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Long Live The Marmarati

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok who has joined?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

i will join as long as you dont murder me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i will join as long as you dont murder me"

We don't murder you just cover you in luscious brown sticky ambrosia

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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What about the Marmite XO that I was reading about this week?

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

no no no - not the dreaded marmite - Z

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What about the Marmite XO that I was reading about this week?"

XO is ambrosia of the gods!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Should you be invited to join us, you will be required to take this solemn promise.

I hereby and hereon solemnly swear on celery, yeast extract, riboflavin and vitamin B12 to keep the following oath and agreement.

I promise to do my duty to Queen, Country and Marmite.

I swear to be faithful and bear true allegiance to the Marmarati.

I will defend the ebony elixir against all conspiracies, protect it's distinctive flavour and honour its orb-like jar.

I will reject any second-rate pretenders

I promise to spread my dark and sticky mistress throughout the land, as well as on toast.

And finally I swear never, ever to consort with members of the Marmaladi.

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By *ignbouncybabeWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

love marmite i eat it off the spoon and it stops the mozzies biting ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"love marmite i eat it off the spoon and it stops the mozzies biting ya"

All hail and join marmartai

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love marmite to it great with cheese on toast

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

ewwwwwwww, no thanks. would rather shag a celtic supporter!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i love marmite to it great with cheese on toast "

Bliss absolute bliss it is! Buy some XO its the biz.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ewwwwwwww, no thanks. would rather shag a celtic supporter!!! "

Booo hisss boooo!

someone needs converting moi thinks

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"ewwwwwwww, no thanks. would rather shag a celtic supporter!!!

Booo hisss boooo!

someone needs converting moi thinks "

come and have a go if you think your marmited enough

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Dilemma eat marmite v shag a Chelsea Supporter

answers on a postcard please

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Dilemma eat marmite v shag a Chelsea Supporter

answers on a postcard please"
eat marmite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ewwwwwwww, no thanks. would rather shag a celtic supporter!!!

Booo hisss boooo!

someone needs converting moi thinks

come and have a go if you think your marmited enough "

*approaches slyly from behind with room temp XO and spreader*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dilemma eat marmite v shag a Chelsea Supporter

answers on a postcard pleaseeat marmite "

Well you couldn't eat a Chelsea supporter

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Marmite flavoured cashew nuts! Fantastic! And the cat likes licking the empty packet too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Marmite flavoured cashew nuts! Fantastic! And the cat likes licking the empty packet too!"

You can get Marmite crisps too now but the cashew nuts are the inspiration of the Marmite Alchemist.

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