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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I know it is away from fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know it is away from fab. "

please explain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we ask a silly question?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I know it is away from fab.

please explain "
Why ask someone if they want a receipt for a pair of shoes...OF COURSE I WANT A FUCKING RECEIPT!and a bag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know it is away from fab.

please explain Why ask someone if they want a receipt for a pair of shoes...OF COURSE I WANT A FUCKING RECEIPT!and a bag! "

the question is do you really need another pair of shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know it is away from fab.

please explain Why ask someone if they want a receipt for a pair of shoes...OF COURSE I WANT A FUCKING RECEIPT!and a bag! "

Do you want two shoes, or just the one?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"I know it is away from fab.

please explain Why ask someone if they want a receipt for a pair of shoes...OF COURSE I WANT A FUCKING RECEIPT!and a bag! "

Did you actually buy them?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

You know how they make Olive Oil? Thats by squeezing olives, right?

Well, how do they make Baby Oil?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I know it is away from fab.

please explain Why ask someone if they want a receipt for a pair of shoes...OF COURSE I WANT A FUCKING RECEIPT!and a bag!

the question is do you really need another pair of shoes "

Another silly question!!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I know it is away from fab.

please explain Why ask someone if they want a receipt for a pair of shoes...OF COURSE I WANT A FUCKING RECEIPT!and a bag!

Do you want two shoes, or just the one? "

A left and a right or two lefts or two rights?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they my Crimbo pressie ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why dont fancy a fuck messages work?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

On fab it seems to be post nonsense day.

Same as usual then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe they are mine!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why dont fancy a fuck messages work? "

They do when I send them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know it is away from fab.

please explain Why ask someone if they want a receipt for a pair of shoes...OF COURSE I WANT A FUCKING RECEIPT!and a bag!

the question is do you really need another pair of shoes

Another silly question!!! "

well spotted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On fab it seems to be post nonsense day.

Same as usual then."

hold on I haven't started a thread YET!!! but have a burning question for someone - cept mine is a really I need a sensible answer type of question lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I had 4 pairs of shoes arrive this morning. The pair I've tried on so far may be a smidgen too small I bought the largest size they do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know it is away from fab. "

That's a silly question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had 4 pairs of shoes arrive this morning. The pair I've tried on so far may be a smidgen too small I bought the largest size they do "

buy shoes stretchers on the net .. very cheap and very effective and they do come in pairs not like years ago when u only got one ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had 4 pairs of shoes arrive this morning. The pair I've tried on so far may be a smidgen too small I bought the largest size they do "

the question is why you only have one pair of feet or do you walk on all fours

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Fabswingers Fact #1023

Every thread Femme makes can be either directly or indirectly related to shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OF COURSE I WANT A FUCKING RECEIPT!and a bag! "

Now when you say 'and a bag' do you mean a bag to put the shoes in, or you want a bag to go with the shoes ?

Or is that a silly question ?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I had 4 pairs of shoes arrive this morning. The pair I've tried on so far may be a smidgen too small I bought the largest size they do

the question is why you only have one pair of feet or do you walk on all fours "

They are all pretty and all different colours and I couldn't decide.

Anyway, as a fat chick I don't walk at all if I can help it. I just leave the door open so the supermarket delivery driver can bring the doughnut boxes within reach of the sofa

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"I had 4 pairs of shoes arrive this morning. The pair I've tried on so far may be a smidgen too small I bought the largest size they do

buy shoes stretchers on the net .. very cheap and very effective and they do come in pairs not like years ago when u only got one ... "

Can you get them for other things?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know it is away from fab.

please explain Why ask someone if they want a receipt for a pair of shoes...OF COURSE I WANT A FUCKING RECEIPT!and a bag! "

Why stop there.....why not a dress to accessorise the shoes and bag????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had 4 pairs of shoes arrive this morning. The pair I've tried on so far may be a smidgen too small I bought the largest size they do

the question is why you only have one pair of feet or do you walk on all fours

They are all pretty and all different colours and I couldn't decide.

Anyway, as a fat chick I don't walk at all if I can help it. I just leave the door open so the supermarket delivery driver can bring the doughnut boxes within reach of the sofa "

i love me doughnuts x

how do you eat yours

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"On fab it seems to be post nonsense day.

Same as usual then.

hold on I haven't started a thread YET!!! but have a burning question for someone - cept mine is a really I need a sensible answer type of question lol "

Guessing that's probably a question for me. Seeing as I seem to be the only sensible one here today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On fab it seems to be post nonsense day.

Same as usual then.

hold on I haven't started a thread YET!!! but have a burning question for someone - cept mine is a really I need a sensible answer type of question lol

Guessing that's probably a question for me. Seeing as I seem to be the only sensible one here today "

oooooooooooooo do u do central heating programmer questions then and would u answer on my thread !!!! cos Femme might have my guts for garters otherwise lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know it is away from fab.

please explain Why ask someone if they want a receipt for a pair of shoes...OF COURSE I WANT A FUCKING RECEIPT!and a bag! "

What she was really saying was...

"This is the first pair of these hideous shoes we've sold in years are you sure you want to wear these in public .are you really sure you want proof you bought these? "

The short version is:

"Do you want a receipt? "...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I had 4 pairs of shoes arrive this morning. The pair I've tried on so far may be a smidgen too small I bought the largest size they do

the question is why you only have one pair of feet or do you walk on all fours

They are all pretty and all different colours and I couldn't decide.

Anyway, as a fat chick I don't walk at all if I can help it. I just leave the door open so the supermarket delivery driver can bring the doughnut boxes within reach of the sofa

i love me doughnuts x

how do you eat yours "

As quickly as possible. Then I lick the dripped jam off my fingers. And my nightie. And the carpet.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"On fab it seems to be post nonsense day.

Same as usual then.

hold on I haven't started a thread YET!!! but have a burning question for someone - cept mine is a really I need a sensible answer type of question lol

Guessing that's probably a question for me. Seeing as I seem to be the only sensible one here today

oooooooooooooo do u do central heating programmer questions then and would u answer on my thread !!!! cos Femme might have my guts for garters otherwise lol "

Nope sorry. Put another jumper on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way, - is it Friday already?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why dont fancy a fuck messages work?

They do when I send them "

lol okay the ones set by some men.

I never had one like from lady yet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had 4 pairs of shoes arrive this morning. The pair I've tried on so far may be a smidgen too small I bought the largest size they do

the question is why you only have one pair of feet or do you walk on all fours

They are all pretty and all different colours and I couldn't decide.

Anyway, as a fat chick I don't walk at all if I can help it. I just leave the door open so the supermarket delivery driver can bring the doughnut boxes within reach of the sofa

i love me doughnuts x

how do you eat yours

As quickly as possible. Then I lick the dripped jam off my fingers. And my nightie. And the carpet.

"

your such a temptress

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