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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

that will put you off someone during a meet , what would it be ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manky teeth and B.O

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

when chatting and setting your bounrdys before hand then some one trys to cross them

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth

..spotting the beginnings of an erection under her dress

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By *pple16Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

Bad hygine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..spotting the beginnings of an erection under her dress "

hmmmm I'm dunno bout that... would be interesting so long as she didn't have a 6 O'clock shadow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Manky teeth and B.O "

dam im fooked or not as the case is lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of the following will put me off a person:

Badly capped teeth

Dirty fingers and nails

Lack of good sense of humour or devoid of a personality

Egoistic

Bad table manners

Unkind to other people

Biggots

etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me a green slime

For Shaz a bad smell.

Tony

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

bloody hell you lot i said ONE thing!!!! lol

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth


"Any of the following will put me off a person:

Badly capped teeth

Dirty fingers and nails

Lack of good sense of humour or devoid of a personality

Egoistic

Bad table manners

Unkind to other people

Biggots

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Blimey, I hope John McRirick isn't reading this, he'll be reaching for the razor blades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bloody hell you lot i said ONE thing!!!! lol "

lol

I said 1 thing for me (puss)

and one thing for Shaz (stink)

hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bloody hell you lot i said ONE thing!!!! lol "

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And I replied any one on the list will result in me saying no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard to pick one! I've not played for the following reason:

Unkempt: if no effort taking for initial meet yuk: clean clothes a must!

Bad manners: pushing in front of me and letting the door close in my face doesn't impress me much!

Poor oral hygiene: not going to kiss someone who doesn't own a toothbrush!

Indescretion: talking in a derogatory manner about other women, goes without saying I'd make the hit list!

Misleading pics: if your profile states 6ft 2, athletic build, 45, 5ft 8, 18 st and 60 will get a slap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey, I hope John McRirick isn't reading this, he'll be reaching for the razor blades "

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I am fussy!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Bad hygene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and Ignorance.

forgot that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to be able to get on with the guy, because I won't let a twat near my wife

Even if the lady was gorgeous, if I didn't like the guy, it's a no

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"..spotting the beginnings of an erection under her dress "
very good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number 1 has to be poor personal hygiene!

XXXX

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

A Blue waffle EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When did ya eat a blue waffle ?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Sarcasm! Sarcasm! Sarcasm!

There is no way in Hades I would fuck a sarcastic woman!

Bo isn’t good but bullshit on the tongue would stop me getting close enough to have a sniff.

So just to be clear my pet hate is…….Sarcasm

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Just to clarify its …….Sarcasm!!!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Just to clarify its …….Sarcasm!!! "

Sorry what was that again?

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

Peachies talking about Tarzan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me jane

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Just to clarify its …….Sarcasm!!!

Sorry what was that again?"

Its horrible honest it is. You go on a meet and its enough to make you fasten your belt n bugger off. Luckily there aren't so many sarcastic uns on meets, but there are some!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Just to clarify its …….Sarcasm!!!

Sorry what was that again?

Its horrible honest it is. You go on a meet and its enough to make you fasten your belt n bugger off. Luckily there aren't so many sarcastic uns on meets, but there are some! "

Just checking

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Just to clarify its …….Sarcasm!!!

Sorry what was that again?

Its horrible honest it is. You go on a meet and its enough to make you fasten your belt n bugger off. Luckily there aren't so many sarcastic uns on meets, but there are some!

Just checking "

I also am not partial to fungal nail infection

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Just to clarify its …….Sarcasm!!!

Sorry what was that again?

Its horrible honest it is. You go on a meet and its enough to make you fasten your belt n bugger off. Luckily there aren't so many sarcastic uns on meets, but there are some!

Just checking

I also am not partial to fungal nail infection "

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Same meet????

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Just to clarify its …….Sarcasm!!!

Sorry what was that again?

Its horrible honest it is. You go on a meet and its enough to make you fasten your belt n bugger off. Luckily there aren't so many sarcastic uns on meets, but there are some!

Just checking

I also am not partial to fungal nail infection "

Now that just turned my stomach. Cheers mate

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

For us, if the background in a profile pic is a tip!!

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*you've all been warned now tidy up your rooms!*

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Just to clarify its …….Sarcasm!!!

Sorry what was that again?

Its horrible honest it is. You go on a meet and its enough to make you fasten your belt n bugger off. Luckily there aren't so many sarcastic uns on meets, but there are some!

Just checking

I also am not partial to fungal nail infection

Now that just turned my stomach. Cheers mate "

Then i wont tell the tail i heard a bit back about an event at chams.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


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Then i wont tell the tail i heard a bit back about an event at chams. "

Now I sooo want to know....and at the same time I soooo dont.

I feel like Im in blue waffle situation here

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


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Then i wont tell the tail i heard a bit back about an event at chams.

Now I sooo want to know....and at the same time I soooo dont.

I feel like Im in blue waffle situation here "

Well it was a dark room and unnamed person was toe sucking in said dark room. Upon exit said person looked at playmate in the light and when the gaze got to podgy feet with........ Oooo i feel sick

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"For us, if the background in a profile pic is a tip!!

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*you've all been warned now tidy up your rooms!* "

Well if a certain someone looked at the background in my pic they might have somewhat of a shock

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


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Well it was a dark room and unnamed person was toe sucking in said dark room. Upon exit said person looked at playmate in the light and when the gaze got to podgy feet with........ Oooo i feel sick "

I just knew that I soooo didnt want to know

Femme, thats on my list now then

Although I knew there was a reason that I would no more suck a toe than suck a... a...a.... something horrible

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


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Well it was a dark room and unnamed person was toe sucking in said dark room. Upon exit said person looked at playmate in the light and when the gaze got to podgy feet with........ Oooo i feel sick

I just knew that I soooo didnt want to know

Femme, thats on my list now then

Although I knew there was a reason that I would no more suck a toe than suck a... a...a.... something horrible "

The moral to the story is ......always take a miners helmet torch if your playing in the dark

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"Well if a certain someone looked at the background in my pic they might have somewhat of a shock "

I no longer look at your pics BB because there's a particular one that scares the feck out of me!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Well if a certain someone looked at the background in my pic they might have somewhat of a shock

I no longer look at your pics BB because there's a particular one that scares the feck out of me! "

well mi toes are nice and so are my finger nails as someone has got me to man-e-cure them

The rest are all chuffing scary

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By *eppoch1970Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I have to say lack of respect. & the other thing which makes me less erect is someone who just lies there like a sac of spuds and expects YOU to do all the bloody work. I am NOT a prostitute, I am NOT getting paid for this nonsense lol so there would be no 2cd meeting for that person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad hygene and a small willy sorry guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a smelly fanny

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By *haven767Man
over a year ago

plymouth

Changing the rules!!(boundaries)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OOh the bounderies all them dos and donts. All there to play whats all the fuss about.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"that will put you off someone during a meet , what would it be ? "

If they had literally shit themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being introduced to their grandparents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being introduced to their grandparents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bella put the last entry, as a bit of a giggle after I once told her of a VERY off-putting experience at a private swinger party I once attended in Swindon... On arrival I was told the bloke who had arranged the party was inside... And so was his mother.

That's the god's honest truth.

And she looked like a troll in a baby-doll

The family that lays together stays together, I guess

I should point out in all fairness, no incest was involved... But still, eh?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"On arrival I was told the bloke who had arranged the party was inside... And so was his mother.

That's the god's honest truth.

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Ive met a mother and daughter at a club, and also know of a mother and son...

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By *woBiTwoCouple
over a year ago

north manchester


"I have to be able to get on with the guy, because I won't let a twat near my wife

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... short and to the point, and I agree 100% Jack!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I know of a mother and daughter that go to a club together but play seperatly

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