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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Floro needs cheering up, so let's post anything random about Bosoms today.

Big, small, cuddly, perky, we love them all.

Any boobtastic stories ? Fond mammaries?

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

A: "If we don't get some support here people are going nuts! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im so impressed

Ryan will adore this too

I was feeling mine today - they are quite perky for a fat bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats the one thing a woman will NEVER want between her tits?

her belly button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats the one thing a woman will NEVER want between her tits?

her belly button"

Or have to do with them is throw them over her shoulder and tie them in a knot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im so impressed

Ryan will adore this too

I was feeling mine today - they are quite perky for a fat bird

Don't believe you, let's have a squeeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im so impressed

Ryan will adore this too

I was feeling mine today - they are quite perky for a fat bird

Your not fat

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

if they get too saggy you just tuck them in your knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im so impressed

Ryan will adore this too

I was feeling mine today - they are quite perky for a fat bird

Your not fat

I wish I could say im not but I am ...you are too lovely gorgeous woman !!

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

I'd quite like a photo with someone else's hands cupping mine... Floro? Care to help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the way .... My nipples get hard when my neck is kissed .

Little heads up for future conquests

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Aaaargghhhhh

Wrong, wrong, wrong. Why did I open this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd quite like a photo with someone else's hands cupping mine... Floro? Care to help?

Im a great photographer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd quite like a photo with someone else's hands cupping mine... Floro? Care to help?

Unless you want me to do the cupping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aaaargghhhhh

Wrong, wrong, wrong. Why did I open this thread

You love it ...admit it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A d*unk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, "Barfender, I'd like a marhini for my heartburn." The barman mixes her drink and puts in down in front of her. A few minutes later, she calls him over and says, "Barfender, I'd like a marhini for my heartburn." He rolls his eyes but mixes her drink anyway and sets it down in front of her. A few minutes later, she waves him over again and says, "Barfender, I'd like a marhini for my heartburn." The barman looks her up and down and says, "First off, it's bartender, not barfender. Second off, it's martini, not marhini. And third, you don't have heartburn, your boob is in the ashtray."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A d*unk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, "Barfender, I'd like a marhini for my heartburn." The barman mixes her drink and puts in down in front of her. A few minutes later, she calls him over and says, "Barfender, I'd like a marhini for my heartburn." He rolls his eyes but mixes her drink anyway and sets it down in front of her. A few minutes later, she waves him over again and says, "Barfender, I'd like a marhini for my heartburn." The barman looks her up and down and says, "First off, it's bartender, not barfender. Second off, it's martini, not marhini. And third, you don't have heartburn, your boob is in the ashtray."

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Aaaargghhhhh

Wrong, wrong, wrong. Why did I open this thread

What do you have against Bosoms??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aaaargghhhhh

Wrong, wrong, wrong. Why did I open this thread

What do you have against Bosoms??

Probably nothing, which may be the problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have nice bosoms too.

...and Floro, your not fat! And yes, i will share my cheesy sayings that you don't like. Your lush - just like a pair of beautiful floating eyes in a jar

Am I allowed to share something on cam relating to boobs?

Ah heck, here goes - someone asked another lady what's her boob size (as you do

) to which she replied. 'It is an A cup' - his response, with no genuine sarcasm; 'those boobs are massive, lets see!!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aaaargghhhhh

Wrong, wrong, wrong. Why did I open this thread

What do you have against Bosoms??

Probably nothing, which may be the problem

He is fighting it ...

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

mmm bitty :P

Wolf

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"Aaaargghhhhh

Wrong, wrong, wrong. Why did I open this thread

What do you have against Bosoms??

my chest usually

Wolf

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

anyone else want boob cupping or neck kissing

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Aaaargghhhhh

Wrong, wrong, wrong. Why did I open this thread

What do you have against Bosoms??

Probably nothing, which may be the problem

He is fighting it ...

He's just in denial.... Same as his secret love of strap-ons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aaaargghhhhh

Wrong, wrong, wrong. Why did I open this thread

What do you have against Bosoms??

Probably nothing, which may be the problem

He is fighting it ...

He's just in denial.... Same as his secret love of strap-ons

Agreed ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the way .... My nipples get hard when my neck is kissed .

Little heads up for future conquests

(Waits for his 29th birthday and wishes for a growth spurt - please Santa, don't let me down again you wanker!!)

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

"anyone else want boob cupping or neck kissing "

I'm Getting mine cupped and kissed in the hot tub at chams this week... at least I hope its still on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the way .... My nipples get hard when my neck is kissed .

Little heads up for future conquests

You may get VWE heads up too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the way .... My nipples get hard when my neck is kissed .

Little heads up for future conquests

(Waits for his 29th birthday and wishes for a growth spurt - please Santa, don't let me down again you wanker!!)

Haha ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the way .... My nipples get hard when my neck is kissed .

Little heads up for future conquests

You may get VWE heads up too

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say 'haha' a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im so impressed

Ryan will adore this too

I was feeling mine today - they are quite perky for a fat bird

Your not fat

I wish I could say im not but I am ...you are too lovely gorgeous woman !!

I could read that two ways

I'm too lovely or I'm fat too

And your not so there !! Voluptuous curvy sexy lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boob cupping, neck kissing.. Any chance of light nipple teasing and maybe sleepy spooning too..? Sounds like a twelve days of Christmas rhyme? Anyone got the rest of the days?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im so impressed

Ryan will adore this too

I was feeling mine today - they are quite perky for a fat bird

Your not fat

I wish I could say im not but I am ...you are too lovely gorgeous woman !!

I could read that two ways

I'm too lovely or I'm fat too

And your not so there !! Voluptuous curvy sexy lady

Too lovely ... !!!!!

Oooooo I like that description

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I say 'haha' a lot

...your not biting your lips as well are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I say 'haha' a lot

...your not biting your lips as well are you?

No ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I say 'haha' a lot

...your not biting your lips as well are you?

No ... "

Must be just me then.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"mmm bitty :P

Wolf

You're back! How wonderful. That's cheered me up. Pert nipples just for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I say 'haha' a lot

...your not biting your lips as well are you?

No ...

Must be just me then.

Quite possibly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boob cupping, neck kissing.. Any chance of light nipple teasing and maybe sleepy spooning too..? Sounds like a twelve days of Christmas rhyme? Anyone got the rest of the days? "

Your fault

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/221705

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boob cupping, neck kissing.. Any chance of light nipple teasing and maybe sleepy spooning too..? Sounds like a twelve days of Christmas rhyme? Anyone got the rest of the days?

Your fault

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/221705

Dare I look ... Is it full of cheesy lines ?

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"I'd quite like a photo with someone else's hands cupping mine... Floro? Care to help?

Unless you want me to do the cupping

Let's set the timer on the camera and you can cup!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd quite like a photo with someone else's hands cupping mine... Floro? Care to help?

I'd like to volunteer my services as long as we are all clear that it is purely in the name of science as not because I want to at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd quite like a photo with someone else's hands cupping mine... Floro? Care to help?

Unless you want me to do the cupping

Let's set the timer on the camera and you can cup!

A plan ... I do like a good plan...

Deal ...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'd quite like a photo with someone else's hands cupping mine... Floro? Care to help?

Unless you want me to do the cupping

Let's set the timer on the camera and you can cup!

I will take the picture and then we can all have Martinis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd quite like a photo with someone else's hands cupping mine... Floro? Care to help?

I'd like to volunteer my services as long as we are all clear that it is purely in the name of science as not because I want to at all.

Ahh you are too kind but a timer will be sufficient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd quite like a photo with someone else's hands cupping mine... Floro? Care to help?

Unless you want me to do the cupping

Let's set the timer on the camera and you can cup!

I will take the picture and then we can all have Martinis."

make it vodka lime and soda and its a yes !!

I change plans so easily

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

"I'd quite like a photo with someone else's hands cupping mine... Floro? Care to help?

I'd like to volunteer my services as long as we are all clear that it is purely in the name of science as not because I want to at all.

do you have small hands? I need small hands to make the pic look flattering

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"I'd quite like a photo with someone else's hands cupping mine... Floro? Care to help?

Unless you want me to do the cupping

Let's set the timer on the camera and you can cup!

I will take the picture and then we can all have Martinis.

make it vodka lime and soda and its a yes !!

I change plans so easily

Fickle Floro!

throw in some red bull and I'm happy with the changes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd quite like a photo with someone else's hands cupping mine... Floro? Care to help?

I'd like to volunteer my services as long as we are all clear that it is purely in the name of science as not because I want to at all.

do you have small hands? I need small hands to make the pic look flattering

Hmmm I'll just chop my fingers down a bit, this sounds like way more fun than having full length fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*kitty types into calculator 58008 ... Sniggers and scampers off *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd quite like a photo with someone else's hands cupping mine... Floro? Care to help?

Unless you want me to do the cupping

Let's set the timer on the camera and you can cup!

I will take the picture and then we can all have Martinis.

make it vodka lime and soda and its a yes !!

I change plans so easily

Fickle Floro!

throw in some red bull and I'm happy with the changes! "

only fickle with offers like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd quite like a photo with someone else's hands cupping mine... Floro? Care to help?

I'd like to volunteer my services as long as we are all clear that it is purely in the name of science as not because I want to at all.

do you have small hands? I need small hands to make the pic look flattering

...i have small hands lol i do, i really do..

What can I say. My body parts are proportionate to my body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tits keep my knees warm xx

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"My tits keep my knees warm xx"

You must be curled into a ball.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boob cupping, neck kissing.. Any chance of light nipple teasing and maybe sleepy spooning too..? Sounds like a twelve days of Christmas rhyme? Anyone got the rest of the days?

Your fault

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/221705

Dare I look ... Is it full of cheesy lines ? "

It's as cheesy or naughty as you want it to be. I started it with a spank and two well hung men. Sound cheesy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My tits keep my knees warm xx"

Are you Sonic the Hedgehog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boob cupping, neck kissing.. Any chance of light nipple teasing and maybe sleepy spooning too..? Sounds like a twelve days of Christmas rhyme? Anyone got the rest of the days?

Your fault

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/221705

Dare I look ... Is it full of cheesy lines ?

It's as cheesy or naughty as you want it to be. I started it with a spank and two well hung men. Sound cheesy?

The word spank always makes me cringe ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boob cupping, neck kissing.. Any chance of light nipple teasing and maybe sleepy spooning too..? Sounds like a twelve days of Christmas rhyme? Anyone got the rest of the days?

Your fault

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/221705

Dare I look ... Is it full of cheesy lines ?

It's as cheesy or naughty as you want it to be. I started it with a spank and two well hung men. Sound cheesy?

The word spank always makes me cringe ....

The cane does that to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boob cupping, neck kissing.. Any chance of light nipple teasing and maybe sleepy spooning too..? Sounds like a twelve days of Christmas rhyme? Anyone got the rest of the days?

Your fault

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/221705

Dare I look ... Is it full of cheesy lines ?

It's as cheesy or naughty as you want it to be. I started it with a spank and two well hung men. Sound cheesy?

The word spank always makes me cringe ....

The cane does that to me

Oh my goodness ... see all that does to me is remind me of school

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