my favorit forumites my top 5 I would pull you all under the mistletoe just for being ace x"

Ah aint you nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Floro i can't message you ...i'd drag you under the misteltoe i would!

...but i have 6 years to prepare for that day.

Ah see those bloody filters .... 6 years yes but by then my filters will be higher

Alright alright. No need to break my heart this early in the morning.

...i wonder if I would be any taller. Hmmm

You make me laugh .. older and taller "

Wishful thinking and all that...mind you, i did once get a message from someone saying i can buy imported heels from China or something for my shoes and trainers so that i can appear taller.

...but there are a few i'd love to have under the misteltoe as well. But, it's the same problem. Damn those filters and heights!! Thank Santa for yellow pages.

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford


"Floro i can't message you ...i'd drag you under the misteltoe i would!

...but i have 6 years to prepare for that day.

Ah see those bloody filters .... 6 years yes but by then my filters will be higher

Alright alright. No need to break my heart this early in the morning.

...i wonder if I would be any taller. Hmmm

"

shush pops...your fine just like you are..cutest baby short arse I know...now giz a snog

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Floro i can't message you ...i'd drag you under the misteltoe i would!

...but i have 6 years to prepare for that day.

Ah see those bloody filters .... 6 years yes but by then my filters will be higher

Alright alright. No need to break my heart this early in the morning.

...i wonder if I would be any taller. Hmmm

You make me laugh .. older and taller

Wishful thinking and all that...mind you, i did once get a message from someone saying i can buy imported heels from China or something for my shoes and trainers so that i can appear taller.

...but there are a few i'd love to have under the misteltoe as well. But, it's the same problem. Damn those filters and heights!! Thank Santa for yellow pages.

"

Hahahahaha yellow pages

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Floro

Looks like the mustletoe filter has taken another victim.

Had composed a fantastic message detailing exactly what I would do under the mistletoe with this particular gorgeous and fun lady.

But I was born too early.

Ahh well Ill have to wait till you change your filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you noticed NO MEN have said a bloody thing

"

OIII...!!!

(Quickly hides Bi, TV and single female profiles... )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Floro

Looks like the mustletoe filter has taken another victim.

Had composed a fantastic message detailing exactly what I would do under the mistletoe with this particular gorgeous and fun lady.

But I was born too early.

Ahh well Ill have to wait till you change your filters

"

Ah ..... now if I take off them there filters it causes my brain to pop

You can share it with the group

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Floro, misscheckychops, cutensassy and soxy and Evie my favorit forumites my top 5 I would pull you all under the mistletoe just for being ace x

Ah aint you nice "

I have to be Santa is watching lol, just being honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My filters are open lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Floro i can't message you ...i'd drag you under the misteltoe i would!

...but i have 6 years to prepare for that day.

Ah see those bloody filters .... 6 years yes but by then my filters will be higher

Alright alright. No need to break my heart this early in the morning.

...i wonder if I would be any taller. Hmmm

shush pops...your fine just like you are..cutest baby short arse I know...now giz a snog "

Pucker up!! I'm coming for that kiss...just need to find Rudolph. Forgot where i parked the bugger!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great idea

Would it be acceptable to do a copy and paste message so my thumb doesn't get worn out??

Oh yes indeed .. at times like this it is allowed "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have fun you lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Floro, misscheckychops, cutensassy and soxy and Evie my favorit forumites my top 5 I would pull you all under the mistletoe just for being ace x

Ah aint you nice

I have to be Santa is watching lol, just being honest "

He's always watching

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My filters are open lol "

Ooooo saucy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have fun you lot "

Need something to lighten the mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My filters are open lol

Ooooo saucy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Floro you are a genius this thread is great lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you noticed NO MEN have said a bloody thing

OIII...!!!

(Quickly hides Bi, TV and single female profiles... )"

I know I posted that right before you piped up !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Floro you are a genius this thread is great lol"

I think genius may be a tad too much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My filters are open lol

Ooooo saucy

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"damn, I got beat to that idea!!"

Nah.. I nicked it off you, last year...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"damn, I got beat to that idea!!

Nah.. I nicked it off you, last year..."

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"damn, I got beat to that idea!!

Nah.. I nicked it off you, last year..."

and that is probably true as well lol

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Floro

Ok then I admit it.....its you Id love to snog under the mistletoe....any time of the year

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Floro

Ok then I admit it.....its you Id love to snog under the mistletoe....any time of the year "

Ah thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well, I've sent a couple of mistletoe messages, not overly descriptive I hope. now just awaiting replies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well, I've sent a couple of mistletoe messages, not overly descriptive I hope. now just awaiting replies "

Yay ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've sent 2 ... One didn't get it and one said

Yes

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Floro

Ok then I admit it.....its you Id love to snog under the mistletoe....any time of the year

Ah thanks "

I did type in the full long very descriptive message but didnt want everyone knowing how dirty my mind is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Floro

Ok then I admit it.....its you Id love to snog under the mistletoe....any time of the year

Ah thanks

I did type in the full long very descriptive message but didnt want everyone knowing how dirty my mind is "

Glad you didn't mail it then ... Its kissing not filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You Floro I would love to kiss

And Queen of Tease

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You Floro I would love to kiss

And Queen of Tease "

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Floro

Dirty mind doesnt always mean filth just very naughty kissing embelishments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only had one request...

[But.... Of the highest quality... ]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Floro

Dirty mind doesnt always mean filth just very naughty kissing embelishments

"

Pah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've only had one request...

[But.... Of the highest quality... ]"

That's very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wehey, one positive response

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Oooh... my list could take some time to mail haha

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've had none goes off and cries....

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"

Pah "

You mean the inclusion of a blinfold and gently carressing the small of your back while snogging is filth

And whispering Merry Xmas in your ear as I wonder off leaving you wondering "who the chuff was that"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had two messages so far.....great idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh , I like this one

Off to send some snogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had none goes off and cries.... "

And how many you had now?

A

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I've had none goes off and cries....

And how many you had now?

A"

None.....I ain't that needy to need any I know I am loved

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Off to read and reply to all my snog mails.

Back in 3 milliseconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone for mistletoe & a glass of wine

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"anyone for mistletoe & a glass of wine "

Cliff Richard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had none goes off and cries....

And how many you had now?

A

None.....I ain't that needy to need any I know I am loved "

I could tell from the grins you didn't mean it. Was just wondering if saying it meant others would send them to you?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I've had none goes off and cries....

And how many you had now?

A

None.....I ain't that needy to need any I know I am loved

I could tell from the grins you didn't mean it. Was just wondering if saying it meant others would send them to you?"

Who knows treacle....I don't really post to get messages I would of thought that it's on their own merit

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"anyone for mistletoe & a glass of wine "

Someone mention wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you women are welcome to wear it on your garter "

And have our knees snogged?

Not heard of that fetish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent two got two back, I'm not sending any more ill quit while I'm two for two lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you women are welcome to wear it on your garter

And have our knees snogged?

Not heard of that fetish."

Unless you mean garter belt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id have to pick.. Cutensassy and _isscheekychops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh ! I've been snogged

I'll see you all in the New Year when we've dragged ourselves out from under it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had none goes off and cries....

And how many you had now?

A

None.....I ain't that needy to need any I know I am loved

I could tell from the grins you didn't mean it. Was just wondering if saying it meant others would send them to you?

Who knows treacle....I don't really post to get messages I would of thought that it's on their own merit "

Ah ok cool. Just sometimes you see some say a joking comment like yours and then I cringe at some of the responses they get as if they meant it! If that makes sense at all...

And I think that's the first time I've been called treacle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under the mistletoe...

Miss-tress... Coz then she could chastise me with it...

Granny... Coz One day she'll lower her standards enough to accept my advances...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I've had none goes off and cries....

And how many you had now?

A

None.....I ain't that needy to need any I know I am loved

I could tell from the grins you didn't mean it. Was just wondering if saying it meant others would send them to you?

Who knows treacle....I don't really post to get messages I would of thought that it's on their own merit

Ah ok cool. Just sometimes you see some say a joking comment like yours and then I cringe at some of the responses they get as if they meant it! If that makes sense at all...

And I think that's the first time I've been called treacle "

I totally understand your view point but I really don't need the attention...I say the first thing that pops up in my head sometimes I get it right sometimes I get it wrong but I don't seek attention which some may do....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh ! I've been snogged

I'll see you all in the New Year when we've dragged ourselves out from under it "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone for mistletoe & a glass of wine

Someone mention wine "

That got my attention too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yay i had 2 snog requests *puckers up*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had none goes off and cries....

And how many you had now?

A

None.....I ain't that needy to need any I know I am loved

I could tell from the grins you didn't mean it. Was just wondering if saying it meant others would send them to you?

Who knows treacle....I don't really post to get messages I would of thought that it's on their own merit

Ah ok cool. Just sometimes you see some say a joking comment like yours and then I cringe at some of the responses they get as if they meant it! If that makes sense at all...

And I think that's the first time I've been called treacle

I totally understand your view point but I really don't need the attention...I say the first thing that pops up in my head sometimes I get it right sometimes I get it wrong but I don't seek attention which some may do.... "

Btw wasn't suggesting you where just your more likely to give me an honest answer then others lol. And think we should now get back to watching others get kisses under the mistletoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had a few and sent a few.

And it's not even December yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I have two but too scared to name one of them in case he reads this :/ I have met him and he obviously isn't into me ha ha

Sexybrain is one I would love to have under the mistletoe. Just too shy to message him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I've been mistleoed by someone quite unexpected

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I have had a few and sent a few.

And it's not even December yet

"

**checks inbox..... ... **goes off in a huff

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im greedy and picked 5 "

I ain't letting go. Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im greedy and picked 5

I ain't letting go. Lol x"

non of my others replied haha.. u might just be stuck with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've had one ... Shockingly expected only one

Crying

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Fuck it... if I can choose anyone I will have Thor and Drogo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck it... if I can choose anyone I will have Thor and Drogo "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's mine

Floro

Miss Special K

Legs

Minxie minx

Flirty girl and miss cheeky chops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had responses from the two I sent so Im happy This was a great thread Floro x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's mine

Floro

Miss Special K

Legs

Minxie minx

Flirty girl and miss cheeky chops "

Blimey I,ve made someone's public list lol thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's mine

Floro

Miss Special K

Legs

Minxie minx

Flirty girl and miss cheeky chops "

Ohhh waw thank you x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Here's mine

Floro

Miss Special K

Legs

Minxie minx

Flirty girl and miss cheeky chops "

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question.

Why does it take someone to start a thread with chalk etched instructions for someone to find some bollocks and send a message?...

It's like peoples heads get slapped into gear and like "fook I better send a message" .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can think of a few ladies I'd love to share a good smooch under the mistletoe with...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I hang my mistletoe on my trouser belt (again) please...?? "

i shall be doing this, but at the back, so everyone can kiss my ass!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Can I hang my mistletoe on my trouser belt (again) please...??

i shall be doing this, but at the back, so everyone can kiss my ass!"

Thanks I now have coffee screen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Question.

Why does it take someone to start a thread with chalk etched instructions for someone to find some bollocks and send a message?...

It's like peoples heads get slapped into gear and like "fook I better send a message" .

"

Try it for irony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whooop! im doing better than average. I got one!.

..i'm happy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you women are welcome to wear it on your garter

And have our knees snogged?

Not heard of that fetish.

Unless you mean garter belt "

Doh, minus one point for me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Question.

Why does it take someone to start a thread with chalk etched instructions for someone to find some bollocks and send a message?...

It's like peoples heads get slapped into gear and like "fook I better send a message" .

Try it for irony "

Shut up.

I don't go for lovey dovey shit you should know that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"whooop! im doing better than average. I got one!.

..i'm happy lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Question.

Why does it take someone to start a thread with chalk etched instructions for someone to find some bollocks and send a message?...

It's like peoples heads get slapped into gear and like "fook I better send a message" .

Try it for irony

Shut up.

I don't go for lovey dovey shit you should know that. "

They all say that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I hang my mistletoe on my trouser belt (again) please...??

i shall be doing this, but at the back, so everyone can kiss my ass!"

Those are my work trousers...;-);-);-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Question.

Why does it take someone to start a thread with chalk etched instructions for someone to find some bollocks and send a message?...

It's like peoples heads get slapped into gear and like "fook I better send a message" .

Try it for irony

Shut up.

I don't go for lovey dovey shit you should know that. "

Oh give over ... You have and can ..

Try it ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Question.

Why does it take someone to start a thread with chalk etched instructions for someone to find some bollocks and send a message?...

It's like peoples heads get slapped into gear and like "fook I better send a message" .

Try it for irony

Shut up.

I don't go for lovey dovey shit you should know that.

They all say that.

"

Ah they do indeedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im greedy and picked 5

I ain't letting go. Lol x

non of my others replied haha.. u might just be stuck with me "

lol. that was the general idea x

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Just sent 2 to forumites, not yet brave enuff to send to non forum dwellers

Sorry Floro still cant find a way thru your defences

Off to spend time in the real world.

Might see if I can find some mistletoe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im greedy and picked 5

I ain't letting go. Lol x

non of my others replied haha.. u might just be stuck with me

lol. that was the general idea x"

Awwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in i sent a message - one i will have to telepathically as he doesnt answer mails lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shocked at the number of messages I've had from this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm shocked at the number of messages I've had from this thread! "

Me too 3 now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not surprised at all a big fat zero lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm shocked at the number of messages I've had from this thread! "

See its lovely

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It's not a popularity contest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not a popularity contest "

you know how these always end up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm shocked at the number of messages I've had from this thread!

See its lovely "

It is, obviously people realise that its a Sunday and have decided to leave me alone!....lmfao x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

loving the thread, broadening my geographical horizons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am not surprised at all a big fat zero lol "

See now... That IS all your fault...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A beautiful woman and a (bugger I don't know he looks like) man have come by to snog me.

All snogs returned .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am not surprised at all a big fat zero lol

See now... That IS all your fault... "

I know I know ...ironic huh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am not surprised at all a big fat zero lol

See now... That IS all your fault... "

How? I can' make people send messages lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am not surprised at all a big fat zero lol

See now... That IS all your fault...

How? I can' make people send messages lol "

can't not can' as i appear to not be able to type today!!! Lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i would like all the ladies on this thread to make a long line please mmmmmmwwaahh xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cilla has done her bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am not surprised at all a big fat zero lol

See now... That IS all your fault...

How? I can' make people send messages lol can't not can' as i appear to not be able to type today!!! Lol "

You was right the first time...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

floro..miss k...cheeky ...minxie.... cute.... lickety....serendipity .. yoni solo .. hottie ..moody ... sotb ..virago et al xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"floro..miss k...cheeky ...minxie.... cute.... lickety....serendipity .. yoni solo .. hottie ..moody ... sotb ..virago et al xxx "

I thought that said etc at the end !!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

et al .... and others too mwah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This would actually make for a great lip pic avatar competition - where's my salve?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"floro..miss k...cheeky ...minxie.... cute.... lickety....serendipity .. yoni solo .. hottie ..moody ... sotb ..virago et al xxx "

pucker up.. heres your cutensassy kiss coming your way....

mwahhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks Mr o your on my list too along with private parts,Brightonsteve toshn to name a few lol xx

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"It's not a popularity contest "

Really???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"et al .... and others too mwah x "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"et al .... and others too mwah x "

Just call me al

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been to the shops to stock up on chapstick!

See you all in February

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

mm lovely cute xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at least you have been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads i wanna snog i will make a list

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Well... my list keeps growing, so sod it..

I'm just going to snog you all

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