FabSwingers.com forum: joey essex

By *himan OP Man
over a year ago

chichester

...is he for real??

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

he cant tell the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep , bless him tick tock tick tock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...is he for real??"

He is flesh and blood how do you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...is he for real??"

Yes, unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He can eat Turkey balls though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he's doing great haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupid idiotic prat thick as pig shit but that's an Insult to pig shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...is he for real??"

I can never believe people can be that thick, like Jedward, something inside me say they are an act too

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

He did a good job in the trial - both of them did, I felt sorry for Matthew. Joey so far seems like a nice young lad, I've never seen his show. Poor bugger, just heard it's him and Matthew again, what a shame - British public are rotten buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And that's why there's a problem with youth unemployment!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually like Joey Essex!

He's taking it all in his stride! Yeah he may be a little stupid but he's sweet

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By *himan OP Man
over a year ago

chichester

"he cant tell the time "
yeah n tomorrow shoe laces !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually like Joey Essex!

He's taking it all in his stride! Yeah he may be a little stupid but he's sweet "

And blooming braver than me eating all that stuff yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually like Joey Essex!

He's taking it all in his stride! Yeah he may be a little stupid but he's sweet "

A little stupid? anyone who thinks the country that boarders wales is London is more than a little stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he cant tell the time

yeah n tomorrow shoe laces !!"

maybe he's working his way up to getting his arse wiped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he cant tell the time yeah n tomorrow shoe laces !!"

Hopefully he will have to tie them in that tank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually like Joey Essex!

He's taking it all in his stride! Yeah he may be a little stupid but he's sweet

A little stupid? anyone who thinks the country that boarders wales is London is more than a little stupid

Yeah but I still like him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually like Joey Essex!

He's taking it all in his stride! Yeah he may be a little stupid but he's sweet

A little stupid? anyone who thinks the country that boarders wales is London is more than a little stupid

I pity his parents. Rather have a hard working nobody for a child than someone famously vacant.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

he couldn't tell when it was time to go so maybe id tell him after 6 hours lol hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually like Joey Essex!

He's taking it all in his stride! Yeah he may be a little stupid but he's sweet

A little stupid? anyone who thinks the country that boarders wales is London is more than a little stupid

I pity his parents. Rather have a hard working nobody for a child than someone famously vacant.

its quite surprising though how many people are famous for being thick

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By *almh5Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

My daughter cant tell the time, she looks at a clock at it means nothing to her. Quite common with people with dyslexia or other learning difficulties apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i bet she knows which country borders Wales though??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My daughter cant tell the time, she looks at a clock at it means nothing to her. Quite common with people with dyslexia or other learning difficulties apparently."

does he have a learning difficulty though?

One of my daughters is dyslexic and maths was always her strong subject, crap with words but brill with numbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't abide that level of stupidity...

Its not entertaining.

They should film towie but never broadcast it...

Same with BB or CBB or made in Chelsea... Etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't abide that level of stupidity...

Its not entertaining.

They should film towie but never broadcast it...

Same with BB or CBB or made in Chelsea... Etc etc"

I think people have a choice of whether to watch those programs or not. There are probably as many people who love it as those that loath it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually like Joey Essex!

He's taking it all in his stride! Yeah he may be a little stupid but he's sweet

A little stupid? anyone who thinks the country that boarders wales is London is more than a little stupid

Yeah but I still like him

So do I .... What you see is what you get ! His not the brightest spark in the box !!! But his genuine and amusing

and very harmless bless him

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Fuck me some really harsh comments about a supposedly thick bloke that probably has more money right now at the age of 20 odd then we will see in out life time....which I don't see as him being thick but bloody clever....some need to have a look In the mirror

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Fuck me some really harsh comments about a supposedly thick bloke that probably has more money right now at the age of 20 odd then we will see in out life time....which I don't see as him being thick but bloody clever....some need to have a look In the mirror "
you dont have to be clever to have money. how can anyone say hes not thick whether you like him or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly a daft question, but who is he?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Possibly a daft question, but who is he?"

A bloke off the only way is Essex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joey is a friend of my fellas!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Possibly a daft question, but who is he?"

I was wondering if I'm the only person that has no idea what/ who the heck this thread is about. Glad I'm not!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he's made a fortune by being thick and people taking the piss pit of him, don't worry about it, i'm sure he don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Possibly a daft question, but who is he?

I was wondering if I'm the only person that has no idea what/ who the heck this thread is about. Glad I'm not!! "

What is the only way is Essex when its out?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

he's made a fortune by being thick and people taking the piss pit of him, don't worry about it, i'm sure he don't

I don't worry...just had a moment lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Possibly a daft question, but who is he?

I was wondering if I'm the only person that has no idea what/ who the heck this thread is about. Glad I'm not!!

What is the only way is Essex when its out?"

Goggle is your friends it's a "reality" show set in Essex where they film a group of people it's trash tv but somewhat addictive lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's the silliest , him for getting paid a fortune for being on TV. Or the people watching him make a fortune on TV ?

It's light entertainment and shouldn't be taken seriously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's the silliest , him for getting paid a fortune for being on TV. Or the people watching him make a fortune on TV ?

It's light entertainment and shouldn't be taken seriously. "

could it be taken seriously?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not doing to badly for a thick person!

His own shop, night club promoter and he has his own range of hair products and a perfume/aftershave range!!

So quite the little business person!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...is he for real??"

He looks odd but odd has given him a pile of dosh, plenty of fanny and a good lifestyle so real or not he has done ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Possibly a daft question, but who is he?

I was wondering if I'm the only person that has no idea what/ who the heck this thread is about. Glad I'm not!!

What is the only way is Essex when its out?

Goggle is your friends it's a "reality" show set in Essex where they film a group of people it's trash tv but somewhat addictive lol "

Is it like Gordie Nights?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Possibly a daft question, but who is he?

I was wondering if I'm the only person that has no idea what/ who the heck this thread is about. Glad I'm not!!

What is the only way is Essex when its out?

Goggle is your friends it's a "reality" show set in Essex where they film a group of people it's trash tv but somewhat addictive lol

Is it like Gordie Nights?"

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's not doing to badly for a thick person!

His own shop, night club promoter and he has his own range of hair products and a perfume/aftershave range!!

So quite the little business person! "

Ah good for him then!! He sounds like a male Jordan.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"I actually like Joey Essex!

He's taking it all in his stride! Yeah he may be a little stupid but he's sweet

A little stupid? anyone who thinks the country that boarders wales is London is more than a little stupid

His Mum died when he was very young .. he hasnt had proper family support.

He has a good heart.

It appears a few are a bit mentally challenged not even working out exactly what was going to happen there before entering. I think Joey will do well .

I pity his parents. Rather have a hard working nobody for a child than someone famously vacant.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"My daughter cant tell the time, she looks at a clock at it means nothing to her. Quite common with people with dyslexia or other learning difficulties apparently."

He's not dyslexic though, he eventually got it. Shame on his parents: my dad taught us to tell the time and write our name before starting school.

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"He's not doing to badly for a thick person!

His own shop, night club promoter and he has his own range of hair products and a perfume/aftershave range!!

So quite the little business person! "

If you think he's the brains behind that lot then you're as thick as he is.

The clever people behind him make the business decisions and capitalise on the morons who celebrate idiocy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love him lol hel go far I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a current phenomenon you can now be famous for being stupid ...the only way is essex ? How is it possible to find so many intellectually bereft individuals in one place ...were there auditions ...only the cerebral ly challenged need apply .I really think its part of a plan ...people sitting around doing nothing watching people doing nothing ...everythings right with the world there are people even stupider than i am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually like Joey Essex!

He's taking it all in his stride! Yeah he may be a little stupid but he's sweet

A little stupid? anyone who thinks the country that boarders wales is London is more than a little stupid

Yeah but I still like him

So do I .... What you see is what you get ! His not the brightest spark in the box !!! But his genuine and amusing

and very harmless bless him "

I think he's an absolute sweetie, very genuine and he's doing brilliantly!

And before people criticise his parents and upbringing check the facts...he had a tough childhood, his mum suffered from depression and committed suicide when he was young

Some people are thick, some are geniuses, some are nice, some are nasty, some are optimists, some are pessimists...if we were all the same it would be a boring world.

Joey is an inoffensive slighty-dumber-than-average young man working hard and improving himself - certainly doesn't deserve such vitriolic comments

And yes, I would!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My daughter cant tell the time, she looks at a clock at it means nothing to her. Quite common with people with dyslexia or other learning difficulties apparently.

He's not dyslexic though, he eventually got it. Shame on his parents: my dad taught us to tell the time and write our name before starting school. "

His mother took her own life when he was a kid ... Unfortunately not everyone comes from a happy educated family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually like Joey Essex!

He's taking it all in his stride! Yeah he may be a little stupid but he's sweet

A little stupid? anyone who thinks the country that boarders wales is London is more than a little stupid

Yeah but I still like him

So do I .... What you see is what you get ! His not the brightest spark in the box !!! But his genuine and amusing

and very harmless bless him

I think he's an absolute sweetie, very genuine and he's doing brilliantly!

And before people criticise his parents and upbringing check the facts...he had a tough childhood, his mum suffered from depression and committed suicide when he was young

Some people are thick, some are geniuses, some are nice, some are nasty, some are optimists, some are pessimists...if we were all the same it would be a boring world.

Joey is an inoffensive slighty-dumber-than-average young man working hard and improving himself - certainly doesn't deserve such vitriolic comments

well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he cant tell the time "
probably why lots of timewasters on fab don't show.lol.or the reason why he stood girls up,xx

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By *orkiescotMan
over a year ago

Pontefract

Yeah he's that thick he owns two nightclubs, and has his own management company. Thick he may be but he's very good at it.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I actually like Joey Essex!

He's taking it all in his stride! Yeah he may be a little stupid but he's sweet

A little stupid? anyone who thinks the country that boarders wales is London is more than a little stupid

Yeah but I still like him

So do I .... What you see is what you get ! His not the brightest spark in the box !!! But his genuine and amusing

and very harmless bless him

I think he's an absolute sweetie, very genuine and he's doing brilliantly!

And before people criticise his parents and upbringing check the facts...he had a tough childhood, his mum suffered from depression and committed suicide when he was young

Some people are thick, some are geniuses, some are nice, some are nasty, some are optimists, some are pessimists...if we were all the same it would be a boring world.

Joey is an inoffensive slighty-dumber-than-average young man working hard and improving himself - certainly doesn't deserve such vitriolic comments

And yes, I would!

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I agree with everything you have said in your post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually like Joey Essex!

He's taking it all in his stride! Yeah he may be a little stupid but he's sweet

A little stupid? anyone who thinks the country that boarders wales is London is more than a little stupid

Yeah but I still like him

So do I .... What you see is what you get ! His not the brightest spark in the box !!! But his genuine and amusing

and very harmless bless him

I think he's an absolute sweetie, very genuine and he's doing brilliantly!

And before people criticise his parents and upbringing check the facts...he had a tough childhood, his mum suffered from depression and committed suicide when he was young

Some people are thick, some are geniuses, some are nice, some are nasty, some are optimists, some are pessimists...if we were all the same it would be a boring world.

Joey is an inoffensive slighty-dumber-than-average young man working hard and improving himself - certainly doesn't deserve such vitriolic comments

And yes, I would!

^^^ This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He might be dumber than a bag of rocks and shallower than a swimming pool with a hole in it, but the kids done good, leave him alone.

his dumbness is probably why hes doing so well, he dont know how dangerous the wildlife is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually like Joey Essex!

He's taking it all in his stride! Yeah he may be a little stupid but he's sweet

A little stupid? anyone who thinks the country that boarders wales is London is more than a little stupid

Yeah but I still like him

So do I .... What you see is what you get ! His not the brightest spark in the box !!! But his genuine and amusing

and very harmless bless him

I think he's an absolute sweetie, very genuine and he's doing brilliantly!

And before people criticise his parents and upbringing check the facts...he had a tough childhood, his mum suffered from depression and committed suicide when he was young

Some people are thick, some are geniuses, some are nice, some are nasty, some are optimists, some are pessimists...if we were all the same it would be a boring world.

Joey is an inoffensive slighty-dumber-than-average young man working hard and improving himself - certainly doesn't deserve such vitriolic comments

And yes, I would!

What she said

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

id screw him

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Some harsh comments. He can't help being a bit thick. But he is a fun and friendly chap. I wouldn't fuck him though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the type of man id be interested in at all..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say no thanks to a fuck ! But would go for a few cocktails with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i don't know the guy to be honest i have never heard of him however i bet he doesn't work shifts and he will get invites to parties etc all for playing a thick character (not my words)

it sounds like he is playing the game and doing ok so fair play to him.

although i don't i will buy his autobiography when comes out as it may be about the cars he has owned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't stand him

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

The problem is many youngsters think that it's an easy way to earn a living, so think that working hard at school is a waste of time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ju thinks it's cute that Joey Essex can't tell the time.

But if I'm ten minutes late home from the pub I'm a bastard.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I can't stand him but watching him is like car crash tv!!! I can't help myself. I don't watch TOWIE and never will but the things he comes out with on jungle I'm in total disbelief!

'Im sick at counting I used to do it all the time'

WTF!! And I've never met an adult that can't blow their own nose coz they never learnt to do it!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a lot of jealous people on here, Joey, is cute, sexy and will do very well in life, who needs to be intelligent, when you can pay people to do things for you, why have a dog and bark yourself.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I think some of it is an act...to draw people in...

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"What a lot of jealous people on here, Joey, is cute, sexy and will do very well in life, who needs to be intelligent, when you can pay people to do things for you, why have a dog and bark yourself.

There's more to life than money. I'd rather be self sufficient than thick as shit and rely on others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't care less how clever he is! I don't know why anyone would be malicious about it either...

He's obviously a really nice guy. He knows his flaws and gets on in life. Through luck or whatever, has done really well for himself.

You can be as smart as you like, but if you're conceited and arrogant then I don't want to know you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn't care less how clever he is! I don't know why anyone would be malicious about it either...

He's obviously a really nice guy. He knows his flaws and gets on in life. Through luck or whatever, has done really well for himself.

You can be as smart as you like, but if you're conceited and arrogant then I don't want to know you!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He can't tell the time, but can quite easily count 60 seconds it seems...

He's a total twat, in real life & on screen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a lot of jealous people on here, Joey, is cute, sexy and will do very well in life, who needs to be intelligent, when you can pay people to do things for you, why have a dog and bark yourself.

There's more to life than money. I'd rather be self sufficient than thick as shit and rely on others. "

That's your choice entirely, but being clever and self sufficient, has you spending time on a sex site in cyberspace, where nothing is real.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I don't know the guy personally so don't know if he's nice or not. I just think I'd much rather be able to do things myself than be loaded and rely on others for it. He won't be famous forever and then what??

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"What a lot of jealous people on here, Joey, is cute, sexy and will do very well in life, who needs to be intelligent, when you can pay people to do things for you, why have a dog and bark yourself.

There's more to life than money. I'd rather be self sufficient than thick as shit and rely on others.

That's your choice entirely, but being clever and self sufficient, has you spending time on a sex site in cyberspace, where nothing is real.

The people I have met are real. The conversations I've had on the phone are real. And I do have friends, family and a life outside fab which is very real. I don't sit on here all day do I?? Bit of a daft comparison tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Possibly a daft question, but who is he?

I was wondering if I'm the only person that has no idea what/ who the heck this thread is about. Glad I'm not!!

What is the only way is Essex when its out?

Goggle is your friends it's a "reality" show set in Essex where they film a group of people it's trash tv but somewhat addictive lol

Is it like Gordie Nights?

Yep

Yes like Geordie Nights but the Geordies wear less clothes and are harder

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

id still screw him lol

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By *awkeye and HotlipsCouple
over a year ago

Takeley

The fact that we are all talking about it and know who he is, speaks volumes. Bet he has more £'s in his bank account than most of us and retires on his terms and when he wants to, comfortably. Act? Stupid? Replace with wealthy and successful. For what? Doing very little. Fellas a genius!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still remember the back to school sketch he did with Helen Flanagan on celebrity juice. If you like him,like and haven't seen it, look it up on you tube. It's brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still remember the back to school sketch he did with Helen Flanagan on celebrity juice. If you like him,like and haven't seen it, look it up on you tube. It's brilliant! "

I watched that the other night , bless him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is a prick !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's dyslexic, and despite having no useful qualifications has worked since he left school...so he is self sufficient and doesn't rely on others. He gets paid peanuts for TOWIE and if he gets offered PAs, reality shows and sponsorship deals why shouldn't he take them?

Yes he comes out with daft things but better to be a likeable, happy-go-lucky, harmless young lad than a spiteful, judgemental intellectual!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think some of it is an act...to draw people in..."

Yes, have to agree; He cant tell the time yet he was only 4 seconds out in counting a minute in his head, - that's pretty good whilst being showered with cockroaches etc - try it at home!! (Errrrrrrrm, without the critters

) & he can't blow his own nose? - yeah right!! I think he's making a fool of a lot of people, but good luck to him, he has a strong head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id still screw him lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't stand the guy.

He's not clever. He'll have someone that makes his decisions for him. Otherwise he'd be paid with jelly babies and a new shirt.

What were his parents doing if he's that thick?

And if he was learning disabled then surely putting him into a jungle to be laughed at would be kinda cruel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He is a prick !!! "

Thank god there are still some around

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

joey could win

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can't stand the guy.

He's not clever. He'll have someone that makes his decisions for him. Otherwise he'd be paid with jelly babies and a new shirt.

What were his parents doing if he's that thick?

And if he was learning disabled then surely putting him into a jungle to be laughed at would be kinda cruel?"

His mum killed herself when he was little was brought up by his dad and sister Frankie...fair play from him going in the jungle I think if at any point he was unhappy with the lime light he would say something.l

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope he does win, show all the haters, what he is really made of!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck to the kid he's bringing a lot of pleasure to many females I'm sure.

He will get offered more pussy than a cattery just remember that all the haters

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over a year ago

I honestly can't get over how stupid he is, he doesn't know his vowels, can't tell the time, thought wales bordered London

and he didn't know a hairdryer and a blow dryer were the same thing

I honestly think he should be sent back to school, he's single handedly bringing down Britain's average IQ

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"...is he for real??"

Yes I still belive he is, there is no way he is the worlds best actor/comedian. The stuff he comes out with is too quick, even for the likes of Jimmy Carr etc, they arn't as quick as that.

So yes, I think he is real

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I avoid towie and similar programmes like the plague, and didn't really know him before celeb... Jayne watches it so I have to sit through it.

I wanted to dislike him, but I can't, if he is genuine then I'd go out for drinks with him, good luck to the guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't stand the guy.

He's not clever. He'll have someone that makes his decisions for him. Otherwise he'd be paid with jelly babies and a new shirt.

What were his parents doing if he's that thick?

And if he was learning disabled then surely putting him into a jungle to be laughed at would be kinda cruel?"

His mum was severely depressed and committed suicide when he was 10...so I guess his dad was more concerned with his emotional well being than his grades! And he laughs at his own Joeyisms - so many of you are too quick to judge without knowing the facts

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

If he is happy and can live life how he wants to, then fair play to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He has got no general knowledge..... But I bet ge can read his bank statement.... He's a puppet in a game... But he knows how to get headlines.... £££££

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stupid idiotic prat thick as pig shit but that's an Insult to pig shit"

You secretly have feelings for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"joey could win "

I believe he will. I've seen him a few times on celebrity juice and thought what a knob. But I can't fault him he knows he is thick as two short planks but he makes the best of what he's got so fair play to him. So people stop with the hating would u be willing to admit there are things you don't know? Look in the mirror before u judge others!

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over a year ago

"I actually like Joey Essex!

He's taking it all in his stride! Yeah he may be a little stupid but he's sweet

A little stupid? anyone who thinks the country that boarders wales is London is more than a little stupid

Yeah but I still like him

So do I .... What you see is what you get ! His not the brightest spark in the box !!! But his genuine and amusing

and very harmless bless him

I think he's an absolute sweetie, very genuine and he's doing brilliantly!

And before people criticise his parents and upbringing check the facts...he had a tough childhood, his mum suffered from depression and committed suicide when he was young

Some people are thick, some are geniuses, some are nice, some are nasty, some are optimists, some are pessimists...if we were all the same it would be a boring world.

Joey is an inoffensive slighty-dumber-than-average young man working hard and improving himself - certainly doesn't deserve such vitriolic comments

And yes, I would!

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

I'm afraid he is as he is. I know one of the cast and they have been his friend for years, sadly he is that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually like Joey Essex!

He's taking it all in his stride! Yeah he may be a little stupid but he's sweet

A little stupid? anyone who thinks the country that boarders wales is London is more than a little stupid

Yeah but I still like him

So do I .... What you see is what you get ! His not the brightest spark in the box !!! But his genuine and amusing

and very harmless bless him

I think he's an absolute sweetie, very genuine and he's doing brilliantly!

And before people criticise his parents and upbringing check the facts...he had a tough childhood, his mum suffered from depression and committed suicide when he was young

Some people are thick, some are geniuses, some are nice, some are nasty, some are optimists, some are pessimists...if we were all the same it would be a boring world.

Joey is an inoffensive slighty-dumber-than-average young man working hard and improving himself - certainly doesn't deserve such vitriolic comments

And yes, I would!

THIS , and you saved me a post , apart from the " yes I would " bit

The guy hasn't got a bad bone in his body , thick or not .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont even know who he is nor care and never will likely

not that I'm out of touch with some modern 'real life' entertainment...is basically because I find it all utterly fucking shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont even know who he is nor care and never will likely

not that I'm out of touch with some modern 'real life' entertainment...is basically because I find it all utterly fucking shit"

Tut....boo handbag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems like a pleasant enough kid. Not nasty or anything.

I'd feel a little uncomfortable hating someone just because I deem myself to have a higher intelligence than them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever you get threads like this.you always get people trying to act all above pop culture and say they don't know who he is.

get real,i don't watch towie but i don't pretend to be too intelligent to have never heard of him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whenever you get threads like this.you always get people trying to act all above pop culture and say they don't know who he is.

get real,i don't watch towie but i don't pretend to be too intelligent to have never heard of him."

sorry I honestly dont know who he is, apart from a little hearsay...I have zero interest in celebrity news feeds etc, zero interest in anything resembling big brother..if anyone slips through onto my knowledge is pretty much something I've came across probably in connection with someone else.

for the 6minutes I watched im a celibrity a few nites ago..I recognized ONE face..and that was the guy from the wrightstuff

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

I think he's a nice looking, pleasant enough lad - can't see why he's coming in for so much stick tbh.

Oh - and before any more vitriol is poured into the subject... there are plenty of other contestants on I'm a Celeb - but who's the one everyone is talking about?

In showbiz, the only kind of bad publicity is NO publicity. He's more savvy than you think.

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