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By *eavenNhell OP   Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

There have been many articles written on the subject of manners, courtesy and respect all these traits I hold dear and precious. However it is time to explode many of these and inform you of the REAL reasons behind some of these popular “myths” surrounding manners.

Walking kerb side

The Myth - To prevent the lady being splashed by water from the wheels of passing vehicles.

The Fact

We can see your figure reflected in the full length windows of shops therefore “perv” you discretely.

Holding Doors Open

The Myth

When ladies wore full heavy dresses reaching the door handle was often difficult if not impossible.

The Fact

We get to “perv” your front as you approach and your ass as you pass.

Walking behind a lady when going upstairs

The Myth

Should the lady fall we can catch you.

The Fact

We are thinking “nice ass”.

Holding a Chair for a lady

The Myth

It allows the lady to use both hands to smooth down her dress or skirt as she sits.

The Fact

We can see down your top as you sit.

Holding the car door open

The Myth

In the days of horse drawn carriages ladies were helped into them.

Tha Fact

We are hoping for a good flash of leg or even more.

In closing beware the man who protests he is a Gentleman, we are the biggest pervs out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There have been many articles written on the subject of manners, courtesy and respect all these traits I hold dear and precious. However it is time to explode many of these and inform you of the REAL reasons behind some of these popular “myths” surrounding manners.

Walking kerb side

The Myth - To prevent the lady being splashed by water from the wheels of passing vehicles.

The Fact

We can see your figure reflected in the full length windows of shops therefore “perv” you discretely.

Holding Doors Open

The Myth

When ladies wore full heavy dresses reaching the door handle was often difficult if not impossible.

The Fact

We get to “perv” your front as you approach and your ass as you pass.

Walking behind a lady when going upstairs

The Myth

Should the lady fall we can catch you.

The Fact

We are thinking “nice ass”.

Holding a Chair for a lady

The Myth

It allows the lady to use both hands to smooth down her dress or skirt as she sits.

The Fact

We can see down your top as you sit.

Holding the car door open

The Myth

In the days of horse drawn carriages ladies were helped into them.

Tha Fact

We are hoping for a good flash of leg or even more.

In closing beware the man who protests he is a Gentleman, we are the biggest pervs out!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There have been many articles written on the subject of manners, courtesy and respect all these traits I hold dear and precious. However it is time to explode many of these and inform you of the REAL reasons behind some of these popular “myths” surrounding manners.

Walking kerb side

The Myth - To prevent the lady being splashed by water from the wheels of passing vehicles.

The Fact

We can see your figure reflected in the full length windows of shops therefore “perv” you discretely.

Holding Doors Open

The Myth

When ladies wore full heavy dresses reaching the door handle was often difficult if not impossible.

The Fact

We get to “perv” your front as you approach and your ass as you pass.

Walking behind a lady when going upstairs

The Myth

Should the lady fall we can catch you.

The Fact

We are thinking “nice ass”.

Holding a Chair for a lady

The Myth

It allows the lady to use both hands to smooth down her dress or skirt as she sits.

The Fact

We can see down your top as you sit.

Holding the car door open

The Myth

In the days of horse drawn carriages ladies were helped into them.

Tha Fact

We are hoping for a good flash of leg or even more.

In closing beware the man who protests he is a Gentleman, we are the biggest pervs out!"

We would like to thank you for divulging the secrets of the Brotherhood! Your membership is hereby terminated with immediate effect! Please surrender your membership card and door pass. Security will be along shortly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There have been many articles written on the subject of manners, courtesy and respect all these traits I hold dear and precious. However it is time to explode many of these and inform you of the REAL reasons behind some of these popular “myths” surrounding manners.

Walking kerb side

The Myth - To prevent the lady being splashed by water from the wheels of passing vehicles.

The Fact

We can see your figure reflected in the full length windows of shops therefore “perv” you discretely.

Holding Doors Open

The Myth

When ladies wore full heavy dresses reaching the door handle was often difficult if not impossible.

The Fact

We get to “perv” your front as you approach and your ass as you pass.

Walking behind a lady when going upstairs

The Myth

Should the lady fall we can catch you.

The Fact

We are thinking “nice ass”.

Holding a Chair for a lady

The Myth

It allows the lady to use both hands to smooth down her dress or skirt as she sits.

The Fact

We can see down your top as you sit.

Holding the car door open

The Myth

In the days of horse drawn carriages ladies were helped into them.

Tha Fact

We are hoping for a good flash of leg or even more.

In closing beware the man who protests he is a Gentleman, we are the biggest pervs out!

We would like to thank you for divulging the secrets of the Brotherhood! Your membership is hereby terminated with immediate effect! Please surrender your membership card and door pass. Security will be along shortly!

"

good call. Bud, you're not meant to tell

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

Why did everyone quote the whole post lol

But i loved the content

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village


"Why did everyone quote the whole post lol

But i loved the content "

it said gentlemen and LADIES that counts me and you out

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land


"Why did everyone quote the whole post lol

But i loved the content

it said gentlemen and LADIES that counts me and you out "

Ok I'll wear jeans you wear a skirt!!!!

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village


"Why did everyone quote the whole post lol

But i loved the content

it said gentlemen and LADIES that counts me and you out

Ok I'll wear jeans you wear a skirt!!!! "

if you want to get a look up my skirt just say so

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

The first rule of Gentleman's Club is.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why did everyone quote the whole post lol

But i loved the content

it said gentlemen and LADIES that counts me and you out

Ok I'll wear jeans you wear a skirt!!!!

if you want to get a look up my skirt just say so "

Get a room you two, im playing gooseberry here

tho....will leave you to it as im back off to bed.

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village


"Why did everyone quote the whole post lol

But i loved the content

it said gentlemen and LADIES that counts me and you out

Ok I'll wear jeans you wear a skirt!!!!

if you want to get a look up my skirt just say so

Get a room you two, im playing gooseberry here

tho....will leave you to it as im back off to bed. "

no you're not and theres always room for you to join

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why did everyone quote the whole post lol

But i loved the content "

Lol I was thinking the same thing

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