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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Got sent to the garage to check out my boiler make and model .... so being really dutiful and needing my advise I did as I was told ... opened the roll up door and a bloody speaker fell on my foot from a great height ............. am now injured!!!! DO NOT laugh anyone

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

You want someone to kiss it better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear Chaos and mayhem is your middle name lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Whose speaker was it, why was it a great height and who put it there?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Who put a speaker above the door? It sounds like Wile E. Coyote thinks you are the Road Runner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes not funny at all

well i kiss it better put you feet up and i get a coffee as well.

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford


"Who put a speaker above the door? It sounds like Wile E. Coyote thinks you are the Road Runner.

"

And made by ACME.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

when i find who stacked an unwanted speaker (big one) in the garage in a precarious position and booby trapped the door I will deal with them .............. all I can say is my foot is throbbing and I am not sure thats the part of bodies that should throb

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes not funny at all

well i kiss it better put you feet up and i get a coffee as well. "

hold on I am the injured party here why do u get the coffee ..??? lol

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"when i find who stacked an unwanted speaker (big one) in the garage in a precarious position and booby trapped the door I will deal with them .............. all I can say is my foot is throbbing and I am not sure thats the part of bodies that should throb "

Wasn't one from Parliament, they got rid of one not that long ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"when i find who stacked an unwanted speaker (big one) in the garage in a precarious position and booby trapped the door I will deal with them .............. all I can say is my foot is throbbing and I am not sure thats the part of bodies that should throb

Wasn't one from Parliament, they got rid of one not that long ago"

this had a solid casing round it and never uttered any words when it landed ... it was me that did !!!! lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Poor Minxie!

A real life Warner Brothers cartoon every day.

xxx

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Relax, chill and put your feet up....

Let it throb for a little while .................then rub some oil on it nice and slowly, you'll know its a lot better when the throbbing subsides and it returns to its normal size ........................

See ..........................now you know .....

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

I'm sorry but I'm still a relative newbie to posting ....but I realy don't do feet. So I'm sorry but I can't kiss it better.

Now if you'd like to return to the garage and try again ..... lol

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"when i find who stacked an unwanted speaker (big one) in the garage in a precarious position and booby trapped the door I will deal with them .............. all I can say is my foot is throbbing and I am not sure thats the part of bodies that should throb

Wasn't one from Parliament, they got rid of one not that long ago

this had a solid casing round it and never uttered any words when it landed ... it was me that did !!!! lol "

You need a throbbing transference technique, it's all to do with manipulation of certain parts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"when i find who stacked an unwanted speaker (big one) in the garage in a precarious position and booby trapped the door I will deal with them .............. all I can say is my foot is throbbing and I am not sure thats the part of bodies that should throb

Wasn't one from Parliament, they got rid of one not that long ago

this had a solid casing round it and never uttered any words when it landed ... it was me that did !!!! lol

You need a throbbing transference technique, it's all to do with manipulation of certain parts. "

now this has made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sorry but I'm still a relative newbie to posting ....but I realy don't do feet. So I'm sorry but I can't kiss it better.

Now if you'd like to return to the garage and try again ..... lol"

harsh!!!! lol it wont fall down now cos I put it away properly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Poor Minxie!

A real life Warner Brothers cartoon every day.

xxx"

I liked the first and third line Funky not the middle one lol

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Can't blame a guy for trying! !

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Hopefully the speaker is still intact , shame to damage such a good bit of kit !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't blame a guy for trying! ! "

oh I know about those type of guys!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hopefully the speaker is still intact , shame to damage such a good bit of kit !!"

I think you might need to come and check it over as a second opinion would be of use

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"when i find who stacked an unwanted speaker (big one) in the garage in a precarious position and booby trapped the door I will deal with them .............. all I can say is my foot is throbbing and I am not sure thats the part of bodies that should throb

Wasn't one from Parliament, they got rid of one not that long ago

this had a solid casing round it and never uttered any words when it landed ... it was me that did !!!! lol

You need a throbbing transference technique, it's all to do with manipulation of certain parts.

now this has made me giggle "

Must have been manipulating the wrong part - ho hum

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford


"Can't blame a guy for trying! !

oh I know about those type of guys!!!! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"when i find who stacked an unwanted speaker (big one) in the garage in a precarious position and booby trapped the door I will deal with them .............. all I can say is my foot is throbbing and I am not sure thats the part of bodies that should throb

Wasn't one from Parliament, they got rid of one not that long ago

this had a solid casing round it and never uttered any words when it landed ... it was me that did !!!! lol

You need a throbbing transference technique, it's all to do with manipulation of certain parts.

now this has made me giggle

Must have been manipulating the wrong part - ho hum

"

I deffo felt a shift in something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only you minx, only you.

Hope it feels better soon. Wouls offer a foot rub but I bloody hate feet.

Did you seey mojo in your garage ive temporarily misplaced it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only you minx, only you.

Hope it feels better soon. Wouls offer a foot rub but I bloody hate feet.

Did you seey mojo in your garage ive temporarily misplaced it "

fuck ........ the speaker never jumped your mojo might have pushed it ...

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"when i find who stacked an unwanted speaker (big one) in the garage in a precarious position and booby trapped the door I will deal with them .............. all I can say is my foot is throbbing and I am not sure thats the part of bodies that should throb

Wasn't one from Parliament, they got rid of one not that long ago

this had a solid casing round it and never uttered any words when it landed ... it was me that did !!!! lol

You need a throbbing transference technique, it's all to do with manipulation of certain parts.

now this has made me giggle

Must have been manipulating the wrong part - ho hum

I deffo felt a shift in something "

(Swallows) So did I

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"when i find who stacked an unwanted speaker (big one) in the garage in a precarious position and booby trapped the door I will deal with them .............. all I can say is my foot is throbbing and I am not sure thats the part of bodies that should throb

Wasn't one from Parliament, they got rid of one not that long ago

this had a solid casing round it and never uttered any words when it landed ... it was me that did !!!! lol

You need a throbbing transference technique, it's all to do with manipulation of certain parts.

now this has made me giggle

Must have been manipulating the wrong part - ho hum

I deffo felt a shift in something

(Swallows) So did I "

ooooooooooo errrrrrrrrrr ooooooooooooooops

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Got sent to the garage to check out my boiler make and model .... so being really dutiful and needing my advise I did as I was told ... opened the roll up door and a bloody speaker fell on my foot from a great height ............. am now injured!!!! DO NOT laugh anyone "

Where there's a blaim there's a claim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got sent to the garage to check out my boiler make and model .... so being really dutiful and needing my advise I did as I was told ... opened the roll up door and a bloody speaker fell on my foot from a great height ............. am now injured!!!! DO NOT laugh anyone

Where there's a blaim there's a claim. "

so what do I claim of Sexycouple548 then?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"when i find who stacked an unwanted speaker (big one) in the garage in a precarious position and booby trapped the door I will deal with them .............. all I can say is my foot is throbbing and I am not sure thats the part of bodies that should throb

Wasn't one from Parliament, they got rid of one not that long ago

this had a solid casing round it and never uttered any words when it landed ... it was me that did !!!! lol

You need a throbbing transference technique, it's all to do with manipulation of certain parts.

now this has made me giggle

Must have been manipulating the wrong part - ho hum

I deffo felt a shift in something

(Swallows) So did I

ooooooooooo errrrrrrrrrr ooooooooooooooops "

Slipped up again

(Or words to that effect)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"when i find who stacked an unwanted speaker (big one) in the garage in a precarious position and booby trapped the door I will deal with them .............. all I can say is my foot is throbbing and I am not sure thats the part of bodies that should throb

Wasn't one from Parliament, they got rid of one not that long ago

this had a solid casing round it and never uttered any words when it landed ... it was me that did !!!! lol

You need a throbbing transference technique, it's all to do with manipulation of certain parts.

now this has made me giggle

Must have been manipulating the wrong part - ho hum

I deffo felt a shift in something

(Swallows) So did I

ooooooooooo errrrrrrrrrr ooooooooooooooops

Slipped up again

(Or words to that effect)

"

oh god my cuppa went everywhere lol

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"when i find who stacked an unwanted speaker (big one) in the garage in a precarious position and booby trapped the door I will deal with them .............. all I can say is my foot is throbbing and I am not sure thats the part of bodies that should throb

Wasn't one from Parliament, they got rid of one not that long ago

this had a solid casing round it and never uttered any words when it landed ... it was me that did !!!! lol

You need a throbbing transference technique, it's all to do with manipulation of certain parts.

now this has made me giggle

Must have been manipulating the wrong part - ho hum

I deffo felt a shift in something

(Swallows) So did I

ooooooooooo errrrrrrrrrr ooooooooooooooops

Slipped up again

(Or words to that effect)

oh god my cuppa went everywhere lol "

Never tried that, do you use the whole cup?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Minxie,are you related to laurel,or hardy.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Minxie would it be rude to ask if your woofer and tweeter are ok..

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

minxy I hope it feels better soon hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got sent to the garage to check out my boiler make and model .... so being really dutiful and needing my advise I did as I was told ... opened the roll up door and a bloody speaker fell on my foot from a great height ............. am now injured!!!! DO NOT laugh anyone

Where there's a blaim there's a claim.

so what do I claim of Sexycouple548 then? "

Still got black rock cocks

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