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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When people try to sell themselves on their jobs on here.

To date I can think of a few teachers, couple of "professional" footballers oh and a businessman who travels extensively.

I'm never quite sure how they reckon this could correlate to their performance in the sack !

Anyone else had this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

No, in fact it puts me off

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

nope not impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It dosnt impress me much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No,I can't say I don't have an interest in what someone does for a living though,I just don't see it as a selling point

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, in fact it puts me off

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Yes me too, I find it odd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To talk about your job or profession is the most boring thing in the world.

If someone asks what I do for a living it's the last question they ask me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, im not much interested in their job and it probably puts me off if i am truthfull as it sounds like boasting !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could empty bins for all I care. A person's profession has little relevance on a site such as this, its all down to personality and aesthetics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, in fact it puts me off

Yes me too, I find it odd. "

It's quite amusing really. Says a lot about them I think.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We've never had the bin man bragger line. Not yet lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I find it makes me NOT want to meet them. If someone's chief selling point is that they are a soldier, teacher, footballer then it doesn't seem to say much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When people try to sell themselves on their jobs on here.

To date I can think of a few teachers, couple of "professional" footballers oh and a businessman who travels extensively.

I'm never quite sure how they reckon this could correlate to their performance in the sack !

Anyone else had this "

we would like to know what "professional" means????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did used to find people were curious when I had my job as a sexual therapist. Lol but not sure it was really a selling point.

I ignore messages where the first line says.. hi im a *insert occupation that they think should impress here*

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I think this site, and what it encompasses, is a form of escapism from my conforming working world. So I don't find it attractive at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuinely couldn't care less, as long as they're able to hold a conversation, attractive to me, find me attractive and willing to hop on the bad foot and do the good thing, then I'm game!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Strange, I haven't had anyone really bragging, and I like to know what people do anyway, helps give me an idea of 'what kind of animal' they might be. But then I'm looking for more of a FWB than a one-off.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

This is exactly why I keep it quiet that I'm an astronaut, and also an international man of mystery.

If anyone asks me I say I work in Tesco.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find my career as an astronaut / part time fireman / puppy doctor seems to put people on their guard, so seldom mention it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could put on my profile im a professional bum wiper,i have got nvq2 and 3 after all so very professional im an expert,ark at me im bragging

Nah it dont interest me ,as a selling point for a meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Maybe I'm looking at this the wrong way. I just didn't want people thinking I was an arrogant, big headed cow if I admitted I'm The Stig.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"When people try to sell themselves on their jobs on here.

To date I can think of a few teachers, couple of "professional" footballers oh and a businessman who travels extensively.

I'm never quite sure how they reckon this could correlate to their performance in the sack !

Anyone else had this "

WOW!WOW!!WOW!!!

I've already got a stiffy.

WOW!!!!again (three just wasn't enough)

( )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe I'm looking at this the wrong way. I just didn't want people thinking I was an arrogant, big headed cow if I admitted I'm The Stig. "

Fancy a shag?!...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When people try to sell themselves on their jobs on here.

To date I can think of a few teachers, couple of "professional" footballers oh and a businessman who travels extensively.

I'm never quite sure how they reckon this could correlate to their performance in the sack !

Anyone else had this

WOW!WOW!!WOW!!!

I've already got a stiffy.

WOW!!!!again (three just wasn't enough)

( )"

Er well the businessman does go to Dubai - that's quite hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe I'm looking at this the wrong way. I just didn't want people thinking I was an arrogant, big headed cow if I admitted I'm The Stig.

Fancy a shag?!... "

Depends if you can impress moi with your career credentials.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe I'm looking at this the wrong way. I just didn't want people thinking I was an arrogant, big headed cow if I admitted I'm The Stig.

Fancy a shag?!...

Depends if you can impress moi with your career credentials. "

I train hamsters to perform in the circus!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe I'm looking at this the wrong way. I just didn't want people thinking I was an arrogant, big headed cow if I admitted I'm The Stig.

Fancy a shag?!...

Depends if you can impress moi with your career credentials.

I train hamsters to perform in the circus!"

Erm no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe I'm looking at this the wrong way. I just didn't want people thinking I was an arrogant, big headed cow if I admitted I'm The Stig.

Fancy a shag?!...

Depends if you can impress moi with your career credentials.

I train hamsters to perform in the circus!

Erm no "

If I told the truth it would spoil the fun...

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I always read "professional" as "has a job"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the infamous words of shania twain "that's don't impress me much!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, in fact it puts me off

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Especially when they bring their uniform into it, yes uniforms can be sexy but its not going to be what makes me want to meet you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe I'm looking at this the wrong way. I just didn't want people thinking I was an arrogant, big headed cow if I admitted I'm The Stig.

Fancy a shag?!...

Depends if you can impress moi with your career credentials.

I train hamsters to perform in the circus!

Erm no

If I told the truth it would spoil the fun..."

Maybe this is the problem. Most of us probably have such boring jobs that to use it as a boast would be met with a resounding "and?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My job indicates nothing special about me, some possibly think I'm an airhead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe I'm looking at this the wrong way. I just didn't want people thinking I was an arrogant, big headed cow if I admitted I'm The Stig.

Fancy a shag?!...

Depends if you can impress moi with your career credentials.

I train hamsters to perform in the circus!

Erm no

If I told the truth it would spoil the fun...

Maybe this is the problem. Most of us probably have such boring jobs that to use it as a boast would be met with a resounding "and?" "

Mines an interesting job but it can get annoying when people start asking for advice. They seem to feel I can help them based on the tiniest bits of information on a sex site...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, in fact it puts me off

Yes me too, I find it odd.

It's quite amusing really. Says a lot about them I think. "

This ^^^ I often chuckle ....however its what makes people and the site so diverse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

might do if it says professional, thats all not interested in the details.

its more fun not too know adds a bit of mystery. Same as not impresed or interested in people who like to mention where they go on holiday on their updates.

Teachers not impress me, doctors maybe, but then i have met quite a few stupid doctors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only had firemen and soldiers message, that have mentioned an actual job.

others just say professional, whatever context thats in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

businessman who travel, that sounds like fun, i like to imagine what peoples houses are like because i am interested in houses more than anything else. I dont want to know about people i meet though. I did once meet a lovely young man who was an ambulance driver, that did impress me and so did he.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are both teachers, but it doesn't mention it anywhere on our profile. Why? Because why does it need to? What does it have to do with how good a fuck we are? The only time in chatting it gets bought up are when we have to talk about why our faces are not in public on the site.

We do get a few messages from guys saying "Oh, sleep with me, I'll make it worth your while, I own business X and that means I have a large penis, wont you hop on?". Its like... No. No I won't. C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The profession and grammar thing puts me off, it is a sex site, not an English lesson

Nette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"only had firemen and soldiers message, that have mentioned an actual job.

others just say professional, whatever context thats in"

Thats not interesting to me. Have met a few men who were professionals, so they said. and they were as rough as old arseholes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It dosnt impress me much "

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist

That don't impress me much

So you got the brain but have you got the touch

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh yes, the soldier one... We get that a lot. Granted a few of them have uniforms on in their pics. But two things...

A) Thats REALLY disrespectful to your country and/or unit/regiment and I hate to see people do that.

B) You are somehow implying that people should sleep with you JUST because you are in the army or something?

Oddly enough, as much gratitude and respect I have for anybody fighting for this country, I'm actually FAR less inclined to go with somebody sexually like that, because pretty much every person I know in "real life" thats done that is a big headed, egotistical maniac. I would much rather they kept it on the down low, myself... C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It dosnt impress me much

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist

That don't impress me much

So you got the brain but have you got the touch

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much"

Great song.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So no help for heroes here then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a brain surgeon then.

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