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Where's all the fucking rants??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's Thursday for fucks sake!

Sort it out people!!!

Even Jodie has done a "Rant Thursday" no show.

Piss poor effort by you all!

Rant over!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I concur with this fucking rant!

Rant over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did?

Oh the other Jodie

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Minx has everyone full of Christmas cheer

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"It's Thursday for fucks sake!

Sort it out people!!!

Even Jodie has done a "Rant Thursday" no show.

Piss poor effort by you all!

Rant over! "

Well there are a few hug threads, and enough rants on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Fridays, Saturday and Sundays...make do and stop moaning....(see what I did there?)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Minx has everyone full of Christmas cheer "

So it's minxies fault eh?

It was inevitable I guess that one day she'd break Rant Thursday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I don't have anything to rant about really. It's only 12.30 though give me time! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I HATE DHL!!!!.....USELESS WANKING FUCKTARDS!!!

Rant over!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

no rants to be had from me, sorry to disappoint Obi, please forgive me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't have anything to rant about really. It's only 12.30 though give me time! X "

How about ineffective sticky stuff on hold ups?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"no rants to be had from me, sorry to disappoint Obi, please forgive me "

No.

Sort it out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had a mini rant on another thread. Maybe I should have used a swear word Next time.....maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a rant - but I'm in a great mood and I don't want to spoil it! So I'm going to go back to being a bouncy Tigger like Ruby and annoy everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a rant but last time I ranted the thread got closed so private rant viewings only xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've nothing to rant about. I have hot chocolate, hot water bottle and Petes Dragon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when another male ask me if they should bring a jacket?

No, you need a tampon cos you're a pussy.

Dudes don't ask dudes!

/end rant

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

Got nowt to rant about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is a vegetarian option signposted as one, am I such a dick that out of sausage casserole, chicken Kiev and macaroni cheese, I need to be told which is the vegitarian option.

I'm not even a vegitarian does that mean I can't have the macaroni bloody cheese.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I can't get the bloody seams to stay straight. It looks like an inebriated child has drawn a wobbly black line on the backs of my legs. I know it is because I am wearing tights instead of stockings but still.

I need a dresser.

I have another rant but it would break forum rules.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Why is a vegetarian option signposted as one, am I such a dick that out of sausage casserole, chicken Kiev and macaroni cheese, I need to be told which is the vegitarian option.

I'm not even a vegitarian does that mean I can't have the macaroni bloody cheese."

They might have used veggie sausages in the casserole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rant similar to Lickety's - received a prezzie from a friend: thick, thermal, leggings. Wonderful. Put them on, and the right leg's seam wanders from crotch across the knee to the right ankle.

Whoever cut the cloth is a bloody cheapskate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my rant is to do with 02.. they disconnected my incoming and outgoing calls etc and demaded i pay them before my payment date.. then they charged me a re connection fee

and this morning i get in the post a 'notice of enforcement' to pay all of my phone plan off.. wtf grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some Mo'Fo's are always trying to ice skate uphill !!!!

Rant over lol

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Some folks are moaning that its cold..

in November..!!

really..

buy some proper kit and enjoy it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was sat on my arse all day yesterday on a delayed French train and it was crap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some folks are moaning that its cold..

in November..!!

really..

buy some proper kit and enjoy it..

"

what like,coal,gas,oil,have you seen the price of it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some folks are moaning that its cold..

in November..!!

really..

buy some proper kit and enjoy it..

"

Yeah This! See mine above.

We should connect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....don't get me started!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".....don't get me started!

"

group therapy.. cmon get it off your chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rants

I'll give you rants!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I don't rant. Rantings for grumpy people

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I got a fucking rant.

Fuck off Christmas ya big jazzed up crock of shite

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Some folks are moaning that its cold..

in November..!!

really..

buy some proper kit and enjoy it..

what like,coal,gas,oil,have you seen the price of it?"

No, kit, gear, clothing..

get some on get out and enjoy the weather..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Some folks are moaning that its cold..

in November..!!

really..

buy some proper kit and enjoy it..

Yeah This! See mine above.

We should connect! "

What and have dudes talking to each other?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Some folks are moaning that its cold..

in November..!!

really..

buy some proper kit and enjoy it..

Yeah This! See mine above.

We should connect! "

agreed, but no convo's about your goretex is better than my whatever..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I don't rant. Rantings for grumpy people"

Use your bloody apostrophe!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I got a fucking rant.

Fuck off Christmas ya big jazzed up crock of shite"

ooh wait till a certain lady from the south coast see's that..

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I got a fucking rant.

Fuck off Christmas ya big jazzed up crock of shite

ooh wait till a certain lady from the south coast see's that.. "

I was reading that and thought after 'South' we were going to have 'Pole' not 'Coast'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to rant over I have new boots, a social to look foreard to and a weekend away next weekend. I'm a happy bunny

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I got a fucking rant.

Fuck off Christmas ya big jazzed up crock of shite

ooh wait till a certain lady from the south coast see's that..

I was reading that and thought after 'South' we were going to have 'Pole' not 'Coast'."

My neck hurts every time I sit down at the keyboard, I've done something to it - but I can't afford to keep going to osteos and chiropracters at £60 a throw, greedy buggers.........I need a free neck massage!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing to rant over I have new boots, a social to look foreard to and a weekend away next weekend. I'm a happy bunny "

What's your recipe? Or did you leave it out in the rain?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I got a fucking rant.

Fuck off Christmas ya big jazzed up crock of shite

ooh wait till a certain lady from the south coast see's that..

I was reading that and thought after 'South' we were going to have 'Pole' not 'Coast'.

My neck hurts every time I sit down at the keyboard, I've done something to it - but I can't afford to keep going to osteos and chiropracters at £60 a throw, greedy buggers.........I need a free neck massage!!

"

That is a shit.

Someone talks to you and you have to turn round rather than just twist your head to face them.

Good luck

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By *ndy_mandyCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

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By *ndy_mandyCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

I dont think our rants are exceptable for the forum lmfao.

Fucking exes, lets shoot them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing to rant over I have new boots, a social to look foreard to and a weekend away next weekend. I'm a happy bunny

What's your recipe? Or did you leave it out in the rain? "

I sit back,relax and go with the flow

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"I dont think our rants are exceptable for the forum lmfao.

Fucking exes, lets shoot them lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a fucking rant.

Fuck off Christmas ya big jazzed up crock of shite"

Yeah!! Big it up for the bah humbuggers!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't actually anything to actually rant about!

I have thought long and hard, and still can't come up with anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".....don't get me started!

group therapy.. cmon get it off your chest "

Where shall i start? Or can that be a rant in itself? Don't know where to rant about starting to rant about the rant itself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw the OP's title and immediately thought of Monty Pythons Argument Clinic sketch.. anyone who hasn't seen it should take a look!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been a moody ranting cowbag all week. Then last night some arsehole cheered me up so I'm all out of rants. Fuck's sake!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a pant rant.

Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.

Pant rant over.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have a pant rant.

Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.

Pant rant over. "

You need some back up blue pants. What will you wear on Saturday and why didn't you go to Friday pants?

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By *neplusserMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *neplusserMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I have a pant rant.

Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.

Pant rant over.

You need some back up blue pants. What will you wear on Saturday and why didn't you go to Friday pants?"

I agree you got the logistics all wrong. Plus come Saturday you'll have a Sat pant rant which is just unacceptable

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've really got nothing to rant about...people rant about the most mundane things at times....its like an episode of eastenders everything just has to be a drama....and all about them...lol and no i talking generally before people assume its about on here...

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I have a pant rant.

Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.

Pant rant over. "

Are Thursdays Blue pants dry? If so just turn them inside out, I wont say a word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No ffn money till tomorrow and no messages, ergo no fun!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I've really got nothing to rant about...people rant about the most mundane things at times....its like an episode of eastenders everything just has to be a drama....and all about them...lol and no i talking generally before people assume its about on here... "

I cant believe you just said that. Eastenders isnt the only soap on the box you know?

Corrie, Emmerdale, Neighbours, Home and Away to name just a few.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have a pant rant.

Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.

Pant rant over.

Are Thursdays Blue pants dry? If so just turn them inside out, I wont say a word"

Why would they be wet?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I have a pant rant.

Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.

Pant rant over.

Are Thursdays Blue pants dry? If so just turn them inside out, I wont say a word

Why would they be wet? "

Because I pressume'd her washing machine used water not just air.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have a pant rant.

Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.

Pant rant over.

Are Thursdays Blue pants dry? If so just turn them inside out, I wont say a word

Why would they be wet?

Because I pressume'd her washing machine used water not just air.

"

Turning them inside out won't make them dry on one side though.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I've really got nothing to rant about...people rant about the most mundane things at times....its like an episode of eastenders everything just has to be a drama....and all about them...lol and no i talking generally before people assume its about on here...

I cant believe you just said that. Eastenders isnt the only soap on the box you know?

Corrie, Emmerdale, Neighbours, Home and Away to name just a few.

"

Ok all of them put together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a pant rant.

Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.

Pant rant over.

You need some back up blue pants. What will you wear on Saturday and why didn't you go to Friday pants?

"

Blue is a hard colour to find in the men's pant world so I only have the one pair. Friday is the start of the weekend so I like to have a bit of fun and wear pink pants. They are harder to get than blue. On Saturday (black pant day) I like to have a morning and evening pair so I am wearing Saturday mornings pair. God knows what I'll do tomorrow.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Im not replying any more as this is now a combo breaker

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have a pant rant.

Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.

Pant rant over.

You need some back up blue pants. What will you wear on Saturday and why didn't you go to Friday pants?

Blue is a hard colour to find in the men's pant world so I only have the one pair. Friday is the start of the weekend so I like to have a bit of fun and wear pink pants. They are harder to get than blue. On Saturday (black pant day) I like to have a morning and evening pair so I am wearing Saturday mornings pair. God knows what I'll do tomorrow. "

Tomorrow you will wear the pink won't you. You can go commando on Saturday morning and then all will be right with the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a pant rant.

Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.

Pant rant over.

You need some back up blue pants. What will you wear on Saturday and why didn't you go to Friday pants?

Blue is a hard colour to find in the men's pant world so I only have the one pair. Friday is the start of the weekend so I like to have a bit of fun and wear pink pants. They are harder to get than blue. On Saturday (black pant day) I like to have a morning and evening pair so I am wearing Saturday mornings pair. God knows what I'll do tomorrow.

Tomorrow you will wear the pink won't you. You can go commando on Saturday morning and then all will be right with the world.

"

I have nothing planned Saturday morning so that may just work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rant for today is....

Thinking that you have really close friends, but they are only close enough to stab you in the back

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

Tomorrow you will wear the pink won't you. You can go commando on Saturday morning and then all will be right with the world.

I have nothing planned Saturday morning so that may just work. "

No, Saturday you and I will go shopping. I can find you blue and pink pants but I need to know your size.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My rant for today is....

Thinking that you have really close friends, but they are only close enough to stab you in the back "

Oh dear. Keep your back to the wall.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"I have a pant rant.

Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.

Pant rant over.

You need some back up blue pants. What will you wear on Saturday and why didn't you go to Friday pants?

Blue is a hard colour to find in the men's pant world so I only have the one pair. Friday is the start of the weekend so I like to have a bit of fun and wear pink pants. They are harder to get than blue. On Saturday (black pant day) I like to have a morning and evening pair so I am wearing Saturday mornings pair. God knows what I'll do tomorrow. "

. I love your rant.....and to answer the question, go commando?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Tomorrow you will wear the pink won't you. You can go commando on Saturday morning and then all will be right with the world.

I have nothing planned Saturday morning so that may just work.

No, Saturday you and I will go shopping. I can find you blue and pink pants but I need to know your size.

"

I'm a medium. But I couldn't possibly leave the house pantless, I would feel all out if sorts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a pant rant.

Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.

Pant rant over.

You need some back up blue pants. What will you wear on Saturday and why didn't you go to Friday pants?

Blue is a hard colour to find in the men's pant world so I only have the one pair. Friday is the start of the weekend so I like to have a bit of fun and wear pink pants. They are harder to get than blue. On Saturday (black pant day) I like to have a morning and evening pair so I am wearing Saturday mornings pair. God knows what I'll do tomorrow.

. I love your rant.....and to answer the question, go commando?"

Blue ? Hard to find in mens pant world?

Seriously ? Where are you shopping?

La Senza ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rant is about Obi ranting about birthday and Christmas presents!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Minx has everyone full of Christmas cheer

So it's minxies fault eh?

It was inevitable I guess that one day she'd break Rant Thursday! "

it wasn't my fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a pant rant.

Blue ? Hard to find in mens pant world?

Seriously ? Where are you shopping?

La Senza ? "

I go to Gilbert & Sullivans pant shop. The Pirates of Men's Pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".....don't get me started!

group therapy.. cmon get it off your chest

Where shall i start? Or can that be a rant in itself? Don't know where to rant about starting to rant about the rant itself.

"

try shoooooooooooooooooooes lol that's you sorted now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a fucking rant.

Fuck off Christmas ya big jazzed up crock of shite

ooh wait till a certain lady from the south coast see's that.. "

I have seen am on to him .... just wait !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a fucking rant.

Fuck off Christmas ya big jazzed up crock of shite

ooh wait till a certain lady from the south coast see's that..

I was reading that and thought after 'South' we were going to have 'Pole' not 'Coast'."

see this posting shows me you are in denial about the Christmas aspect as you assumed the need for the South Pole to come up !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have nothing to get of my chest so no ranting here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a fucking rant.

Fuck off Christmas ya big jazzed up crock of shite

Yeah!! Big it up for the bah humbuggers!!!

"

ure on the wrong thread cheering - your sposed to be ranting!!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"

Tomorrow you will wear the pink won't you. You can go commando on Saturday morning and then all will be right with the world.

I have nothing planned Saturday morning so that may just work.

No, Saturday you and I will go shopping. I can find you blue and pink pants but I need to know your size.

I'm a medium. But I couldn't possibly leave the house pantless, I would feel all out if sorts. "

You might just get turned on by it..?? Even more kinky, borrow some of the Mrs' pants of the appropriate colour? Hmm, huh??

Great pant rant...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a pant rant.

Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.

Pant rant over.

You need some back up blue pants. What will you wear on Saturday and why didn't you go to Friday pants?

Blue is a hard colour to find in the men's pant world so I only have the one pair. Friday is the start of the weekend so I like to have a bit of fun and wear pink pants. They are harder to get than blue. On Saturday (black pant day) I like to have a morning and evening pair so I am wearing Saturday mornings pair. God knows what I'll do tomorrow.

Tomorrow you will wear the pink won't you. You can go commando on Saturday morning and then all will be right with the world.

I have nothing planned Saturday morning so that may just work. "

Suggestion, have thought about a cheeky wee turquoise pair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have nothing to get of my chest so no ranting here "

Your bra!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm knackered from watching the Test cricket last night....and I bet you I'll do exactly the same thing tonight !!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I got a fucking rant.

Fuck off Christmas ya big jazzed up crock of shite

ooh wait till a certain lady from the south coast see's that..

I was reading that and thought after 'South' we were going to have 'Pole' not 'Coast'.

see this posting shows me you are in denial about the Christmas aspect as you assumed the need for the South Pole to come up !!!! "

Its not just the South Pole that comes up. Cliff Richard does, Funny tasting food, funny tasting drinks, funny looking clothes, funny looking words, queues everywhere, the same dozen or songs get played on the radio and tv, I could go on but I wont.

Dosent help that I don't believe the story behind it either, I certanly dont mean any offence to anyone here, wether they are in Sydney Uni or Aberwsytrh's for that matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a fucking rant.

Fuck off Christmas ya big jazzed up crock of shite

ooh wait till a certain lady from the south coast see's that..

I was reading that and thought after 'South' we were going to have 'Pole' not 'Coast'.

see this posting shows me you are in denial about the Christmas aspect as you assumed the need for the South Pole to come up !!!!

Its not just the South Pole that comes up. Cliff Richard does, Funny tasting food, funny tasting drinks, funny looking clothes, funny looking words, queues everywhere, the same dozen or songs get played on the radio and tv, I could go on but I wont.

Dosent help that I don't believe the story behind it either, I certanly dont mean any offence to anyone here, wether they are in Sydney Uni or Aberwsytrh's for that matter."

I am a little confuddled here ... you have Cliff Richard with your South Pole???......... don't tell Evie!!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I have a pant rant.

Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.

Pant rant over. "

I got Pink and Blue boxers from some shop I cant remember, but the make is 'Ultra Magnetic', google may be your friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a pant rant.

Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.

Pant rant over.

I got Pink and Blue boxers from some shop I cant remember, but the make is 'Ultra Magnetic', google may be your friend"

surely pink and blue ones make purple ones

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have a pant rant.

Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.

Pant rant over.

I got Pink and Blue boxers from some shop I cant remember, but the make is 'Ultra Magnetic', google may be your friend

surely pink and blue ones make purple ones "

Not if they are colour-fast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telesales! 7 calls off one number in 3 chuffing days.

Searched out a number for the company and feel quite sorry for the woman and man who just received both barrels but it's bloody deserved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Telesales! 7 calls off one number in 3 chuffing days.

Searched out a number for the company and feel quite sorry for the woman and man who just received both barrels but it's bloody deserved."

ask for full names of individuals and employer details and explain that your personal details are being used fraudulently ( fraud scares the shit out of them) and that you have a lawyer liasing with police on it.

works for me

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I have a pant rant.

Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.

Pant rant over.

I got Pink and Blue boxers from some shop I cant remember, but the make is 'Ultra Magnetic', google may be your friend

surely pink and blue ones make purple ones

Not if they are colour-fast.

"

The only thing thats fast is the contents they hold inside

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have a pant rant.

Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.

Pant rant over.

I got Pink and Blue boxers from some shop I cant remember, but the make is 'Ultra Magnetic', google may be your friend

surely pink and blue ones make purple ones

Not if they are colour-fast.

The only thing thats fast is the contents they hold inside "

That doesn't sound good.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I have a pant rant.

Thursday is blue pant day but my washing machine broke and my blue pants haven't washed. I'm now wearing black pants and thinking its Saturday.

Pant rant over.

I got Pink and Blue boxers from some shop I cant remember, but the make is 'Ultra Magnetic', google may be your friend

surely pink and blue ones make purple ones

Not if they are colour-fast.

The only thing thats fast is the contents they hold inside

That doesn't sound good.

"

Thankfully this wasnt a lonely hearts advert.

Dirty. Male. 38. Blah de blah

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

But...but....I'm happy! Should I make up a rant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have nothing to get of my chest so no ranting here

Your bra! "

Of no. They are better contained ! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have nothing to get of my chest so no ranting here

Your bra!

Of no. They are better contained ! X"

Can we put that to the vote.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"no rants to be had from me, sorry to disappoint Obi, please forgive me "

Thought that was going to be a father forgive me for I have not sinned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have nothing to get of my chest so no ranting here

Your bra!

Of no. They are better contained ! X

Can we put that to the vote. "

Ok will un contain them for enough votes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have nothing to get of my chest so no ranting here

Your bra!

Of no. They are better contained ! X

Can we put that to the vote.

Ok will un contain them for enough votes "

Can I rant that we should bring back block voting and I lay claim to a block of 1000 votes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So today, I had something like really...like really really important to say on twitter.

What fuckhead decided to dictate to me that 140 characters was enough to say it?..

#FUtwitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to spread rants across the week.....less stressful

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village


"I like to spread rants across the week.....less stressful "

i have a rant - finding a profile AFTER i moved away from Fenland

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

If I start ranting I might not stop so best I leave it for someone more serene.

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village


"If I start ranting I might not stop so best I leave it for someone more serene."

Rant please, we welcome it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to spread rants across the week.....less stressful

i have a rant - finding a profile AFTER i moved away from Fenland "

grass greener all that jazz!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what's the point nobody listens

rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I start ranting I might not stop so best I leave it for someone more serene.

Rant please, we welcome it"

Start ranting...

Or I am at risk of forgetting what a rant is!

This is a rant.

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village


"I like to spread rants across the week.....less stressful

i have a rant - finding a profile AFTER i moved away from Fenland

grass greener all that jazz! "

its a different shade of green but still a missed connection in life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what's the point nobody listens

rant over "

pardon, didnt catch that

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I miss ITV's The Chase.

Instead of watching that I have the option of putting BBC1 on and watching a quiz show I havent got a clue whats going on or what the point is, with the poshist guy on TV.

or

Leave ITV on and watch the Paul o Grady show which dosent even have PoG on as he's unwell (I hope he makes a full and speedy recovery), still dont like ya fucking show though.

Fuck sake, the tv wankers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I miss ITV's The Chase.

Instead of watching that I have the option of putting BBC1 on and watching a quiz show I havent got a clue whats going on or what the point is, with the poshist guy on TV.

or

Leave ITV on and watch the Paul o Grady show which dosent even have PoG on as he's unwell (I hope he makes a full and speedy recovery), still dont like ya fucking show though.

Fuck sake, the tv wankers"

8 out of 10 rant ranking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what's the point nobody listens

rant over

pardon, didnt catch that "

if i had a case i would rest down just here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gorgeous ickle feet is killing me!!!

...i need to go shopping for shoes.

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