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Through the teleporter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Inspired by The Fly.

Assuming a harmonious genetic union, if you could go through the teleporter with any animal, what sort would you choose, and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A panther. I could use more grace and could definitely benefit from such physical superiority.

Though I hope I'd end up like the Cat People and not a total mess like Seth Brundle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be a horse and you don't have to ask why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With that immortal jellyfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phoenix.....beauty,wisdom and immortality

Plus I could shake my tail feather

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Phoenix.....beauty,wisdom and immortality

Plus I could shake my tail feather "

As lovely as I'm sure that would look, it can't be a mythological animal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well that was brief.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A giraffe. I like the colouring, the length of the legs and a long neck. Even if it went wrong and I was left short and fat I'd have really lovely eyes.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

A unicorn.

I could use some mythological beauty and I could legitimately describe myself as always horny. Plus I wouldn't need a strap-on

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Phoenix.....beauty,wisdom and immortality

Plus I could shake my tail feather

As lovely as I'm sure that would look, it can't be a mythological animal "

Tough. You didn't say that We're imagining it's possible so I'm imagining it's possible with a unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

As lovely as I'm sure that would look, it can't be a mythological animal "

So how come its ok to use a mythical machine but not a mythical animal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Phoenix.....beauty,wisdom and immortality

Plus I could shake my tail feather

As lovely as I'm sure that would look, it can't be a mythological animal "

gggrr not fair!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

As lovely as I'm sure that would look, it can't be a mythological animal

So how come its ok to use a mythical machine but not a mythical animal? "

Oh gawd alright you can go through with TWO animals if you prefer, better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it now an ark?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

praying mantis...so I could cut off any males head if they try to shag me

but then that would make me female...and I shouldnt be shagging males if I dont want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A giraffe. I like the colouring, the length of the legs and a long neck. Even if it went wrong and I was left short and fat I'd have really lovely eyes.

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Bet you already have beautiful eyes xx i'd love to be a giraffe too. To finally have long legs...i've already got the tongue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it now an ark? "

Noah its not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant decide. Cat, panda, koala, but if pushed a cat.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

donkey

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A giraffe. I like the colouring, the length of the legs and a long neck. Even if it went wrong and I was left short and fat I'd have really lovely eyes.

Bet you already have beautiful eyes xx i'd love to be a giraffe too. To finally have long legs...i've already got the tongue

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I forgot about the tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it now an ark?

Noah its not!"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right ok so these TWO animals then, I'd pick a Snowy Owl and a Snow Leopard, now there's a sexy combo

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

An ordinary chap with an overdeveloped sense of the absurd and an ordinary girl with an overdeveloped bosom.

Hang about....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

our dogs as they live the life of luxury without a care in the world

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

I'd choose an Albatross so I could fly thousands of miles and sleep on the wing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go with a Komodo Dragon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A T-Rex, because its a fucking T-Rex that's why!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lion because if i became skint could sell as they do a roaring trade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A T-Rex, because its a fucking T-Rex that's why! "

Hmmm now I'm thinking velociraptor

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