FabSwingers.com forum: fishy jokes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ive haddock enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Theres something fishy going on i just cant place it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Theres some fin going on in the carp ark

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

your plaice or mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You seriously need to talk to salmon

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Where's the punch line? You need to scale these sorts of jokes back and fin-ish with them, you don't want to get caught out and get in too deep cos then you'll be hooked on them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ive been had in the net hook line and sinker lol

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By *arlock69Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

Two parrots standing on a pearch...one looks to the other and asks...Can you smell fish?.

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

What a load of pollacks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ive been reeled in again i think its just shellfish

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By *arlock69Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

Which fish is imfamous for killing prostitutes??...Jack the Kipper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

This Forum Fucking Stinks..

Apologies for swearing..

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By *arlock69Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

Oh My Cod!!!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

What do ya call a fish with no eye? A fsh!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

what fish can perform operations a sturgeon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ive been pondering on it and oh my cod u r so shellfish y did u have to musle in

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By *at2Couple
over a year ago

north Down

This isn't the plaice to cod about or have a whale of a time so stop acting the clown and talking cobblers .

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

God... This is bleak....

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

never ask a loan shark to lend you sick squid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Over and trout goodnight codbless x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God... This is bleak...."

Cod this is bleak you mean.

Make an effort

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

"God... This is bleak....

Cod this is bleak you mean.

Make an effort

You tell him !! - Dont Just Clam up on us .....

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By *ossnsecretaryCouple
over a year ago

Epsom

I don't want to mussel in but you seem to be floundering. We can all share there's no need to be shellfish. Don't be shy everyone can join on even those on the back roe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Eeal come aroud its not what u roe its who u roe

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

You are so shark you will cut yourself.

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

what did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

dam

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

"what did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

dam "

could you please repeat that? i couldn't hear you over my motorpike

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

(and sidecarp)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The owner of my local chippy was arrested last night apparently he'd been battering his wife

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By *arlock69Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

"The owner of my local chippy was arrested last night apparently he'd been battering his wife"

I was in that chippy and he tried to a salt me...

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Adam where's Eve?

Gone for a swim God

On no I didn't want the fish to smell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha this was a good read while in fishing

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By *bovethekneeCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire / Herefordshire

If you think of a better fish puns. Let minnow

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Oh my cod, you're all getting dab hands at this.

But dont incur the wrasse of the mods.

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By *arlock69Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

Some of these jokes are trout of order and we need to stop carping on about fish!!...

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By *atinbootsTV/TS
over a year ago

Market Rasen

Two fish in a tank: one says to the other, "I'll drive, you man the turret!!"

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