FabSwingers.com forum: New Zealand Haka

By *exySwing3rs OP Couple
over a year ago

In Your Hearts

Sexy or intimidating?

Those thighs...phwoar!

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

What about ...'feckin scary?'

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

great rimming technique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thighs!!!! Hot men!!!!! *thud* has fainted with lust

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By *awkeye and HotlipsCouple
over a year ago

Takeley

Truly awe inspiring, like the way rugby players sing their hearts out for the national anthem, brings tears to our eyes. Lesson for football there. How many people have become aware of the maori culture because of the haka at rugby. Proper game too and well done Dan Carter, 100 caps for the blacks, only 4 other players achieved it. Your dad who was there must be hugely proud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's incredible. We've been lucky enough to experience one live and it's not just the sound and sight of it....you can feel it reverberate through the ground and the air....and boy would I like an hour or ten with those guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love watching this great tradition and long may it continue.

Its supposed to scare the living crap out their enemies and i reckon it does sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was at Fiji vs Cook Islands on bonfire night. The two war dances (not called haka) were amazing. Made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Shows footballers for what they are !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best thing any opposition team could do is turn their backs.its aimed to intimidate and get an advantage.turning away would rattle them.

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By *exySwing3rs OP Couple
over a year ago

In Your Hearts

"..and boy would I like an hour or ten with those guys

You are not alone with those thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intimidating if you let it and that is when they chop off your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..and boy would I like an hour or ten with those guys

You are not alone with those thoughts

Maybe we should get a welcome commitee together for them....be rude not to

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

"..and boy would I like an hour or ten with those guys

You are not alone with those thoughts

That's the only group of men id ever consider a gang bang with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

must say, even as a bloke, i love to watch the haka.

so intense

just makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.

we should do something similar with our national dance.

morris dancing round the goals should do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"must say, even as a bloke, i love to watch the haka.

so intense

just makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.

we should do something similar with our national dance.

morris dancing round the goals should do it"

Which one's Morris?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speaking of which, 'erhem' - haven't seen too many threads about yesterdays game of union; why's that, I wonder???????????

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Speaking of which, 'erhem' - haven't seen too many threads about yesterdays game of union; why's that, I wonder???????????

I doubt the Scotland forum will be bristling with them either.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

The haka is a powerful thing.

recently watched a video of a NZ soldiers funeral procession. Each service has its own haka and to watch that many soldiers, in uniform surround the car that the coffin is in and perform a haka bought tears to my eyes. such emotion is a powerful thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want a haka to give you goosebumps? Search a popular site for 2nd 1st Farewell Their Fallen Comrades With A Huge Haka. As an ex military man it stopped me in my tracks!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great minds evie lol.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Great minds evie lol. "

haha!!!

although i am an emotional person (couldnt watch dumbo all the way through till i was 17!!) rarely get upset watching things like that but the power of that haka was something else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First saw it a good while ago... i got smoke ir something in my eye while watching it also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Speaking of which, 'erhem' - haven't seen too many threads about yesterdays game of union; why's that, I wonder???????????

I doubt the Scotland forum will be bristling with them either."

Shhhhhhhhhh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want a haka to give you goosebumps? Search a popular site for 2nd 1st Farewell Their Fallen Comrades With A Huge Haka. As an ex military man it stopped me in my tracks!!!!!

just watched this and it was amazing , we all celebrate the loss of someone specially ,and a lone piper playing a lament is something special to see and hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, but what about the rugby?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Yeah, but what about the rugby?"

this isnt about the rugby its about the haka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrrrrrrm, I think it's related to the 'erhem' rugby union world champions whom, hang on a minute, played errrrm yesterday against errrrrm some team??????

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over a year ago

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

this isnt about the rugby its about the haka

Which is terrifying enough in the open air. What it must be like somewhere like the Millennium Stadium with the roof shut I can't imagine.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

this isnt about the rugby its about the haka

Which is terrifying enough in the open air. What it must be like somewhere like the Millennium Stadium with the roof shut I can't imagine."

i'd love to see it.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"Shows footballers for what they are !!!"
and whats that erm footballers?? not rugby players

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this isnt about the rugby its about the haka

Which is terrifying enough in the open air. What it must be like somewhere like the Millennium Stadium with the roof shut I can't imagine.

i'd love to see it.

me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or in a school hall in south Auckland with the entire school doing the haka barefoot on a wooden floor - absolutely terrifying, I can assure you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its a fantastic sight however it as been lessened by the fact the rugby authorites have stopped opposition teams reacting to it as it is a challenge laid down to the opposition.

one of the best responses is Wales in 2008

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By *attykitWoman
over a year ago

leeds

I saw it live at Headingley on Friday. The kiwis s completely out matched the scots. The thighs and arms. .... how I managed to not charge the field and dive in the middle of a scrum I don't know. As well as being amazing athletes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a clip earlier shared in bookface of the Haka performed in 1973....compared to nowadays its hilarious

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I've seen it a few times at Wales and Llanelli matches. It is mightily impressive.

Fans if both sides used to love it. However, there's much more bad feeling about it these days. There's definitely a perception that the All Blacks have become far too pious about it - it kinda came to a head when they played Wales a few years back.

The fact that they insist on it being performed last, with nothing after it, even when they are playing away from home in another country has definitely caused some bad feeling.

I think some of the Pacific Island teams' Hakas are better these days.

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By *orkiescotMan
over a year ago

Pontefract

"The best thing any opposition team could do is turn their backs.its aimed to intimidate and get an advantage.turning away would rattle them."
its considered disrespectful to turn away. The best response I ever saw was the opposing captain walking right into the Kiwi's space and staring them down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best thing any opposition team could do is turn their backs.its aimed to intimidate and get an advantage.turning away would rattle them.its considered disrespectful to turn away. The best response I ever saw was the opposing captain walking right into the Kiwi's space and staring them down. "

agreed they want their challenge to be accepted and if anything another challenge given back.

new zealand v Tonga is usually good as they both perform their haka's at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or in a school hall in south Auckland with the entire school doing the haka barefoot on a wooden floor - absolutely terrifying, I can assure you!!"

I saw an impromptu Hakka by teenagers st Rotorua very impressive

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Imagine what it was like when they were naked and all excited...

Now that would be a sight to put the willies up you!!!

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