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bloody cocking washing machines!!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

stupid thing is bloody broke and it looks like daddy plumbers' out of hours line is broken grrrrr

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Whats it doimg / not doing ??? Would a lump hammer not help ??

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

its not washing things

and lights are flashing

and i cant find the filter (although i am sure thats not the issue but i want to find it now!)

and its not spining which i think is why the lights are flashing

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I had to have a new one couple of months ago

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Is that the thing you put your dirty clothes in, put pixie dust in the holder press the button and then magic pixies come and all this happens when you re out at work,?

Have your pixies gone on strike,?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I had to get a new one too...pain in the back side

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I'm holding out hope that daddy plumbers can fix it in the week, I don't want to buy a new one.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

try emptying to overflow drawer at the bottom of the machine ..that may be blocked with lego bricks or god knows what else !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a elbow grease button?

........just. asking

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"try emptying to overflow drawer at the bottom of the machine ..that may be blocked with lego bricks or god knows what else !! "

there isnt one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its not washing things

and lights are flashing

and i cant find the filter (although i am sure thats not the issue but i want to find it now!)

and its not spining which i think is why the lights are flashing"

Filter's at the bottom much of the time

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"its not washing things

and lights are flashing

and i cant find the filter (although i am sure thats not the issue but i want to find it now!)

and its not spining which i think is why the lights are flashing

Filter's at the bottom much of the time "

i cant find it.....the book says its on the front at the bottom but it isn't

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"its not washing things

and lights are flashing

and i cant find the filter (although i am sure thats not the issue but i want to find it now!)

and its not spining which i think is why the lights are flashing

Filter's at the bottom much of the time

i cant find it.....the book says its on the front at the bottom but it isn't "

You need to open the trap door lo

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"try emptying to overflow drawer at the bottom of the machine ..that may be blocked with lego bricks or god knows what else !!

there isnt one "

what make/model ?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"try emptying to overflow drawer at the bottom of the machine ..that may be blocked with lego bricks or god knows what else !!

there isnt one

what make/model ?"

hotpoint aquarius wf320

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"its not washing things

and lights are flashing

and i cant find the filter (although i am sure thats not the issue but i want to find it now!)

and its not spining which i think is why the lights are flashing

Filter's at the bottom much of the time

i cant find it.....the book says its on the front at the bottom but it isn't

You need to open the trap door lo"

the whole bottom panel is off and its just silver metal, no trap door, no filter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"try emptying to overflow drawer at the bottom of the machine ..that may be blocked with lego bricks or god knows what else !!

there isnt one

what make/model ?"

Mine's Hoover. Little trapdoor thing bottom LHS

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R__JTUX9nk4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its not washing things

and lights are flashing

and i cant find the filter (although i am sure thats not the issue but i want to find it now!)

and its not spining which i think is why the lights are flashing

Filter's at the bottom much of the time

i cant find it.....the book says its on the front at the bottom but it isn't

You need to open the trap door lo

the whole bottom panel is off and its just silver metal, no trap door, no filter"

My old one was hotpoint. There was a round thing. You had to take a little screw out then twist and pull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had to have a new one couple of months ago

"

Haha !....I'm sure this helped no end pmsl

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R__JTUX9nk4"

well that looks a frigging faff

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

sorry ... i didnt design it ... honest

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I read this as cock washing machine and thought, how posh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You originally called it a 'cocking' washing machine .............but it seems now that its a proper cunt!

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

what error code have you got .? .the filter itself is in the back of your machine

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I read this as cock washing machine and thought, how posh! "

i am posh ou know

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"what error code have you got .? .the filter itself is in the back of your machine "

it doesnt say a code, just the on/off light flashes like mad and the rinse hold light flashes (the 3rd one down)

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

what error code have you got

?? ..the filter is in the back of your machine ...usually find a few quid in there so deffo worth grabbing a screwdriver !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If nothing else works... Take ya washin down to a river, and beat it with a rock...

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

Ours is knackered too. Apparently the bearings are gone which means the blokes on the International Space Station can hear it it's so fecking loud. Grrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check the filter if uv now found it, mums was once blocked with a 50 pence and a knex stick, if it cant drain, then it wont spin, if its not that, then its likely the belt has slipped/snapped, if u yav to hav a new 1, beko are better.x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

It drains ok so I'm fairly certain it's not the filter. I've found it now buy its such a faff getting it off.

Funny how highpoint say they will charge of they come out and find things in the filter causing a problem yet make the filter so inaccessible to clean it. Money making scan or what!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a Hotpoint for years, replaced motor brushes, door seals then it finally pulled the inlet pipe off the drum and flooded the kitchen never had another, built to a price and not a very high one either

bought a Bosch one and control board went, nearly as much as the new replacement

forget the computerised machines, to much to go wrong, buy the simplest machine you can, don't use too much washing detergent and do a hot wash now and again to keep the internals clean and you shouldn't have much trouble fingers crossed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its not washing things

and lights are flashing

and i cant find the filter (although i am sure thats not the issue but i want to find it now!)

and its not spining which i think is why the lights are flashing

Filter's at the bottom much of the time

i cant find it.....the book says its on the front at the bottom but it isn't "

Of course it is, a little white hinged lid, you lift, and then unscrew the filter, wash it out, put back, screw and it may solve the problem

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

when you are in there also flush water inlet and water outlet pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds as though the problem was originally misdiagnosed - lets face it - you've a proper cunt of a machine in your hands!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"its not washing things

and lights are flashing

and i cant find the filter (although i am sure thats not the issue but i want to find it now!)

and its not spining which i think is why the lights are flashing

Filter's at the bottom much of the time

i cant find it.....the book says its on the front at the bottom but it isn't

Of course it is, a little white hinged lid, you lift, and then unscrew the filter, wash it out, put back, screw and it may solve the problem"

it really really isnt.....you have to go in through the back, undo a jubilee clip, tack off a pipe, remove a ball, then take out a white plastic 'basket that is the filter.....the front of the machine is smooth, no hingy flaps other than the actual door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *heCrowAndButterflyCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Our Zanussi flashes lke mad and won't spin if the water has been turned off! I'm sure you have checked that but off not worth a shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our Zanussi flashes lke mad and won't spin if the water has been turned off! I'm sure you have checked that but off not worth a shot"

That appliance of science?

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By *heCrowAndButterflyCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"Our Zanussi flashes lke mad and won't spin if the water has been turned off! I'm sure you have checked that but off not worth a shot

That appliance of science? "

And the k**b heads return

What's your point?

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