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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ruby Sophia and I'm really really really horny!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

My name is Aphro and I am a sex addict on Tuesdays!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Purring Pussy and my Pussy has lost its Purr today

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My name is Licketysplits and I am horny every day and twice on the ones ending in day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Kenny and Sophia makes me really horny.

And a sex addict every day of the week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is queenoftease and I'm addicted to sex chocolate and cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is queenoftease and I'm addicted to sex chocolate and cake

All at the same time? messy

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My name is diamonds miles and I've got some new pictures to wank over

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"My name is queenoftease and I'm addicted to sex chocolate and cake

All at the same time? messy

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And greedy lol - so cool

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

My names is _atelotman,but you can call me Horny always lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name "still thinking of one" looking for a willy warmer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is LadyIce and I'm loving the cold mornings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Glow and I have PHS - permanent horn syndrome

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

My name is Evie and I need a hoy body to warm my hands up on

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

I am the fem of _ornieandhot and I'm in a very naughty mood this eve

D x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My name is cheekychops and I need a cuddle

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By *angerpointCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

My name is Mrs Dangerpoint. Im a very horny sensual woman in need of a bloody good seeing to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is queenoftease and I'm addicted to sex chocolate and cake

All at the same time? messy

And greedy lol - so cool

Chocolate cake, cream and sex nom nom

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

My name is Dirtyuker, Im not dirty but I am from the UK. I also wouldnt mind changing my name

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"My name is Evie and I need a hoy body to warm my hands up on

I'm nice and hot, wrapped in my duvet, you can let your hand roam, I mean warm on my body any time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is queenoftease and I'm addicted to sex chocolate and cake

You know I bake cakes, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Minxie Minx and I cause chaos and mayhem everywhere I go !!!!! lol (please feel free to sing those last three words) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is sexybrains penis, and I wrote

this myself.

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

My name is Chris and I am feeling sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our name is bling blings and the mrs is horny but the mr is broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Wayne and I just put the kettle on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Mrs Dangerpoint. Im a very horny sensual woman in need of a bloody good seeing to. "

Well then I love to give it to you, lots of cuddles and kisses first mind you.

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By *igHands79Man
over a year ago

wakefield

My name is Phil and I'm only horny on days ending with y........I might be ok tomorrow

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I've been thinking all day I need a bloody good shag

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've been thinking all day I need a bloody good shag"

Sea bird, carpet or (whisper it) sex?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've been thinking all day I need a bloody good shag

Sea bird, carpet or (whisper it) sex?

Sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ruby Sophia and I'm really really really horny! "

Welcome to my world my cock never sits down always standing all so I have to sort him out... X

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've been thinking all day I need a bloody good shag

Sea bird, carpet or (whisper it) sex?

Sex

Ooo errr

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

My name is Darryl and I m addicted to raw meat,,,

I think I m cured now,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been thinking all day I need a bloody good shag"

Well your not sucking my toes so shag it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is queenoftease and I'm addicted to sex chocolate and cake

You know I bake cakes, right?

So does Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm moody and I'm feeling stuffed. Give it an hr and I will have room for chocolate waffles hot cherries and cream

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've been thinking all day I need a bloody good shag

Well your not sucking my toes so shag it is

Don't knock it till you've tried it. It may make you go like Buckaroo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been thinking all day I need a bloody good shag

Well your not sucking my toes so shag it is

Don't knock it till you've tried it. It may make you go like Buckaroo

Yes kick in the nuts buckaroo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My name is queenoftease and I'm addicted to sex chocolate and cake

You know I bake cakes, right?

So does Ruby

I does indeed. I baked a carrot cake today! It smells gorgeous and I didn't forget about it whilst having a solo session!

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By *roovychildMan
over a year ago

East Molesey

"Ruby Sophia and I'm really really really horny! "

I thought you were gonna say Slim Shady!

I've plenty of time off...salfordian at heart. Love an excuse for a trip home!

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

My names Roaster and ive got MS .....

technically its MSB ...... a Muckle Swingin Bawbag ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Endangered Species n I'm the only one left. I daren't delete my account n rejoin cos then I'd have to be Extinct Dodo!

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By *indys loverCouple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon

My name is Mork

but it isn't really

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

MissBehaving and I have to spend the night in Aberdeen and need rescued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm petsbe and I'm a tap drank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my name is not important, but I do need a wee and can't be arsed to move!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just call me V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my name is not important, but I do need a wee and can't be arsed to move!!!"

snap lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slim shady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is mystery man and if I don't get sex soon. I will die am agonising death

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"MissBehaving and I have to spend the night in Aberdeen and need rescued

Oi! You cheeky mare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is ThisWayIn, and you need to come into me, in fact it's ThisWayIn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is billy and I'm a cum-aholic, need a fix tonight any one wanna help a gun out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is sexybrains penis, and I wrote

this myself."

Awesome! Well dined sexybrain's penis.

My name is Star and I'm constantly horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meant well done. But well dined works too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my name is not important, but I do need a wee and can't be arsed to move!!!

snap lol

I had to give in a go.....I really was in danger of wetting myself (apologies if TMI)

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

My name is Ryan and I have a tight bottom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm now drinking some red wine whilst resisting temptation to eat carrot cake!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my name is not important, but I do need a wee and can't be arsed to move!!!

snap lol

I had to give in a go.....I really was in danger of wetting myself (apologies if TMI)

I am remaining stoic

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"MissBehaving and I have to spend the night in Aberdeen and need rescued

Oi! You cheeky mare!

haha... sorry... but it's really more to do with being away from home than actual Aberdeen itself

lol

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"My name is Ryan and I have a tight bottom"

For now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Redscorpio63 and im skint till Friday

wouldn't mind a cuddle to cheer me up though

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"My name is Ryan and I have a tight bottom

For now

Forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is CrazyCrazyKnight

Most Scouse women on this site claim they won't meet smokers.

As if they care what I put in my mouth after what they'll let a stranger jam up their fuckin arse!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"My name is Ryan and I have a tight bottom

For now

Forever"

You're just in strap-on love denial

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

My name is _rightonsteve which is a boring name just like me. I like group sex with sweet food included.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"My name is Ryan and I have a tight bottom

For now

Forever

You're just in strap-on love denial

Yea yea yea. The day you get a strap on up my arse is the day I massage cheese burgers into ya tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi my name is horny and my wonderful wife is smoking hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Tease & Temptation and I fancy a vodka, snuggles then rampant sex!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"My name is Tease & Temptation and I fancy a vodka, snuggles then rampant sex!!

Are you not playing tonight?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"My name is Tease & Temptation and I fancy a vodka, snuggles then rampant sex!!

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Should nt that be in reverse order?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Clem Fandango, I'm in the bath, and you lot have too much time on your hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Tease & Temptation and I fancy a vodka, snuggles then rampant sex!!

Are you not playing tonight?"

Nope

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

My name is an exclamation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Tease & Temptation and I fancy a vodka, snuggles then rampant sex!!

Should nt that be in reverse order?

Oh blimey yessss!! Rampant sex then snuggles

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"My name is Tease & Temptation and I fancy a vodka, snuggles then rampant sex!!

Are you not playing tonight?

Nope

Ah bummer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Tease & Temptation and I fancy a vodka, snuggles then rampant sex!!

Are you not playing tonight?

Nope

Ah bummer

I know

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

I'm L. fed up of feeling yuk now. wanna be full of beans and jump P and other fab friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Golden and I have the Horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is obi - and I'm not horny after a good lunch time sesh!

Might be tomorrow though!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Pops. And i need a good fuck, with lots of sensual kissing and teasing. Preferably in the mornings where I am the most throbbiest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Pops. And i need a good fuck, with lots of sensual kissing and teasing. Preferably in the mornings where I am the most throbbiest.

thrust me babe

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

my name is olovingman ..and i love o

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my name is olovingman ..and i love o "

Olive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is queenoftease and I'm addicted to sex chocolate and cake

Sex chocolate can be fun, playing with a Twix... Not sure about the cake... Although iced boob with smarties can be fun food play !!

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By *hoe_nixCouple
over a year ago

leeds

my name is sal and I love this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my name is olovingman ..and i love o

Olive?

"got any o's?", - Ronnie Barker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My name is Ruby and the carrot cake that I'm taking down for someone on Thursday is making my house smell really yummy and I'm not allowed to munch it!

Oh and I've also had a little bit of the old vino rouge tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Redscorpio63 and im skint till Friday

wouldn't mind a cuddle to cheer me up though

Cuddles from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Pops. And i need a good fuck, with lots of sensual kissing and teasing. Preferably in the mornings where I am the most throbbiest.

thrust me babe

Where do you want me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Welsh rarebit and no where in Wales wil you find another like me (rare)...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Welsh rarebit and no where in Wales wil you find another like me (rare)...lol"

Phew thought it may have meant you are full of cheese, strangely makes us really hungry, you sound delicious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Welsh rarebit and no where in Wales wil you find another like me (rare)...lol

Phew thought it may have meant you are full of cheese, strangely makes us really hungry, you sound delicious!"

Aw thank you. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Classy but not always a laydeeee...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is miss special k and I need a hug

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My name is miss special k and I need a hug

Big squeezy hugs lovely xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is miss special k and I need a hug

A big hug from me

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"My name is Ryan and I have a tight bottom

For now

Forever

You're just in strap-on love denial

Yea yea yea. The day you get a strap on up my arse is the day I massage cheese burgers into ya tits

Yeah yeah... You're staying safe there... everyone knows you'd consider that a waste of a cheeseburger... so that ain't something you'd want to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww thank you both xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is miss special k and I need a hug

A big hug from me

Mahoosive hugs from me too. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Ruby and the carrot cake that I'm taking down for someone on Thursday is making my house smell really yummy and I'm not allowed to munch it!

Oh and I've also had a little bit of the old vino rouge tonight! "

Can you give that one to me and make another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is miss special k and I need a hug

A big hug from me

Mahoosive hugs from me too. xxx"

And me .... (((Huggles)))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My name is Ruby and the carrot cake that I'm taking down for someone on Thursday is making my house smell really yummy and I'm not allowed to munch it!

Oh and I've also had a little bit of the old vino rouge tonight!

Can you give that one to me and make another

No, it took about 2 and a half hours to make from beginning to end! Its torturing me though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Ryan and I have a tight bottom

For now

Forever

You're just in strap-on love denial

Yea yea yea. The day you get a strap on up my arse is the day I massage cheese burgers into ya tits

Yeah yeah... You're staying safe there... everyone knows you'd consider that a waste of a cheeseburger... so that ain't something you'd want to do

If I buy the cheeseburgers - can I watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Ruby and the carrot cake that I'm taking down for someone on Thursday is making my house smell really yummy and I'm not allowed to munch it!

Oh and I've also had a little bit of the old vino rouge tonight!

Can you give that one to me and make another

No, it took about 2 and a half hours to make from beginning to end! Its torturing me though!"

Awe

Was worth a try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Ruby and the carrot cake that I'm taking down for someone on Thursday is making my house smell really yummy and I'm not allowed to munch it!

Oh and I've also had a little bit of the old vino rouge tonight!

Can you give that one to me and make another

...and can i have a bite off that from you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Ruby and the carrot cake that I'm taking down for someone on Thursday is making my house smell really yummy and I'm not allowed to munch it!

Oh and I've also had a little bit of the old vino rouge tonight!

Can you give that one to me and make another

...and can i have a bite off that from you?

Noooo go find your own

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My name is Ruby and the carrot cake that I'm taking down for someone on Thursday is making my house smell really yummy and I'm not allowed to munch it!

Oh and I've also had a little bit of the old vino rouge tonight!

Can you give that one to me and make another

No, it took about 2 and a half hours to make from beginning to end! Its torturing me though!

Awe

Was worth a try

Sorry lovely lady - I will be making another one - so long as it doesn't poison him!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"My name is Ryan and I have a tight bottom

For now

Forever

You're just in strap-on love denial

Yea yea yea. The day you get a strap on up my arse is the day I massage cheese burgers into ya tits

Yeah yeah... You're staying safe there... everyone knows you'd consider that a waste of a cheeseburger... so that ain't something you'd want to do

If I buy the cheeseburgers - can I watch?

Watch what?? Me defiling Ryans bottom with a strap on.... Sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Ruby and the carrot cake that I'm taking down for someone on Thursday is making my house smell really yummy and I'm not allowed to munch it!

Oh and I've also had a little bit of the old vino rouge tonight!

Can you give that one to me and make another

...and can i have a bite off that from you?

Noooo go find your own

I did, you have it.

Thank you for sharing the cake with me you lovely and gorgeous person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Red. I'm really excited it's almost Xmas, so much so I changed my name already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is HTBS and very few know what it stands for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is HTBS and very few know what it stands for

Henry the bull shitter?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"My name is HTBS and very few know what it stands for

I thought it was a bank ......... oh no.... wait....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is HTBS and very few know what it stands for

Henry the bull shitter? "

damn your good!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is HTBS and very few know what it stands for

Henry the bull shitter?

damn your good!!!!!!

What do I win?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"My name is Red. I'm really excited it's almost Xmas, so much so I changed my name already! "

Bloody hell your a bit premature

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Oops *youre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Red. I'm really excited it's almost Xmas, so much so I changed my name already!

Bloody hell your a bit premature

I'm excited

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Double oops * you're

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is HTBS and very few know what it stands for

Henry the bull shitter?

damn your good!!!!!!

I thought your avatar was a pumpkin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is HTBS and very few know what it stands for

Henry the bull shitter?

damn your good!!!!!!

I thought your avatar was a pumpkin.

that genuinely made me laugh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm Rusty and I've lost my mojo.

Some bastards stole it and I want it back

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hi I'm Rusty and I've lost my mojo.

Some bastards stole it and I want it back

What you need is a woman, dressed up as a man and calling herself alladin. She will rub your magic lamp and before you can say three wishes your mojo will return.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

My name is Frisky Mare and I should be asleep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is MrWho and I want carrot cake....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is MrWho and I want carrot cake...."

Do you sometimes wish you had paid more attention at school n become a doctor like your more famous brother????

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

My name is Rosie and I have Restless Legs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is MrWho and I want carrot cake....

Do you sometimes wish you had paid more attention at school n become a doctor like your more famous brother????

I did!

And my more famous brother isn't getting carrot cake on Thursday, unlike me!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Im knackered and in need of tlc and I've forgot my name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im knackered and in need of tlc and I've forgot my name

Did u really mean TLC or us it a typo n ya meant u really need TALC???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My name is MrWho and I want carrot cake...."

Patience!! It will be all yours tomorrow!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Name is QueenOfTease and I'm soaked wet through

Hate School runs x

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