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"There have been many articles written on the subject of manners, courtesy and respect all these traits I hold dear and precious. However it is time to explode many of these and inform you of the REAL reasons behind some of these popular “myths” surrounding manners. Walking kerb side The Myth - To prevent the lady being splashed by water from the wheels of passing vehicles. The Fact We can see your figure reflected in the full length windows of shops therefore “perv” you discretely. Holding Doors Open The Myth When ladies wore full heavy dresses reaching the door handle was often difficult if not impossible. The Fact We get to “perv” your front as you approach and your ass as you pass. Walking behind a lady when going upstairs The Myth Should the lady fall we can catch you. The Fact We are thinking “nice ass”. Holding a Chair for a lady The Myth It allows the lady to use both hands to smooth down her dress or skirt as she sits. The Fact We can see down your top as you sit. Holding the car door open The Myth In the days of horse drawn carriages ladies were helped into them. Tha Fact We are hoping for a good flash of leg or even more. In closing beware the man who protests he is a Gentleman, we are the biggest pervs out!" We would like to thank you for divulging the secrets of the Brotherhood! Your membership is hereby terminated with immediate effect! Please surrender your membership card and door pass. Security will be along shortly! | |||
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"There have been many articles written on the subject of manners, courtesy and respect all these traits I hold dear and precious. However it is time to explode many of these and inform you of the REAL reasons behind some of these popular “myths” surrounding manners. Walking kerb side The Myth - To prevent the lady being splashed by water from the wheels of passing vehicles. The Fact We can see your figure reflected in the full length windows of shops therefore “perv” you discretely. Holding Doors Open The Myth When ladies wore full heavy dresses reaching the door handle was often difficult if not impossible. The Fact We get to “perv” your front as you approach and your ass as you pass. Walking behind a lady when going upstairs The Myth Should the lady fall we can catch you. The Fact We are thinking “nice ass”. Holding a Chair for a lady The Myth It allows the lady to use both hands to smooth down her dress or skirt as she sits. The Fact We can see down your top as you sit. Holding the car door open The Myth In the days of horse drawn carriages ladies were helped into them. Tha Fact We are hoping for a good flash of leg or even more. In closing beware the man who protests he is a Gentleman, we are the biggest pervs out! We would like to thank you for divulging the secrets of the Brotherhood! Your membership is hereby terminated with immediate effect! Please surrender your membership card and door pass. Security will be along shortly! " good call. Bud, you're not meant to tell | |||
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"Why did everyone quote the whole post lol But i loved the content " it said gentlemen and LADIES that counts me and you out | |||
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"Why did everyone quote the whole post lol But i loved the content it said gentlemen and LADIES that counts me and you out " Ok I'll wear jeans you wear a skirt!!!! | |||
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"Why did everyone quote the whole post lol But i loved the content it said gentlemen and LADIES that counts me and you out Ok I'll wear jeans you wear a skirt!!!! " if you want to get a look up my skirt just say so | |||
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"Why did everyone quote the whole post lol But i loved the content it said gentlemen and LADIES that counts me and you out Ok I'll wear jeans you wear a skirt!!!! if you want to get a look up my skirt just say so " Get a room you two, im playing gooseberry here tho....will leave you to it as im back off to bed. | |||
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"Why did everyone quote the whole post lol But i loved the content it said gentlemen and LADIES that counts me and you out Ok I'll wear jeans you wear a skirt!!!! if you want to get a look up my skirt just say so Get a room you two, im playing gooseberry here tho....will leave you to it as im back off to bed. " no you're not and theres always room for you to join | |||
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"Why did everyone quote the whole post lol But i loved the content " Lol I was thinking the same thing | |||
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