FabSwingers.com forum: Neologies

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The words one comes across online...

"To queefe" - can't say I did (might be repressing that memory, though)

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Wasn't he the bloke from Boyzone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

FFS - did you have to?!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I hear he was partial to fanny farting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How do I erase this horror from my memory now?! (well, both of them)

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

You can't ! Especially if I sing to you

No matter who they follow

No matter where they lead

No matter how they judge us

I'll be everyone you need

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well, if it's you who serenades that might take the sting out.

But please take that burger out of your mouth first. I like being sprayed but there are limits...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No matter if the sun don't shine (sun don't shine)

Or if the skies are blue (skies are blue)

No matter what the end is

My life began with you

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I can't deny what I believe

I can't be what I'm not

I know this love's forever

That's all that matters now

No matter what

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

It's the Queefe Duffy appreciation thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I will keep you safe and strong

And shelter from the storm

No matter where it's barren

A dream is being born

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm being serenaded in stereo! Bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't deny what I believe

I can't be what I'm not

I know our love forever

I know, no matter what

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am deeply moved. Do I now have to dish out sweets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am deeply moved. Do I now have to dish out sweets?

Yes please!

Chocolate bananas would do very nicely

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Well, I suppose this new terms alliterates with my use of quim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Warm dripping creamy chocolate, I presume?

I can also suggest good ol'fashioned pisang goreng - banana fried in butter, with a sprinkling of sugar and cinnamon. Interested?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Warm dripping creamy chocolate, I presume?

I can also suggest good ol'fashioned pisang goreng - banana fried in butter, with a sprinkling of sugar and cinnamon. Interested?

No just the chocolate bananas that you can buy in an old fashioned sweet shop!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They don't sell them here

Will have to manifacture some myself then.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Warm dripping creamy chocolate, I presume?

I can also suggest good ol'fashioned pisang goreng - banana fried in butter, with a sprinkling of sugar and cinnamon. Interested?

How threads turn in this place. We've gone from fanny farts, to beautiful serenades to water sports

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Warm dripping creamy chocolate, I presume?

I can also suggest good ol'fashioned pisang goreng - banana fried in butter, with a sprinkling of sugar and cinnamon. Interested?

How threads turn in this place. We've gone from fanny farts, to beautiful serenades to water sports

Whoa! Did I miss something? Where did the water sports come in?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Pisang on her goreng

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Pisang on her goreng

Ah! As if you've never had a pisang goreng.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Pisang on her goreng

Ah! As if you've never had a pisang goreng."

No fear. They look like a battered cock

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Pisang on her goreng

Ah! As if you've never had a pisang goreng.

No fear. They look like a battered cock"

Now I know you have battered your cock before and they look nothing like that.

The real problem is that there is a fruit in the middle. It could be worse and be peas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pisang goreng shouldn't be battered. Bloody Scots - batter anything in sight.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Pisang on her goreng

Ah! As if you've never had a pisang goreng.

No fear. They look like a battered cock

Now I know you have battered your cock before and they look nothing like that.

The real problem is that there is a fruit in the middle. It could be worse and be peas.

That was more of a chocolate eclair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this water sport chat isn't getting me my chocolate bananas is it!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Is this water sport chat isn't getting me my chocolate bananas is it!!

As luck would have it Lucy. This cock I'm lending you comes in a chocolate dipped version

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hold your horses woman!

Haven't got a microwave so have to au-bain-marie the chocolate. Will take a while.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm being fobbed off with a lousy song and she gets a choc-dipped cock? Where's justice in that?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this water sport chat isn't getting me my chocolate bananas is it!!

As luck would have it Lucy. This cock I'm lending you comes in a chocolate dipped version

Self sucking

is that possible?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm being fobbed off with a lousy song and she gets a choc-dipped cock? Where's justice in that?!"

Lousy song! ffs I wore my best flag to sing that.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Is this water sport chat isn't getting me my chocolate bananas is it!!

As luck would have it Lucy. This cock I'm lending you comes in a chocolate dipped version

Self sucking

is that possible?

Yea. Check out Horny Plasterers avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm being fobbed off with a lousy song and she gets a choc-dipped cock? Where's justice in that?!"

Lousy song!!

LOUSY SONG!

Ppfffttt I was using my best singing voice as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm being fobbed off with a lousy song and she gets a choc-dipped cock? Where's justice in that?!

Lousy song!!

LOUSY SONG!

Ppfffttt I was using my best singing voice as well

*backpaddles* I said the SONG was lousy - your voice could shatter crystal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm being fobbed off with a lousy song and she gets a choc-dipped cock? Where's justice in that?!

Lousy song! ffs I wore my best flag to sing that. "

My profound apologies - we haven't met so I'm not acquainted with your dressing code. How can I make up for this faux pas?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'll let you off if you sing the Yogi Bear song.

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By *john121Man
over a year ago

staffs

"You can't ! Especially if I sing to you

No matter who they follow

No matter where they lead

No matter how they judge us

I'll be everyone you need

I thought he was with the Shadows and Hank

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"You can't ! Especially if I sing to you

No matter who they follow

No matter where they lead

No matter how they judge us

I'll be everyone you need

I thought he was with the Shadows and Hank"

Keith Duffy and the Shadows doesn't really go together.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll let you off if you sing the Yogi Bear song. "

Again apologies - this time for getting (way)laid.

I was unfamiliar with this song, and found somebody who taught me the proper lyrics:

I know a bear that you wont know, Yogi, Yogi,

I know a bear that you wont know, Yogi Yogi bear.

Yogi Yogi bear!! Yogi Yogi bear!!

I know a bear that you wont know, Yogi Yogi bear.

Yogi's got a girlfriend bear, Suzie, Suzie,

Yogi's got a girlfriend bear, Suzie Suzie bear

Suzie Suzie bear!! Suzie Suzie bear!!

Yogi's got a girlfriend bear, Suzie Suzie bear.

Suzie she likes whips and chains, kinky, kinky,

Suzie she likes whips and chains, she's kinky bear.

shes's kinky bear!! she's kinky bear!!

Suzie likes whips and chains, she's kinky bear.

Suzie shaves her pubic hairs, grizley, grizley,

Suzie shaves her pubic hairs, she's a grizley bear.

She's a grizley bear!! She's a grizley bear!!

Suzie shaves her pubic hairs, she's a grizley bear.

Yogi's knob is long and green, cue cum, cue cum,

Yogi's knob is long and green he's a cue cum bear.

He's a cucumbear!! He's a cucumbear!!

Yogi's knob is long and green he's a cucumbear.

Suzie put it in her mouth, GOBLIN!! GOBLIN!!

Suzie put it in her mouth, she's a goblin bear.

She's a goblin bear!! She's a goblin bear!!

Suzie put it in her mouth, she's a goblin bear!!

Yogi's got a cheesey knob, camin, camin

Yogi's got a cheesey knob, he's a camin bear.

He's a camin bear!! He's a camin bear!!

Yogi's got a cheesey knob, he's a camin bear.

Boo Boo turnes up with his friends, gang bang, gang bang,

Boo Boo turns up with his friends, he's a gang bang bear.

He's a gang bang bear!! He's a gang bang bear!!

Boo Boo turns up with his friends, he's a gang bang bear.

Whose that bear right over there? Big tits, blonde hair,

Whose that bear right over there? Big tits and blonde hair.

It must be Dani bear!! It must be Dani bear!!

She's got big tits and blonde hair, it must be Dani bear.

(SLOW)

Now I'm here all on my own.....lonely.....lonely,

Now I'm here all on my own.....I'm a lonely bear.

What can I do all on my own?? Lonely....Lonely,

what can I do all on my own?? I'm a wanker bear!!

(FAST- BACK TO NORMAL)

I'm a wanker bear!! I'm a wanker bear!!

Everytime I'm on my own...I'M A WANKER BEAR!!

I'm a wanker bear!! I'm a wanker bear!!

Everytime I'm on my own....I'm a wanker bear!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

consider yourself officially let off.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Yoni, that song has left me traumatised. Poor Boo Boo Bear.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I love that song

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

consider yourself officially let off. "

Thank you - but in a strange way I find that disappointing as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yoni, that song has left me traumatised. Poor Boo Boo Bear."

Mea Culpa, Lickety

Peace offering

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbCI68eSNsA

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