FabSwingers.com forum: What makes someone a crap shag?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

If indeed there is such a thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of chemistry/connection x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

selfishness and delusion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can honestly say I've never had a crap shag. I wouldn't like to ask Ju the same question though.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Lack of connection it's just a motion in the ocean

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Lack of effort.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Arrogance - where they think they are doing you a favour by shagging you.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Yawning....clock watching.....reading....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"selfishness and delusion"
You mean "Its all about them" type of thing?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"selfishness and delusion"

Damn! You've just described me.

A crap shag for me is over too quickly and no mental connection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being selfish, cumming too quick, complete lack of knowledge about how to please a girl... the list is long!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they smell and taste like Rick stein's dustbin..

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Bad kissing and no connection leads to a bad time.

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

I am sure there are lots of factors that could come into play, mood, experience, likes/dislikes etc., but as ever one persons 'crap' shag may be anothers dream fuck! I have had a few crap shags in my time but definitely no crap ones for a considerable length of time!

Master

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"selfishness and delusionYou mean "Its all about them" type of thing?"

yep...combined with the whole that was great for you thing as well

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

One offs are crap shags to me sorry if that sounds wrong but you don't know what they like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If indeed there is such a thing?

Commenting that the ceiling could do with a lick of paint just as you get to the point of no return?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One offs are crap shags to me sorry if that sounds wrong but you don't know what they like "

Yep, you don't get the chance to find out or explore enough to find what works and not.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"selfishness and delusionYou mean "Its all about them" type of thing?

yep...combined with the whole that was great for you thing as well"
I have only had one of those( not from Fab) and he thought he was great, really made me chuckle.....I could not allow him to continue with the delusions.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

no connection

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"reading....

But it was the Beano annual, so surely fair play?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Yawning....clock watching.....reading....

Making shopping lists...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lack of chemistry/connection x"

That - those involved could be selfish, deluded, lacking in effort, arrogant, yawning, clock watching, reading, over too quickly and smell like Rick Steins dustbin, but if they're somehow turned on by each other then they'll still probably enjoy themselves.

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

"One offs are crap shags to me sorry if that sounds wrong but you don't know what they like "

Whilst I would agree that sex generally improves with knowledge, if you like, this is a classic example of 'one man's meat is another man's poison' (or woman if you like). I have had good and bad 'one off's' and know people who prefer them for the excitement etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not had one to be honest. Anyone I shag knows what I want and visa versa. Communication is a big thing for me

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Not had one to be honest. Anyone I shag knows what I want and visa versa. Communication is a big thing for me

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Not even a crap fumble behind the bike shed?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Oh I have! And things have been discussed beforehand, and promised the earth! And I have been left after thinking....is that it? Maybe why I don't meet as often as I would like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure, but if you ask sinders I'm sure she can tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind you its the man that does the shagging as he need to stay hard lol x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two pumps and a squirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not had one to be honest. Anyone I shag knows what I want and visa versa. Communication is a big thing for me

Not even a crap fumble behind the bike shed?

Nope I was the epitome of a good girl. Making up for it now though, kind of

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Two pumps and a squirt

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Depends where the pumps are placed though surely?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Not had one to be honest. Anyone I shag knows what I want and visa versa. Communication is a big thing for me

Not even a crap fumble behind the bike shed?

Nope I was the epitome of a good girl. Making up for it now though, kind of

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So was I, the epitome of Snow White here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"selfishness and delusion"

The ones who think because you've made a noise you must have cum! My first bf would ask me how many times I had and seemed to be under the impression I must have lost count...no dear, I hadn't started!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the person your with lays there like a plank and expects you to do everything

Communication is key find out what each other likes !

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Burst kipper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two pumps and a squirt

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thought girls loved that????? Then straight to sleep;) x

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

no connection has to be that spark ive had a few bad ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for me a crap shag is a lazy person, I can cope with a guy who isn't very good at giving oral after all we all like it done different, what I don't like are men who don't even try they just want a blow job and a fuck, to me that's a crap shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not had one to be honest. Anyone I shag knows what I want and visa versa. Communication is a big thing for me

Not even a crap fumble behind the bike shed?

Nope I was the epitome of a good girl. Making up for it now though, kind of

So was I, the epitome of Snow White here.

Twins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant get a hard on!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Cant get a hard on!!"
Is penetrative sex the be all and end all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of enthusiasm

Lack of technique

Lack of variety

Lack of stamina

These apply to both sexes Imo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cant get a hard on!!Is penetrative sex the be all and end all?"

Not for me it isn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the journey to meet is better and longer than the fun!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

to me if its crap maybe they didn't want to meet ... I hate lazy lovers who just lay there

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"to me if its crap maybe they didn't want to meet ... I hate lazy lovers who just lay there"
Oh yes I get you now, lazy lovers can be a tad boring xx

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

I'd definitely rather have no sex than crap sex! I like seeing someone more than once... It's exciting to see and feel how chemistry builds as you get to know each other's bodies and preferences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lack of chemistry/connection x

Exactly, that's why I try not to be set in my ways about physical attributes because if the connection is there it doesn't really matter x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes i agree with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If indeed there is such a thing?

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dumping them normally gets that comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"selfishness and delusionYou mean "Its all about them" type of thing?

yep...combined with the whole that was great for you thing as well"

Kerching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there's no connection then I'm the crap shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had one. Enough said

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"selfishness and delusionYou mean "Its all about them" type of thing?

yep...combined with the whole that was great for you thing as well

Kerching

hahahahaha.....git

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex-lax?

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Passivity, letting you put in all the effort while they lie back and do fuck all.

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Lack of effort."

Too right. When they just lay there & expect you to do all the work!

Julie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she acts like a bag of spuds and just lays there.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"When she acts like a bag of spuds and just lays there.

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King Edward or Maris Piper?

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By *lubPartyPeepsCouple
over a year ago

London

Forgetting that the act of sex is about pleasure for two people (or more) not just one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiny cock or very loose fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiny cock or very loose fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here? Only once it was crap - my fault; I allowed a sympathy shag (my sympathy

Never again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tiny cock or very loose fanny"

Obviously the latter judging by the echo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two pumps and a squirt

Depends where the pumps are placed though surely?

Too true. But then that kind of sex doesn't make it in to the crap shag category

Luckily I've had very few in recent years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking copious notes here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either lays there and does nothing. Lazyness, waits for one partner to make all the effort, or one partner cums its only fair they make the other cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"selfishness and delusion"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When she acts like a bag of spuds and just lays there.

King Edward or Maris Piper?"

Jersey royal

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"When she acts like a bag of spuds and just lays there.

King Edward or Maris Piper?

Jersey royal

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Posh.

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By *RYBBWCouple
over a year ago

Leeds.

"When she acts like a bag of spuds and just lays there.

Maybe she's bored or can't feel you.

Takes two to tango.

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By *andd2Couple
over a year ago

The Dungeon

2 pumps and the money shot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"selfishness and delusion"

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By *rigidhippieMan
over a year ago

York

"Lack of effort."

Surely on both peoples part.. ( it takes 2 to tango)

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"If indeed there is such a thing?

Commenting that the ceiling could do with a lick of paint just as you get to the point of no return?"

Ah so you've shagged my ex then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be no Connection and only interested in her own pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of pulse and a severe case of rigor mortis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not had one to be honest. Anyone I shag knows what I want and visa versa. Communication is a big thing for me

Not even a crap fumble behind the bike shed?

Nope I was the epitome of a good girl. Making up for it now though, kind of

So was I, the epitome of Snow White here.

What living in the same house as 7 men ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When there is a lack of connection or their ego has them focussed on themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women with hang ups , not comfortable in there own skin , and with lots of inhibitions .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When she acts like a bag of spuds and just lays there.

Maybe she's bored or can't feel you.

Takes two to tango."

Just her and a lifeless way. She did enjoy just wouldn't do anything else.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Sex without me is pretty crap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flat Batteries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women with hang ups , not comfortable in there own skin , and with lots of inhibitions .

See I can be a little shy about my body at times but with a guy I'm comfortable with it goes out the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women with hang ups , not comfortable in there own skin , and with lots of inhibitions .

See I can be a little shy about my body at times but with a guy I'm comfortable with it goes out the window

The body or inhibitions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women with hang ups , not comfortable in there own skin , and with lots of inhibitions .

See I can be a little shy about my body at times but with a guy I'm comfortable with it goes out the window

The body or inhibitions?

I hope it's not my body

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

What makes a shit shag is when, its just a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its crap if they quote the avichi song wake me up when its all over

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Big ego, small cock

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By *oveSlutForUseCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

Men who are more concerned with goals - sport fucking, positions, squirting etc etc - than actually enjoyment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Selfish men lol cumming too quick and not satisfying women met a few on here lol

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Someone having to ask, 'what do I need to do next?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mind you its the man that does the shagging as he need to stay hard lol x."

Ladies go on about men cumming to quick

Well ladies we both had the same amount of time and pleasure and I feel totally satified lmao

A good lady can keep you hard no matter how many times you cum, she only has to do that and the rest of time can lean back and enjoy the view of the ceiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big ego, small cock "

So ego to widgy size

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