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"Can I be the Virgin Mary "Thats spooky I was just gonna cast you as Mary  | |||
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"Can I be the Virgin Mary "Okies! 
RYAN!!! Cheekychops wants to ride you all the way to Bethlehem!  | |||
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"Is there a cow in it  "There are shepherds, so presumably there are sheep. There's a donkey and a stable. I can't see why there can't be a cow. | |||
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"Is there a cow in it
There are shepherds, so presumably there are sheep. There's a donkey and a stable. I can't see why there can't be a cow. "Ok I'm in then | |||
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"Can I be the Virgin Mary
Okies!
RYAN!!! Cheekychops wants to ride you all the way to Bethlehem! "Better be a shire horse then | |||
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"wot can I be please? "how about one of the pressies gold coz your priceless | |||
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"Has the Virgin Mary role gone yet? "Cheekychops wants it. Perhaps you should wrestle in chocolate mousse for it, or something... | |||
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"wot can I be please?
how about one of the pressies gold coz your priceless "u could be the star cos u have a natural glow about you | |||
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"Has the Virgin Mary role gone yet? "You can be my under study lol | |||
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"This would be so much easier to cast if we have a panto. "I was just thinking we could spice this up a bit and make it more of a comedy | |||
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"Has the Virgin Mary role gone yet?
Cheekychops wants it. Perhaps you should wrestle in chocolate mousse for it, or something...
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"This would be so much easier to cast if we have a panto. "Pick a panto and start the thread . If any of them have a cat in though (e.g. Dick Whittington) I want to be the cat! | |||
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"Can I be God?
Master"Do you have a beard? | |||
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"This would be so much easier to cast if we have a panto. "Oh no it wouldn't | |||
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"Can I be God?
MasterDo you have a beard? "I do | |||
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"If we're doing it like life if Brian can I be the centurion. " The "john wayne" version ? "he surely is the son of god" ....  | |||
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"Ah ffs why can't I be baby Jesus? " You're getting ridden to Bethlehem by either cheekychops or femme so shush! | |||
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"Ah ffs why can't I be baby Jesus? You're getting ridden to Bethlehem by either cheekychops or femme so shush! "Bagsy first dibs. | |||
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"Can I be God?
MasterDo you have a beard?
I do"You would get the gig if it twas up to me. | |||
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"Ah ffs why can't I be baby Jesus? " We could use your bear as the baby Jesus. | |||
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"Ah ffs why can't I be baby Jesus? We could use your bear as the baby Jesus." And the wise men gazed upon the little baby Jesus, wrapped in swaddling clothes and a MaccieD's bag and laid in a manger. (I am going to Hell now, for sure) | |||
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"Ah ffs why can't I be baby Jesus? We could use your bear as the baby Jesus. And the wise men gazed upon the little baby Jesus, wrapped in swaddling clothes and a MaccieD's bag and laid in a manger. (I am going to Hell now, for sure)" I should probably go to bed before I get myself into real trouble... | |||
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"Ah ffs why can't I be baby Jesus? We could use your bear as the baby Jesus. And the wise men gazed upon the little baby Jesus, wrapped in swaddling clothes and a MaccieD's bag and laid in a manger. (I am going to Hell now, for sure)" It's either that or getting one of those adult babies or a pack of Babybel. | |||
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"Can I be God?
MasterDo you have a beard?
I doYou would get the gig if it twas up to me. "Good enough for me, now bring me the Virgin Marys to impregnate! | |||
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"I'll be on the front row if you do a Fab Panto! Lots of cross dressing, kinky boots and thigh slapping!!!" So what will those performing in the Panto be doing? | |||
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"Can I be God?
MasterDo you have a beard?
I doYou would get the gig if it twas up to me.
Good enough for me, now bring me the Virgin Marys to impregnate! "He got Gabriel to do that bit. | |||
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"Can I be God?
MasterDo you have a beard?
I doYou would get the gig if it twas up to me.
Good enough for me, now bring me the Virgin Marys to impregnate!
I am God, surely that's for me to decide!
He got Gabriel to do that bit. " | |||
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"Ile be a sheep in the stable , dave might come and shag me then "awww why didn't I think of that damnit!!! | |||
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"Ile be a sheep in the stable , dave might come and shag me then
awww why didn't I think of that damnit!!! "Cause you want a shiny arse?  | |||
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"Can I be Joseph, the ultimate cuckold?" If I am Mary, Joseph needs to be a dominant man. | |||
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"Can I be Joseph, the ultimate cuckold?If I am Mary, Joseph needs to be a dominant man. "A Dom who puts up with his sub giving birth to another man's baby as she claims to be a Virgin? That's about as believable as, er, the whole Jesus thing.....oh well, carry on! | |||
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"Can I be Joseph, the ultimate cuckold?If I am Mary, Joseph needs to be a dominant man.
A Dom who puts up with his sub giving birth to another man's baby as she claims to be a Virgin? That's about as believable as, er, the whole Jesus thing.....oh well, carry on!"I don't do long frocks very well so I may leave it to cheekychops and just be a stylist. | |||
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"Ile be a sheep in the stable , dave might come and shag me then
awww why didn't I think of that damnit!!! Cause you want a shiny arse? "haha im now thinking of a way of getting a shiny arse without electricity!!! Anyone got a flogger? | |||
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"Can I be Joseph, the ultimate cuckold?If I am Mary, Joseph needs to be a dominant man.
A Dom who puts up with his sub giving birth to another man's baby as she claims to be a Virgin? That's about as believable as, er, the whole Jesus thing.....oh well, carry on!I don't do long frocks very well so I may leave it to cheekychops and just be a stylist. "It's cool, God is your Dom, Joseph is cuck, plenty room for more than one virgin lol | |||
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"What is Myrhh (spelling?) anyway? Shit." Have you had poo related problems recently? | |||
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"Ile be a sheep in the stable , dave might come and shag me then
awww why didn't I think of that damnit!!! Cause you want a shiny arse?
haha im now thinking of a way of getting a shiny arse without electricity!!! Anyone got a flogger?" | |||
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"And lo, God did create Wikipedia:- Myrrh /'m?r/ is the aromatic resin of a number of small, thorny tree species of the genus Commiphora,[1] which is an essential oil termed an oleoresin. Myrrh resin is a natural gum. It can also be ingested by mixing it with wine." Wikipedia is an unreliable source. Aka I'm right. | |||
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"It actually smells really nice. Just quite expensive." Is greedythump selling his shit on Ebay? | |||
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"What is Myrhh (spelling?) anyway?" It's an aftershave that smells of red wine gums | |||
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"It actually smells really nice. Just quite expensive." Now I need to smell it | |||
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"And lo, God did create Wikipedia:- Myrrh /'m?r/ is the aromatic resin of a number of small, thorny tree species of the genus Commiphora,[1] which is an essential oil termed an oleoresin. Myrrh resin is a natural gum. It can also be ingested by mixing it with wine. Wikipedia is an unreliable source. Aka I'm right. "God rules in favour of Wikipedia, unreliable but still more informed than you! | |||
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"What is Myrhh (spelling?) anyway? It's an aftershave that smells of red wine gums" Oooh quite lickable then | |||
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"It actually smells really nice. Just quite expensive.Is greedythump selling his shit on Ebay? "Shut up femme... ....how's you butt plug housed these days?... | |||
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"What is Myrhh (spelling?) anyway? It's an aftershave that smells of red wine gums" But the twist is it tastes of GREEN wine gums | |||
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"And lo, God did create Wikipedia:- Myrrh /'m?r/ is the aromatic resin of a number of small, thorny tree species of the genus Commiphora,[1] which is an essential oil termed an oleoresin. Myrrh resin is a natural gum. It can also be ingested by mixing it with wine. Wikipedia is an unreliable source. Aka I'm right.
God rules in favour of Wikipedia, unreliable but still more informed than you! "Dude I'm not religious. .I took a punt. | |||
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"It actually smells really nice. Just quite expensive.Is greedythump selling his shit on Ebay?
Shut up femme...
....how's you butt plug housed these days?... "Up my arse, wanna see? | |||
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"It actually smells really nice. Just quite expensive.Is greedythump selling his shit on Ebay?
Shut up femme...
....how's you butt plug housed these days?... Up my arse, wanna see? "Bend over then | |||
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"And lo, God did create Wikipedia:- Myrrh /'m?r/ is the aromatic resin of a number of small, thorny tree species of the genus Commiphora,[1] which is an essential oil termed an oleoresin. Myrrh resin is a natural gum. It can also be ingested by mixing it with wine. Wikipedia is an unreliable source. Aka I'm right.
God rules in favour of Wikipedia, unreliable but still more informed than you!
Dude I'm not religious. .I took a punt. "No worries, even an all-seeing, all-knowing deity makes a punt of things now and again....... | |||
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" Dude I'm not religious. .I took a punt.
No worries, even an all-seeing, all-knowing deity makes a punt of things now and again......."Are you an all loving deity or a wrathful one? | |||
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" Dude I'm not religious. .I took a punt.
No worries, even an all-seeing, all-knowing deity makes a punt of things now and again......." you've fucking lost me?... | |||
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" Dude I'm not religious. .I took a punt.
No worries, even an all-seeing, all-knowing deity makes a punt of things now and again.......
Are you an all loving deity or a wrathful one?
"I don't even know what a deity is... | |||
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" Dude I'm not religious. .I took a punt.
No worries, even an all-seeing, all-knowing deity makes a punt of things now and again.......
Are you an all loving deity or a wrathful one?
"Wrathful when I have to be.... | |||
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" Dude I'm not religious. .I took a punt.
No worries, even an all-seeing, all-knowing deity makes a punt of things now and again.......
you've fucking lost me?..."God works in mysterious ways his wonders to perform. | |||
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" Dude I'm not religious. .I took a punt.
No worries, even an all-seeing, all-knowing deity makes a punt of things now and again.......
you've fucking lost me?..." | |||
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" Dude I'm not religious. .I took a punt.
No worries, even an all-seeing, all-knowing deity makes a punt of things now and again.......
you've fucking lost me?...
God works in mysterious ways his wonders to perform."Bless you, my child, nope wrong wrong wrong on so many levels | |||
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" Dude I'm not religious. .I took a punt.
No worries, even an all-seeing, all-knowing deity makes a punt of things now and again.......
you've fucking lost me?...
God works in mysterious ways his wonders to perform.
Bless you, my child, nope wrong wrong wrong on so many levels "If you take that view you are going to get frustrated what with us all being children on god. | |||
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" Dude I'm not religious. .I took a punt.
No worries, even an all-seeing, all-knowing deity makes a punt of things now and again.......
you've fucking lost me?...
God works in mysterious ways his wonders to perform.
Bless you, my child, nope wrong wrong wrong on so many levels
If you take that view you are going to get frustrated what with us all being children on god. "Curses, I'm off for a pint with Allah, blown a definite shag again! | |||
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"Following on from letsbe's thread... whom would you cast in which role for the Fabs nativity play. Obviously Ryan has to be the donkey. Fabio for a wise man?" wont work, a virgin ? 3 wise men ? | |||
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"Following on from letsbe's thread... whom would you cast in which role for the Fabs nativity play. Obviously Ryan has to be the donkey. Fabio for a wise man? wont work, a virgin ? 3 wise men ? "*snigger* | |||
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"I can bring Terry's all Gold, Frankenstein and Grrrrr" sod off I am the gold ... | |||
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"I can bring Terry's all Gold, Frankenstein and Grrrrr sod off I am the gold ... "Your names not Terry
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"I can bring Terry's all Gold, Frankenstein and Grrrrr sod off I am the gold ...
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It's Malcolm "u promised never to reveal that!!! shhhhhhhhh | |||
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