FabSwingers.com forum: Library copies of Fifty Shades test positive for herpes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Two Belgian professors decided to run tests on the top 10 most borrowed books at Antwerp library. All of them tested positive for cocaine and the copies of Fifty Shades tested positive for herpes.

Gross.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can understand the cocaine pressence but how does herpes live on a book?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes grosssssssssssss

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Two Belgian professors decided to run tests on the top 10 most borrowed books at Antwerp library. All of them tested positive for cocaine and the copies of Fifty Shades tested positive for herpes.

Gross. "

I wonder why only the copies of Fifty Shades tested positive for herpes since lots of people carry the virus I'd imagine most of the books would.

Any book returned from this house would test positive for Victoria sponge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could herpes be caught off a book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it would test positive for feces if it was my copy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thought you could only catch herpes from oral or sex? does that mean you have to have sex with the book???

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Ewwwwww

I am always borrowing books from the library or buying second hand ones. Think I am going to have to start reading them while wearing rubber gloves and a face mask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ewwwwww

I am always borrowing books from the library or buying second hand ones. Think I am going to have to start reading them while wearing rubber gloves and a face mask.

take some pics please

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Ewwwwww

I am always borrowing books from the library or buying second hand ones. Think I am going to have to start reading them while wearing rubber gloves and a face mask.

take some pics please"

Perv...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

s very unlikely that you would get genital herpes from a toilet seat,towels or indeed a book!! Genital herpes is a sexually transmitted infection (STI) spread by skin-to-skin contact. In most cases, the virus enters your body through mucous membranes — the type of skin found in your mouth, genitals or anus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it would test positive for feces if it was my copy

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When there is something nasty going around all magazines are removed from doctors waiting rooms and there are no communal papers in hospital wards . That's because bacteria love dwelling on paper!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When there is something nasty going around all magazines are removed from doctors waiting rooms and there are no communal papers in hospital wards . That's because bacteria love dwelling on paper!!"

weird!...cos I'm reading sti barebacksluts in mine.....

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Easily done I reckon. Someone with a cold sore licking their finger before turning a page.

I'm off to Dettol everything anyone else has ever touched.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thought you could only catch herpes from oral or sex? does that mean you have to have sex with the book??? "

you can catch herpes from a cup, glass flannel, knife and fork, lots of ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could herpes be caught off a book

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Well I have been known to wank over mags so who knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeewwww...

Fifty Shades of Naaaastaaaayyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

records, videos and tapes have had their day, books will be next, as technology increases, we will use it for everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My god, I was not aware that ther was a plague out break of people who had caught herpes from a book. God get a life people, you sound like bunch of yanks , obssesed with hygiene.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"My god, I was not aware that ther was a plague out break of people who had caught herpes from a book. God get a life people, you sound like bunch of yanks , obssesed with hygiene."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shocked I can't believe that anyone would READ THAT SHIT!

Lol

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By *yphoon1Man
over a year ago

Id be worried about the really old medical books about airborne diseases

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just deleted 50 shades off my Nook , and given it a once over with a wet wipe just be on the safe side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i thought the only thing you would get from 50 shades was a light spanking !

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