FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Would anyone care to ...

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Give me a massage please I am in pain

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Give me a massage please I am in pain "
Explain thyself... which part of you is aching?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

my right shoulder and right side of my neck ... have a wheat pad around it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"my right shoulder and right side of my neck ... have a wheat pad around it "
Stretch, darling... stretch. Yoga helps, too

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would take great pleasure and time in massaging you shoulder and neck and make you feel ohhh so much better xxx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww perfect to warm my freezing hands on

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Go on .. lay down then.. I got some nice oil ...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Go on .. lay down then.. I got some nice oil ..."
You d be lucky... she never ever sits down to relax... on the go 100% of the time which is why she has the problems in the first place :;-)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

No chance mrs ignorant

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on .. lay down then.. I got some nice oil ...You d be lucky... she never ever sits down to relax... on the go 100% of the time which is why she has the problems in the first place :;-)"

well sort of ... I got one of the boys to find the wheat pad and heat it and the other one made me a cup of tea and I was sitting down waiting patiently but your right .......... I have been busy

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No chance mrs ignorant "

is that aimed at me?? what have I supposedly done now??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on .. lay down then.. I got some nice oil ..."

oooooo I am sooo tempted lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Go on .. lay down then.. I got some nice oil ...You d be lucky... she never ever sits down to relax... on the go 100% of the time which is why she has the problems in the first place :;-)

well sort of ... I got one of the boys to find the wheat pad and heat it and the other one made me a cup of tea and I was sitting down waiting patiently but your right .......... I have been busy "
Levator scapulae - needs attention. book sports massage or see chiropractor. Alternatively, find amazing sex which will deflect your attention from pain to pleasure... and quite possibly release the joint responsible for the tightening of said muscle.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awww perfect to warm my freezing hands on "

yep come on over

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Minxie !

I'll get my Thail mail order bride to come out from under the stairs and pop on down to you. She's very good with her feet

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would take great pleasure and time in massaging you shoulder and neck and make you feel ohhh so much better xxx "

yesssssssssss please

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"No chance mrs ignorant

is that aimed at me?? what have I supposedly done now?? "

not telling

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Neck being sore is not an area for an amateur! Try a bath ashot as you can take it and if it persists go to a pro is my advice. You have my sympathy, it is quite debilitating

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on .. lay down then.. I got some nice oil ...You d be lucky... she never ever sits down to relax... on the go 100% of the time which is why she has the problems in the first place :;-)

well sort of ... I got one of the boys to find the wheat pad and heat it and the other one made me a cup of tea and I was sitting down waiting patiently but your right .......... I have been busy Levator scapulae - needs attention. book sports massage or see chiropractor. Alternatively, find amazing sex which will deflect your attention from pain to pleasure... and quite possibly release the joint responsible for the tightening of said muscle. "

I have a chiro appointment next tuesday - it was supposed to be last week but he went off sick ...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Neck being sore is not an area for an amateur! Try a bath ashot as you can take it and if it persists go to a pro is my advice. You have my sympathy, it is quite debilitating"

thank you xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No chance mrs ignorant

is that aimed at me?? what have I supposedly done now??

not telling "

then get on with it and when you have finished the hissy fit ... u know where I am !!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Go on .. lay down then.. I got some nice oil ...You d be lucky... she never ever sits down to relax... on the go 100% of the time which is why she has the problems in the first place :;-)

well sort of ... I got one of the boys to find the wheat pad and heat it and the other one made me a cup of tea and I was sitting down waiting patiently but your right .......... I have been busy Levator scapulae - needs attention. book sports massage or see chiropractor. Alternatively, find amazing sex which will deflect your attention from pain to pleasure... and quite possibly release the joint responsible for the tightening of said muscle.

I have a chiro appointment next tuesday - it was supposed to be last week but he went off sick ... "
Cool - probably needs release of on of the Cervical joints as well. Either way try not to make him go off sick again. What on earth did you do to the poor man?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"No chance mrs ignorant

is that aimed at me?? what have I supposedly done now??

not telling

then get on with it and when you have finished the hissy fit ... u know where I am !!! "

hissy fit me surely not im nice me honest

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on .. lay down then.. I got some nice oil ...You d be lucky... she never ever sits down to relax... on the go 100% of the time which is why she has the problems in the first place :;-)

well sort of ... I got one of the boys to find the wheat pad and heat it and the other one made me a cup of tea and I was sitting down waiting patiently but your right .......... I have been busy Levator scapulae - needs attention. book sports massage or see chiropractor. Alternatively, find amazing sex which will deflect your attention from pain to pleasure... and quite possibly release the joint responsible for the tightening of said muscle.

I have a chiro appointment next tuesday - it was supposed to be last week but he went off sick ... Cool - probably needs release of on of the Cervical joints as well. Either way try not to make him go off sick again. What on earth did you do to the poor man?"

i hadnt seen him for weeks so can honestly say ... it wasnt my fault lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No chance mrs ignorant

is that aimed at me?? what have I supposedly done now??

not telling

then get on with it and when you have finished the hissy fit ... u know where I am !!!

hissy fit me surely not im nice me honest "

ok so tell me what was wrong lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Go on .. lay down then.. I got some nice oil ...You d be lucky... she never ever sits down to relax... on the go 100% of the time which is why she has the problems in the first place :;-)

well sort of ... I got one of the boys to find the wheat pad and heat it and the other one made me a cup of tea and I was sitting down waiting patiently but your right .......... I have been busy Levator scapulae - needs attention. book sports massage or see chiropractor. Alternatively, find amazing sex which will deflect your attention from pain to pleasure... and quite possibly release the joint responsible for the tightening of said muscle.

I have a chiro appointment next tuesday - it was supposed to be last week but he went off sick ... Cool - probably needs release of on of the Cervical joints as well. Either way try not to make him go off sick again. What on earth did you do to the poor man?

i hadnt seen him for weeks so can honestly say ... it wasnt my fault lol "
Well.. you hae=ve a certain.. je ne sais quoi effect on people so I would not be surprised if he did need that time to recover...?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on .. lay down then.. I got some nice oil ...You d be lucky... she never ever sits down to relax... on the go 100% of the time which is why she has the problems in the first place :;-)

well sort of ... I got one of the boys to find the wheat pad and heat it and the other one made me a cup of tea and I was sitting down waiting patiently but your right .......... I have been busy Levator scapulae - needs attention. book sports massage or see chiropractor. Alternatively, find amazing sex which will deflect your attention from pain to pleasure... and quite possibly release the joint responsible for the tightening of said muscle.

I have a chiro appointment next tuesday - it was supposed to be last week but he went off sick ... Cool - probably needs release of on of the Cervical joints as well. Either way try not to make him go off sick again. What on earth did you do to the poor man?

i hadnt seen him for weeks so can honestly say ... it wasnt my fault lol Well.. you hae=ve a certain.. je ne sais quoi effect on people so I would not be surprised if he did need that time to recover...? "

he went off sick the night before my appointment !!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top