FabSwingers.com forum: I don't want a lot for Christmas

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just want a real man on Boxing Day

Not too much to ask for is it now ....

Or is it

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It is floro it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It is floro it is

Im touching myself

Yes yes YES its me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It is floro it is

Oh my god ... I read that wrong ... hahahahaha

I thought you were asking if IT WAS ME

Im going now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if you find one, make sure he has an older brother for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well if you find one, make sure he has an older brother for me

First I have to find one .. then Ill ask that

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"It is floro it is

Oh my god ... I read that wrong ... hahahahaha

I thought you were asking if IT WAS ME

Im going now "

Numpty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It is floro it is

Oh my god ... I read that wrong ... hahahahaha

I thought you were asking if IT WAS ME

Im going now

Numpty

I agree

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"It is floro it is

Im touching myself

Will you be taking any pics?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It is floro it is

Im touching myself

Will you be taking any pics?"

I have one on my phone now ... do you want to see it

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"It is floro it is

Im touching myself

Will you be taking any pics?

I have one on my phone now ... do you want to see it "

Explain it first. I know you, you're sneaky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It is floro it is

Im touching myself

Will you be taking any pics?

I have one on my phone now ... do you want to see it

Explain it first. I know you, you're sneaky

In an open forum ?? are you sure??

Im not sure anyone else would be - people think Im quite the prudish frigid ice queen bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well if you find one, make sure he has an older brother for me

First I have to find one .. then Ill ask that

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And a sister for me xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I had a meet Christmas day once.bit was someone I knew well. Callum was at his dads and his where grown up. It was a good day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well if you find one, make sure he has an older brother for me

First I have to find one .. then Ill ask that

And a sister for me xx"

Oi ... get off my thread and get your own Boxing Day shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm sure plenty of guys inc me would love to b with u boxing day and after

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a meet Christmas day once.bit was someone I knew well. Callum was at his dads and his where grown up. It was a good day

Ah that sounds good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I'm sure plenty of guys inc me would love to b with u boxing day and after

Ah smooth talker .. but you are wrong

they won't even take me for a Macdonalds before hand

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"It is floro it is

Im touching myself

Will you be taking any pics?

I have one on my phone now ... do you want to see it

Explain it first. I know you, you're sneaky

In an open forum ?? are you sure??

Im not sure anyone else would be - people think Im quite the prudish frigid ice queen bitch

It's your chance to shatter the illusion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It is floro it is

Im touching myself

Will you be taking any pics?

I have one on my phone now ... do you want to see it

Explain it first. I know you, you're sneaky

In an open forum ?? are you sure??

Im not sure anyone else would be - people think Im quite the prudish frigid ice queen bitch

It's your chance to shatter the illusion"

Dare I do that ... dare I ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking for a real women for Christmas and Boxing day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm looking for a real women for Christmas and Boxing day!"

Good luck all fakes on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A real man instead of?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A real man instead of? "

One of the blow up ones my friend said she will get me

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"It is floro it is

Im touching myself

Will you be taking any pics?

I have one on my phone now ... do you want to see it

Explain it first. I know you, you're sneaky

In an open forum ?? are you sure??

Im not sure anyone else would be - people think Im quite the prudish frigid ice queen bitch

It's your chance to shatter the illusion

Dare I do that ... dare I ..."

Nah best not it will be too far fetched

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It is floro it is

Im touching myself

Will you be taking any pics?

I have one on my phone now ... do you want to see it

Explain it first. I know you, you're sneaky

In an open forum ?? are you sure??

Im not sure anyone else would be - people think Im quite the prudish frigid ice queen bitch

It's your chance to shatter the illusion

Dare I do that ... dare I ...

Nah best not it will be too far fetched

Its the bloody truth ... you doubt me too often sir

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

I say you need to get out more

. You never know what Santa might bring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I say you need to get out more

. You never know what Santa might bring"

I don't get out .. thats why Im on here

Sheesh I thought everyone knew my story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A real man instead of?

One of the blow up ones my friend said she will get me

You don't want one of those - one little love bite and it'll fart and fly out the window. Very much like a real man apart from the flying out of the window bit

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"I say you need to get out more

. You never know what Santa might bring

I don't get out .. thats why Im on here

Sheesh I thought everyone knew my story "

And that why you need to get out more, you thought of volunteering somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I say you need to get out more

. You never know what Santa might bring

I don't get out .. thats why Im on here

Sheesh I thought everyone knew my story

And that why you need to get out more, you thought of volunteering somewhere"

I work ....

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"I say you need to get out more

. You never know what Santa might bring

I don't get out .. thats why Im on here

Sheesh I thought everyone knew my story

And that why you need to get out more, you thought of volunteering somewhere

I work ....

Lots of volunteers work too. Only a idea but it might open up a new circle of friends. It is no good being the nicest person around if no one outside your house knows

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I say you need to get out more

. You never know what Santa might bring

I don't get out .. thats why Im on here

Sheesh I thought everyone knew my story

And that why you need to get out more, you thought of volunteering somewhere

I work ....

Lots of volunteers work too. Only a idea but it might open up a new circle of friends. It is no good being the nicest person around if no one outside your house knows

I work full time .. I study ... Im a single mother

Give me more hours and Ill try that too ...

but thanks

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I would quite like a lot for Christmas (I can wish, eh?) but I'd like a man, or three or four, as well.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I say you need to get out more

. You never know what Santa might bring

I don't get out .. thats why Im on here

Sheesh I thought everyone knew my story

And that why you need to get out more, you thought of volunteering somewhere"

I think she's looking for a shag, not a boyfriend!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would quite like a lot for Christmas (I can wish, eh?) but I'd like a man, or three or four, as well.

Id settle for one !!! hahaha good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont want a lot for xmas .....and it all works out well cuz i dont get a lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dont want a lot for xmas .....and it all works out well cuz i dont get a lot

Me either ...

But I also remember the time I had nowhere to sleep too so Im better than I used to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always hear Mariah sing that verse as

'I don't want a lot for Christmas

I won't even ask for snow

I just want to have you in me

Underneath the mistletoe'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always hear Mariah sing that verse as

'I don't want a lot for Christmas

I won't even ask for snow

I just want to have you in me

Underneath the mistletoe'

Do you think if I sing this to someone it will come true .. I have some plastic mistletoe somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont want a lot for xmas .....and it all works out well cuz i dont get a lot

Me either ...

But I also remember the time I had nowhere to sleep too so Im better than I used to be

Always someone worse off eh , so consider myself lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always hear Mariah sing that verse as

'I don't want a lot for Christmas

I won't even ask for snow

I just want to have you in me

Underneath the mistletoe'

Do you think if I sing this to someone it will come true .. I have some plastic mistletoe somewhere "

Possibly, but you'd be better off hanging the mistletoe up, holding it aloft for the entirety of the love making would probably be tiring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dont want a lot for xmas .....and it all works out well cuz i dont get a lot

Me either ...

But I also remember the time I had nowhere to sleep too so Im better than I used to be

Always someone worse off eh , so consider myself lucky

Its hard but yes ... thats what I think of when I get a down moment xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always hear Mariah sing that verse as

'I don't want a lot for Christmas

I won't even ask for snow

I just want to have you in me

Underneath the mistletoe'

Do you think if I sing this to someone it will come true .. I have some plastic mistletoe somewhere

Possibly, but you'd be better off hanging the mistletoe up, holding it aloft for the entirety of the love making would probably be tiring

Ah true ... thanks for top tip

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I had a stirring whilst looking at a gents profile

I shall entice him with mistletoe and cakes

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"I say you need to get out more

. You never know what Santa might bring

I don't get out .. thats why Im on here

Sheesh I thought everyone knew my story

And that why you need to get out more, you thought of volunteering somewhere

I work ....

Lots of volunteers work too. Only a idea but it might open up a new circle of friends. It is no good being the nicest person around if no one outside your house knows

I work full time .. I study ... Im a single mother

Give me more hours and Ill try that too ...

but thanks"

Well ok, you be saying you need to sleep next, sounds like you got no time for anyone

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I would quite like a lot for Christmas (I can wish, eh?) but I'd like a man, or three or four, as well.

Id settle for one !!! hahaha good luck

I suspect I'll need it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you need a man?

Last time I needed a man I was putting a wardrobe together and needed someone to hold the panel for me. I leaned it against the wall instead... job done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why would you need a man?

Last time I needed a man I was putting a wardrobe together and needed someone to hold the panel for me. I leaned it against the wall instead... job done.

Well I thought his cock would be useful. . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a stirring whilst looking at a gents profile

I shall entice him with mistletoe and cakes "

Mistletoe and cakes?????????

I'm yours! X x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it open boxing day??

happy meal it is and u get a surprise then inside your box if ya good girl!

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