FabSwingers.com forum: the "thoughts that don't deserve there own thread" thread

By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

ever wanted to say something... but know it is fairly specific and wont really take off....

well this is the thread for you... lol hopefully...

so... random thoughts a plenty post them here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bullshit wankheads saying crap

That never really takes off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have seen giant turkeys shooting lasers out of their eyes in a car park !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do I dream such filthy erotic dreams

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

im keeping my thought to myself just in case lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now I have itchy fingers....

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i'll start.....

I am fairly certain that there is a star wars fan in the design department of nissan... because the nissan qashqai looks like a stormtroopers helmet.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just seen a horible article in the daily mail about chinese angora rabbit farms that are plucked alive for angora jumpers, there is a picture of a little rabbit sitting in a cage looking so sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just seen a horible article in the daily mail about chinese angora rabbit farms that are plucked alive for angora jumpers, there is a picture of a little rabbit sitting in a cage looking so sad."

It also says they are kept in tiny filthy cages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive just eaten a pot noodle sandwich.. was so wrong but oh so right lol

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I'm thinking my eyes need testing....either that or there's twenty threads with the same title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using my new double USB power socket

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Are some men morning, daytime or evening/night only sex people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Day 23 of the Sox Movember challange,,,,,

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have to go out shortly but don't want yo put a bra on. How many layers do I have to wear before it won't show?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/11/13 13:36:03]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'll start.....

I am fairly certain that there is a star wars fan in the design department of nissan... because the nissan qashqai looks like a stormtroopers helmet.....

I have the 360 , so I guess im a bit of a helmet

Re-edited due to shit spelling !

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"I have to go out shortly but don't want yo put a bra on. How many layers do I have to wear before it won't show?"

Sounds like a job for Sydney's research department

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seperate toilets for Thyroids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefab Sprout's album "Swoon"....need to play it again

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Who decided to put the Rugby League finals on at the same time as the Rugby Union Autumn stuff?

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

London

"Why do I dream such filthy erotic dreams

Nice arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to go out shortly but don't want yo put a bra on. How many layers do I have to wear before it won't show?"

Depends on how big your boobs are!!

I've gone out in a t-shirt & hoodie before, just make sure you don't need to run anywhere lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'll start.....

I am fairly certain that there is a star wars fan in the design department of nissan... because the nissan qashqai looks like a stormtroopers helmet.....

pmsl...i see that too!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ramsden Gnomefumbler!!!!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I lost a beautiful pair of leather gloves yesterday with a fur cuff (fake), the leather was as soft as butter and they looked so nice, my brother sent them to me from Japan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to go out shortly but don't want yo put a bra on. How many layers do I have to wear before it won't show?"

Peanut Smugglin should be encouraged in all weather , particularly the colder darker months of winter , a thin well worn light grey tee-shirt should be worn over tight leggins ( optional camel toe ) .

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have to go out shortly but don't want yo put a bra on. How many layers do I have to wear before it won't show?

The answer is three chunky ones and then I look like the Michelin Man. No camel toe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I took my underpants off ....

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I bought a new winter hat today and am so in love with it. It matches my coat perfectly and it made me think of my grandma as she was a milliner. So that made me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ever wanted to say something... but know it is fairly specific and wont really take off....

I rarely start threads, but when I do, I couldn't give two shits if it does take off or not.

I'll post what I want, If I want to post a thread I will, no one here has that much influence on me believe me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it acceptable to call Affinion international head office 3 times a day to spam them like they have spammed me all week...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to go out shortly but don't want yo put a bra on. How many layers do I have to wear before it won't show?"

Depends if uv fried eggs or melons!

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

"I have to go out shortly but don't want yo put a bra on. How many layers do I have to wear before it won't show?

Depends if uv fried eggs or melons!"

Love it lol

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

You know you are in for the night when your bra comes off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Day 23 of the Sox Movember challange,,,,,

Do u do updated daily pics? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Day 23 of the Sox Movember challange,,,,,

Do u do updated daily pics? Lol

Minxie it's got seriously beyond bushy,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Day 23 of the Sox Movember challange,,,,,

Do u do updated daily pics? Lol

Minxie it's got seriously beyond bushy,,,

Show me lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have to go out shortly but don't want yo put a bra on. How many layers do I have to wear before it won't show?

Depends if uv fried eggs or melons!"

They are dinosaur eggs.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I have a fuck buddy coming over later and I felt the need to mop the kitchen floor so the house is fit for visitors.

FFS he won't care about my kitchen floor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a fuck buddy coming over later and I felt the need to mop the kitchen floor so the house is fit for visitors.

FFS he won't care about my kitchen floor!

More interest will be being paid to your pelvic floors

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Rate the poster 4+91-3/6 above you. Smile, grimace or slap?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have a fuck buddy coming over later and I felt the need to mop the kitchen floor so the house is fit for visitors.

FFS he won't care about my kitchen floor!

He will if you roll around on the floor and end up stuck to some jam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a fuck buddy coming over later and I felt the need to mop the kitchen floor so the house is fit for visitors.

FFS he won't care about my kitchen floor!

I do similar, give the place a spring clean

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I have a fuck buddy coming over later and I felt the need to mop the kitchen floor so the house is fit for visitors.

FFS he won't care about my kitchen floor!

He will if you roll around on the floor and end up stuck to some jam."

The kitchen's not big enough for that!

I think it's more of a female thing. Obvs you make sure the bed linen is clean, close all drawers, tidy up a bit and throw the vac around but mopping the kitchen floor is more than is needed.

Oh and I wiped down the cupboard doors as well...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Observation: some people really need to get a life.

Observation 2: I say really too much.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"ive just eaten a pot noodle sandwich.. was so wrong but oh so right lol"

Chicken and mushroom flavour with extra soy sauce !!! Nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive just eaten a pot noodle sandwich.. was so wrong but oh so right lol

Chicken and mushroom flavour with extra soy sauce !!! Nom nom"

Has to be a chicken and mushroom pot noodle and mayonnaise sandwich...

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

London

"I have a fuck buddy coming over later and I felt the need to mop the kitchen floor so the house is fit for visitors.

FFS he won't care about my kitchen floor!

He will if you roll around on the floor and end up stuck to some jam.

The kitchen's not big enough for that!

I think it's more of a female thing. Obvs you make sure the bed linen is clean, close all drawers, tidy up a bit and throw the vac around but mopping the kitchen floor is more than is needed.

Oh and I wiped down the cupboard doors as well...

Like the presentation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ever wanted to say something... but know it is fairly specific and wont really take off....

I rarely start threads, but when I do, I couldn't give two shits if it does take off or not.

I'll post what I want, If I want to post a thread I will, no one here has that much influence on me believe me.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I really like the rotary drier Christmas tree on the Argos ad. I'd need a bigger room to make it work in my home though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just seen a horible article in the daily mail about chinese angora rabbit farms that are plucked alive for angora jumpers, there is a picture of a little rabbit sitting in a cage looking so sad.

It also says they are kept in tiny filthy cages."

the cages have wire floors so droppings drop out and keeps their fur clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got itchy feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a fuck buddy coming over later and I felt the need to mop the kitchen floor so the house is fit for visitors.

FFS he won't care about my kitchen floor!

He will if you roll around on the floor and end up stuck to some jam.

The kitchen's not big enough for that!

I think it's more of a female thing. Obvs you make sure the bed linen is clean, close all drawers, tidy up a bit and throw the vac around but mopping the kitchen floor is more than is needed.

Oh and I wiped down the cupboard doors as well...

what a waste of time, just take some lightbulbs out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'll start.....

I am fairly certain that there is a star wars fan in the design department of nissan... because the nissan qashqai looks like a stormtroopers helmet.....

doesn't it just!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How do you pronounce advertisement?

Advert IS ment or Adver TIZE ment?

Why when it is spelt nuclear do people say nucular?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ad VERT isment.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The 24 hour clock never gets to 24.

You get to start at zero every day on the 24 hour clock.

The word cenotaph contains the word atone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does every country have there own version / variation of a dumpling?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Anyone notice on Phil Spencer: Secret Agent that he always uses a double entendre at some point?

I thought I was imagining it but after he was showing off his gardening skills with the quip "I'm going to tackle the bush as I like a well trimmed bush" in one episode, in another in a bedroom with damp he said "no one wants a damp patch: especially in the bedroom". But it was the "I'm partial to sticky fingers, but not this kind" comment he made in a dirty kitchen that clinched it for me!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Why does an apostrophe in a word (not after) denote something missing or something possessed?

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Why when I desperately wanted a lie in am I woken up by someone screaming on a kids tv programme at 7 something on the first day of my Christmas time off.

My bedroom door was pulled too but why on earth does the sound of screaming bloody wake me up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many words in the English language have mutated to mean something else more than twice?

Wicked

Bad ect

The only one I can think of is "gay"

Happy-homosexual-rubbish rightly or wrongly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just seen a horible article in the daily mail about chinese angora rabbit farms that are plucked alive for angora jumpers, there is a picture of a little rabbit sitting in a cage looking so sad.

It also says they are kept in tiny filthy cages."

They also had a sound clip on a radio news channel and the rabbits were actually screaming was so sad I never knew rabbits could make such a noise. Has put me of Angora jumpers

MissD

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I like this:

Having given an interview on ABC television, Spike was not kicked out before the next segment started. Bad mistake... Fantastic! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eUSdL8bqJc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ever wanted to say something... but know it is fairly specific and wont really take off....

well this is the thread for you... lol hopefully...

so... random thoughts a plenty post them here...."

OK. Here is my contribution. As a rule, when something rises in temperature, it expands. When an objects temperature decreases, it contracts/becomes smaller.

Why therefore, does water expand when frozen ? Also, this fact surely disproves that the sea levels would rise if the polar ice caps melted ?

Well that was my random thought for the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'll start.....

I am fairly certain that there is a star wars fan in the design department of nissan... because the nissan qashqai looks like a stormtroopers helmet.....

Oh I say !! I have never been that close to a storm trooper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just seen a horible article in the daily mail about chinese angora rabbit farms that are plucked alive for angora jumpers, there is a picture of a little rabbit sitting in a cage looking so sad.

It also says they are kept in tiny filthy cages."

They have been accused of doing the same with dogs, and I have seen footage of them skinning dogs when they are still alive. Bastards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eggnog why?

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford

The pheasant has no agenda. That is all.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"I have to go out shortly but don't want yo put a bra on. How many layers do I have to wear before it won't show?"

Depends on ambient temperatures and whether you've had something hot inside you before setting out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is why do peeps always leave present-buying till the last minute, when Christmas/birthday/anniversary/whatever only comes once a year at the same time every year?!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Anyone notice on Phil Spencer: Secret Agent that he always uses a double entendre at some point?

Probably a build upof sheer lust after working with Kirstie for many years..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Cliff, ffs just retire please..

pretty please even..

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"ever wanted to say something... but know it is fairly specific and wont really take off....

well this is the thread for you... lol hopefully...

so... random thoughts a plenty post them here....

OK. Here is my contribution. As a rule, when something rises in temperature, it expands. When an objects temperature decreases, it contracts/becomes smaller.

Why therefore, does water expand when frozen ? Also, this fact surely disproves that the sea levels would rise if the polar ice caps melted ?

Well that was my random thought for the day.

As water turns to ice the crystalline structure formed takes up more space than the liquid so it expands.

If the Icecaps melt a considerable amount of the ice is above sea level thus causing levels overall to rise. A very small rise in sea level will have a very large effect on existing coastlines.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"How do you pronounce advertisement?

Advert IS ment or Adver TIZE ment?

Why when it is spelt nuclear do people say nucular?

Advert IS ment

Usually because they are buffoons or American or both

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Do people drinking the glittery for Christmas J2O pee glittery pee or poo glittery poo?

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"Do people drinking the glittery for Christmas J2O pee glittery pee or poo glittery poo?"

I'm guessing poo but that's as far down the investigative trail as I'm prepared to go

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Do people drinking the glittery for Christmas J2O pee glittery pee or poo glittery poo?

I'm guessing poo but that's as far down the investigative trail as I'm prepared to go"

It is too sugary for me and I wouldn't investigate anyone else's but I thought I would ask just in case anyone has the answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who decided what words would be used ie as in sky for sky, red is red etc

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Who decided what words would be used ie as in sky for sky, red is red etc

I guess after many years of calling everything 'ugg' it got confusing so someone made a different sound for sky and before they knew it it was fashionable to use the new sound. Much as the sound 'reem' is suddenly being used by people around me.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"Who decided what words would be used ie as in sky for sky, red is red etc

Evolution of linguistics eh. My kids use the word reem a lot. I find is slightly disturbing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who decided what words would be used ie as in sky for sky, red is red etc

Anyone uses the word Reem near me is more than likely going to get chinned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who decided what words would be used ie as in sky for sky, red is red etc

Hmmmm it must have been a bloody long grunt (ugg) grunt to come up with Antidisistablishmentariumism

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Who decided what words would be used ie as in sky for sky, red is red etc

Hmmmm it must have been a bloody long grunt (ugg) grunt to come up with Antidisistablishmentariumism

That's the linguistic evolution thing. Once you have the grunt for anti and the one for establishment then you just add the other grunts agreed for pre and suffixes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who decided what words would be used ie as in sky for sky, red is red etc

Hmmmm it must have been a bloody long grunt (ugg) grunt to come up with Antidisistablishmentariumism

That's the linguistic evolution thing. Once you have the grunt for anti and the one for establishment then you just add the other grunts agreed for pre and suffixes.

Hmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like this:

Having given an interview on ABC television, Spike was not kicked out before the next segment started. Bad mistake... Fantastic! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eUSdL8bqJc"

Bliss! I shamelessly nicked that link

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Considering getting a cuisinart soupmaker but don't know if it's worth it!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Considering getting a cuisinart soupmaker but don't know if it's worth it!"

Only if it washes up too.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"Considering getting a cuisinart soupmaker but don't know if it's worth it!"

Personally I would stick with a big pan and a hand blender. If you already have those you're sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Considering getting a cuisinart soupmaker but don't know if it's worth it!

Personally I would stick with a big pan and a hand blender. If you already have those you're sorted. "

Big pan and masher do it for me. Can make it as fine or coarse as I want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aldi having a sale....

£1 for duck spring rolls and filo prawns.........

Now i know all you party goers and givers wanted to know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just thought of chips and curry sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just thought of chips and curry sauce

spooky.............i had curried bugger and chips yesterday

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"I've just thought of chips and curry sauce

spooky.............i had curried bugger and chips yesterday

Ouch!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just thought of chips and curry sauce

spooky.............i had curried bugger and chips yesterday

Ouch!!!!

"curried bugger" ...........

my dad always said to my mom........."what shall we do with the rest of the turkey" ? she always said" curry the bugger" ..........hence the name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a fuck buddy coming over later and I felt the need to mop the kitchen floor so the house is fit for visitors.

FFS he won't care about my kitchen floor!

He will if you roll around on the floor and end up stuck to some jam."

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