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Im going to hell - are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

With all these tv ads for the new serialised version of the bible - i thought I'd have a check and see how pissed off the old bearded fella will be with me when u get hit by the proverbial bus and see how many of the ten commandments i had left to break!

1. You shall not worship any other god but God.

Well - previously its been Giggsy, Scholes and Beckham. More recently Van Persie. Commandment broken!

2. You shall not make a graven image.

I used to have a picture of Eric Cantona in my downstairs loo and regularly prayed to it on a Saturday morning whilst on the throne! Commandment broken.

3. You shall not take the name of God in vain.

Oh my god! No brainer. Commandment Well and truly fucked!!

4. You shall not break the Sabbath.

I've played sport, worked, partied, shagged and shopped on a Sunday. Commandment broken.

5. You shall not dishonor your parents.

Shagging the GF in their bed when 16 and not changing the sheets probably breaks this one.

6. You shall not murder.

Do wasps count?

7. You shall not commit adultery

Technically - whilst waiting for the divorce to come through i suppose i broke this!

8. You shall not steal.

I confess! Sweets from the pic'n'mix as a kid. The odd 50p off my brothers bedside table. Pic ideas for my profile off tumblr!

9. You shall not commit perjury.

I may have told the odd fib in my life - usually for a good reason!

10. You shall not covet

Come on!!! Who hasn't 'covetted' the boss's salary, your mates flash car, your neighbours hot tub or that ugly fecker down the pubs stunning GF. Commandment out the window.

So totting up ny total ..... If wasps count then I've a full house of broken, shattered and mangled commandments and a guaranteed spot down below!

Still - I'll get a nice tan!

Anyone joining me?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I went to hell years ago

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

If wasps/spiders/daddy long legs count then I'm with you!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I went to hell years ago "

West Brom's not that bad!

Oh - hang on........

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i'll put a post up in the meets/events section for a social in hell - date tbc

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

what time does the bus leave??

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton


"With all these tv ads for the new serialised version of the bible - i thought I'd have a check and see how pissed off the old bearded fella will be with me when u get hit by the proverbial bus and see how many of the ten commandments i had left to break!

1. You shall not worship any other god but God.

Well - previously its been Giggsy, Scholes and Beckham. More recently Van Persie. Commandment broken!

2. You shall not make a graven image.

I used to have a picture of Eric Cantona in my downstairs loo and regularly prayed to it on a Saturday morning whilst on the throne! Commandment broken.

3. You shall not take the name of God in vain.

Oh my god! No brainer. Commandment Well and truly fucked!!

4. You shall not break the Sabbath.

I've played sport, worked, partied, shagged and shopped on a Sunday. Commandment broken.

5. You shall not dishonor your parents.

Shagging the GF in their bed when 16 and not changing the sheets probably breaks this one.

6. You shall not murder.

Do wasps count?

7. You shall not commit adultery

Technically - whilst waiting for the divorce to come through i suppose i broke this!

8. You shall not steal.

I confess! Sweets from the pic'n'mix as a kid. The odd 50p off my brothers bedside table. Pic ideas for my profile off tumblr!

9. You shall not commit perjury.

I may have told the odd fib in my life - usually for a good reason!

10. You shall not covet

Come on!!! Who hasn't 'covetted' the boss's salary, your mates flash car, your neighbours hot tub or that ugly fecker down the pubs stunning GF. Commandment out the window.

So totting up ny total ..... If wasps count then I've a full house of broken, shattered and mangled commandments and a guaranteed spot down below!

Still - I'll get a nice tan!

Anyone joining me? "

after the day I had at work today, thought I was already there lol.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

the devil dude is putting a padlock on to keep me out lol

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

I went to hell,but got kicked out for giving it a bad name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I was there yesterday at work. ffn bitch boss

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

The way I'm going on here of late all my past demeanours will be forgiven and I wont be allowed in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to hell years ago "

And me.in a handcart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The evidence against me is damming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not yet but working on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have sex out of wedlock as I'm not married, I swear elaborately, I masturbate and even fake the orgasm which makes it a sin, I hang out with sinners and I look other men's wives in the eye and all sorts of indescribable shit..

Ya I'm burning!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Gaia will welcome me back. Maybe Valhalla.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

1. Never worshipped ANY God 1/2

2. Did some naughty pencil sketches when younger and prayed to meet someone like that. 1

3. God allmighty too late on that one 1

4. Never had one restfull Sunday 1

5. Get frustrated with my mum but love her. Miss my dad. 0

6. Hmmmm loads of insects. 1/2

7. Is it adultery if my wife knows? 1/2

8. What even pens from work? 1

9. Ooops 1

10. Covetted the ass of loads of stuff 1

Total 7.5 out of 10 .... Best start getting aclimatised to heat

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"With all these tv ads for the new serialised version of the bible "

There will be a serialised version of the Bible? That will go on forever (longer than Corrie even). Are they going to show all that begatting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well at least I will be amoungst friends!

Apparently knowing gay people is enough!!! Since I've kissed a girl and more I'm sure I'm damned for eternity anyway haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hell is a very subjective term..I mean surely angels get bored of sitting around looking down playing harps etc...fuck that

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village


" .... 1. You shall not worship any other god but God.

Well - previously its been Giggsy, Scholes and Beckham. More recently Van Persie. Commandment broken! ...."

you deserve the depths of hell just for this!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it bothers you at all then just aak for forgiveness, that gets you into heaven.....but before you do, don't forget that the bible is Gods book. It's full of his/ her propoganda. Wait until you've heard Lucifers pitch, you never know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it bothers you at all then just aak for forgiveness, that gets you into heaven.....but before you do, don't forget that the bible is Gods book. It's full of his/ her propoganda. Wait until you've heard Lucifers pitch, you never know. "

or wait till uve felt his pitch...fork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it bothers you at all then just aak for forgiveness, that gets you into heaven.....but before you do, don't forget that the bible is Gods book. It's full of his/ her propoganda. Wait until you've heard Lucifers pitch, you never know. "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If it bothers you at all then just aak for forgiveness, that gets you into heaven.....but before you do, don't forget that the bible is Gods book. It's full of his/ her propoganda. Wait until you've heard Lucifers pitch, you never know. "

Not forgetting that God created Lucifer, the fallen angel. And as God created everything then he created Hell.

Repent now and you can pass through the eye of a needle.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"With all these tv ads for the new serialised version of the bible

There will be a serialised version of the Bible? That will go on forever (longer than Corrie even). Are they going to show all that begatting?

"

As long as there's some decent smiting. Very important, the smiting.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Hmmmm I've done plenty of things to qualify for hell. Then again I've done some things to redeem myself too.

On balance I'm probably still destined for hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I know that if there is a "Hell" .....it's gonna be one big party down there and I'm 100% sure I won't be alone ....

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By *irty_bhamMan
over a year ago

birmingham

I knew from an early age that hell was waiting for me. With that realisation came a freedom to enjoy myself to the best of my ability without it harming others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah shit!!! I've already got a fuxking tan! I'm coming out of there burnt.

....ah, it'd be worth it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im a buddhist , a believer in reincarnation , so Ill be coming back as hugh heffner the seccond and Im gonna shag my way back to hell again oops , i mean reincarnation times infinity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well as every branch of Christianity condemns every other religion to hell, stands to reason heaven is a empty and lonely place

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By *w best bitch xWoman
over a year ago

tranmere

ive booked my place downstairs hun, see ya there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to hell years ago

West Brom's not that bad!

Oh - hang on........ "

I'm defo NOT going if you are gonna be prancing round there in ya onesie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the words of AC/DC; Hell ain't a bad place to be-mainly because all the fun people are gonna be there with me.

When I was a kid I once used a page from a Gideons bible to roll a fag with because I'd run out of papers. Not sure if that alone gets me into Hell but I've pretty much smashed the crap out of all the other commandments anyway...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"If it bothers you at all then just aak for forgiveness, that gets you into heaven.....but before you do, don't forget that the bible is Gods book. It's full of his/ her propoganda. Wait until you've heard Lucifers pitch, you never know.

Not forgetting that God created Lucifer, the fallen angel. And as God created everything then he created Hell.

Repent now and you can pass through the eye of a needle.

"

Or dance on the head or a pin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the dead body under the patio counts I'm with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely, taking the Catholic line, a few Hail Mary's and you're forgiven.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Surely, taking the Catholic line, a few Hail Mary's and you're forgiven."

You have to mean it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it bothers you at all then just aak for forgiveness, that gets you into heaven.....but before you do, don't forget that the bible is Gods book. It's full of his/ her propoganda. Wait until you've heard Lucifers pitch, you never know.

Not forgetting that God created Lucifer, the fallen angel. And as God created everything then he created Hell.

Repent now and you can pass through the eye of a needle.

"

is it not best to do the repenting after you have finished the breaking of the commandments or should one break some and then repent so one can do it all over again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely, taking the Catholic line, a few Hail Mary's and you're forgiven.

You have to mean it."

at the time or forever and a day? I think I need clarity on all of this so I can weigh up the options

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Surely, taking the Catholic line, a few Hail Mary's and you're forgiven.

You have to mean it.

at the time or forever and a day? I think I need clarity on all of this so I can weigh up the options "

Ideally you would mean it forever and a day. You could take the option my father went for which was to confess and repent on his deathbed. The only problem was that medical science then saved him at the eleventh hour. He has returned to sinning ready to confess and repent again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely, taking the Catholic line, a few Hail Mary's and you're forgiven.

You have to mean it.

at the time or forever and a day? I think I need clarity on all of this so I can weigh up the options

Ideally you would mean it forever and a day. You could take the option my father went for which was to confess and repent on his deathbed. The only problem was that medical science then saved him at the eleventh hour. He has returned to sinning ready to confess and repent again.

"

that possibly is the course of action I am considering

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