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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

So, men, how are you using this day designated as yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, men, how are you using this day designated as yours?"

Is this the same as Steak and Blow Job day ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knew nothing about it ! :-

I'm obviously not a real man!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It is not the same as Steak and BJ day or anything about being a real man.

It is your day of empowerment, to discuss and address the issues of being a man.

All those complaints about women having a day or black history month or even Pride - this is your equivalent.

Or as a male political blogger put it, also known as Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Today is YOUR DAY! I do these threads for the other days so I am being absolutely equal opps here.

Your concerns, joys, issues, moans - it is your day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok - in that case..........

Can all you bloody women please leave the loo seat up after you've used it - it'll stop you whinging about us guys weeing on it and prevent RSI in the incontinent!

Thanks Lickety!!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ok - in that case..........

Can all you bloody women please leave the loo seat up after you've used it - it'll stop you whinging about us guys weeing on it and prevent RSI in the incontinent!

Thanks Lickety!! "

It is only sad that it takes a woman to point out that this day has been designated for you.

I will acquiesce on the loo seat today only (safe in the knowledge that no man will be anywhere near mine).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When's women's day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is not the same as Steak and BJ day or anything about being a real man.

It is your day of empowerment, to discuss and address the issues of being a man.

All those complaints about women having a day or black history month or even Pride - this is your equivalent.

Or as a male political blogger put it, also known as Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Today is YOUR DAY! I do these threads for the other days so I am being absolutely equal opps here.

Your concerns, joys, issues, moans - it is your day. "

I can see this being a very short conversation over the dinner table. I'll give him a couple of minutes before I tell him to shut up, we can't hear the news.

I'll let you know how we get on

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"When's women's day lol "

8th March as it is every year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just don't agree with equality for men and that's that. They try and push their luck if you give them an inch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When's women's day lol

8th March as it is every year."

From 9-5. Once the houseworks done. And you still have to leave the loo seat up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When's women's day lol

8th March as it is every year.

From 9-5. Once the houseworks done. And you still have to leave the loo seat up! "

And there you go. I rest my case

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I just don't agree with equality for men and that's that. They try and push their luck if you give them an inch. "

Now, now. There is no need for misandry on this thread.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"When's women's day lol

8th March as it is every year.

From 9-5. Once the houseworks done. And you still have to leave the loo seat up! "

Or misogyny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woah woah people, equal rights. Whoever is strongest gets a seat on the life boat first.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Woah woah people, equal rights. Whoever is strongest gets a seat on the life boat first. "

Are we drowning already?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"When's women's day lol

8th March as it is every year.

From 9-5. Once the houseworks done. And you still have to leave the loo seat up! "

No probs, as long as I get a 17.01 - 8.59 shagg!! Oh and I dont sit...I hover so the seat is always up, a lot more hygienic and great for my thigh muscles

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"When's women's day lol

8th March as it is every year.

From 9-5. Once the houseworks done. And you still have to leave the loo seat up!

No probs, as long as I get a 17.01 - 8.59 shagg!! Oh and I dont sit...I hover so the seat is always up, a lot more hygienic and great for my thigh muscles "

Haha, those French habits, they die hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woah woah people, equal rights. Whoever is strongest gets a seat on the life boat first.

Are we drowning already?"

In the tears for equality.


"No probs, as long as I get a 17.01 - 8.59 shagg!! Oh and I dont sit...I hover so the seat is always up, a lot more hygienic and great for my thigh muscles "

Even for a number 2?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I forgo to say that the theme this year is keeping men and boys safe. It is also an overall aim to improve gender relations and equality.

The blurb goes on "the ability to sacrifice your needs on behalf of others is fundamental to manhood, as is honour. Manhood rites of passage the world over recognise the importance of sacrifice in the development of manhood."

Translated for Obi, I think that means you need to leave the loo seat down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont hate men

No no nooooo

Indeed they come in very handy for chopping word and unblocking drains and fixing cars

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I just don't agree with equality for men and that's that. They try and push their luck if you give them an inch. "

I think it's more so the women that push their luck when you offer them an inch.

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By *ickedxxxCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I put the seat down and then the lid so we both have to lift something when needed that's equality.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I put the seat down and then the lid so we both have to lift something when needed that's equality."

That is an equal approach.

I post a serious thread and it becomes one about gender and loo seats.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I dont class my self as 'international but I do go to culchural Spain once, every year.

Is this enough for me to be involved?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I dont class my self as 'international but I do go to culchural Spain once, every year.

Is this enough for me to be involved?

"

Do you have gonads? That is all that is required.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry OP I never imagined with this title is was serious

Now I know I will bugger off and annoy someone else.

Apologies

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm sorry OP I never imagined with this title is was serious

Now I know I will bugger off and annoy someone else.

Apologies "

No, stay a contribute to the rights of man.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I dont class my self as 'international but I do go to culchural Spain once, every year.

Is this enough for me to be involved?

Do you have gonads? That is all that is required."

Yeah I got two of them. Dosent mean I know what to do with them though

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By *ickedxxxCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I put the seat down and then the lid so we both have to lift something when needed that's equality.

That is an equal approach.

I post a serious thread and it becomes one about gender and loo seats. "

That's the way it goes we easily get sidetracked

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Its Obi's fault....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Do you have gonads? That is all that is required."

Do hermaphrodites get a day too or do they celebrate both?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its Obi's fault....! "

Bite me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh blimey don't tell Luke it's international mans day!! He would have me doing all sorts

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Its Obi's fault....!

Bite me! "

Where?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Its Obi's fault....!

Bite me!

Where? "

I can think of somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must tell the ex ...

She'll have to sacrifice her Zumba class and have the kids tonight whilst I can go to the pub to see Germany beat England at football

Result whatever way I look at it

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


" Do you have gonads? That is all that is required.

Do hermaphrodites get a day too or do they celebrate both? "

Intersex Awareness Day was 26th October. I missed it on the day and didn't want to post after the event.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just don't agree with equality for men and that's that. They try and push their luck if you give them an inch. "

I wouldn't mind getting an inch of Mr Notts lol

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Oh blimey don't tell Luke it's international mans day!! He would have me doing all sorts "

That would be a first!!! Its a good thing he is not allowed in forums then!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh blimey don't tell Luke it's international mans day!! He would have me doing all sorts

That would be a first!!! Its a good thing he is not allowed in forums then!! "

He is allowed just chooses not to use the forums!

I may pamper him when he gets home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh blimey don't tell Luke it's international mans day!! He would have me doing all sorts

That would be a first!!! Its a good thing he is not allowed in forums then!!

He is allowed just chooses not to use the forums!

I may pamper him when he gets home "

Pamper him?

Not nappies I hope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh blimey don't tell Luke it's international mans day!! He would have me doing all sorts

That would be a first!!! Its a good thing he is not allowed in forums then!!

He is allowed just chooses not to use the forums!

I may pamper him when he gets home

Pamper him?

Not nappies I hope! "

Oh no I'm into most things but not adult babies!!

I may let him use the remote for the television for a change

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"I just don't agree with equality for men and that's that. They try and push their luck if you give them an inch. "

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Oh blimey don't tell Luke it's international mans day!! He would have me doing all sorts

That would be a first!!! Its a good thing he is not allowed in forums then!!

He is allowed just chooses not to use the forums!

I may pamper him when he gets home

Pamper him?

Not nappies I hope!

Oh no I'm into most things but not adult babies!!

I may let him use the remote for the television for a change "

The Sky remote?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh blimey don't tell Luke it's international mans day!! He would have me doing all sorts

That would be a first!!! Its a good thing he is not allowed in forums then!!

He is allowed just chooses not to use the forums!

I may pamper him when he gets home

Pamper him?

Not nappies I hope!

Oh no I'm into most things but not adult babies!!

I may let him use the remote for the television for a change "

You're all heart!

*just take the batteries out first!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Oh blimey don't tell Luke it's international mans day!! He would have me doing all sorts

That would be a first!!! Its a good thing he is not allowed in forums then!!

He is allowed just chooses not to use the forums!

I may pamper him when he gets home "

apologies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh blimey don't tell Luke it's international mans day!! He would have me doing all sorts

That would be a first!!! Its a good thing he is not allowed in forums then!!

He is allowed just chooses not to use the forums!

I may pamper him when he gets home

apologies "

Don't be daft

No need to apologise Bambi

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Oh blimey don't tell Luke it's international mans day!! He would have me doing all sorts

That would be a first!!! Its a good thing he is not allowed in forums then!!

He is allowed just chooses not to use the forums!

I may pamper him when he gets home

apologies

Don't be daft

No need to apologise Bambi "

In that case, can I help you pamper Luke???

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

All that moaning that goes on when it is women's day etc. and given a day men just don't care. Thus proving they didn't need one.

Where are your man issues? What are your safety concerns? How are you developing your manhood?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All that moaning that goes on when it is women's day etc. and given a day men just don't care. Thus proving they didn't need one.

Where are your man issues? What are your safety concerns? How are you developing your manhood?

"

I can't comment chuckles cos I believe I have already attained perfection - as one does

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"All that moaning that goes on when it is women's day etc. and given a day men just don't care. Thus proving they didn't need one.

Where are your man issues? What are your safety concerns? How are you developing your manhood?

I can't comment chuckles cos I believe I have already attained perfection - as one does "

Is that just you or a gender trait?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It is only sad that it takes a woman to point out that this day has been designated for you."

Where would we be without women to keep us right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All that moaning that goes on when it is women's day etc. and given a day men just don't care. Thus proving they didn't need one.

Where are your man issues? What are your safety concerns? How are you developing your manhood?

I can't comment chuckles cos I believe I have already attained perfection - as one does

Is that just you or a gender trait?

"

Just me hunny bunny hence the reason I'm endangered! There's only me left

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

so when is mans hour on the radio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so when is mans hour on the radio "

That's probably the football matey

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"so when is mans hour on the radio "

It's on Radio 5 Live but it's not every weekday. I only hear it when they do a joint Woman's Hour with Men's Hour.

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village


"So, men, how are you using this day designated as yours?"

never knew there was such a thing

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