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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just puttin it out there

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

No thanks... I'll go for the amazing sex on offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.

Here you go Mrs Fatale, sign on the dotted line and we'll get back to you in a month to see that your fanny's recovered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well its the best offer i'm going to get so i'll take it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.

That's fine I probably wouldn't last that long anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah I want AMAZING !!

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.

Mmmmmmm love fucking a sore fanny lol

Master

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"well its the best offer i'm going to get so i'll take it

Hop on then love, I won't bother you for long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no amazing sex is more my type sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.

Yeah, rub it in why don't ya!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well its the best offer i'm going to get so i'll take it

Hop on then love, I won't bother you for long"

*phew* that was great, where's my fag's

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.

Here you go Mrs Fatale, sign on the dotted line and we'll get back to you in a month to see that your fanny's recovered

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Let me just get my glasses, I need to read the small print I think.....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.

Yeah, rub it in why don't ya!!

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I havent said why it is, just that it is!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Oh ok.

Put me nightie down when you're done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im drinking me coffee and.....not in the mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.

Here you go Mrs Fatale, sign on the dotted line and we'll get back to you in a month to see that your fanny's recovered

Let me just get my glasses, I need to read the small print I think.....

Oh it's just your usual fanny warranty stuff, nothing interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope... Even average sex is too much of an effort today

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.

Here you go Mrs Fatale, sign on the dotted line and we'll get back to you in a month to see that your fanny's recovered

Let me just get my glasses, I need to read the small print I think.....

Oh it's just your usual fanny warranty stuff, nothing interesting

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My fanny hasn't got a warranty, when it wears out the bottom falls out of the market, so I am told.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh ok.

Put me nightie down when you're done."

Allready have. Didn't feel a thing did ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.

Here you go Mrs Fatale, sign on the dotted line and we'll get back to you in a month to see that your fanny's recovered

Let me just get my glasses, I need to read the small print I think.....

Oh it's just your usual fanny warranty stuff, nothing interesting

My fanny hasn't got a warranty, when it wears out the bottom falls out of the market, so I am told."

I don't know who you got your fanny from but they've bullshitted you, all (non-related, same-species and living) fanny is good fanny

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.

Here you go Mrs Fatale, sign on the dotted line and we'll get back to you in a month to see that your fanny's recovered

Let me just get my glasses, I need to read the small print I think.....

Oh it's just your usual fanny warranty stuff, nothing interesting

My fanny hasn't got a warranty, when it wears out the bottom falls out of the market, so I am told.

I don't know who you got your fanny from but they've bullshitted you, all (non-related, same-species and living) fanny is good fanny

"
I fucking kea, flat pack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.

Here you go Mrs Fatale, sign on the dotted line and we'll get back to you in a month to see that your fanny's recovered

Let me just get my glasses, I need to read the small print I think.....

Oh it's just your usual fanny warranty stuff, nothing interesting

My fanny hasn't got a warranty, when it wears out the bottom falls out of the market, so I am told.

I don't know who you got your fanny from but they've bullshitted you, all (non-related, same-species and living) fanny is good fanny

I fucking kea, flat pack.

Wooden fanny is a lie!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.

Here you go Mrs Fatale, sign on the dotted line and we'll get back to you in a month to see that your fanny's recovered

Let me just get my glasses, I need to read the small print I think.....

Oh it's just your usual fanny warranty stuff, nothing interesting

My fanny hasn't got a warranty, when it wears out the bottom falls out of the market, so I am told.

I don't know who you got your fanny from but they've bullshitted you, all (non-related, same-species and living) fanny is good fanny

I fucking kea, flat pack.

Wooden fanny is a lie!"
Splinters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh ok.

Put me nightie down when you're done."

OH i was going to cut of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.

Here you go Mrs Fatale, sign on the dotted line and we'll get back to you in a month to see that your fanny's recovered

Let me just get my glasses, I need to read the small print I think.....

Oh it's just your usual fanny warranty stuff, nothing interesting

My fanny hasn't got a warranty, when it wears out the bottom falls out of the market, so I am told.

I don't know who you got your fanny from but they've bullshitted you, all (non-related, same-species and living) fanny is good fanny

I fucking kea, flat pack.

Wooden fanny is a lie!Splinters!

Not helping your fanny warranty right now lol

Excuse me, unrelated matter, I have to go collapse now xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.

Here you go Mrs Fatale, sign on the dotted line and we'll get back to you in a month to see that your fanny's recovered

Let me just get my glasses, I need to read the small print I think.....

Oh it's just your usual fanny warranty stuff, nothing interesting

My fanny hasn't got a warranty, when it wears out the bottom falls out of the market, so I am told.

I don't know who you got your fanny from but they've bullshitted you, all (non-related, same-species and living) fanny is good fanny

I fucking kea, flat pack.

Wooden fanny is a lie!Splinters!

Not helping your fanny warranty right now lol

Excuse me, unrelated matter, I have to go collapse now xx

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Do I need to look for woodworm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.

Here you go Mrs Fatale, sign on the dotted line and we'll get back to you in a month to see that your fanny's recovered

Let me just get my glasses, I need to read the small print I think.....

Oh it's just your usual fanny warranty stuff, nothing interesting

My fanny hasn't got a warranty, when it wears out the bottom falls out of the market, so I am told.

I don't know who you got your fanny from but they've bullshitted you, all (non-related, same-species and living) fanny is good fanny

I fucking kea, flat pack.

Wooden fanny is a lie!Splinters!

Not helping your fanny warranty right now lol

Excuse me, unrelated matter, I have to go collapse now xx

Do I need to look for woodworm?

No just stay shiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.

Here you go Mrs Fatale, sign on the dotted line and we'll get back to you in a month to see that your fanny's recovered

Let me just get my glasses, I need to read the small print I think.....

Oh it's just your usual fanny warranty stuff, nothing interesting

My fanny hasn't got a warranty, when it wears out the bottom falls out of the market, so I am told.

I don't know who you got your fanny from but they've bullshitted you, all (non-related, same-species and living) fanny is good fanny

I fucking kea, flat pack.

Wooden fanny is a lie!Splinters!

Not helping your fanny warranty right now lol

Excuse me, unrelated matter, I have to go collapse now xx

Do I need to look for woodworm?

You can get over the counter treatment for worms you know!

no need to suffer in silence

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can I take a raincheck?, my fanny is sore.

Here you go Mrs Fatale, sign on the dotted line and we'll get back to you in a month to see that your fanny's recovered

Let me just get my glasses, I need to read the small print I think.....

Oh it's just your usual fanny warranty stuff, nothing interesting

My fanny hasn't got a warranty, when it wears out the bottom falls out of the market, so I am told.

I don't know who you got your fanny from but they've bullshitted you, all (non-related, same-species and living) fanny is good fanny

I fucking kea, flat pack.

Wooden fanny is a lie!Splinters!

Not helping your fanny warranty right now lol

Excuse me, unrelated matter, I have to go collapse now xx

Do I need to look for woodworm?

You can get over the counter treatment for worms you know!

no need to suffer in silence

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Thank fuck, dragging me fanny n arse along the floor is extremely tedious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank fuck, dragging me fanny n arse along the floor is extremely tedious.

For you maybe

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