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By *ussy-Stretcher OP   Man
over a year ago

UK

I’ve bumped into some ladies profile on here on Fab. Clicked being ‘large’ size on their profile, and their pictures revealing average size, and not even close to being large!

I do wonder if they trying to convince themselves they are large, when they clearly not?

Will this not piss you off guys? Put yourself in my shoes (as a bloke that don’t like my peanut large but moderately gorgeous) and give me an honest answer please

thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't understand what you're asking?...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Welcome to the world of female self-perception, where a perfectly average women sized 14-16 will think herself large because the media says she is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to the world of female self-perception, where a perfectly average women sized 14-16 will think herself large because the media says she is."

Ya I don't understand...

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


" I don't understand what you're asking?..."

Same here

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Welcome to the world of female self-perception, where a perfectly average women sized 14-16 will think herself large because the media says she is.

Ya I don't understand... "

I think the OP is saying he was disappointed to find out that the woman he clicked on was not large, even though he isn't looking for the larger lady. Or something. *shrugs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you looked at me a little while ago

I say Im large

I wonder ......

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

If you are above a size 12 in the media you are perceived as chubby or whatever delightful headlines they want to come up with.....

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By *ussy-Stretcher OP   Man
over a year ago

UK

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By *ussy-Stretcher OP   Man
over a year ago

UK


" I don't understand what you're asking?..."

Message me and i'll point one out for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a size 18

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

I'm lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to the world of female self-perception, where a perfectly average women sized 14-16 will think herself large because the media says she is.

Ya I don't understand...

I think the OP is saying he was disappointed to find out that the woman he clicked on was not large, even though he isn't looking for the larger lady. Or something. *shrugs*"

So really the OP should have been fucking delighted?..

Personally I'm indifferent to size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to say I think _isscheekychops is just perfect x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you are above a size 12 in the media you are perceived as chubby or whatever delightful headlines they want to come up with....."

the cheeky feckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I don't understand what you're asking?...

Message me and i'll point one out for you"

Yes please do message .. we are all waiting on tenterhooks to see who the wiley culprit is

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By *ussy-Stretcher OP   Man
over a year ago

UK


"Well you looked at me a little while ago

I say Im large

I wonder ......

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I bet you should change that 'large' bit to average love, cos you aint close to large

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its all about perception from both sides

The same im sure when a guy states hes vwe.....he thinks he is but some people may not agree

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I think what he is saying is women on here tick large when in his eyes they are not large....I look in the mirror everyday and I know I'm large...lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


" I don't understand what you're asking?...

Message me and i'll point one out for you

Yes please do message .. we are all waiting on tenterhooks to see who the wiley culprit is "

She needs a stern lesson in Fab site etiquette.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think what he is saying is women on here tick large when in his eyes they are not large....I look in the mirror everyday and I know I'm large...lol"

Me too

I get mails every day saying the same bollocks

You aren't large etc etc ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I don't understand what you're asking?...

Message me and i'll point one out for you

Yes please do message .. we are all waiting on tenterhooks to see who the wiley culprit is

She needs a stern lesson in Fab site etiquette. "

Indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't piss me off, I'm pretty open, even to women's feelings about themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now waiting for the inevitable post about labels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think what he is saying is women on here tick large when in his eyes they are not large....I look in the mirror everyday and I know I'm large...lol"

Me too lol I know what I see, they can like it lump it no matter what label I choose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking more won't change my size either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say I'm a larger lady even though my friends say I'm not. I've just not got it in me to change my profile to anything smaller than average.

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By *ussy-Stretcher OP   Man
over a year ago

UK


" I don't understand what you're asking?...

Message me and i'll point one out for you

Yes please do message .. we are all waiting on tenterhooks to see who the wiley culprit is "

I think you are one of the culprits love...no offence here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I don't understand what you're asking?..."

So I'm not alone then

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


" I don't understand what you're asking?...

So I'm not alone then"

You get confused easily.....it's your age dear lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I don't understand what you're asking?...

Message me and i'll point one out for you

Yes please do message .. we are all waiting on tenterhooks to see who the wiley culprit is

I think you are one of the culprits love...no offence here "

Im one of the culprits ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve bumped into some ladies profile on here on Fab. Clicked being ‘large’ size on their profile, and their pictures revealing average size, and not even close to being large!

I do wonder if they trying to convince themselves they are large, when they clearly not?

Will this not piss you off guys? Put yourself in my shoes (as a bloke that don’t like my peanut large but moderately gorgeous) and give me an honest answer please

thanks

"

I was going to ask why a woman's perception about her size should piss you off, and then recalled the fact that some men perceive themselves as good looking .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I don't understand what you're asking?...

Message me and i'll point one out for you

Yes please do message .. we are all waiting on tenterhooks to see who the wiley culprit is

I think you are one of the culprits love...no offence here

Im one of the culprits ... "

Tut tut lol shame on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I don't understand what you're asking?...

Message me and i'll point one out for you

Yes please do message .. we are all waiting on tenterhooks to see who the wiley culprit is

I think you are one of the culprits love...no offence here

Im one of the culprits ... "

you naughty girl floro

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By *ussy-Stretcher OP   Man
over a year ago

UK


"Got to say I think _isscheekychops is just perfect x"

_isscheekychops is not large in my book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im large and its annoying

So if I was ample say ... or average you would message me and we would have all the sex ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to say I think _isscheekychops is just perfect x

_isscheekychops is not large in my book."

so what is your definition of large then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

If you were looking for larger ladies and you could choose it as an option when searching, I would understand.

Otherwise it makes no difference. No matter what you choose you will always be told you have selected the wrong one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to say I think _isscheekychops is just perfect x

_isscheekychops is not large in my book."

Wouldn't care if she was, she's attractive phsyically, personality wise and has a pretty face too!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


" I don't understand what you're asking?..."

Don't worry, I'm clueless too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok he messaged me and dude lol!

Too funny bro!

I know who it is.

I have met said person...

And I agree said person is talking bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok he messaged me and dude lol!

Too funny bro!

I have met said person...

And I agree said person is talking bollocks! "

Oh hush you stop !!!

I am large - you just don't perceive me as large because im moderately ok looking and give ok blow jobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok he messaged me and dude lol!

Too funny bro!

I know who it is.

I have met said person...

And I agree said person is talking bollocks! "

Every girl in the forum just got worried

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By *ussy-Stretcher OP   Man
over a year ago

UK


"Its all about perception from both sides

The same im sure when a guy states hes vwe.....he thinks he is but some people may not agree "

That's different from looking at yourself in the mirror and knowing if you're big or not. 99% of blokes like to be associated with being vwe when they knew they not. Its just part of ego-boosting and raising self-esteem.

I would rather lie on the not-so-obvious than lie on the obvious especially when you've got the pic up there for the decision makers to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok he messaged me and dude lol!

Too funny bro!

I have met said person...

And I agree said person is talking bollocks!

Oh hush you stop !!!

I am large - you just don't perceive me as large because im moderately ok looking and give ok blow jobs "

Yep!

But you're also not large..I've told you that a million times and you know I don't talk shit right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I don't understand what you're asking?...

Message me and i'll point one out for you

Yes please do message .. we are all waiting on tenterhooks to see who the wiley culprit is

I think you are one of the culprits love...no offence here

Im one of the culprits ...

you naughty girl floro "

Im causing problems all over today

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Ok he messaged me and dude lol!

Too funny bro!

I have met said person...

And I agree said person is talking bollocks!

Oh hush you stop !!!

I am large - you just don't perceive me as large because im moderately ok looking and give ok blow jobs

Yep!

But you're also not large..I've told you that a million times and you know I don't talk shit right. "

Are you sure you don't talk shit Ben??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok he messaged me and dude lol!

Too funny bro!

I have met said person...

And I agree said person is talking bollocks!

Oh hush you stop !!!

I am large - you just don't perceive me as large because im moderately ok looking and give ok blow jobs

Yep!

But you're also not large..I've told you that a million times and you know I don't talk shit right. "

Im not going to argue on here about this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok he messaged me and dude lol!

Too funny bro!

I have met said person...

And I agree said person is talking bollocks!

Oh hush you stop !!!

I am large - you just don't perceive me as large because im moderately ok looking and give ok blow jobs

Yep!

But you're also not large..I've told you that a million times and you know I don't talk shit right.

Are you sure you don't talk shit Ben?? "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather be informed I am not as large as I perceived myself to be, than the other way round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

200lbs plus is a perfect woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am 190lbs, with abs lol

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"now waiting for the inevitable post about labels "

...along with the inevitable disingenuous telling us chubbies we're beautiful, "real" women blah blah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its all about perception from both sides

The same im sure when a guy states hes vwe.....he thinks he is but some people may not agree

That's different from looking at yourself in the mirror and knowing if you're big or not. 99% of blokes like to be associated with being vwe when they knew they not. Its just part of ego-boosting and raising self-esteem.

I would rather lie on the not-so-obvious than lie on the obvious especially when you've got the pic up there for the decision makers to see"

Ok .. I may have this wrong but are you insinuating I say Im large for ego boosting and low self esteem ?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I'd rather be informed I am not as large as I perceived myself to be, than the other way round. "

True can you imagine if I put slim down lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"now waiting for the inevitable post about labels "

The label on my tea bag fell into the cup

Not sure the best first message would be disputing the persons profile, perhaps this is one occasion where the OP should ignore the profile and look at the pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes take the girl out for a big mac as foreplay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"200lbs plus is a perfect woman "

That depends on whether she's 3 ft or 7 ft.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Ok he messaged me and dude lol!

Too funny bro!

I know who it is.

I have met said person...

And I agree said person is talking bollocks!

Every girl in the forum just got worried"

Not me. I'm 'curvy', not 'large'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Are you sure you don't talk shit Ben?? "

I see your back then...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"

Are you sure you don't talk shit Ben??

I see your back then... "

I am....

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By *ussy-Stretcher OP   Man
over a year ago

UK


"I think what he is saying is women on here tick large when in his eyes they are not large....I look in the mirror everyday and I know I'm large...lol"

You're not large and No, my eyes sees it as it is. Im not here to boost anyone ego but please stop ticking large when you obviously not. You confusing us lot ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just went large at Mac Donalds...wish I had not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes take the girl out for a big mac as foreplay "

I've just watched Casualty... So you treat her to a threesome? Can you up the minor celebrity stakes?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I think what he is saying is women on here tick large when in his eyes they are not large....I look in the mirror everyday and I know I'm large...lol

You're not large and No, my eyes sees it as it is. Im not here to boost anyone ego but please stop ticking large when you obviously not. You confusing us lot ya know"

So, ignoring the woman you originally posted about, what would you consider 'large'? Are we talking Vanessa Feltz here? Or Beth Ditto?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading this thread, has left me baffled

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Reading this thread, has left me baffled "

It's left me a bit I'm now off to change my size to slim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok he messaged me and dude lol!

Too funny bro!

I know who it is.

I have met said person...

And I agree said person is talking bollocks!

Every girl in the forum just got worried

Not me. I'm 'curvy', not 'large'. "

And I think I'm boringly average . I'm still larger than I should be though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that kind of thing does make me laugh, though, when people talk about this chubby actor, or that fat singer, and you look and think how are they fat/chubby??

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By *ussy-Stretcher OP   Man
over a year ago

UK


"I’ve bumped into some ladies profile on here on Fab. Clicked being ‘large’ size on their profile, and their pictures revealing average size, and not even close to being large!

I do wonder if they trying to convince themselves they are large, when they clearly not?

Will this not piss you off guys? Put yourself in my shoes (as a bloke that don’t like my peanut large but moderately gorgeous) and give me an honest answer please

thanks

I was going to ask why a woman's perception about her size should piss you off, and then recalled the fact that some men perceive themselves as good looking ."

I invited one of my best mates to join fab awhile back. He specifically looking for 'large' ladies and ticked the settings but was surprised to be bumping on some random profiles claiming to be large when they not. Same to me looking for 'not so large' and seeing average size claiming to be large. So confusing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve bumped into some ladies profile on here on Fab. Clicked being ‘large’ size on their profile, and their pictures revealing average size, and not even close to being large!

I do wonder if they trying to convince themselves they are large, when they clearly not?

Will this not piss you off guys? Put yourself in my shoes (as a bloke that don’t like my peanut large but moderately gorgeous) and give me an honest answer please

thanks

"

Btw what is a peanut a euphemism of?

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By *ussy-Stretcher OP   Man
over a year ago

UK


"Looking more won't change my size either "

You confusing us all, FLORO. YOU ARE NOT LARGE whether you like to feel that way or not. You are not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still confused

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I am 190lbs, with abs lol "

You also have a strange habit of chucking random facts about yourself into other topics! It's very peculiar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am 190lbs, with abs lol "

are you American?

us normal people use stones and ounces, not that American rubbish

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By *ussy-Stretcher OP   Man
over a year ago

UK


"Im large and its annoying

So if I was ample say ... or average you would message me and we would have all the sex ??"

Definitely so i'm afraid cos of people ticking the wrong label i was inclined not to automatically block 'size' from showing on my search.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Op are you sure it's not your definition of large which is confusing you?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I’ve bumped into some ladies profile on here on Fab. Clicked being ‘large’ size on their profile, and their pictures revealing average size, and not even close to being large!

I do wonder if they trying to convince themselves they are large, when they clearly not?

Will this not piss you off guys? Put yourself in my shoes (as a bloke that don’t like my peanut large but moderately gorgeous) and give me an honest answer please

thanks

"

Firstly why would anyone try and convince themselves they are large when they aren't.

Secondly... If floro (or anyone else for that matter) chooses to describe themselves as large but others may not agree WHO CARES!!

I see profiles on here of fat/thin/athletic/WE/VWE/hung/good looking people all the time where I might think no they aren't but it's their profile so let em get on with it!!

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

I think its all down to the " does my bum look big in this " mentally !!! Size isnt necessarily important !!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Im large and its annoying

So if I was ample say ... or average you would message me and we would have all the sex ??

Definitely so i'm afraid cos of people ticking the wrong label i was inclined not to automatically block 'size' from showing on my search. "

Since when have you been able to search on size?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@OP chill out dude

I'm really not 100% sure what you are getting pissed off about bro?..

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Im large and its annoying

So if I was ample say ... or average you would message me and we would have all the sex ??

Definitely so i'm afraid cos of people ticking the wrong label i was inclined not to automatically block 'size' from showing on my search.

Since when have you been able to search on size? "

You can't.

I am also scratching me head regarding the fact that men would think that telling a woman she is wrong (for whatever reason) would help him get into her knickers.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Im large and its annoying

So if I was ample say ... or average you would message me and we would have all the sex ??

Definitely so i'm afraid cos of people ticking the wrong label i was inclined not to automatically block 'size' from showing on my search.

Since when have you been able to search on size? "

Can you search for vvwe too

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Im large and its annoying

So if I was ample say ... or average you would message me and we would have all the sex ??

Definitely so i'm afraid cos of people ticking the wrong label i was inclined not to automatically block 'size' from showing on my search. "

You cant search or filter on size anyway... so you'd still have to look at the profiles individually

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

I use lbs and stone

Ibs due to watch a lot of boxing, mma etc

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Im large and its annoying

So if I was ample say ... or average you would message me and we would have all the sex ??

Definitely so i'm afraid cos of people ticking the wrong label i was inclined not to automatically block 'size' from showing on my search.

Since when have you been able to search on size?

Can you search for vvwe too "

I think you'll just have to keep looking theough the cock pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fat but my pics might not show that but I'd rather be honest so I've put large

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Im large and its annoying

So if I was ample say ... or average you would message me and we would have all the sex ??

Definitely so i'm afraid cos of people ticking the wrong label i was inclined not to automatically block 'size' from showing on my search.

Since when have you been able to search on size?

Can you search for vvwe too "

Not in my profile you can't

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"I’ve bumped into some ladies profile on here on Fab. Clicked being ‘large’ size on their profile, and their pictures revealing average size, and not even close to being large!

I do wonder if they trying to convince themselves they are large, when they clearly not?

"

Would imagine it is because we often see ourselves different to how others see us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im large and its annoying

So if I was ample say ... or average you would message me and we would have all the sex ??

Definitely so i'm afraid cos of people ticking the wrong label i was inclined not to automatically block 'size' from showing on my search.

Since when have you been able to search on size?

You can't.

I am also scratching me head regarding the fact that men would think that telling a woman she is wrong (for whatever reason) would help him get into her knickers."

I don't know about you, but if a man tries to tell me I'm not fat I just get put off him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fat but my pics might not show that but I'd rather be honest so I've put large "

Simply perfect in my eyes

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Its all about perception from both sides

The same im sure when a guy states hes vwe.....he thinks he is but some people may not agree "

True lol

Loadsa guys say we or vwe n no idea where they get the idea from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im large and its annoying

So if I was ample say ... or average you would message me and we would have all the sex ??

Definitely so i'm afraid cos of people ticking the wrong label i was inclined not to automatically block 'size' from showing on my search.

Since when have you been able to search on size?

You can't.

I am also scratching me head regarding the fact that men would think that telling a woman she is wrong (for whatever reason) would help him get into her knickers.

I don't know about you, but if a man tries to tell me I'm not fat I just get put off him."

ditto

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Im large and its annoying

So if I was ample say ... or average you would message me and we would have all the sex ??

Definitely so i'm afraid cos of people ticking the wrong label i was inclined not to automatically block 'size' from showing on my search.

Since when have you been able to search on size?

You can't.

I am also scratching me head regarding the fact that men would think that telling a woman she is wrong (for whatever reason) would help him get into her knickers.

I don't know about you, but if a man tries to tell me I'm not fat I just get put off him."

I would rather they didn't mention my body size at all to be honest. But at least I don't have random men messaging me to say I'm not curvy.

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By *ussy-Stretcher OP   Man
over a year ago

UK


"I'd rather be informed I am not as large as I perceived myself to be, than the other way round. "

There is nothing wrong with being large, my love. Most of my swinging mates prefer larger ladies than the average and less-average ones.

This is simply because blokes with longer thinner cocks enjoy larger ladies more than blokes with shorter fatter cocks.

I must confess im of the latter and i found its true to go with what works best for me. Most guys have longer thinner, and im proud to be shorter and thicker than average, which is my ups ups side

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

OP for every woman you think is not large, there will be another man who thinks she is.

We can't win because what is and is not "large" is subjective. For some people any woman bigger than a size 12 or 14 is large.

How about you let women describe themselves as they choose? All we can do is be as accurate as we can. Someone will always disagree.

Accusing some of us of lying about our size just because you disagree is out of order.

Plus, since these women you are complaining about have photos so you can see how they look, why does it matter what they chose for body size?

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Big eyes, big thighs, big brain, big butt, big breasts, big heart, big belly, big ideas ... That's me in a big nutshell, and people will just have to make of me what they will. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused! Is the OP after a large woman or not. Oh wait a minute........I don't really care! Surely whether someone choses to call themselves large is up to them

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By *ussy-Stretcher OP   Man
over a year ago

UK


"200lbs plus is a perfect woman "

Every woman is perfect in her own right bro. You just need to find the one that works best for you and get on with irrespective of size and stuff

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I'd rather be informed I am not as large as I perceived myself to be, than the other way round.

There is nothing wrong with being large, my love. Most of my swinging mates prefer larger ladies than the average and less-average ones.

This is simply because blokes with longer thinner cocks enjoy larger ladies more than blokes with shorter fatter cocks.

I must confess im of the latter and i found its true to go with what works best for me. Most guys have longer thinner, and im proud to be shorter and thicker than average, which is my ups ups side"

This is generalising so much I think my head just imploded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve bumped into some ladies profile on here on Fab. Clicked being ‘large’ size on their profile, and their pictures revealing average size, and not even close to being large!

I do wonder if they trying to convince themselves they are large, when they clearly not?

Will this not piss you off guys? Put yourself in my shoes (as a bloke that don’t like my peanut large but moderately gorgeous) and give me an honest answer please

thanks

Btw what is a peanut a euphemism of?"

If you want something doing, do it yourself.

Thanks urban dictionary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd rather be informed I am not as large as I perceived myself to be, than the other way round.

This is simply because blokes with longer thinner cocks enjoy larger ladies more than blokes with shorter fatter cocks.

"

I've been with me who have short fat cocks, long fat cocks, long thin cocks and short thin cocks...none have ever had an issue of getting in or staying in.

WTF

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I’ve bumped into some ladies profile on here on Fab. Clicked being ‘large’ size on their profile, and their pictures revealing average size, and not even close to being large!

I do wonder if they trying to convince themselves they are large, when they clearly not?

Will this not piss you off guys? Put yourself in my shoes (as a bloke that don’t like my peanut large but moderately gorgeous) and give me an honest answer please

thanks

Btw what is a peanut a euphemism of?

If you want something doing, do it yourself.

Thanks urban dictionary "

Do share...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Op you keep avoiding the question !

You are saying some people aren't able to define their own size, but you won't clarify what your own _iew is.

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By *ussy-Stretcher OP   Man
over a year ago

UK


"now waiting for the inevitable post about labels

...along with the inevitable disingenuous telling us chubbies we're beautiful, "real" women blah blah!"

My apologies on his behalf, my lady. Today is sunday and he's probably got some beer right beside him to wind down of the work-week stress. My apologies on his behalf

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'd rather be informed I am not as large as I perceived myself to be, than the other way round.

There is nothing wrong with being large, my love. Most of my swinging mates prefer larger ladies than the average and less-average ones.

This is simply because blokes with longer thinner cocks enjoy larger ladies more than blokes with shorter fatter cocks.

I must confess im of the latter and i found its true to go with what works best for me. Most guys have longer thinner, and im proud to be shorter and thicker than average, which is my ups ups side"

Have you been drinking today? Or smoking something?

I've rarely heard such a lot of nonsense.

Put the shovel down and step away from the hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big eyes, big thighs, big brain, big butt, big breasts, big heart, big belly, big ideas ... That's me in a big nutshell, and people will just have to make of me what they will. Xx"

Sexiest woman on fabswingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve bumped into some ladies profile on here on Fab. Clicked being ‘large’ size on their profile, and their pictures revealing average size, and not even close to being large!

I do wonder if they trying to convince themselves they are large, when they clearly not?

Will this not piss you off guys? Put yourself in my shoes (as a bloke that don’t like my peanut large but moderately gorgeous) and give me an honest answer please

thanks

Btw what is a peanut a euphemism of?

If you want something doing, do it yourself.

Thanks urban dictionary

Do share... "

A cute person.

A strange term of endearment

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

This thread is getting more bizarre by the minute

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By *ussy-Stretcher OP   Man
over a year ago

UK


"now waiting for the inevitable post about labels

The label on my tea bag fell into the cup

Not sure the best first message would be disputing the persons profile, perhaps this is one occasion where the OP should ignore the profile and look at the pics "

To ignore is not enough especially when the choosing and picking is done over a computer screen and not face-to-face.

My problem is if i'd edit my search setting not to include 'large', her profile would forever be hidden from my search and i wouldnt have known such sweet-niblet exist and deprived my horny-self a good chance of meeting her. That pisses me off!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"now waiting for the inevitable post about labels

The label on my tea bag fell into the cup

Not sure the best first message would be disputing the persons profile, perhaps this is one occasion where the OP should ignore the profile and look at the pics

To ignore is not enough especially when the choosing and picking is done over a computer screen and not face-to-face.

My problem is if i'd edit my search setting not to include 'large', her profile would forever be hidden from my search and i wouldnt have known such sweet-niblet exist and deprived my horny-self a good chance of meeting her. That pisses me off!"

You cannot search on size!!! This has already been pointed out.

Size is not an option in the search.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"My problem is if i'd edit my search setting not to include 'large', her profile would forever be hidden from my search and i wouldnt have known such sweet-niblet exist and deprived my horny-self a good chance of meeting her. That pisses me off!"

You can't filter search results by size.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

PS This thread has probably already deprived you of the chance to meet quite a few sweet niblets OP. You are not doing yourself any favours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easiest way to compare a woman's size is by asking do you find her attractive or like chatting to her if so does her size really matter I know how they feel as I chat to lots of people then when I send a pic it's all over x

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By *ussy-Stretcher OP   Man
over a year ago

UK


"Reading this thread, has left me baffled "

Incase you're considering your sexy self average, you're obviously not. You're a bit below average love

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"I’ve bumped into some ladies profile on here on Fab. Clicked being ‘large’ size on their profile, and their pictures revealing average size, and not even close to being large!

I do wonder if they trying to convince themselves they are large, when they clearly not?

Will this not piss you off guys? Put yourself in my shoes (as a bloke that

don’t like my peanut large but

moderately gorgeous) and give me an honest answer please

thanks

"

Lol no comment i don't want to get involved. The females will give you a hard time. Get your tin hat on.

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By *ussy-Stretcher OP   Man
over a year ago

UK


"Reading this thread, has left me baffled

It's left me a bit I'm now off to change my size to slim "

Don't let us go extreme here, my love. You're average. Any more pound will catapult you heading towards above average and still not close to being large.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading this thread, has left me baffled

Incase you're considering your sexy self average, you're obviously not. You're a bit below average love"

.

Charming!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Reading this thread, has left me baffled

It's left me a bit I'm now off to change my size to slim

Don't let us go extreme here, my love. You're average. Any more pound will catapult you heading towards above average and still not close to being large. "

Righty ho....and I was joking

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

erm .... no ... wont piss me off at all

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"

This is simply because blokes with longer thinner cocks enjoy larger ladies more than blokes with shorter fatter cocks.

"

Wow - did you really say that?

For the record I think you will find that you are wrong.

In your original post I do believe you were trying to compliment flora. However subsequent posts have not done you any favours.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Once again I'm lost for words

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By *ussy-Stretcher OP   Man
over a year ago

UK


"I think what he is saying is women on here tick large when in his eyes they are not large....I look in the mirror everyday and I know I'm large...lol

You're not large and No, my eyes sees it as it is. Im not here to boost anyone ego but please stop ticking large when you obviously not. You confusing us lot ya know

So, ignoring the woman you originally posted about, what would you consider 'large'? Are we talking Vanessa Feltz here? Or Beth Ditto?"

Beth Ditto is a bit on the large size and Vanessa Feltz is a bit 'more' on the average size. I arrive at this conclusion because it would be a bit difficult to penetrate Beth Ditto deeper with a 7inches cock on a missionary position due to the loose chubbiness of her thighs, than it would be alot easier on vanessa Feltz with a 7inches cock on same missionary cos her thighs are more not so chubbier and loose.

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh


"Reading this thread, has left me baffled

It's left me a bit I'm now off to change my size to slim

Don't let us go extreme here, my love. You're average. Any more pound will catapult you heading towards above average and still not close to being large.

Righty ho....and I was joking "

Happy to give you a pound btw!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

As a fat bird (with slim legs and thighs) I am and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Below average is fine

But love?? Lol now I do take umbridge, to being called Love!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Beth Ditto is a bit on the large size and Vanessa Feltz is a bit 'more' on the average size. I arrive at this conclusion because it would be a bit difficult to penetrate Beth Ditto deeper with a 7inches cock on a missionary position due to the loose chubbiness of her thighs, than it would be alot easier on vanessa Feltz with a 7inches cock on same missionary cos her thighs are more not so chubbier and loose. "

I can't be large then as have successfully had sex with men shorter than 7 inches.

Have you spent the afternoon in the pub by some chance?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I arrive at this conclusion because it would be a bit difficult to penetrate Beth Ditto deeper with a 7inches cock on a missionary position due to the loose chubbiness of her thighs, than it would be alot easier on vanessa Feltz with a 7inches cock on same missionary cos her thighs are more not so chubbier and loose. "

Now I know you're trolling.

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By *ussy-Stretcher OP   Man
over a year ago

UK


"that kind of thing does make me laugh, though, when people talk about this chubby actor, or that fat singer, and you look and think how are they fat/chubby??"

I know how confusing that sounds. There are 2 types of chubbiness and fatness. And these 2 differences are both divided on the 'dress-size', which society interprets as the norm. And the second one is 'sexual sizes'.

vanessa feltz is regarded as 'large' by society interpretation of dress size, but average on the sexual interpretation of body size due to how deeper her body size could take penetration of a man an average cock size of 6inches for example.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

This thread.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a size 12/14 so middle size with big tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread..... "

.

You were late for the party!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Dear Admin,

Please can you change the site so that all women's profiles are run by the OP so he can decide which size category each of us poor, helpless, over/under estimating females should be put into...

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread..... "

It has given me some amusement on a dull Sunday afternoon x

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


" vanessa feltz is regarded as 'large' by society interpretation of dress size, but average on the sexual interpretation of body size due to how deeper her body size could take penetration of a man an average cock size of 6inches for example.

"

Just wow!! You need to retake biology lessons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading this thread, has left me baffled

Incase you're considering your sexy self average, you're obviously not. You're a bit below average love"

In all my years as an adult I have never heard someone being expressed as below average size. That would be slim or skinny. Errrrmmmm I do hope it was just a poor expression....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Admin,

Please can you change the site so that all women's profiles are run by the OP so he can decide which size category each of us poor, helpless, over/under estimating females should be put into...

Thanks "

.

With the option of opting out, for those who are capable of making their minds up on how they would like to describe themselves without being influence by the opinions of others, pretty please, thank you!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"that kind of thing does make me laugh, though, when people talk about this chubby actor, or that fat singer, and you look and think how are they fat/chubby??

I know how confusing that sounds. There are 2 types of chubbiness and fatness. And these 2 differences are both divided on the 'dress-size', which society interprets as the norm. And the second one is 'sexual sizes'.

vanessa feltz is regarded as 'large' by society interpretation of dress size, but average on the sexual interpretation of body size due to how deeper her body size could take penetration of a man an average cock size of 6inches for example.

"

It's not often that I just post the "unexpected anal" smiley, but

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I arrive at this conclusion because it would be a bit difficult to penetrate Beth Ditto deeper with a 7inches cock on a missionary position due to the loose chubbiness of her thighs, than it would be alot easier on vanessa Feltz with a 7inches cock on same missionary cos her thighs are more not so chubbier and loose.

Now I know you're trolling. "

Ya think?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Brick wall....head bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some days this place puts such a massive smile on my face it makes people near me think im strange

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"that kind of thing does make me laugh, though, when people talk about this chubby actor, or that fat singer, and you look and think how are they fat/chubby??

I know how confusing that sounds. There are 2 types of chubbiness and fatness. And these 2 differences are both divided on the 'dress-size', which society interprets as the norm. And the second one is 'sexual sizes'.

vanessa feltz is regarded as 'large' by society interpretation of dress size, but average on the sexual interpretation of body size due to how deeper her body size could take penetration of a man an average cock size of 6inches for example.

"

I'm a lot larger than felt yet have taken many below average cocks.....where do I sit on this grand scale of yours?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I arrive at this conclusion because it would be a bit difficult to penetrate Beth Ditto deeper with a 7inches cock on a missionary position due to the loose chubbiness of her thighs, than it would be alot easier on vanessa Feltz with a 7inches cock on same missionary cos her thighs are more not so chubbier and loose.

Now I know you're trolling.

Ya think? "

I was giving him the benefit of the doubt and just assumed he was a bit strange.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"It's not often that I just post the "unexpected anal" smiley, but

"

LOL! Caz, my sides are hurting

"Unexpected anal" hahaha

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I arrive at this conclusion because it would be a bit difficult to penetrate Beth Ditto deeper with a 7inches cock on a missionary position due to the loose chubbiness of her thighs, than it would be alot easier on vanessa Feltz with a 7inches cock on same missionary cos her thighs are more not so chubbier and loose.

Now I know you're trolling.

Ya think?

I was giving him the benefit of the doubt and just assumed he was a bit strange."

Me too until the latest few comments

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"that kind of thing does make me laugh, though, when people talk about this chubby actor, or that fat singer, and you look and think how are they fat/chubby??

I know how confusing that sounds. There are 2 types of chubbiness and fatness. And these 2 differences are both divided on the 'dress-size', which society interprets as the norm. And the second one is 'sexual sizes'.

vanessa feltz is regarded as 'large' by society interpretation of dress size, but average on the sexual interpretation of body size due to how deeper her body size could take penetration of a man an average cock size of 6inches for example.

"

This is without a doubt the funniest thing I've ever read. However a friend of mine knows Beth ditto quite well so I'll get her to drop her a text and ask her how she fares on cock size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I arrive at this conclusion because it would be a bit difficult to penetrate Beth Ditto deeper with a 7inches cock on a missionary position due to the loose chubbiness of her thighs, than it would be alot easier on vanessa Feltz with a 7inches cock on same missionary cos her thighs are more not so chubbier and loose.

Now I know you're trolling.

Ya think?

I was giving him the benefit of the doubt and just assumed he was a bit strange.

Me too until the latest few comments "

Ditto.

Ditto also to shadow's re unexpected anal

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By *ussy-Stretcher OP   Man
over a year ago

UK


"I’ve bumped into some ladies profile on here on Fab. Clicked being ‘large’ size on their profile, and their pictures revealing average size, and not even close to being large!

I do wonder if they trying to convince themselves they are large, when they clearly not?

Will this not piss you off guys? Put yourself in my shoes (as a bloke that don’t like my peanut large but moderately gorgeous) and give me an honest answer please

thanks

Btw what is a peanut a euphemism of?"

Sorry if that sound confusing. Its just my way of expression. It means i tend to enjoy maneuvering and dragging my sex partner from one end of the room to another through various sex positions as i can in one session. Bed post to missionary to spoon to window hanging to table-top face me, i face you serious hard fucking. And by expression, i'm the macho-bull, and my lady must be able to exhibit an average size to allow me to be able to maneuver without any heavy-lifting and stuff. So peanut just happened to be one of those expressions used to clarify that she's flexible enough to maneuver.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Reading this thread, has left me baffled

Incase you're considering your sexy self average, you're obviously not. You're a bit below average love"

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Because peanuts are known for their flexibility...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"that kind of thing does make me laugh, though, when people talk about this chubby actor, or that fat singer, and you look and think how are they fat/chubby??

I know how confusing that sounds. There are 2 types of chubbiness and fatness. And these 2 differences are both divided on the 'dress-size', which society interprets as the norm. And the second one is 'sexual sizes'.

vanessa feltz is regarded as 'large' by society interpretation of dress size, but average on the sexual interpretation of body size due to how deeper her body size could take penetration of a man an average cock size of 6inches for example.

This is without a doubt the funniest thing I've ever read. However a friend of mine knows Beth ditto quite well so I'll get her to drop her a text and ask her how she fares on cock size "

I think she's a lesbian, but I am sure she'll get a good laugh out of being told she's too big for smaller cocks.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Because peanuts are known for their flexibility... "

Have you not seen tesco new 'ultra flexible peanuts' ?? Shame on you!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"Welcome to the world of female self-perception, where a perfectly average women sized 14-16 will think herself large because the media says she is."

It's not just the media, it's also the clothes we buy. If a woman is a size 14 or 16 those sizes are also called XL and XXL on most labels. It's a crazy world when a size 12 is considered large.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"that kind of thing does make me laugh, though, when people talk about this chubby actor, or that fat singer, and you look and think how are they fat/chubby??

I know how confusing that sounds. There are 2 types of chubbiness and fatness. And these 2 differences are both divided on the 'dress-size', which society interprets as the norm. And the second one is 'sexual sizes'.

vanessa feltz is regarded as 'large' by society interpretation of dress size, but average on the sexual interpretation of body size due to how deeper her body size could take penetration of a man an average cock size of 6inches for example.

This is without a doubt the funniest thing I've ever read. However a friend of mine knows Beth ditto quite well so I'll get her to drop her a text and ask her how she fares on cock size

I think she's a lesbian, but I am sure she'll get a good laugh out of being told she's too big for smaller cocks."

Good point! Maybe we should adjust the word cock for 'strap on'

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Because peanuts are known for their flexibility... "

My sister got one stuck up her nose when she was trying to stop me getting it off her once - does that count???

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Welcome to the world of female self-perception, where a perfectly average women sized 14-16 will think herself large because the media says she is.

It's not just the media, it's also the clothes we buy. If a woman is a size 14 or 16 those sizes are also called XL and XXL on most labels. It's a crazy world when a size 12 is considered large."

My mum saw a tshirt she liked in debenhans once might of been red herring and asked what size L was and was told 8 was small, 10 medium and 12 large! I was gob smacked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because peanuts are known for their flexibility... "

You beat me to it

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By *ussy-Stretcher OP   Man
over a year ago

UK


"Im large and its annoying

So if I was ample say ... or average you would message me and we would have all the sex ??

Definitely so i'm afraid cos of people ticking the wrong label i was inclined not to automatically block 'size' from showing on my search.

Since when have you been able to search on size?

You can't.

I am also scratching me head regarding the fact that men would think that telling a woman she is wrong (for whatever reason) would help him get into her knickers."

I would rather do that on a 'private' message than coming here to talk about it. Leave that 'get into her knickers' to the desperados

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By *ussy-Stretcher OP   Man
over a year ago

UK


"Im large and its annoying

So if I was ample say ... or average you would message me and we would have all the sex ??

Definitely so i'm afraid cos of people ticking the wrong label i was inclined not to automatically block 'size' from showing on my search.

You cant search or filter on size anyway... so you'd still have to look at the profiles individually "

Sorry, i must have confused that to other sites i was on. But the rules applies to here on fab aswell

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Im large and its annoying

So if I was ample say ... or average you would message me and we would have all the sex ??

Definitely so i'm afraid cos of people ticking the wrong label i was inclined not to automatically block 'size' from showing on my search.

Since when have you been able to search on size?

You can't.

I am also scratching me head regarding the fact that men would think that telling a woman she is wrong (for whatever reason) would help him get into her knickers.

I would rather do that on a 'private' message than coming here to talk about it. Leave that 'get into her knickers' to the desperados"

Messaging someone to tell them they're wrong is not better than doing it on the forums. Just saying.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

The gift that keeps on giving!

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By *ussy-Stretcher OP   Man
over a year ago

UK


"I'm fat but my pics might not show that but I'd rather be honest so I've put large "

Sexually: Maybe yes, due to the chubbiness at the upper thigh area. Cant see properly . More pics needed

Society interpretation of size: Large size, due media interpretations

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By *ussy-Stretcher OP   Man
over a year ago

UK


"Im large and its annoying

So if I was ample say ... or average you would message me and we would have all the sex ??

Definitely so i'm afraid cos of people ticking the wrong label i was inclined not to automatically block 'size' from showing on my search.

Since when have you been able to search on size?

You can't.

I am also scratching me head regarding the fact that men would think that telling a woman she is wrong (for whatever reason) would help him get into her knickers.

I don't know about you, but if a man tries to tell me I'm not fat I just get put off him."

You're on the large size love, and some of my mates are drooling at your pics right now this very minute. Meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fat but my pics might not show that but I'd rather be honest so I've put large

Sexually: Maybe yes, due to the chubbiness at the upper thigh area. Cant see properly . More pics needed

Society interpretation of size: Large size, due media interpretations"

Dude STOP!!!!!

It is getting painful to read.

READ WHAT YOU ARE TYPING!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

wow 166 posts in an hour....... without reading it, it is going to be a corker

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I'm fat but my pics might not show that but I'd rather be honest so I've put large

Sexually: Maybe yes, due to the chubbiness at the upper thigh area. Cant see properly . More pics needed

Society interpretation of size: Large size, due media interpretations

Dude STOP!!!!!

It is getting painful to read.

READ WHAT YOU ARE TYPING!! "

BEN!! Don't stop him!! This is legendary!

I'm just about to message admin to plea with them to lift the 175 limit. It's epic x

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"I'm fat but my pics might not show that but I'd rather be honest so I've put large

Sexually: Maybe yes, due to the chubbiness at the upper thigh area. Cant see properly . More pics needed

Society interpretation of size: Large size, due media interpretations"

oooh do please tell me what my sexual size is! And then can I have it in writing for next time I go shopping?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"wow 166 posts in an hour....... without reading it, it is going to be a corker"

You have no idea!! Make a brew first and prepare yourself xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wow 166 posts in an hour....... without reading it, it is going to be a porker"

View!!!! Seriously!!!

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

OP - Maybe best to stop digging that hole for yourself!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"wow 166 posts in an hour....... without reading it, it is going to be a porker

View!!!! Seriously!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wow 166 posts in an hour....... without reading it, it is going to be a corker

You have no idea!! Make a brew first and prepare yourself xx "

lol prepare yourself for oooooooo arrrrrrrrr , lol

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"wow 166 posts in an hour....... without reading it, it is going to be a corker

You have no idea!! Make a brew first and prepare yourself xx "

ok....... and I heading to the OP

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By *ussy-Stretcher OP   Man
over a year ago

UK


"Op you keep avoiding the question !

You are saying some people aren't able to define their own size, but you won't clarify what your own _iew is. "

View about what exactly? Expatiate your point

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

This has cheered my boring Sunday up no end..... Hope we get a part 2

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Bye bye thread.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"wow 166 posts in an hour....... without reading it, it is going to be a corker

You have no idea!! Make a brew first and prepare yourself xx lol prepare yourself for oooooooo arrrrrrrrr , lol "

And lots of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was great to read

You can all thank me in fucks and snogs as my largeness has given everyone involved a jolly good hour

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Floro my lovely it was brilliant. I'm gutted its over x

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