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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

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The Moral of Auntie Sharon

A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Ashley said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs got broken.'

'What's the morale of that story?' asked the teacher.

'Don't put all your eggs in one basket!'

'Very good,' said the teacher.

Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, 'Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'.'

'That was a fine story Sarah.'

Michael, do you have a story to share?'

'Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunty Sharon. Aunty Sharon was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit.

She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops.

She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she

ran out of bullets.

Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke.

And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.'

'Good heavens,' said the horrified teacher, 'what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?'

'Stay the feck away from Aunty Sharon when she's been drinking

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

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"The Moral of Auntie Sharon

A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

'What's the morale of that story?' asked the teacher.

'Don't put all your eggs in one basket!'

'Very good,' said the teacher.

'That was a fine story Sarah.'

Michael, do you have a story to share?'

'Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunty Sharon. Aunty Sharon was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit.

She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops.

She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she

ran out of bullets.

Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke.

And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.'

'Good heavens,' said the horrified teacher, 'what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?'

'Stay the feck away from Aunty Sharon when she's been drinking

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i think i am auty sharon .....well today anyway lol

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

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'Stay the feck away from Aunty Sharon when she's been drinking

i think i am auty sharon .....well today anyway lol

oh dear, some one is gonna get it????

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

'Stay the feck away from Aunty Sharon when she's been drinking

i think i am auty sharon .....well today anyway lol

oh dear, some one is gonna get it????"
indeedy lmao ..i is calm at the moment tho ........hehehehehehehe

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

'Stay the feck away from Aunty Sharon when she's been drinking

i think i am auty sharon .....well today anyway lol

oh dear, some one is gonna get it????indeedy lmao ..i is calm at the moment tho ........hehehehehehehe

phew, no need for me take cover just yet then xxxxxx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

'Stay the feck away from Aunty Sharon when she's been drinking

i think i am auty sharon .....well today anyway lol

oh dear, some one is gonna get it????indeedy lmao ..i is calm at the moment tho ........hehehehehehehe

phew, no need for me take cover just yet then xxxxxx"
no my darling you are quite safe , and its not bigbad either....

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

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FFS what would she be like with PMT as well ?????????

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

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'Stay the feck away from Aunty Sharon when she's been drinking

i think i am auty sharon .....well today anyway lol

oh dear, some one is gonna get it????indeedy lmao ..i is calm at the moment tho ........hehehehehehehe

phew, no need for me take cover just yet then xxxxxxno my darling you are quite safe , and its not bigbad either....

But your naughty step is....;)

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"FFS what would she be like with PMT as well ?????????

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i am sweetness and light...a total angel

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

"FFS what would she be like with PMT as well ?????????

i am sweetness and light...a total angel

I'll believe 1000's wouldn't

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"FFS what would she be like with PMT as well ?????????

i am sweetness and light...a total angel

I'll believe 1000's wouldn't

you are living dangerously tonight arent ya?????

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"FFS what would she be like with PMT as well ?????????

i am sweetness and light...a total angel

I'll believe 1000's wouldn't

"
i am honest..ask b......well just ask

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

"FFS what would she be like with PMT as well ?????????

i am sweetness and light...a total angel

I'll believe 1000's wouldn't

i am honest..ask b......well just ask

begs the question then. Are you ????

Not going to argue if you are

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"FFS what would she be like with PMT as well ?????????

i am sweetness and light...a total angel

I'll believe 1000's wouldn't

i am honest..ask b......well just ask

begs the question then. Are you ????

Not going to argue if you are

"
im an angel......i have a halo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFS what would she be like with PMT as well ?????????

i am sweetness and light...a total angel

I'll believe 1000's wouldn't

i am honest..ask b......well just ask

begs the question then. Are you ????

Not going to argue if you are

im an angel......i have a halo

Think it might need cleaning though, doesn't shine like it once did

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

"FFS what would she be like with PMT as well ?????????

i am sweetness and light...a total angel

I'll believe 1000's wouldn't

i am honest..ask b......well just ask

begs the question then. Are you ????

Not going to argue if you are

im an angel......i have a halo

Can i pop your Halo It doesn't suit you

prefer the naughty streak

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