FabSwingers.com forum: Christmas is cancelled

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's been cancelled this year!

Santa is taking a break

as he is so fed up of working over the holiday period!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas is cancelled

The goose ain't getting stuffed

Please put your cock in the old girls chuff

If you haven't got a biggun,

The a little 'un will do

And if you haven't got a cock at all she'll strap up and screw you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryan is stepping in for Santa, he likes emptying his sack into stockings x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"It's been cancelled this year!

Santa is taking a break

as he is so fed up of working over the holiday period!!

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Why is Santa so pissed off?

Cos he only cums once a year and that is down the chimney, boom boom!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ryan is stepping in for Santa, he likes emptying his sack into stockings x"

Stocking ! I can't fill a pair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told you all ages ago santa is dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Told you all ages ago santa is dead.

Oh my ... you must never ever say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Told you all ages ago santa is dead.

Oh my ... you must never ever say that

Saw his hat in the middle of the road. It had been flattened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I wasn't a dad if never even mention the Christmas word.

Bahumbug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you do that

Pmd you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you do that

*Best Tommy Cooper voice....*

"Just like that...!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

nothing to see here

this year

Bah humbug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Told you all ages ago santa is dead.

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's nnnnnot a very nnnnice thing to say when I am here - I am ggggggonnna cry now

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Thank goodness ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank goodness ..

u r happy I am crying ............... thats set me off again !!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

You shouldn't joke about people dying it's not nice.

Some poor granny dropped down dead in front of me at Tesco the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shouldn't joke about people dying it's not nice.

Some poor granny dropped down dead in front of me at Tesco the other day

had u been dressed in clothes !!! she wouldn't have had such a fright!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"You shouldn't joke about people dying it's not nice.

Some poor granny dropped down dead in front of me at Tesco the other day

had u been dressed in clothes !!! she wouldn't have had such a fright!!!

I felt so sorry for her. She had only just bought a bag for life

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I exposed myself to two women the other day,,,

One of them had a stroke,,

the other couldn t reach,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shouldn't joke about people dying it's not nice.

Some poor granny dropped down dead in front of me at Tesco the other day

had u been dressed in clothes !!! she wouldn't have had such a fright!!!

I felt so sorry for her. She had only just bought a bag for life

ure priceless!!!

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

You lot are unreal, just because someone spoilt your Christmas, does not give you the right to spoil mine. Off to tell my daughter Santa is dead, second thoughts I do it by text

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