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By *eeBee67 OP   Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I have to run the shower gel under the hot tap before it will squeeze out of the bottle.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Id be straight down to reception for a heater!

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By *tevelizCouple
over a year ago

northampton

where are you staying? Is it the Ice Hotel inside the Arctic Circle.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"where are you staying? Is it the Ice Hotel inside the Arctic Circle."

Ahh well in that case Id be asking for another bear skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm the bed up with the hair dryer..

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By *tevelizCouple
over a year ago

northampton


"where are you staying? Is it the Ice Hotel inside the Arctic Circle.

Ahh well in that case Id be asking for another bear skin :-the bare skin you allready have looks good to me.

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By *eeBee67 OP   Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Not as exotic as ice hotel.

Try Premier Inn

Told reception....response...did you switch the heater on?

Too chuffing right and the towel rail and even boiled the kettle to warm room up

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Close the window??

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Blimey where is this premier Inn, must avoid!

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By *eeBee67 OP   Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Close the window??"

Wasnt open.

Any way was last night.

Different PI hotel tonight lets see if mornign brings hyperthermia

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By *eeBee67 OP   Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Blimey where is this premier Inn, must avoid! "

Dundee - a little colder than our locality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not as exotic as ice hotel.

Try Premier Inn

Told reception....response...did you switch the heater on?

Too chuffing right and the towel rail and even boiled the kettle to warm room up "

I'm in a premier inn too and it's fucking freezing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when the flame on your lighter freezes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tweet Lenny Henry n tell him!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

never stayed in a Baltic Premier Inn, they are usually too hot!

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"Blimey where is this premier Inn, must avoid!

Dundee - a little colder than our locality"

According to my weather app it's 3 degrees in Dundee and -1 in Halifax

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Bloody snow in Aberdeen! Ok, only a sprinkling, but fooking freezing and no I am not used to it!

This Foxy, loves her warmth, offers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just put my bin up and it's frozen shut, hope the bin men carry de-icer !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My premier inn is comfy and warm tonight.

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