FabSwingers.com forum: Kelly brook look a like more A beechers brook jumper

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Met a woman she told me people were always thinkin she was Kelly brook when we met she was at best 60,size 22,short bleach blond hair. Still went through with it then half way through she went to the loo so I grabbed my clothes stuck under my arm an legged it. Running naked an barefoot in THE snow ringing a trusted taxi to get me out of there. GOOD OR BAD

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Met a woman she told me people were always thinkin she was Kelly brook when we met she was at best 60,size 22,short bleach blond hair. Still went through with it then half way through she went to the loo so I grabbed my clothes stuck under my arm an legged it. Running naked an barefoot in THE snow ringing a trusted taxi to get me out of there. GOOD OR BAD "

Not really sure where to start with this one! Was she verified?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouldn't this be in the story/ fantasy thread??

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

You met her, you decided to "go through with it" like it was having a tooth extracted, then when you'd had enough you ran away. I don't think anyone comes out of it covered in glory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where you meet her antartica as no snow yet here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know who I won't ever be meeting....

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Once again words fail me

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Trip trap trip trap!!!!!

Someone's bored and wants to start a fight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be another Crackanory Teller!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not really sure where to start with this one! Was she verified?"
I didn't meet her on here she was a friend of my hair dresser they were d*unk one night sending me flirty texts that carried on the next night but with the woman I'd never met.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BAD your story/fantasy is really bad ! Don't give up the day job.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Not really sure where to start with this one! Was she verified? I didn't meet her on here she was a friend of my hair dresser they were d*unk one night sending me flirty texts that carried on the next night but with the woman I'd never met. "

Oh well In that case...

More fool you for meeting someone you've never seen

How desperate do you have to be to 'go through with it' even though you obviously weren't attracted to her?

Thirdly... Do you think anyone's gonna say 'nice one mate?' Coz I'll be surprised!!

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Ok so she told a few fibs,it didn't stop you from starting things with her.If. you had known the truth about her would you have be interested in meeting her I think not.Its not what person looks like but whats inside that matters.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

She would need to be size 60 to be Breechers Brook.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You've all jumped to a not very nice conclusion about me, I went through with it because I didn't want to offend her by turning round an walking away when she opened the door to me. An as far as gettin what I wanted then leaving well that's not rite coz I went down on her she came went to the loo an that's when I did a runner.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"You've all jumped to a not very nice conclusion about me, I went through with it because I didn't want to offend her by turning round an walking away when she opened the door to me. An as far as gettin what I wanted then leaving well that's not rite coz I went down on her she came went to the loo an that's when I did a runner. "

You didn't want to offend her so you buggered off halfway through a session without saying anything. Ok!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

You didn't want to offend her but you're happy to disrespect her massively on here. My conclusion remains the same as it was earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such a gent... the decent thing would have been to have a drink and apologise that she wasn't your type, then thank her for her time and leave...

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

have you taken leave of your senses....

did you think about this post before typing

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

ps.... I am thinking not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want no fucking snow!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Obviously I'm fighting a losing battle then. I had the best of intentions then then suddenly changed my mind I'm pretty sure some of you lady's have started something then for some reason you changed your mind. And iv not disrespected her on here as she'll never know an iv mentiod no names just thought I'd gage some opinions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such a gent... the decent thing would have been to have a drink and apologise that she wasn't your type, then thank her for her time and leave...

Now this man, I'd meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who slag off in public..just ask for a profile _iew and blocked..can't be trusted or worthy to meet

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My conclusion remains unchanged if that is your mitigation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so you did her a favour by leading her on for a while, then done a runner?

well thats not going to be construed as offensive at all is it?

why would you not have just gone in for a drink then organised something for another time and left it at that?

guessing you are now going to have to find a new hairdresser too ,cuz if i had treated a friend of someone that cut my hair badly, i wouldnt want to be trusting her with my barnet again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"have you taken leave of your senses....

did you think about this post before typing"
not really but this is a forum for funny things serious things stupid things silly things its just something that happened to me an not ment to be a serious debate. Oh and while everyone is giving me a hard time no one's mentioned about her tellin lies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have you taken leave of your senses....

did you think about this post before typing not really but this is a forum for funny things serious things stupid things silly things its just something that happened to me an not ment to be a serious debate. Oh and while everyone is giving me a hard time no one's mentioned about her tellin lies. "

someone has mentioned it, but why you didnt just walk away, or get to knwo her for her.

you were expecting some form of supermodel fitty type thing (which is pretty shallow to begin with) and when you didnt look like getting it, you decided to be rather ungentlemanly and treat her badly.

as has been said, the forums are great for finding people NOT to meet too

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"have you taken leave of your senses....

people have your side of the story, there are usually more than one....

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"have you taken leave of your senses....

someone has mentioned it, but why you didnt just walk away, or get to knwo her for her.

as has been said, the forums are great for finding people NOT to meet too"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how did I only just find this thread!?

Where is the snow? I want to make a snowman!

But also - you gave her one as you didn't want to disrespect her - well to be honest I think the most disrespectful part of the whole thing is you putting it in a public forum! You might want to change hairdressers, because if you'd have jumped ship on one of my mates mid fuck I wouldn't trust myself with scissors!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

You had the best of intentions by throwing the dog a bone??

Did you not see any pics of her before you met? Did you not think of asking your mutual friend wether her Kelly brook claims were real?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I don't think this went as you were expecting somehow.

Some people lie about how they look ...but isn't that the chance you take if it is a blind date like you say it was?

If she wasn't what you were expecting and you didn't fancy the real person then I can't understand why you didn't walk away straight away, that would have been the decent thing to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have you taken leave of your senses....

Did you lose your shoes?

Maybe she meant she looks like Kelly Brook's grandma.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Oh well, that's alright then! You're a perfect gentleman and the woman involved probably did not feel utterly crushed by your impeccable behaviour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok ok I give in maybe I handled the situation badly then seeing as I'm gettin a SHIT load of abuse.

What a hard crowd you lot are, definitely not to be won over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok ok I give in maybe I handled the situation badly then seeing as I'm gettin a SHIT load of abuse.

What a hard crowd you lot are, definitely not to be won over "

Not sure you got a shit load of abuse to be honest. Think you got people's honest opinions to a situation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have you taken leave of your senses....

Did you lose your shoes?

Maybe she meant she looks like Kelly Brook's grandma."

there is every chance she did LOOK like Kelly Brook.

just many many people cant see past the size of someone body rather than look at a face.

as said, very shallow.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

To be fair he did get a bit of abuse which was removed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't think this went as you were expecting somehow.

Some people lie about how they look ...but isn't that the chance you take if it is a blind date like you say it was?

If she wasn't what you were expecting and you didn't fancy the real person then I can't understand why you didn't walk away straight away, that would have been the decent thing to do.

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because the texts between us had progressed from flirty on THE first night to full on dirty sex textin about what we were goin to do to each other the min we met so I could hardly of said when she opened the door "hi shall we sit down and have a cup of tea and a nice little chat" she was compleatly naked when I got there and grabbed my hand led me up to her bedroom before I new it she'd got my kit off

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have posted in the past about the man running away naked from my bed. He at least told me to my face he was leaving and only let it get as far as us getting naked. I never thought I would reflect on him being a gentleman. It is a funny old world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think this went as you were expecting somehow.

Some people lie about how they look ...but isn't that the chance you take if it is a blind date like you say it was?

If she wasn't what you were expecting and you didn't fancy the real person then I can't understand why you didn't walk away straight away, that would have been the decent thing to do.

because the texts between us had progressed from flirty on THE first night to full on dirty sex textin about what we were goin to do to each other the min we met so I could hardly of said when she opened the door "hi shall we sit down and have a cup of tea and a nice little chat" she was compleatly naked when I got there and grabbed my hand led me up to her bedroom before I new it she'd got my kit off "

and of course, being a full grown man there was nothing you could do to stop it.

dunno about you but i cant get my top off without wanting to, let alone my kecks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a polite no thanks i reckon ... i have been to a few parties in my area seem to be the same people there at each one , and one guy always makes a B line for me and askes have i changed my mind yet and each time i say a very polite no thanks ... people still have feelings and regection is still not great either but good to be truthful (still gets me no where lol )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rejection i mean sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"have you taken leave of your senses....

Did you lose your shoes?

Maybe she meant she looks like Kelly Brook's grandma.

there is every chance she did LOOK like Kelly Brook.

just many many people cant see past the size of someone body rather than look at a face.

as said, very shallow."
oh don't be turning it into a size issue that's a cheap dig I have no problem with big girls small girls what ever girls I just think she must of ether been deluded or very d*unk to make out she looked just like A woman young enough to be her grand daughter 8stone lighter than her and looked compleatly nothin like her. I bet it'd be a different story if one of you lot took a chance and turned up to meet a fit young stud who said he looked just like brad pit an he was an old geezer more like Albert steptow suppose you'd hit him with your rolling pins.

PS ha ha some of you deserved that oh come on don't start being horrible I'm really not a shallow fella I'm quite nice really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" oh don't be turning it into a size issue that's a cheap dig I have no problem with big girls small girls what ever girls I just think she must of ether been deluded or very d*unk to make out she looked just like A woman young enough to be her grand daughter 8stone lighter than her and looked compleatly nothin like her. I bet it'd be a different story if one of you lot took a chance and turned up to meet a fit young stud who said he looked just like brad pit an he was an old geezer more like Albert steptow suppose you'd hit him with your rolling pins.

PS ha ha some of you deserved that oh come on don't start being horrible I'm really not a shallow fella I'm quite nice really "

no rolling pins, but certainly wouldnt have had to have gotten naked to tell someone they werent what was expected.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Even if half way through you'd thought what am I doing? And maybe made out you'd not felt well or something and made your excuses?

Like a few people have said that's the risk you take with a blind date (and one of the reasons I won't even get chatting with potential meets etc without seeing a face pic)

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"have you taken leave of your senses....

Did you lose your shoes?

Maybe she meant she looks like Kelly Brook's grandma.

there is every chance she did LOOK like Kelly Brook.

just many many people cant see past the size of someone body rather than look at a face.

as said, very shallow. oh don't be turning it into a size issue that's a cheap dig I have no problem with big girls small girls what ever girls I just think she must of ether been deluded or very d*unk to make out she looked just like A woman young enough to be her grand daughter 8stone lighter than her and looked compleatly nothin like her. I bet it'd be a different story if one of you lot took a chance and turned up to meet a fit young stud who said he looked just like brad pit an he was an old geezer more like Albert steptow suppose you'd hit him with your rolling pins.

PS ha ha some of you deserved that oh come on don't start being horrible I'm really not a shallow fella I'm quite nice really "

Yep, I've met men whose pics were much more flattering than reality, and managed not to strip off and give them a blow job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good heavens, I'm lost for words.

I met someone recently, it didn't feel right, I simple said "I'm really sorry this doesn't feel right, so I'm going to pass", he thanked me and politely left.....that's how faults behave in this situation. They don't go through with it and do a runner at a convenient point. I feel really sorry for the lady concerned, she must have felt awful.

Also everyone exaggerates about who they look like, that's why you exchange photos before meeting them.....even in the real world!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think i am very like my pics and had a few comps saying am better in the flesh but i have also met people who are nothing like what so ever camera does lie and sometimes for the better mmmmmmmmmmmmm took the chance it pays off sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is why I'm against people putting on pictures from professional photo shoots, It's unlikely they will look like that in the cold light of day

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

The man said he didn't meet the person from here

Either way, I think I might save him from himself now.

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