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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Wave your willy or tap your tits

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

ouch lol

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

drop your knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulling my fits;-p morning miss cheeky

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Pulling my fits;-p morning miss cheeky

Morning lovely just thought I'd bring a ray of happiness into the forums this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pulling my fits;-p morning miss cheeky

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damm phone lol

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester

No sure bout that in tescos lol x

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"drop your knickers

Just because I'm a Fat bird don't mean I'm easy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clap my hands !

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Clap my hands !

This is fab you know I mean come on we have to talk about sex...

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"drop your knickers

Just because I'm a Fat bird don't mean I'm easy...

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theres no way i think your easy

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"drop your knickers

Just because I'm a Fat bird don't mean I'm easy...

theres no way i think your easy

Lol bless you it was a tongue in cheek reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wave your willy or tap your tits

Bit awkward at the mo.Im in Tesco!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Wave your willy or tap your tits

Bit awkward at the mo.Im in Tesco!

Scratch your fanny then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im doing a booby bounce right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wave your willy or tap your tits

Yaaayyy...!!! I'm so happy, I could tap ya tits with me willy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wave your willy or tap your tits

Bit awkward at the mo.Im in Tesco!

Scratch your fanny then

Lol!Im not itching at the mo (not that I itch on a regular basis!oops)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could we not just clap our hands?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too cold to wave my willy lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Wave your willy or tap your tits

Bit awkward at the mo.Im in Tesco!

Scratch your fanny then

Lol!Im not itching at the mo (not that I itch on a regular basis!oops)"

Oh I see you have vagisil in your trolley

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Could we not just clap our hands?

You can as you are in tescos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just about to jump into the shower so I'll lather mine up instead

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Im doing a booby bounce right now

What a fine pair you have....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This xmas I'm going to emulate David Blaine...

He has never done this before. I'm going to dip my dick in snow and see how long I can leave it in there for...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wave your willy or tap your tits

Bit awkward at the mo.Im in Tesco!

Scratch your fanny then

Lol!Im not itching at the mo (not that I itch on a regular basis!oops)

Oh I see you have vagisil in your trolley

Oh God!Are you stalking me?HELP!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"This xmas I'm going to emulate David Blaine...

He has never done this before. I'm going to dip my dick in snow and see how long I can leave it in there for...

Oh that I have to see.....where I would would be standing would turn yellow where I am pissing myself with laughter as you dip your willy in snow

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Wave your willy or tap your tits

Bit awkward at the mo.Im in Tesco!

Scratch your fanny then

Lol!Im not itching at the mo (not that I itch on a regular basis!oops)

Oh I see you have vagisil in your trolley

Oh God!Are you stalking me?HELP!

Put that second bottle of vodka down...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This xmas I'm going to emulate David Blaine...

He has never done this before. I'm going to dip my dick in snow and see how long I can leave it in there for...

Oh that I have to see.....where I would would be standing would turn yellow where I am pissing myself with laughter as you dip your willy in snow

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"drop your knickers

Just because I'm a Fat bird don't mean I'm easy...

theres no way i think your easy

Lol bless you it was a tongue in cheek reply

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oh good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clap my hands !

This is fab you know I mean come on we have to talk about sex...

Sex and the clap? I learnt all about that @ School

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This xmas I'm going to emulate David Blaine...

He has never done this before. I'm going to dip my dick in snow and see how long I can leave it in there for...

Will you be inviting people to drive golf balls at you to maximise the drama ?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"This xmas I'm going to emulate David Blaine...

He has never done this before. I'm going to dip my dick in snow and see how long I can leave it in there for...

Will you be inviting people to drive golf balls at you to maximise the drama ?

I get you would be first in line

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"This xmas I'm going to emulate David Blaine...

He has never done this before. I'm going to dip my dick in snow and see how long I can leave it in there for...

Will you be inviting people to drive golf balls at you to maximise the drama ?

I get you would be first in line

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i play a bit of golf

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Clap my hands !

I can clap me flaps when I do star jumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe I actually just did that

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Clap my hands !

I can clap me flaps when I do star jumps

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Clap my hands !

I can clap me flaps when I do star jumps

Why are you embarrassed?? Their my flaps lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clap my hands !

I can clap me flaps when I do star jumps

Why are you embarrassed?? Their my flaps lol

If you're flaps are that talented praps you could fire the golf balls Ting Tong style ?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Clap my hands !

I can clap me flaps when I do star jumps

Why are you embarrassed?? Their my flaps lol

If you're flaps are that talented praps you could fire the golf balls Ting Tong style ?

Bowling balls

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over a year ago

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I've tied some baubles to mine and done an excited dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not too bad I guess

I don't want to tap my bosoms too hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry cant, my cats nearby

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