FabSwingers.com forum: Weird sayings

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Following on from the 'you NEVER hear that these days' thread.

Crazy things you've heard said.

"If you fall and beak your legs, don't come running to me."

Yeah thanks Mum, pretty sure I wouldn't be running anywhere with broken legs.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Do you want a smack?!

When you were being naughty but hadn't quite crossed the line yet.

Though I do realise that many on here would answer with a resounding yes and bend over obligingly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do I look like I was born last week?

Never quite understood that one, but took it to mean Mum didn't believe my fibs.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

My Mother taught me many things including the possibility of time travel.

"If you don't pack it in I'll knock you into the middle of next week"

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"If the wind blows, your face will stay like that"

I must have been scowling at my Mum over something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop crying or ill give you something to cry about

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Stop crying or ill give you something to cry about

Heard that one loads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop picking your nose your head will cave in lol??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I brought you into this world, I'll take you out of it again if I have to"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One my mum used say and its meant in a violent way lol if you don't behave I'll take my hand off ya face!!!!

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By *.W CPLCouple
over a year ago

PRESTON

Were you born in a barn when you left a door open like sure mum you should know

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Wait till your father gets home. Scared the holy crap out of me

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Wait till your father gets home. Scared the holy crap out of me

Dave Allen did a routine based on that. When he was a kid, it was his mother's favourite threat. After a typical days' mischieving, he had generally racked up that many points on the annoyance scale that when his dad came through the door, Dave would scream and leg it, leaving his dad totally bemused about why his lad was so scared of him....

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By *uncouple31Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

Keep sitting that close to the television and you will get square eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Were you born in a barn when you left a door open like sure mum you should know

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Lol I used to say yes and you may call me jesus hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are what you eat.

Perhaps there's some truth in that, I have a cock in my mouth. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this'll hurt me more than it hurts you!

as a clothes brush bounces off my ass lol

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