FabSwingers.com forum: Never assume....

By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

His request approved, the Fox News photographer quickly used a cell phone

to call the local airport to charter a flight.

He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.

He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the

valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the

hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.

'Because I'm a photographer for CNN news, he responded, 'and I need to get

some close up shots.'

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So,

what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'