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"I've got another one... Why do people message saying 'it's been a while since we chatted' when I can quite clearly see we've never chatted!! IM NOT STUPID! ![]() Well it is a while since we spoke, opps better get my running shoes on ![]() | |||
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"I've got another one... Why do people message saying 'it's been a while since we chatted' when I can quite clearly see we've never chatted!! IM NOT STUPID! ![]() Why you get a McDonalds burger and it looks nothing like the photo!!! | |||
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"why do men like to send you a cock photo and think you will Become instantly horny and battle Lions to get to them Immediately. when Actually you are just sat drinking a brew on the sofa in your onesie" Battle lions - ![]() | |||
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"why do men like to send you a cock photo and think you will Become instantly horny and battle Lions to get to them Immediately. when Actually you are just sat drinking a brew on the sofa in your onesie Battle lions - ![]() or Dinosaurs | |||
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"Why do people say there is someone for everyone. I find this so patronizing " Hold on.. Why do you find that patronizing?.... | |||
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"Why do people say there is someone for everyone. I find this so patronizing Hold on.. Why do you find that patronizing?...." i wondered that too,as i say it.i better have a rethink ![]() | |||
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"Why do coughs get worse at night? My boy has a chest infection. Coughed like crazy Thursday night. Barely coughed all day yesterday and as soon as he was in bed last night he started again! ![]() you need to Prop him up | |||
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"Why do coughs get worse at night? My boy has a chest infection. Coughed like crazy Thursday night. Barely coughed all day yesterday and as soon as he was in bed last night he started again! ![]() I do when he first goes to bed but he's the worst fidget you've ever seen in bed, he ends up at the wrong end of the bed upside down and all over the place. So propping him up doesn't really do much good ![]() | |||
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"Why am i so short? ![]() No point in ranting about it x it's a fact for some of us x ![]() | |||
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"Why do coughs get worse at night? My boy has a chest infection. Coughed like crazy Thursday night. Barely coughed all day yesterday and as soon as he was in bed last night he started again! ![]() My Son did this and was told by doctor that it was because he couldn't get rid of all dust particles in his throat at night without coughing. He was given something similar to piriton and it worked a treat Xxx | |||
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"Why do people say there is someone for everyone. I find this so patronizing " Am 52 and still waiting ![]() | |||
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"ooo stop ranting and sit down have a nice cup of tea . lol Ranting is not good for the skin . ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Why do coughs get worse at night? My boy has a chest infection. Coughed like crazy Thursday night. Barely coughed all day yesterday and as soon as he was in bed last night he started again! ![]() ![]() ok. give him piriton before bed and also calpol do a plug in Which is really good | |||
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"Why does amazon charge £15 for next evening delivery yet after deciding not to pay it and go for standard delivery the postman has just delivered it: p&p free earlier than if I'd paid an exorbitant charge. Why does my neighbour park his massive RV outside my house making my lounge dark but his Audi outside his so as not to block out his own light? When are my adult children going to leave home? Why do the neighbours insist on feeding the foxes who then use my decking as their latrine and my shed roof as their roof terrace? Why, after exercising, moving, 1200 calories a day the scales are stuck and I don't have a body like Miranda Kerr?!! Love this thread...rant over! ![]() That's more like it!! Excellent ranting! ![]() | |||
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"Age is just a number, no its not ![]() sure is ........ which one you picking today 21 aqain xxx | |||
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"Why do coughs get worse at night? My boy has a chest infection. Coughed like crazy Thursday night. Barely coughed all day yesterday and as soon as he was in bed last night he started again! ![]() ![]() During the daytime our cognitive responses quite often resolve minor issues of, say, dust and tickles which the automatic sleepmode doesn't..... Nail his pyjamas to the headboard... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"'Why do the neighbours insist on feeding the foxes who then use my decking as their latrine and my shed roof as their roof terrace?' Get em shot!" The neighbours...??? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Why does our son go out late at night come home at stupid o clock and ransack the kitchen so when we get up it looks like weve been burgled. Whyvdoes someone keep moving oscar. Why is the sky blue vand not the grass. " It's his age. Can I refer you to point one. Chlorophyll. ![]() | |||
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"'Why do the neighbours insist on feeding the foxes who then use my decking as their latrine and my shed roof as their roof terrace?' Get em shot! The neighbours...??? ![]() ![]() Sounds a plan for me ![]() | |||
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"Why does our son go out late at night come home at stupid o clock and ransack the kitchen so when we get up it looks like weve been burgled. Whyvdoes someone keep moving oscar. Why is the sky blue vand not the grass. " Coz you let him... Coz we can... The sky, today, is grey... ![]() | |||
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"why do men like to send you a cock photo and think you will Become instantly horny and battle Lions to get to them Immediately. when Actually you are just sat drinking a brew on the sofa in your onesie" You're not. You look EXACTLY like all of your sexy profile pics 24/7. I don't HOW that is logistically possible. But. You just do, ok? ![]() | |||
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"Why do birds sing." Because, unlike bees which have to hum, they've learned the song properly... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Why do coughs get worse at night? My boy has a chest infection. Coughed like crazy Thursday night. Barely coughed all day yesterday and as soon as he was in bed last night he started again! ![]() My son is doing the same. Dropin centre today or Dr cos it's driving us all crazy | |||
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"Why WHY why..... Does my online tracking order for my next delivery say that delivery was attempted and a card was left when it quite clearly wasn't! I feel better. Anyone else want a rant?? Xx" Next may have tried to deliver thay to me... I had 2 cards this week saying they tried to deliver...erm.. I havent ordered anything and dont even have an account with next ![]() | |||
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"we had one of them. i asked him what we said last time he said we possibly said we wernt meeting at the time i told him it still stands lol" Love it ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Why Oh why do West Ham insist on buying Injury prone Andy Carroll so he can spend most of his time flashing his cock ![]() ![]() I haven't added a word ![]() | |||
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"'Why do the neighbours insist on feeding the foxes who then use my decking as their latrine and my shed roof as their roof terrace?' Get em shot!" I'm preparing my defence as we speak...oh, you meant the foxes! ![]() | |||
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"Why WHY why..... Does my online tracking order for my next delivery say that delivery was attempted and a card was left when it quite clearly wasn't! I feel better. Anyone else want a rant?? Xx Next may have tried to deliver thay to me... I had 2 cards this week saying they tried to deliver...erm.. I havent ordered anything and dont even have an account with next ![]() could be someone sending you something or fraudsters using your adress | |||
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"I've got another one... Why do people message saying 'it's been a while since we chatted' when I can quite clearly see we've never chatted!! IM NOT STUPID! ![]() I got one of those last week. As I'm a site supporter it tells me on their profile when we last chatted. Nothing was on there so I should have said, but I couldn't be arsed. ![]() | |||
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"Why do coughs get worse at night? My boy has a chest infection. Coughed like crazy Thursday night. Barely coughed all day yesterday and as soon as he was in bed last night he started again! ![]() Don't know if there's Night Nurse for kids, but I have never failed to get straight to sleep with that stuff, it's some kind of voodoo! | |||
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"Why WHY why..... Does my online tracking order for my next delivery say that delivery was attempted and a card was left when it quite clearly wasn't! I feel better. Anyone else want a rant?? Xx Next may have tried to deliver thay to me... I had 2 cards this week saying they tried to deliver...erm.. I havent ordered anything and dont even have an account with next ![]() Oh well if a pair of little boys blue ugg style slippers turn up can you send em on?? ![]() | |||
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"Why Oh why do West Ham insist on buying Injury prone Andy Carroll so he can spend most of his time flashing his cock ![]() ![]() ![]() i reckon if he flopped it out it would fall on the ground screaming for a Penalty ![]() | |||
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"Why WHY why..... Does the guy who leaves for work that lives behind my house open and shut every single door of his car about 6 times at 5am every morning waking up me and usually my son too! " Aargh, the repeated slamming of kitchen cupboards and garage inner doors before I am awake - is this necessary, ever? No, it is not!! | |||
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"Why Oh why do West Ham insist on buying Injury prone Andy Carroll so he can spend most of his time flashing his cock ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I wonder if he has the any hole's a goal mentality ![]() | |||
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"Why Oh why do West Ham insist on buying Injury prone Andy Carroll so he can spend most of his time flashing his cock ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He cant even get his balls in a hole that size, what chance has he got with wimmin lol | |||
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"Why Oh why do West Ham insist on buying Injury prone Andy Carroll so he can spend most of his time flashing his cock ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Then he'll probably score a home goal ![]() | |||
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"Why Oh why do West Ham insist on buying Injury prone Andy Carroll so he can spend most of his time flashing his cock ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Does that Cum under the "offside" rule ![]() | |||
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"Lets all be happy everyone. Put a big cheesy grin on your face and forget your annoyances. " Too hacked off for cheesy grin | |||
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"Why Oh why do West Ham insist on buying Injury prone Andy Carroll so he can spend most of his time flashing his cock ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sounds more like dribbling ![]() | |||
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"why do men like to send you a cock photo and think you will Become instantly horny and battle Lions to get to them Immediately. when Actually you are just sat drinking a brew on the sofa in your onesie" Pmsl (on sofa in onesie) | |||
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"Why do people say they have read my profile then attach a pic if their cock with their Sky remote? I say clearly no cock pics thanks and I do have my own sky remote so that isn't going to be a meet convincer either....." ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ahhh, first world problems at their finest. ![]() I don't have any third or second world problems. | |||
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"why does chocolate make your clothes shrink? ![]() ![]() Oh that did make me laugh ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Age is just a number, no its not ![]() 96 then I've a real reason for nodding off on the sofa ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Why do coughs get worse at night? My boy has a chest infection. Coughed like crazy Thursday night. Barely coughed all day yesterday and as soon as he was in bed last night he started again! ![]() Read today that if you put vicks vaporub on his feet and cover with sock before chucking him into bed there will be no coughing...don't know if it works but could be worth a try? And my rant is simple...why are people incapable of reading road signs? Use the fecking bus lane when it's not active and you're doing 10 miles under the speed limit so the rest of us can pass you!!!! | |||
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"Why do coughs get worse at night? My boy has a chest infection. Coughed like crazy Thursday night. Barely coughed all day yesterday and as soon as he was in bed last night he started again! ![]() I've got some snuffle balm I'll try that tonight thanks!! | |||
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