FabSwingers.com forum: Wrinkles.....

By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

DO these magic creams really work???

Call me a sceptic here - but they way they talk about them makes them sound like polyfiller!!!!

I will start to need these potions soon for me crows feet, and my parrot might want to try em too, so seriously do they really work????

(My mate tried one of them lipsticks that pumps up your lips - THAT worked - but she said her lips were on fire fir ages after!!!)

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I always iron my wrinkles....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tumble dry... stops my wrinkles appearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i use stuff for my eyes as had dark circles and crows feet and it did work n was a tenner so i stick with it!

plus use cleanser toner and moisturiser and have done since i was young as i have spotty skin and stil bloody do but no many wrinkles thank god!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use sudocreme....

works great for babies bums. not a wrinkle they have

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over a year ago

I heard that the best way to slow them down was Vitamin C,no smoking and moisturiser with SPF in it

All those really expensive creams are a waste of money apparently

By the time you worry about them its normally too late anyway,the damage has been done unless you have a face lift or fillers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if ya take yer bra off, the weight of yer tits will pull the wrinkles out of yer face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhhhhhh

thats why i look so young tonight

scatches nipple on knee

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over a year ago

"Ohhhhhhhhh

thats why i look so young tonight

scatches nipple on knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of it is down to genes and how soon you have started to use a moisturiser on your face.

Being a bit on the plum side also help to fill out the wrinkles.

And having an optimistic outlook in life also helps IMHO.

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"if ya take yer bra off, the weight of yer tits will pull the wrinkles out of yer face

That will only work for the more blessed ladies on here.

For us who are less fortunate where out titties defy gravity need to look at other options!!! LOL

So i gotta quit smoking, rub me face in oranges and then put SFP on it.

Will smell lovely at least - even if it doesnt work

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Moisturising will always help keep your skin supple but I honestly think once you've got wrinkles they are there to stay (unless you have botox or surgery of course). I also think it has a lot to go with genes and healthy livng etc. For example I knew twins one of which smoked the other didn't and boy what a difference in the appearence of their skin!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

A company called Amphora sell stuff called 'Aloe and Sea Eye Gel'.

Only costs £3.99 a 60g jar and is better than any £50 Eye Gel or Wrinkle Cream....

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"A lot of it is down to genes and how soon you have started to use a moisturiser on your face.

Being a bit on the plum side also help to fill out the wrinkles.

And having an optimistic outlook in life also helps IMHO.

Ok, quit smoking, bathe in oranges, use SFP, be fat and be happy !!!!

Coool

Bring on the 1st course - orange anyone????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo, my mum recently spent a fortune on a little bottle of serum thingy that promises to smooth out the lines.

It dries like glue and stretched the skin in the process, which was not particularly pleasant.

She has not used it again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they say drinking loads of water helps with your complexion but I don't trust them..... I always bung a whisky in to sterilise it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My paternal grandma smoked and drank every day, in moderation, right up until she died.....at 102!

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"A company called Amphora sell stuff called 'Aloe and Sea Eye Gel'.

Only costs £3.99 a 60g jar and is better than any £50 Eye Gel or Wrinkle Cream...."

Thanks Jane - THAT just what i am looking for - not looking for a general moiteriser as i have greasy skin.

Just want something for my poor delicate eyes to look after them.

I do laugh alot and dont want to have to suffer laughter lines. and as i recently informed - i am getting on a bit - i had better start thinking about these things.

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over a year ago

"they say drinking loads of water helps with your complexion but I don't trust them..... I always bung a whisky in to sterilise it!

I know what you mean.....you never know where that water has come from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A company called Amphora sell stuff called 'Aloe and Sea Eye Gel'.

Only costs £3.99 a 60g jar and is better than any £50 Eye Gel or Wrinkle Cream....

Thanks Jane - THAT just what i am looking for - not looking for a general moiteriser as i have greasy skin.

Just want something for my poor delicate eyes to look after them.

I do laugh alot and dont want to have to suffer laughter lines. and as i recently informed - i am getting on a bit - i had better start thinking about these things."

Oh god !!!

Never use a *moiteriser *

you will look arnie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone seen that Micheal McIntyre sketch about wrinkle cream?... this just reminded me of it... hilarious

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"My paternal grandma smoked and drank every day, in moderation, right up until she died.....at 102! "

MY nanny smokes 40 a day - always has, and tbh she didnt start to look old until a few years back when she started to get ill.

She was a very glamourous granny at 70 - and still going strong at 80

Hope i have her genes thats for sure.

She got wit, humour and character too - i so wanna be like her

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

Oh god !!!

Never use a *moiteriser *

you will look arnie

PMSL!!!

Ooooozie 9mm!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look....

we already know your full of wit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've used Prep H for years,its an old body building trick.

It was used before and during stringent dieting to help shrink loose skin.

Its used to shrink hemorrhoids,so the theory goes that it helps shrink skin as well.

Don't use Germoloids it smells of Germolene,Prep H is odourless.

XXX

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"Anyone seen that Micheal McIntyre sketch about wrinkle cream?... this just reminded me of it... hilarious

Is it on You Tube????

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over a year ago

Bulldog clip at the back of your head also works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone seen that Micheal McIntyre sketch about wrinkle cream?... this just reminded me of it... hilarious

Is it on You Tube????"

Can't see it, but it roughly went:

"Excuse me, Hi... I bought this wrinkle cream 20 years ago. I've kept the reciept... here you go. Which you'll notice is in better condition, than the face of my wife!.... I want a full refund!"

Probably much better to watch than in text, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bulldog clip at the back of your head also works

weegie facelift = pulled tight ponytail

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"Look....

we already know your full of wit

I am glad that there wasnt a typo there miss p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful....

you end up looking like joan rivers

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"Anyone seen that Micheal McIntyre sketch about wrinkle cream?... this just reminded me of it... hilarious

Is it on You Tube????

Can't see it, but it roughly went:

"Excuse me, Hi... I bought this wrinkle cream 20 years ago. I've kept the reciept... here you go. Which you'll notice is in better condition, than the face of my wife!.... I want a full refund!"

Probably much better to watch than in text, lol"

Tried to read that in his voice, half way there and gave me a giggle

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"they say drinking loads of water helps with your complexion but I don't trust them..... I always bung a whisky in to sterilise it!

Me nana says its the whiskey thats kept her young - pickled things dont age do they

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

they say the wrinkles on a female are age.but on a male they are character.a wee bit unfair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they say drinking loads of water helps with your complexion but I don't trust them..... I always bung a whisky in to sterilise it!

Me nana says its the whiskey thats kept her young - pickled things dont age do they

Perhaps we should all sleep in the freezer then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they say drinking loads of water helps with your complexion but I don't trust them..... I always bung a whisky in to sterilise it!

Me nana says its the whiskey thats kept her young - pickled things dont age do they

Thats why i only look 21

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"they say drinking loads of water helps with your complexion but I don't trust them..... I always bung a whisky in to sterilise it!

Me nana says its the whiskey thats kept her young - pickled things dont age do they

Perhaps we should all sleep in the freezer then?

But then you would get frost bit on your winkle, or wrinkle????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they say drinking loads of water helps with your complexion but I don't trust them..... I always bung a whisky in to sterilise it!

Me nana says its the whiskey thats kept her young - pickled things dont age do they

I've been preserved in alcohol for years thats why I don't look my age

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"they say drinking loads of water helps with your complexion but I don't trust them..... I always bung a whisky in to sterilise it!

Me nana says its the whiskey thats kept her young - pickled things dont age do they

I've been preserved in alcohol for years thats why I don't look my age

"
aha hence the guiness profile pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they say drinking loads of water helps with your complexion but I don't trust them..... I always bung a whisky in to sterilise it!

Me nana says its the whiskey thats kept her young - pickled things dont age do they

I've been preserved in alcohol for years thats why I don't look my age

aha hence the guiness profile pic"

You can see how I merge into the background!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My paternal grandma smoked and drank every day, in moderation, right up until she died.....at 102! "

Look its long lost auntie Laine lol my great gran was the same smoked like a chimney had a nip every night to help her sleep or so she said

ate what she wanted when she wanted and died in her sleep in her own bed just after turning 100.

I use a cheap moisturiser cos I was once told its the act of rubbing it in that helps not what you rub in. Mine cost a quid from the poundshop!!!

God Im cheap

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

oh you lot know nuffink......get a facial from a guy on a regular basis, jobs a good un

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh you lot know nuffink......get a facial from a guy on a regular basis, jobs a good un

I concur!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh you lot know nuffink......get a facial from a guy on a regular basis, jobs a good un

Nooooo, don't like it on my face, sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My paternal grandma smoked and drank every day, in moderation, right up until she died.....at 102!

Look its long lost auntie Laine lol my great gran was the same smoked like a chimney had a nip every night to help her sleep or so she said

ate what she wanted when she wanted and died in her sleep in her own bed just after turning 100.

I use a cheap moisturiser cos I was once told its the act of rubbing it in that helps not what you rub in. Mine cost a quid from the poundshop!!!

God Im cheap

Shona

x x x "

the genes are strong in you my long lost niece!

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"oh you lot know nuffink......get a facial from a guy on a regular basis, jobs a good un

I concur!

So long as it doesnt go in the eye - that fucking hurts!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"oh you lot know nuffink......get a facial from a guy on a regular basis, jobs a good un

I concur!

So long as it doesnt go in the eye - that fucking hurts!!!!"
fucking ruins ya eye liner as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh you lot know nuffink......get a facial from a guy on a regular basis, jobs a good un

I concur!

So long as it doesnt go in the eye - that fucking hurts!!!!fucking ruins ya eye liner as well

specs make excellent spunk deflectors... I have a pair in every room

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"oh you lot know nuffink......get a facial from a guy on a regular basis, jobs a good un

I concur!

So long as it doesnt go in the eye - that fucking hurts!!!!fucking ruins ya eye liner as well

And mascara!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"oh you lot know nuffink......get a facial from a guy on a regular basis, jobs a good un

I concur!

So long as it doesnt go in the eye - that fucking hurts!!!!fucking ruins ya eye liner as well

specs make excellent spunk deflectors... I have a pair in every room

"
i kinda like it tho hehehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the genes are strong in you my long lost niece!

they have to be Laine hun have you seen what I carry in me pockets

Thats my real secret not a good facial or a good rubbing down its weighing myself down with all the rubbish I carry in me pockets and bags, my skin has no where to go

Anyway I know something really bad for wrinkles . . . . . . .SOCIALS

You laugh so much you wake up in great great great grans skin cos laughing and smiling cause wrinkles

but who wants to be drop dead gorgeous and a miserable begger who no one wants to talk to??

I will stick to average and talk a minute who people remember tyvm

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the genes are strong in you my long lost niece!

they have to be Laine hun have you seen what I carry in me pockets

Thats my real secret not a good facial or a good rubbing down its weighing myself down with all the rubbish I carry in me pockets and bags, my skin has no where to go

Anyway I know something really bad for wrinkles . . . . . . .SOCIALS

You laugh so much you wake up in great great great grans skin cos laughing and smiling cause wrinkles

but who wants to be drop dead gorgeous and a miserable begger who no one wants to talk to??

I will stick to average and talk a minute who people remember tyvm

Shona

x x x "

socials keep me young... I get to jig about with all the cute young guys

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

HEY!!!

I laugh alot and i aint wrinkly!!

YET!!!

{Hence this thread she whispers}

So apart from

1) stop smoking

2) bath in oranges

3) wear SFP

4) Drink lots of water

5) Drink lots of whisky

6) Get a daily facefull from a guy

7) Stop laughing.

Well 6 outta 7 aint bad - cos i am laughing me pants off here

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"HEY!!!

I laugh alot and i aint wrinkly!!

YET!!!

{Hence this thread she whispers}

So apart from

1) stop smoking

2) bath in oranges

3) wear SFP

4) Drink lots of water

5) Drink lots of whisky

6) Get a daily facefull from a guy

7) Stop laughing.

Well 6 outta 7 aint bad - cos i am laughing me pants off here

"
you have pants on???? ooh bugger now thats spoilt my visual

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

Well 6 outta 7 aint bad - cos i am laughing me pants off here

you have pants on???? ooh bugger now thats spoilt my visual

Darling -= you know by now that at this time of night i have nothing on but my specs

Fecking laptop is burning my thighs tho!!!

And darent put it on the duvet or it will suffocate and die.!!!!!

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the genes are strong in you my long lost niece!

they have to be Laine hun have you seen what I carry in me pockets

Thats my real secret not a good facial or a good rubbing down its weighing myself down with all the rubbish I carry in me pockets and bags, my skin has no where to go

Anyway I know something really bad for wrinkles . . . . . . .SOCIALS

You laugh so much you wake up in great great great grans skin cos laughing and smiling cause wrinkles

but who wants to be drop dead gorgeous and a miserable begger who no one wants to talk to??

I will stick to average and talk a minute who people remember tyvm

Shona

x x x

socials keep me young... I get to jig about with all the cute young guys

Now I know what I did wrong

I was outside with all the lepers feeling some nice young men when I should have been inside dancing

Nope I will stick with feeling the nice young men - some lovely hot bodies - well they were til my hands froze them

Shona

x x x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I never ever put soap on my face just wash it in cold water, put a day cream on occassionlly if im going out in the wind sometimes use a face pack and never go out in the sun

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"I never ever put soap on my face just wash it in cold water, put a day cream on occassionlly if im going out in the wind sometimes use a face pack and never go out in the sun"

Thats is then.

Forget the non smoking oranges shit.

You are one gorgous sexy beast - i will follow you!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Well 6 outta 7 aint bad - cos i am laughing me pants off here

you have pants on???? ooh bugger now thats spoilt my visual

Darling -= you know by now that at this time of night i have nothing on but my specs

Fecking laptop is burning my thighs tho!!!

And darent put it on the duvet or it will suffocate and die.!!!!!

lol"
you are wearing a big smile tho!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I never ever put soap on my face just wash it in cold water, put a day cream on occassionlly if im going out in the wind sometimes use a face pack and never go out in the sun

Thats is then.

Forget the non smoking oranges shit.

You are one gorgous sexy beast - i will follow you!!!!

not so bad yourself lol. Forgot to say i never wear makeup unless im going to a party oh and i smoke 40 a day lol

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

Well 6 outta 7 aint bad - cos i am laughing me pants off here

you have pants on???? ooh bugger now thats spoilt my visual

Darling -= you know by now that at this time of night i have nothing on but my specs

Fecking laptop is burning my thighs tho!!!

And darent put it on the duvet or it will suffocate and die.!!!!!

lolyou are wearing a big smile tho!!!

As always hunny xxxx

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"I never ever put soap on my face just wash it in cold water, put a day cream on occassionlly if im going out in the wind sometimes use a face pack and never go out in the sun

Thats is then.

Forget the non smoking oranges shit.

You are one gorgous sexy beast - i will follow you!!!!

not so bad yourself lol. Forgot to say i never wear makeup unless im going to a party oh and i smoke 40 a day lol"

cheers hun =- i dont use soap either actually - cos even tho my skin greasy - soap really dries it out - then it gets even more greaasy trying over compensate itself.

Dont wear makeup either unless special occaision (pardeeeeeeeeee)

And smoke - but not lots and lots - but enough.

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