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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies if you could have a willy for one day,

Would you?

What would you do with it?

Yes I would!

And I would play with it all day

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Ladies if you could have a willy for one day,

Would you?

What would you do with it?

Yes I would!

And I would play with it all day

snap! All day! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would definitely have one for a day and again would play all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a decent size one, i'd show it up lots of mens arses sans lube, see how they fuckin like it

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I can lend you mine if you like. It's still in pretty good condition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell yes , Ide play with it all day and see how far I can shoot my piss

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Yes....

I would spend most of the day wanking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and I would play with it and wee over the loo seat

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Hell yes , Ide play with it all day and see how far I can shoot my piss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can lend you mine if you like. It's still in pretty good condition. "

That's a very kind offer!

Have you seen Dave recently?

I will hand it back in tip top condition for you

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I can lend you mine if you like. It's still in pretty good condition. "

Not very well used then!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Hell yes , Ide play with it all day and see how far I can shoot my piss

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I can lend you mine if you like. It's still in pretty good condition.

That's a very kind offer!

Have you seen Dave recently?

I will hand it back in tip top condition for you

Why, does he want a lend too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd all get blisters!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I can lend you mine if you like. It's still in pretty good condition.

Not very well used then!

Stop stalking me ya nutter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can lend you mine if you like. It's still in pretty good condition. "

It's detachable ?

Does that mean you have spares for any occasion, all sizes and colours?

I only share mine and would never loan it out

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"You'd all get blisters!!!

and bored..

probably after the 4th or 5th wank..

err I think..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to say if I had lady parts I wouldn't go out I'd have all sorts of things up me and I would change gear in my car without my hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'd all get blisters!!!

and bored..

probably after the 4th or 5th wank..

err I think..

I was going to say the same thing!

*allegedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the possibilities . . .

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I can lend you mine if you like. It's still in pretty good condition.

It's detachable ?

Does that mean you have spares for any occasion, all sizes and colours?

I only share mine and would never loan it out

I would obviously need to tag along in a supervisory capacity.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"If I had a decent size one, i'd show it up lots of mens arses sans lube, see how they fuckin like it

LOL, um????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies if you could have a willy for one day,

Would you?

What would you do with it?

Yes I would!

And I would play with it all day

For sure. It'd be a waste not to?!

I'd also have to keep touching and adjusting it if I had to pop to the shops?!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Erm any ladies wanting to play with a cock all day long PM me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be nice to be able to scratch myself in public for once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I had a decent size one, i'd show it up lots of mens arses sans lube, see how they fuckin like it

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Hilarious

love it ... can't stop laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm any ladies wanting to play with a cock all day long PM me."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I had a decent size one, i'd show it up lots of mens arses sans lube, see how they fuckin like it

Hilarious

love it ... can't stop laughing

you first then laughing boy - bend over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have ribs removed so I could suck it too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've sometimes wondered what it'd be like to have a vagina for a day instead of a penis - but why not have BOTH?!

Then we could all plug in and fuck ourselves - mind though, if nature had intended for that to happen guys penises would get erect backwards rather than to the front.

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By *roovychildMan
over a year ago

East Molesey

"If I had a decent size one, i'd show it up lots of mens arses sans lube, see how they fuckin like it

That's just spiteful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've sometimes wondered what it'd be like to have a vagina for a day instead of a penis - but why not have BOTH?!

Then we could all plug in and fuck ourselves - mind though, if nature had intended for that to happen guys penises would get erect backwards rather than to the front."

Where there's a will (y)....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll all go blind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've sometimes wondered what it'd be like to have a vagina for a day instead of a penis - but why not have BOTH?!

Then we could all plug in and fuck ourselves - mind though, if nature had intended for that to happen guys penises would get erect backwards rather than to the front.

Where there's a will (y)...."

Maybe, but I draw the line at cutting it off.

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

Apart from the obvious wanking, I'd also want to know what penetration felt like for a man so I'd be on the look out for a nice pussy..

Oh! I already am!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id love to toss myself off to the point where im about to cum then stop,, wait a while,, go for it again... then stop then just wank til im at the point of no return and see how far i can spunk..

might even be a devil create a 'tribute' pic and wipe my cock on the curtains

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I'd give it my best hand massage ever and it would last and last and last...then I'd find a lovely hot wet mouth to give it some attention.

Best of all will be to pee standing up and not wet my knickers doing so!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Rub it till it burns ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh come on I can't believe that not one of you would take a photo of it next to a can of lynx Africa or a sky remote. You girls just don't know what it's like to have one of these bad boys! Photos next to inanimate objects is a must

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would also put lots of cock shots up!!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Oh come on I can't believe that not one of you would take a photo of it next to a can of lynx Africa or a sky remote. You girls just don't know what it's like to have one of these bad boys! Photos next to inanimate objects is a must"

The 1.5L Coke bottle does it for me!!! I'm so shallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would also put lots of cock shots up!!

Reckon you'd be big enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would also put lots of cock shots up!!

Reckon you'd be big enough?

Actually that's a point - how big would your cocks be ladies?

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

9" + with good girth...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just looking for the remote , lynx can and any other measuring device

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id love to toss myself off to the point where im about to cum then stop,, wait a while,, go for it again... then stop then just wank til im at the point of no return and see how far i can spunk..

might even be a devil create a 'tribute' pic and wipe my cock on the curtains

Know a guy who used to do this before playing rugby made him much more aggressive sexually frustrated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would also put lots of cock shots up!!

Reckon you'd be big enough?

What's size got to do with cock shots Brian?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would also put lots of cock shots up!!

Reckon you'd be big enough?

What's size got to do with cock shots Brian? "

Didn't Tina Turner sing a song about that?

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By *S_PennyTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Hell yes , Ide play with it all day and see how far I can shoot my piss

It's not about how far it's about how high you can piss above the urinal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For sale

28yr old penis, circumcised, 8" in length and of undetermined circumference

Well used, one careful male owner.

Please message for details

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For sale

28yr old penis, circumcised, 8" in length and of undetermined circumference

Well used, one careful male owner.

Please message for details"

Will it come in a box with a shiny red bow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For sale

28yr old penis, circumcised, 8" in length and of undetermined circumference

Well used, one careful male owner.

Please message for details"

Does it come with a 30 day money back guarantee ?

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