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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Amusing , flirty or downright random ...

At some points this morning I have wanted to pull my eyeballs out of my head

Ill leave it to someone else to think as my brain exploded about 2 minutes 34 seconds ago

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

There are muffins on another thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are muffins on another thread.

I'm making banana muffins later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are muffins on another thread.

I'm making banana muffins later

I could do with a good 'muffin' sometime soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have my eyes on some lovely baps this morning.

Wayne

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If you have a strong spring in your toaster, some bread and a good elastic band, you can play toaster shoot out.

You pop the bread in, set it toasting, stand 10 feet or so away and then when it pops try to shoot the bread with your laggy band whilst it is on the up.

Fun for the whole family

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are muffins on another thread.

Ah true and delicious they sound too ... but Im fat enough already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are muffins on another thread.

I'm making banana muffins later

I wanna try your muffin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have my eyes on some lovely baps this morning.

Wayne

Oh sweet lord - this is a cheesy innuendo carry on free thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you have a strong spring in your toaster, some bread and a good elastic band, you can play toaster shoot out.

You pop the bread in, set it toasting, stand 10 feet or so away and then when it pops try to shoot the bread with your laggy band whilst it is on the up.

Fun for the whole family

Ill try it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are muffins on another thread.

Ah true and delicious they sound too ... but Im fat enough already

Oh shush woman, I could happily munch a muffin and bend you over too, it's what Sundays were made for

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are muffins on another thread.

Ah true and delicious they sound too ... but Im fat enough already

Oh shush woman, I could happily munch a muffin and bend you over too, it's what Sundays were made for

At the same time ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you have a strong spring in your toaster, some bread and a good elastic band, you can play toaster shoot out.

You pop the bread in, set it toasting, stand 10 feet or so away and then when it pops try to shoot the bread with your laggy band whilst it is on the up.

Fun for the whole family

I need to try this!!....watch out family!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are muffins on another thread.

Ah true and delicious they sound too ... but Im fat enough already

Oh shush woman, I could happily munch a muffin and bend you over too, it's what Sundays were made for

At the same time ??? "

I promise I won't get crumbs all over you though...I'll lick em all up after

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are muffins on another thread.

Ah true and delicious they sound too ... but Im fat enough already

Oh shush woman, I could happily munch a muffin and bend you over too, it's what Sundays were made for

At the same time ???

I promise I won't get crumbs all over you though...I'll lick em all up after

What a considerate man you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im preparing my eyeballs people come on

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"If you have a strong spring in your toaster, some bread and a good elastic band, you can play toaster shoot out.

You pop the bread in, set it toasting, stand 10 feet or so away and then when it pops try to shoot the bread with your laggy band whilst it is on the up.

Fun for the whole family

I need to try this!!....watch out family!"

If you can master shooting laggy bands from each hand (by sticking it over you big finger, wrapping it over you thumb and using you ring finger as the trigger) you can shoot two at the same time. Humming the theme from The Good the Bad and Ugly is mandatory if you select this method. Just saying. Also a Stetson may be going too far, but for the purposes of looking unusual to the neighbours, a Fez is perfectly acceptable.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"There are muffins on another thread.

Ah true and delicious they sound too ... but Im fat enough already

Oh shush woman, I could happily munch a muffin and bend you over too, it's what Sundays were made for

Is that instead of using a plate to catch the crumbs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are muffins on another thread.

Ah true and delicious they sound too ... but Im fat enough already

Oh shush woman, I could happily munch a muffin and bend you over too, it's what Sundays were made for

Is that instead of using a plate to catch the crumbs?"

No washing up I guess ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are muffins on another thread.

Ah true and delicious they sound too ... but Im fat enough already

Oh shush woman, I could happily munch a muffin and bend you over too, it's what Sundays were made for

Is that instead of using a plate to catch the crumbs?"

With added pleasure too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you have a strong spring in your toaster, some bread and a good elastic band, you can play toaster shoot out.

You pop the bread in, set it toasting, stand 10 feet or so away and then when it pops try to shoot the bread with your laggy band whilst it is on the up.

Fun for the whole family

I need to try this!!....watch out family!

Ok I can do the elastic band thingy....I am the master!.....now I just need to find a stetson or a fez!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"There are muffins on another thread.

Ah true and delicious they sound too ... but Im fat enough already

Oh shush woman, I could happily munch a muffin and bend you over too, it's what Sundays were made for

Is that instead of using a plate to catch the crumbs?

With added pleasure too

You want more pleasure than a muffin and Floro bent over?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are muffins on another thread.

Ah true and delicious they sound too ... but Im fat enough already

Oh shush woman, I could happily munch a muffin and bend you over too, it's what Sundays were made for

Is that instead of using a plate to catch the crumbs?

With added pleasure too

Ha .... well thats a matter of opinion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are muffins on another thread.

Ah true and delicious they sound too ... but Im fat enough already

Oh shush woman, I could happily munch a muffin and bend you over too, it's what Sundays were made for

Is that instead of using a plate to catch the crumbs?

With added pleasure too

You want more pleasure than a muffin and Floro bent over?"

He wants a mariachi band playing too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are muffins on another thread.

Ah true and delicious they sound too ... but Im fat enough already

Oh shush woman, I could happily munch a muffin and bend you over too, it's what Sundays were made for

Is that instead of using a plate to catch the crumbs?

With added pleasure too

You want more pleasure than a muffin and Floro bent over?"

No no you misunderstand, instead of using a plate to catch the crumbs, I can use a Floro to catch the crumbs and enjoy added pleasure by bending her over. Pleasure from the muffin and pleasure from the Floro!

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"If you have a strong spring in your toaster, some bread and a good elastic band, you can play toaster shoot out.

You pop the bread in, set it toasting, stand 10 feet or so away and then when it pops try to shoot the bread with your laggy band whilst it is on the up.

Fun for the whole family

You could try this with a shotgun

but you will need an endless supply of toasters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are muffins on another thread.

Ah true and delicious they sound too ... but Im fat enough already

Oh shush woman, I could happily munch a muffin and bend you over too, it's what Sundays were made for

Is that instead of using a plate to catch the crumbs?

With added pleasure too

You want more pleasure than a muffin and Floro bent over?

I sound like sex aid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are muffins on another thread.

Ah true and delicious they sound too ... but Im fat enough already

Oh shush woman, I could happily munch a muffin and bend you over too, it's what Sundays were made for

Is that instead of using a plate to catch the crumbs?

With added pleasure too

You want more pleasure than a muffin and Floro bent over?

I sound like sex aid

I'll donate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know that if you put your eye balls in a jar full with vinegar (or is it water? God knows). Then, it would look like Quail eggs in a jar.

...just something i thought i would share. It's a crazy world with crazy ideas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ready to stick pins in my eyes xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nightmare night had by me . Pass me the pins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have my eyes on some lovely baps this morning.

Wayne

Oh sweet lord - this is a cheesy innuendo carry on free thread

I love a carry on up the khyber

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are muffins on another thread.

Ah true and delicious they sound too ... but Im fat enough already

Oh shush woman, I could happily munch a muffin and bend you over too, it's what Sundays were made for

Is that instead of using a plate to catch the crumbs?

With added pleasure too

You want more pleasure than a muffin and Floro bent over?

I sound like sex aid

I'll donate

Ah sheeeeeesh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you know that if you put your eye balls in a jar full with vinegar (or is it water? God knows). Then, it would look like Quail eggs in a jar.

...just something i thought i would share. It's a crazy world with crazy ideas.

Interesting .. I like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm ready to stick pins in my eyes xx"

I hear you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nightmare night had by me . Pass me the pins "

We could just cover our eyes you know ... I was slightly dramatic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shur up yer Doris

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have my eyes on some lovely baps this morning.

Wayne

Oh sweet lord - this is a cheesy innuendo carry on free thread

I love a carry on up the khyber

I understand more now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shur up yer Doris

SHUT

Ah this gets on my ample bosom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ready to stick pins in my eyes xx

I hear you

Can I watch?

...does that count as voyeurism? I am just not sure lol

Or I can play the part of James Bond and come running from the kitchen and stop you from pinning yourself. Theb i'd be the hero. Whoop!

Hmmm maybe a different sort of pinning may arise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shur up yer Doris

SHUT

Ah this gets on my ample bosom"
yesssss it works xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm ready to stick pins in my eyes xx

I hear you

Can I watch?

...does that count as voyeurism? I am just not sure lol

Or I can play the part of James Bond and come running from the kitchen and stop you from pinning yourself. Theb i'd be the hero. Whoop!

Hmmm maybe a different sort of pinning may arise.

Ah you spoiled it with that poorly placed crap innuendo at the end

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shur up yer Doris

SHUT

Ah this gets on my ample bosom yesssss it works xx"

What works ?

Ah I give in ....

Is Ben Cohen on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ready to stick pins in my eyes xx

I hear you

Can I watch?

...does that count as voyeurism? I am just not sure lol

Or I can play the part of James Bond and come running from the kitchen and stop you from pinning yourself. Theb i'd be the hero. Whoop!

Hmmm maybe a different sort of pinning may arise.

Ah you spoiled it with that poorly placed crap innuendo at the end

....i need help.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm ready to stick pins in my eyes xx

I hear you

Can I watch?

...does that count as voyeurism? I am just not sure lol

Or I can play the part of James Bond and come running from the kitchen and stop you from pinning yourself. Theb i'd be the hero. Whoop!

Hmmm maybe a different sort of pinning may arise.

Ah you spoiled it with that poorly placed crap innuendo at the end

....i need help.

god no .... Some ladies love a cheesy carry on style innuendo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm ready to stick pins in my eyes xx

I hear you

Can I watch?

...does that count as voyeurism? I am just not sure lol

Or I can play the part of James Bond and come running from the kitchen and stop you from pinning yourself. Theb i'd be the hero. Whoop!

Hmmm maybe a different sort of pinning may arise.

Ah you spoiled it with that poorly placed crap innuendo at the end

....i need help.

god no .... Some ladies love a cheesy carry on style innuendo

Just not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ready to stick pins in my eyes xx

I hear you

Can I watch?

...does that count as voyeurism? I am just not sure lol

Or I can play the part of James Bond and come running from the kitchen and stop you from pinning yourself. Theb i'd be the hero. Whoop!

Hmmm maybe a different sort of pinning may arise.

Ah you spoiled it with that poorly placed crap innuendo at the end

....i need help.

god no .... Some ladies love a cheesy carry on style innuendo

Just not me

..you just like eggs in a jar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm ready to stick pins in my eyes xx

I hear you

Can I watch?

...does that count as voyeurism? I am just not sure lol

Or I can play the part of James Bond and come running from the kitchen and stop you from pinning yourself. Theb i'd be the hero. Whoop!

Hmmm maybe a different sort of pinning may arise.

Ah you spoiled it with that poorly placed crap innuendo at the end

....i need help.

god no .... Some ladies love a cheesy carry on style innuendo

Just not me

..you just like eggs in a jar?

No eyeballs in a jar

Random .. I liked it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shur up yer Doris

SHUT

Ah this gets on my ample bosom yesssss it works xx

What works ?

Ah I give in ....

Is Ben Cohen on here

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I say Shur up yer Doris and you treat me to your ample bosum .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shur up yer Doris

SHUT

Ah this gets on my ample bosom yesssss it works xx

What works ?

Ah I give in ....

Is Ben Cohen on here

I say Shur up yer Doris and you treat me to your ample bosum .

That turned me on ... I felt a tingle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shur up yer Doris

SHUT

Ah this gets on my ample bosom yesssss it works xx

What works ?

Ah I give in ....

Is Ben Cohen on here

I say Shur up yer Doris and you treat me to your ample bosum .

That turned me on ... I felt a tingle

Ok "
Yeah I have that effect on ladies when I give em my Doris line xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shur up yer Doris

SHUT

Ah this gets on my ample bosom yesssss it works xx

What works ?

Ah I give in ....

Is Ben Cohen on here

I say Shur up yer Doris and you treat me to your ample bosum .

That turned me on ... I felt a tingle

Ok Yeah I have that effect on ladies when I give em my Doris line xx"

I can see why

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