FabSwingers.com forum: No single guys!!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If seeing this on a profile causes you pain and strife - Simple solution fellas!!

Get married!! Or get a girlfriend!!

Bingo!!! Then you're automatically no longer a 'single guy' and can message all the profiles you previously were blocked from contacting!!!

Free advice - no charge!!!

*this solution may not work in all (or any !) cases and serious consideration should be given to the logistical and financial implications of getting married/finding a life partner/shacking up with your GF as a means of attempting to contact others for random sex. Tbh - you're probably better off not bothering and just sticking to those looking for you.

**No responsibility is taken by this poster for any financial commitments you find yourself stuck with should you attempt this obviously quite ludicrous method of circumventing (other long words are available) site message filters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the "single guys" with wives and girlfriends who have no idea about them being on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If seeing this on a profile causes you pain and strife - Simple solution fellas!!

Get married!! Or get a girlfriend!!

Bingo!!! Then you're automatically no longer a 'single guy' and can message all the profiles you previously were blocked from contacting!!!

Free advice - no charge!!!

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wot not even if I get anywhere near it?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some already do, fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's up obi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey Obi, this mean us single 'girls' might get 'fancy getting hitched' messages as well as the 'fancy a fuck' ones now?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Haha isn't that the approach you took with a fuck buddy account

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it okay to borrow someone for the purposes of being non-single ?

I promise to return them in good condition, with only a few minor scratches and bruises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer single guys, but don't seem to attract them too much but married ones I seem to

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Haha isn't that the approach you took with a fuck buddy account

I almost posted that but saw you had got there first.

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

some of us single gals get asked by the guys to meet couples with them thus making it easier for them , i not do this or take guys to clubs

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Haha isn't that the approach you took with a fuck buddy account

I almost posted that but saw you had got there first.

And me....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha isn't that the approach you took with a fuck buddy account

I almost posted that but saw you had got there first.

And me....

Cheeky!

And no - she sends the messages!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's up obi?

Boredom! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crikey Obi, this mean us single 'girls' might get 'fancy getting hitched' messages as well as the 'fancy a fuck' ones now?

I hope they say it better than that Legs. 3 word shezz a bit on the shorts side.

How about something like this then.

Hello legs you are beautiful lady with stunning legs. Due to a resent forum post I have worked out in order to get more action I need a wife or girlfriend to part with. I would like you do be that wife/girlfriend. I have no previous owners a good runner with benefits package included.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crikey Obi, this mean us single 'girls' might get 'fancy getting hitched' messages as well as the 'fancy a fuck' ones now?

I hope they say it better than that Legs. 3 word shezz a bit on the shorts side.

How about something like this then.

erm......no! Is that too cruel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It must be Tuesday blues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If seeing this on a profile causes you pain and strife - Simple solution fellas!!

Get married!! Or get a girlfriend!!

Bingo!!! Then you're automatically no longer a 'single guy' and can message all the profiles you previously were blocked from contacting!!!

Free advice - no charge!!!

***This post will not self destruct in 5 seconds. Hopefully!

And is this the reason why you have a couples account? So you can meet people who have " no single guys " on their profile?

Crikey you must be bored to be posting stuff like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crikey Obi, this mean us single 'girls' might get 'fancy getting hitched' messages as well as the 'fancy a fuck' ones now?

I hope they say it better than that Legs. 3 word shezz a bit on the shorts side.

How about something like this then.

erm......no! Is that too cruel?

lol no it is not too crule at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crikey Obi, this mean us single 'girls' might get 'fancy getting hitched' messages as well as the 'fancy a fuck' ones now?

I hope they say it better than that Legs. 3 word shezz a bit on the shorts side.

How about something like this then.

erm......no! Is that too cruel?

lol no it is not too crule at all.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ill offer my "girlfriend" services for vodka nice dinner and whatever else

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

"Ill offer my "girlfriend" services for vodka nice dinner and whatever else

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If seeing this on a profile causes you pain and strife - Simple solution fellas!!

Get married!! Or get a girlfriend!!

Bingo!!! Then you're automatically no longer a 'single guy' and can message all the profiles you previously were blocked from contacting!!!

Free advice - no charge!!!

***This post will not self destruct in 5 seconds. Hopefully!

And is this the reason why you have a couples account? So you can meet people who have " no single guys " on their profile?

Crikey you must be bored to be posting stuff like this

Tongue was firmly in cheek at time of posting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill offer my "girlfriend" services for vodka nice dinner and whatever else

So that is one 5 star dinner with vodka and champagne with a side order of purple corset. for one girlfriend services event deal. You free on Friday then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill offer my "girlfriend" services for vodka nice dinner and whatever else

Would u settle for a big Mac n a share of a bottle of lucozade?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl this threads had me in stitches

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ill offer my "girlfriend" services for vodka nice dinner and whatever else

Would u settle for a big Mac n a share of a bottle of lucozade?

go on then

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Bored as in 'stiff as a board'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill offer my "girlfriend" services for vodka nice dinner and whatever else

Would u settle for a big Mac n a share of a bottle of lucozade?

go on then

Oh sorry I couldn't accept anyone who was such a pushover

but for a big mac I'm sure Ryan will oblige

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol hardly no women want single guys here, specially not white ones lol.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"lol hardly no women want single guys here, specially not white ones lol."

what a sweeping statement of course there are women that want single white men....they just might want you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol hardly no women want single guys here, specially not white ones lol.

what a sweeping statement of course there are women that want single white men....they just might want you..."

lol ur right there.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

" Ill offer my "girlfriend" services for vodka nice dinner and whatever else

Would u settle for a big Mac n a share of a bottle of lucozade?

go on then

Oh sorry I couldn't accept anyone who was such a pushover

but for a big mac I'm sure Ryan will oblige

With pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Ill offer my "girlfriend" services for vodka nice dinner and whatever else

Would u settle for a big Mac n a share of a bottle of lucozade?

go on then

Oh sorry I couldn't accept anyone who was such a pushover

but for a big mac I'm sure Ryan will oblige

With pleasure

Ryan - you really should assist me in promoting chicken. Everybody wants fish lately.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

" Ill offer my "girlfriend" services for vodka nice dinner and whatever else

Would u settle for a big Mac n a share of a bottle of lucozade?

go on then

Oh sorry I couldn't accept anyone who was such a pushover

but for a big mac I'm sure Ryan will oblige

With pleasure

Ryan - you really should assist me in promoting chicken. Everybody wants fish lately.

I'm game for that. I'm partial to a bucket full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Ill offer my "girlfriend" services for vodka nice dinner and whatever else

Would u settle for a big Mac n a share of a bottle of lucozade?

go on then

Oh sorry I couldn't accept anyone who was such a pushover

but for a big mac I'm sure Ryan will oblige

With pleasure

Ryan - you really should assist me in promoting chicken. Everybody wants fish lately.

I'm game for that. I'm partial to a bucket full"

Has to be grilled though.

...i'd feel so guilty if i had a bucket. But i'm starving man!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Ill offer my "girlfriend" services for vodka nice dinner and whatever else

Would u settle for a big Mac n a share of a bottle of lucozade?

go on then

Oh sorry I couldn't accept anyone who was such a pushover

but for a big mac I'm sure Ryan will oblige

With pleasure

Ryan - you really should assist me in promoting chicken. Everybody wants fish lately.

I'm game for that. I'm partial to a bucket full

Has to be grilled though.

...i'd feel so guilty if i had a bucket. But i'm starving man!!!"

I hope all this chicken ya keep banging on about is free range? Otherwise I shall immediately cease knitting the pair of glitter socks I'm doing you for xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Ill offer my "girlfriend" services for vodka nice dinner and whatever else

Would u settle for a big Mac n a share of a bottle of lucozade?

go on then

Oh sorry I couldn't accept anyone who was such a pushover

but for a big mac I'm sure Ryan will oblige

With pleasure

Ryan - you really should assist me in promoting chicken. Everybody wants fish lately.

I'm game for that. I'm partial to a bucket full

Has to be grilled though.

...i'd feel so guilty if i had a bucket. But i'm starving man!!!

I hope all this chicken ya keep banging on about is free range? Otherwise I shall immediately cease knitting the pair of glitter socks I'm doing you for xmas

I don't know. But they all taste yummy.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I had chicken for lunch. I need a few more pounds or kg's to the moderners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No single guys?

No.......single.......guys?

Sorry,does'nt compute in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No single guys?

No.......single.......guys?

Sorry,does'nt compute in my head

...don't worry. A couple of more years for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No single guys?

No.......single.......guys?

Sorry,does'nt compute in my head

...don't worry. A couple of more years for me lol

My gosh! Is that a cucumber up your t shirt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No single guys?

No.......single.......guys?

Sorry,does'nt compute in my head

...don't worry. A couple of more years for me lol

My gosh! Is that a cucumber up your t shirt?

Makes for a nice salad lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"No single guys?

No.......single.......guys?

Sorry,does'nt compute in my head

...don't worry. A couple of more years for me lol

My gosh! Is that a cucumber up your t shirt?

It's his secret chicken stash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No single guys?

No.......single.......guys?

Sorry,does'nt compute in my head

...don't worry. A couple of more years for me lol

My gosh! Is that a cucumber up your t shirt?

It's his secret chicken stash

It's all gravy baby!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill offer my "girlfriend" services for vodka nice dinner and whatever else

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No single guys?

No.......single.......guys?

Sorry,does'nt compute in my head

...don't worry. A couple of more years for me lol

My gosh! Is that a cucumber up your t shirt?

It's his secret chicken stash

He needs to stop choking it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading this has made me think of Delboy how many times did he get engaged just to get his le over lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No single guys?

No.......single.......guys?

Sorry,does'nt compute in my head

...don't worry. A couple of more years for me lol

My gosh! Is that a cucumber up your t shirt?

It's his secret chicken stash

He needs to stop choking it

Well, someone has to. It's not going to choke itself now is it lol

...can't go wrong with a bit of 'help yourself' and some 'DIY' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a funny image in my head now of a choked chicken

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get married!! Or get a girlfriend!!

I would rather stick a great big spanner up my arse it would be less of a pain.

But saying that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a funny image in my head now of a choked chicken

Thanks

....can i grill it?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Get married!! Or get a girlfriend!!

I would rather stick a great big spanner up my arse it would be less of a pain.

But saying that...

Got some huge ones in the garage if you want to borrow one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No single white men then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get married!! Or get a girlfriend!!

I would rather stick a great big spanner up my arse it would be less of a pain.

But saying that...

Got some huge ones in the garage if you want to borrow one?

Lube me up first!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Get married!! Or get a girlfriend!!

I would rather stick a great big spanner up my arse it would be less of a pain.

But saying that...

Got some huge ones in the garage if you want to borrow one?

Lube me up first!

Want to tighten up your nuts while I am there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get married!! Or get a girlfriend!!

I would rather stick a great big spanner up my arse it would be less of a pain.

But saying that...

Got some huge ones in the garage if you want to borrow one?

Lube me up first!

Want to tighten up your nuts while I am there?

My nuts are loose and dangly at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG how did I miss this lol

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By *lubPartyPeepsCouple
over a year ago

London

"Crikey Obi, this mean us single 'girls' might get 'fancy getting hitched' messages as well as the 'fancy a fuck' ones now?

You might, but their wives and girlfriends might have something to say about it though....

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

The thread title and the op's name made me

There are so single men....... In my house/life

& the only male in my house is my pint sized little one

But i get enough pm's instantly looking for fwb/fb/ownership etc so to all those please accept my thanks but no now

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

*no single men

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