FabSwingers.com forum: I aint bovvered

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was the reply we had from our neighbour this morning.

I can't tell you the question, but her reply, as she stood there in her pjamas has tickled us somewhat.

It would be very amusing if anyone wants to guess the question we asked

Just a bit of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was the reply we had from our neighbour this morning.

I can't tell you the question, but her reply, as she stood there in her pjamas has tickled us somewhat.

It would be very amusing if anyone wants to guess the question we asked

Just a bit of fun

would you like tea or coffee ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The real question is really random, it would be spooky if anyone actually guessed it.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Did you know you and your equally chavvy husband woke us up when you came staggering home at 4am?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was the question. Do you want to have sex with me again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you realise the holes inyour socks allow the stench of your trench foot infest the entire estate?

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Is that your garden gnome I just ran over?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

some good ones - thank you for lightening my Sunday

I never said chavvy, but that's very perceptive of you

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I know you didn't lol it's just the picture that was painted in my head

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Do you realise that your hair is still on fire?

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Do you realise the back of your dressing gown is tucked into your skid marked knickers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know you have piss all down your pyjama legs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know I had sex with your sister last night and your mother this morning and now I am off to see your best mate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know the neighbours blame you for the missing cats and say you smell of old people incontinence and creeping nursing home death?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dog just shat on my lawn. ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I love the imaginations that some of you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your hair is on fire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your hair is on fire!"

Well sounds like its deffo not her sex thats on fire!!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Are you, perchance, bothered?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you, perchance, bothered? "

LOL

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Great suggestions

Please keep the answers legal though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great suggestions

Please keep the answers legal though

Apologies no harm meant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you realise there is a sky remote sticking out of your arse?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Great suggestions

Please keep the answers legal though

Apologies no harm meant."

I know, just Admins rules mean I have to say it

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By *arlock69Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

Did she have a tit hanging out?...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm quite glad I don't see her very often. With all these suggestions I think i'd burst into a fit of giggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see ur minge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

actually thats more of a statement. my bad

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Any answer? I want to know if it is a combination of these personal disasters we have all outlined?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know your bloody dog kept us awake all f...ing night....yet again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any answer? I want to know if it is a combination of these personal disasters we have all outlined?

Hi Tina - no no-one has even got close. I can tell you though that I spoke to somebody else yesterday who had asked the same question about a year ago, and she wasn't bovvered then either.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It can't be that her hair is on fire then. I think even the most slow witted of people would have become at least mildly concerned about that over the course of a year.

Stumped!

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Any answer? I want to know if it is a combination of these personal disasters we have all outlined?

Hi Tina - no no-one has even got close. I can tell you though that I spoke to somebody else yesterday who had asked the same question about a year ago, and she wasn't bovvered then either.

Is her chimney pot hanging off?

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

you told her it's going to snow this week.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Who was that masked man?

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By *onny BonesMan
over a year ago

a block away from heaven

Did you know that there is a white liquid around your mouth and in your hair.

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Are you not cold in them pj's?

Julie xx

Really i think you said, you look a right fookin mess!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

did you know that there are going to be new traffic lights outside Sainsburys?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"did you know that there are going to be new traffic lights outside Sainsburys? "

are there

that's crazy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you seen my pussy?" *

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"did you know that there are going to be new traffic lights outside Sainsburys?

are there

that's crazy!"

it is but are you bovvered by them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Have you seen my pussy?" *

woooaahhh. okay I have to admit that we have been asked this question by them

how's your heating now by the way Yoni? cold weather ahead hope you're sorted now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"did you know that there are going to be new traffic lights outside Sainsburys?

are there

that's crazy!

it is but are you bovvered by them?

well yes I would be very bothered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know that the cost of electricity is going up again, so your house covered in lights and Santa's, which keep us awake till January, is going to mean you will have less to spend on alcohol this year.....???

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"did you know that there are going to be new traffic lights outside Sainsburys?

are there

that's crazy!

it is but are you bovvered by them?

well yes I would be very bothered

so would I now since I have no idea what Sainsburys we are talking about

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"did you know that there are going to be new traffic lights outside Sainsburys?

are there

that's crazy!

it is but are you bovvered by them?

well yes I would be very bothered

so would I now since I have no idea what Sainsburys we are talking about

we are in between two and your suggestion make no sense for either, it's just mental

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

so are you going to tell us what question you asked her then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"did you know that there are going to be new traffic lights outside Sainsburys?

are there

that's crazy!

it is but are you bovvered by them?

well yes I would be very bothered

so would I now since I have no idea what Sainsburys we are talking about

we are in between two and your suggestion make no sense for either, it's just mental

Did you say to her :-

I'd love to watch my husband give your husband a blowjob n maybe I could run me tongue around your twat as we watch them '

?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so are you going to tell us what question you asked her then?"

I can't divulge this as it would more or less publish our OS grid reference, which I hope you appreciate I don't wish to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"did you know that there are going to be new traffic lights outside Sainsburys?

are there

that's crazy!

it is but are you bovvered by them?

well yes I would be very bothered

so would I now since I have no idea what Sainsburys we are talking about

we are in between two and your suggestion make no sense for either, it's just mental

Did you say to her :-

I'd love to watch my husband give your husband a blowjob n maybe I could run me tongue around your twat as we watch them '

?????

part 1 of your suggestion - maybe

part 2 not a chance she isn't my type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"did you know that there are going to be new traffic lights outside Sainsburys?

are there

that's crazy!

it is but are you bovvered by them?

well yes I would be very bothered

so would I now since I have no idea what Sainsburys we are talking about

we are in between two and your suggestion make no sense for either, it's just mental

Did you say to her :-

I'd love to watch my husband give your husband a blowjob n maybe I could run me tongue around your twat as we watch them '

?????

part 1 of your suggestion - maybe

part 2 not a chance she isn't my type

Oh ya party pooper you. Lol

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